HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, AUGUST 2, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION).
A PAGE
FOR THE KIDDIES.
Sam Acts Very Unladylike
BY SWAN
THAT'S THAT
SALESMAN $AM
WHY SUSIE SWIFT HOWS YOUR BREACH OF PROMISE CASE COMING ALONG" AGAINST SAM?
FINE-TH SHERIFF SAY'S HE'LL FIND HIM IN A ORN
DATWO AND WELL HAVE HIM IN COURT IN HURRY-1,NEED THAT 1000 BERRIES I'M
HIS FOR BA2
WELL- SAM'S SUNK-) TOLD MILLI, OUR OFFICE STEND ALL ABOUT IT AND NOW SHE'S CFFA HIM
FOR LIFE
MA-HA- WE FRAMED HIM GOOD WHAT I MEAN
HALP
(POLICE (SOCK
UNLILBOOD TYPEWRITERS:
PRICE B. K. $112.50 KET.
Weight
In Case
Minimum
Weight
Maximum
Service.
5 3/4 Lbs.
PORTABLE MODEL'
Solo Akonts
DODWELL & CO., LTD.
Queon's Bldgs.
Phono. C. 1030,
MOM'N POP
NOW THIS IS MY BUSY, DAY AND IF ANYONE MAKES EXCUSES TO SEE ME TELL THEM "THAT'S WHAT THEY
ALL SAY!!"
YESSIR! LEAVE IT TO ME I'LL TELL 'EM WHAT EVER YOU SAY!
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
YOU'RE LATE AGAIN
AS USUAL, EPHRIAM SHANE ON YOU!
SORRY MARGIE
ILL SPANK MYSELF LATER ON! ALL SET FOR THE DANCE?
WASHINGTON TUBBS II
HULLU HULLO-XER, THIŠIZ "CRABTREES FRUIT AN' CABBAGE EMPORIUM "_
WASH TUBBS-ASSISTANT
TO THE MANAGER, SPEAKING.Į
-ON! -IS THAT 50!
HM-M..
GOOD MORNING - WHO DID YOU WANTS
TO SEE. MAM S
Orders Are Orders
WHY THE GENERAL MANAGER OF COURSC
SEND HIM RIGHT
OUT HERE!
·SORRY-BUT THIS IS HIS BUSY DAY • HE) CAN'T SEE ANYONE!
WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES THAT MAKE- I'M H'S WIFE!
YES - THAT'S WHAT' THEY ALL SAY !
ILL BE READY IN A }
JIFFY SO DON'T
FALL ASLEEP!
Tough Luck, Eph!
7 CAKE DELIGHT NOS SMTA, IN A EXTENDING UN NOU 1908 vforum: R-] DOG SUPPLY OF THE CHOICENT K PICKLES AN' FRUIT, PAST ASSURED THAT PERSONALLY AN IN A COGNIO -SMALL SAFELY DELIVER Į THE TYVO BANANAS
AN' THE ECG.
HAVEN'T SEEN YOU LATELY, EPH!
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?
STUDYING. TOO HARD!
IN FACT (VE- HARDLY BEEN MYSELF, ONE
DERN MC EF TA' KID AIN'T ALL OF A SUDDEN TAKIN
AN INTRIST IN TR
BUSINESS!
/candina ewi
MIGHT
SAY!
TAYLOR
OR HOW JOLLY! THEN "WE"'SHOULD HAVE A GOOD TIME TONIGHT!
NOW IF YOU AREN'T THE ORIGINAL DUMB-BELL!!
I DIDN'T ORDER ANY
EGGS OR
BANANAS.,
Taylor
By Martin
By Crane
I KNOW IT. YOU SAID YOU HAD SOMETHING IMPOR- TANT TO TELL ME-AN' WANTED ME TO COME. OVER WELL-- -IN HERE!
CRaKh
FUNNY STORIES.
OHANGING THE BUBJROT First Husband.-Are you and your wife happy?
Second Ditto.-Oh, very happy! But let's talk about something. eboorful!--Answers,
1
THE BRAVE LIVE ON.
Suppose I kill myself for you?"
Oh, don't do that, my dear 1.
A man who would take his own
life is unworthy of living."- Sana- Gene. (Paris).
COMPENSATION.
Caller (to doaf old lady)-It must be quite an affliction to be hard of hearing?
Old Lady-Eb? Not so bad os having to keep still and listen.- Life.
4
+
DOUBLE PLAY.
Mao-So Freddio, is teaching you baseball?
Rdo-Yes, and when I asked him what a squeeze play was, I think he put one over on mo.--. Life.
EFFECT OF. MURIO.
Sho-While you are asking papa for my hand, I play- Romething lively on the piano.
Ho-I'd rather you didn't, de- arest. You know some people can't keep their feet still when they hear lively music-Tit-Bits
FEWER NOTCHES.
A tourist in Arizona hoard a ahot and in a short time camo upon a rough-looking man outting a notch on the handle of his gun.. "Have you killed a man?" he gasped.
No," was the reply.
"Thon why the notch?"
"I only cuts 'em when misses,"Tit-Bits.
1
young
NO ECONOMY. MacTavish-How is Sandy g tting on? Ho took up Journalism, didn't he?
Donald-Och, byo, but they would only let him writo on one alde of the paper, and the wasto broko his heart.-Leeds Mercury,
WHAT SHE SAID.
Finx: "You usad to be vory fond of Gertie Smarto."
Jinx: Yes, old man, I would have married her, had it not been for zonjet ung I heard her say."
Hinx: What did she say 7" Jinx: "No"
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
OH, SAY, FELLAS-
60 WITH ME T' SUNDAY
·SCHOOL TMORROW, WILL YAP 'CAUSE IF I BRING ANY FRIENDS OF MINE
I GET A NICE COLORED
CARD.
MULAT SUNDAY SCHOOL DO YOU
6> TD?
WHY, TH' RED STONE CHURCH UP
BY TU' PARK
YEAH, WE'LL GO 'CAUSE Wa NEVER BEEN TO TAI SUNDAY SCHOOL YET
A Naughty Boy
AOA, WILLE!! WILL YOU 60 VIITH ME TO SUNDAY SCHOOL TMORROW? RAY AN JAY ARE GOING---- I BET YOU NEVER WENT TO SUNDAY SCHOOL,
DD YOU?
I DIDN'T,
JUA? I WENT
ONCE, I DIDI
BY BLOSSER
AN', I HAD T PAY FIVE CENTS GET IN
SO I AIN'T COME
BACK!!
Watch
Your
Baby
Grow
ACTOGEN
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