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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH. HATURDAY, AUGUST 23, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION.

PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

SALESMAN ŞAM

1 SENT SAM A FILE AND CHISEL LAST WECH AND HE SAYS HE HAS HIS ESCAPE ALL PLANNED FOR TONIGHT

WHEW BUT THIS IS HARD ROCK'- TUE WORKED 5 NIGHTS TRYING TO LET

TRIGOUGH AND ESAFE

Optimistic Sam

OH BOYL-I'M ALMOST THROUGH?

GANGWAY!!

BY SWAN

WHAT TH`!!! - OH WELL - IT'S BIGGER THAN TH OLD

ONE ANYWAY

Copyright, 1921, by NEA

UNDERHOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. $112.50- NET."

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In Case

5*3/4 Lhe

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Wright.

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Service.

PORTABLE MODEL

Hole Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Queen's Bldgs.

Phono, C. 1030,

MOM'N POP

THINK THAT'S HA COMING NOW!

CLICKS

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

HELLO, BOOTSY!

WHY,

JIMMIE !!!

YSAY SHE'S

IN TH' MOVIES?)

2011

VER, NAME'S DOTTIE DIMPLE. SWOLL

LOOKING BLONDE. OF COURSE SHE

DON'T PLAY VERY BIG ROLESYET-1837 A COMER, 107JA TEKSONALITY AM ALL THAT, GONNA VISIT HERE AN' WANIS

ME TO MEET HER AT THE TRAIN.

SAY - DO YOU KNICVI WHAT TIME IT IS – HEEN

OUT SEEING ANDTHERI

OF YOUR SICH

FRIENDS

The Sad Truth

-HOLDING HIS HAND

I SUPPOSE ?

Knighthood Is in Flower

NOW, JIMMIE - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW? AREN'T YOU

ASHAMED-ARENT• -

NO-

WAIT,

BOOTS

SIMPLE WHO'S

SHE?

KR)-NEVER HEARD PWHY SHES KNOWN AS THE BEY! OF ANY DOITIE

LOOKER IN THE FRNIES-PLAYS BIG BAINING SANT AN'QUEFNA SHEBA TARTS AN' ALL THAT STUFF.GONNA VISIT VERE-WANTS ME TOMIFI

HER PERSONALLY,

NO I DONT-

BUT IF I HADDA-

GIVE HIM A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN NOW COME IN AND TELL US WHAT HAPPED,

JIMMIE!

[/SAY, SAY! POT] ON THE BRAKES! [YOURE SKIDDING -I KNOW HER,

SAW HER IN

HELLO, ETTA, GUESS IM NOT LITTLE MIT EU? DOTTIC DIMPLE, THE FAMOUS MOVIE STAR IS COMING ALL THE WAY FROM HOLLYWOOD TO SEE ME. THEY CALL HER "DELIGHTFUL DOTTLE", THE PREMIER VAMP OF THE CINEMA WORLD, THE MOST EXOINSITE,"GILDED LIPS

MOST GLORIOUS, FOST

I'D WON TH' GAME!!

WHY, NOTHING! JUST MET

By Taylor

الاردن

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By Martin

A FRIEND OF MINE DOWN THE STREET AND HE SAID HIS GIRL WAS THE PRETTIEST

IN TOWN!

SHE HAD ONE OF YOUR “BIG”- PARTS IN THE LAWN PARTY SCENE FAMOUS STAR"? HAHA! SHE WAS THE CLUMSY MAID IN THE BACKGROUND THAT PASSED THE SUGAR FOR

THE TEA.

By Crane

BY BLOSSER

M

FUNNY STORIES.

THE LIKENESS.

Elections and weddings always

turn out the homo.

't

How is that?"

The boat man never gets the job."-Life.

THE AMENITIES.

Do you always do your merkot ing here?"

"Yos, I've dealt with theso pooplo for years. It's so much nicer to be robbed by someone you know."-Lifo.

IN THE ANTIDOTAGE, The Professor: "Do you know that they can extract enough polson from one cigar to kill a rabbit ? "

Tho Smoker:" Servo 'em right. I hate rabbits "-Bystander.

LOGICAL EXTRAVAGANCE. "I hear," said Smith, "that you bring your wife a box of can- dy overy day."/

"Yes,” replied Nowlywed, “It's always a comfortable feeling to know that you have something to oat in the house."-Philadelphia .. Ledger.

BEFORE THE LAW. The teacher was giving the class a lecture on gravity."

"Now, children." she said, “↓↑ is the law of gravity that keopa us on this earth."

"But please, teacher," inquired one small child, "how did we atick on boforo the law was pass- ed!"-The Tattler.

SO THAT'S THAT.

"Dick's awfully poetical- "When I accepted him he said he felt like an immigrant entering a. strange country."

Donne "Wall; so he was " Bella-"An immigrant, why?” Donna-"Wasn't he just 'land- ed'?"-London Mail.

SIMPLE AND EAST.

At a big party in London, a woman of the nowly rich and jostentatious class was sitting be-

sido the wifo of a prominent labour leador. The former began to talk jabout her jowellry, "I clean my diamonda with ammonia," she said; "my rubles with Bordeaux wine, my emeralds with Danzig brandy and my sapphires with fresh milk. And you, Mrs. Blank?” sho asked, turning to the labour leader's wifo.

"Oh, I don't clean mine," said the latter airily, "When they got dirty, I simply throw them away. -Boston Transcript..

WINDOW FANES,

Miss Gushington: Do you bo- Heve the eyes are windows of the Boul?

Mr. Hardfax: Burel I fro- quently have pause in my eyon.

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

GEE-VER MOM

WUZ NICE TY GIVE YOU

ALL THOSE EGGS FOR

UST COOK ON

OUR FURNACE

YEAH NOW! YOU SOTTA RUN

HOME AN' GET

SOMETHING FOR US, TOO

I KNOW WHAT

IU, GET SOME OF THOGG NICE DOUGHNUTS

THAT MOM BAKED YESTERDAY,

Enough Isn't Quite Enough

HERE! HERE! WHERE ON EARTH ARE SOME WITH SO MANY OF MY DOUGHNUTS?

MERCY! I SHOULD THINK TWO OR THREE

WOULD BE

ENOUGH

I SHOULD THINK,

SO TOO, BUT IT

AIN'T!

ACTOCEN