1924-08-09 — Page 13

A

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH - SATURDAY, AUGUSE 1924. (FEATURE: SECTION.

PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

SALESMAN~$AM

ORDER NOW DONT BE MARID

INTH SAM-YOU WILL BE NEXT

ON TH WITNESS STAND

QUESTION YOU

KOURT

AND HER LAWYER WILL

ROOM

THAT

FAMOUS

BREACH

OP

PROMISE

19

ON

SWIFT

US

HOWDY!

LES

ORDER IN THE

COURT ROOM - MAL. HOWDY WILL. TAKE THE STAND

Sam Gets the Dope on Himself

·50 400 ADMIT YOU DIDNT" PROPOVE TO MISS SUSIE SWIFT WHEN YOU PISHED HER WHICH RING SHE LIKED BEST. AND YOU ABSOLUTLEY REFUSE TO MARRY HEA 700 MESSIF

GENTLEMEN

HEARD-FWY-PLEA· REASON WITH THIS JILLIAN TO DO HS DUTY BY THIS INNOCENT) CHILD, BUT NOW!!! IS THERE ANY PERSON WHY SHE SHOULD NOT GET THE 30,000 HEART BALM SHE ASKST LOOK AT THOSE CRUEL EYES- THOSE HARD FEROCIOUS FEATURES-LOOK

AT THAT TERRIBLE CONNING LOOK HE HAS -

GO

BY

SWAN

AND DO

DUTY

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS

· PRICE • H. K. $112.50~NET;

Weight

“Is Cue"

53/416

Minimum

Writhi.

Maximum

Service.

PORTABLE MODEL

Solo Accents

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Queen's 'Rides.

Phone: 0. 1030,

R

MOM'N POP

THIS TELEGRAM SAYS THAT CONSOLIDATED MOTHBALL HAS, DROPPED 19 POINTS, SO YOU

OWE ME ONLY $300!

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOUR FACE, PUP? IT'S AS LONG AS A

BROOM HANDLE!!

Pop is Hooked

I GOT A GOOD TRIMMIN' ON TH STOCK MARKET TODAY!

REECER

BROKERS

BOOTS

HER BUDDIES

By, Taylor

WWHAT WERE YOU ~

I WASN'T

NEITHER

22 AR.

I WUZ TH' GOAT

AND

I JUST PUT A

GOOD ONE OVER ON MARG!

NOW ALL YOU HAVE

TO DO IS TO WATCH THAT SHE DOESN'T RETURN THE

COMPLIMENT!

1 BET HER TWO BITS SHE COULDN'T GET A DATE WITH JIMMIE TONIGHT!

Right of Possession

WHY, BOOTS! DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S WICKED TO GAMBLE?

WASHINGTON TUBBS II

FLEGERALA MAYO P SOL12 SHE'S COMING BACKON

A VISIT AND WANTS YONIO--

MEL HER AT THE TRAN

OMA GOSH! THAT WOMAN "TOOKS-LIKE "BEFORE"IN 7115.

BEROSE AND AFTER ADS

SAY WHO DOES SPL DARK LAG A WAVER SPRINTERS WA! -FLOWERS (Nagita Set 1-DLING TEL MIMMIES I'LL GO (0 BUTFT, NO!-

TO THE DEIR

BUT SHE'S CONSIDERED QUE A

BEAUTY NOV

OH, THIS WASN'T

REALLY GAMBLING!

WHY NOT P

PACE ROUTE ALMING TO TONN BECAUSE SHES HEAMO THEKLY A SALT. ON SUN BONNETS AN MILK PAILS,

ON VAR I THOUGHT YOU KNEW! SHE'S TEN IN THE MOVIES, DURELY YOU'VE HEARD OF BOTTE

DIMPLE-HAT'S HER SCREEN NAME~~~

BECAUSE I HAVE - A. DATE WITH. HIM MYSELF!

COULD I WAT

ON YOU?

By Martin

By Crane

YES, WATİL I SHAKE ANOTHER DIME OUTA THIS BANK AN' ILL MAKE A FIRST FRYMENT ON THAT SHEIK SUIT."

Cham

FUNNY STORIES.

FIFTY-FIFTY.

The landlord suddenly felt in a generous mood and stopped his tonant's with a smile, "Look hero, Brown," said he, "I'It' meat you half-way-I'll forgot half of what you owe me!". -

"Right!" oxclaimed the ten-/ ant warmly-"and I'll forget tho othai hall!"

POWER OF WILL: “Yen, George finally won my consent by the power of will."

"His rich uncle's will I pro- sumo ?"

TEACHING SWIMMING, "How long should it take a mann to teach me how to swim ?

"Oh. I should say about ap long as it takes to teach one's sister."

+

A MATTER OF CONTRAST. Mrb, Nurich: We should sym. pathize with the common people —they're so necessary.

Mre. Aristah Kratt: Necessary to what?

How could one Mrs. Nurich : know one was so well off without them, my dear?

COULDN'T MANAGE MORE. The landlady approached her hoarder in a rather bositating

manner.

"Well, what is it?" he asked, as he tackled his chop.

Whyer-Isball have to. raise your board to $75 a month, Mr. Harty."

"Oh, don't!" protested the boarder, "it's as much as I can do now to eat 850 worth 1".

NEATLY TURNED.

The young subaltern had but Bowly joined the regiment, and as this was his first experience of military life he naturally folt rathor awkward, and afraid of. doing the wrong thing. This was particularly, the case in the moss. where he was almost afraid tò move for fear of acting contrary to etiquette,

At last the major, rough, but kindly at heart, took pity on him, and, slapping him on the back, said jovially :..

"I suppose it's the old, old story-what? The foot of the family sent into the Army ?" ...

"Oh, no, sir," replied the young man: "things have quite altered since your day,"

Whereupon the major decided to revise his ideas of cordiality,

TACTICS.

"Mamma;" queried five-yoar old Harry, are you going to. give me, another place of pie?"

"Why do you ask, dear?" in- quired his mother.

Cause he explained, "If you oin't, I'll eat this ploce slow,

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

OH! TAGS MOM HAS SUNG ANDY - TUL

JUST TAKE A PIECE 'CAUSE SHE WON'T

EVER MISS IT.

WOOOP! NOW

1 DUNNIT GEE,

I GUESS I BETTER

GET OUT OF

MERE

Making a Goat Out of a Goat

WHO BROKE

THAT CANDY DISH ?

BY BLOSSER

TALTH CAT PROKE IT, MISSUS ANGOOSBY:

WHAT CAT?

WHY, AINIT YOU GOT A

CAT??

Watch

Your

Baby

Grow

ACTOCEN