1924-07-12 — Page 11

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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, JULY 12, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION.

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

$ALESMAN $AM

YEAH! ALL GUN

-PERFUL

AT MY ANG BATO

1 INING LARKIVEL-

IS TH ONLY THING

TIST'LL HELO YOU

AVEN-BUT I CANT AFFORD TO BUY A HOEST: LANT NO MILLIONAIRE

Sam Tures an "Amusement-Park Cowboy"

WELL ITS EITHER! A HORSE OF YOUR HEALTH- ANY KIND OF A HORSE WILL

DO

ER

זוג חול

.

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. $112.50 NET.

- BY SWAN

ANY KIND?

YES.

ANY

ORDERS

KIND

-DOC TER

"ORDERS.

Weight

ID Case

5 3/4 Lbs.

Hinimum

Weight.

Maximum

Service,

PORTABLE MODEL

Solo Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD

Queen's Bldge..

Phone. C, 1030.

MOM'N POP

WON'T SHE WORK?

NOTAND ·[-(AN) F-

TVE PROVALE - THIS

BOOK GANS mu

IS THAT

YOU,

TYBUZZ-T-X

SST-1

STUNDE

A DU

YOUZIUNKAT HUS WAY & BUY THAT DOESNT HELP

TANY

MED

An Insectless Bug

BUZZ LOZ-IK

SW

WHAT'S THAT AWFUL [BUZZING-SOUND-IN-THE-)

OTHER ROOM, POP 2

BUZZ

"CHICK'S BIN STUNG WITH THE

RADIO EUG?

By Taylor

YOU'RE THE MOST NEGLECTFUL. „PERSON I EVER SAW ~If you'b

PUT THE SCREENS IN THE WINDOWS

WHEN I TOLD YOU, 17′′ WOULDN'T BE IN

THE HOUSE!

BUZZ

By Martain

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

TINS IS ME. IF THAT'S

WIUT YOU MEAN !

WHY BOOTS, YOU LOOK SO TIRED! WHAT

ON EARTH

Advance Preparedness

10 HAVE TO LOOK IN THE ENCY - CLOPEDIA TO VELO YOU HOW TIRED,

I REALLY AM

IT COMANDAY IS HARD WORK STUDYING FOR

EXAMS

INDEND IT IS. DEAR! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT?

OH, I DON'T START TILL NEXT WEEK!

BOOTS

WASHINGTON TUBES II

REVER MIND THE SOBSTOFF! BUT I TELL YOU I'VE YOU HONA JOILAN" ILL

JUST BELN WORKİMİ

EXPECT THAT DOLLAR-FIFTY | AT 940 GROCERY

BEFORE SIX DE LUCK OR BLA-LA-!!!

STORE ONE DAY. I'M

BROKE-DEAD BROKF'

THAY HIR HIM ANU RIS THREATS, NE OWED HONEY TO TOOGHER GOYS THAN HIM AH LIVED TO BOAST ABDÜLET, WIUFTOS THE FOOT TREKING SUCH NONSENSES

STABLE

HE CAN'T MAKE WASHINGTON) TOERS OUT TO BE DIEMONEST NOSSIRI- NOBODY'S GOT MORE. PRINCIPLE TOWN I GOT. HE

CAN'T SCARE ME WITH 3, MIS OLE THREATS)

BUT OF COURSE A FELLER 'REALLY SHOULD PAY HIS BILLS SOMENOW, WHERE THERE'S A BILL THERES AWAY-GOFIA BELL SEFILE MY HONEST

DEBTS IF L

HAFTA STEAL 10000.

I THOUGHT YOU'D DROP IN=50 YOU GOT THE MONEY. DID YOU?

By Crane

NOSSIR.

BUT 1 GOT A „DOLLARN HALES. WORTH OF NEE GROCERIES FOR

YOU.

Exaur

FUNNY STORIES.

LONG TRITr

Conductor I'va boon on this train savon years.

Passengers-That so? Whore did you get on?-Yale Ercord.

NOTHING PERMANENT Lily-Bo yo' dono mortgaged our li' homo?

Moro-Jos' tômp'rarily, honey, till de mortgage am fo'closed - American Legion Weekly.

AN ILL WIND

She (sotto vood)--Goorgie, dost. Jit's a burglar!

He-Sh-h-b, don't move maybe ho can got that window up; it's the one wo haven't been able to open since the paintera loft.-Le

COLORNARY

י.

"Cook, don't you know that if you boil cabbage with the lid on it will lose its colour?"

"So folk 'ave told mo, mum; but you'll never got me to bolieva it. I nover was euporstitious-Punch.

MANNERLY TALK.

'Willie, bave you no manners?" "Well, if, I waste them now I won't have any whon company comou:"-Boston Transcript.

LUCKY THING, -

Gladys (moaningly)-It'e "A good thing we can't aoo oursolvon lus others so0 US.

Gertrudo-You'ro

right. I

know, for my part, that I should grow torribly conceited.-in- swers.

WONDERFUL POISE, Binks-What makes you think sho's an expert at snowshooing?

Jinks-She must bo. She can even walk gracefully in galoshos," |~Judge.

HER EXPLANATION. Teacher-I am graatly dissatis- fied with your san. He couldn't toll me the date of the death of Louis XIV......................

Mothor-Woll, you see, Wo don't over read the newspapers.—— Journal Amusant,

HIS PURPOSE.

Ho---What time should I como? Voice Over The 'Phone-Como after suppor.

**That's what I was coming aftor."-Tit-Bits.

A BUSINESS HEAD. Housewife (to poddler)~Got away out of hore, now, or I'll whistle for my dog!

Poddler-All dight, ma'am, but first allow me to sell you a good whistle.Ti-Bits,

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

ARENT WELL Stu

TO WAKE BOOB A HOST

ABOUT HAVING YOUR

HANDS WASHED ?

FOR THE LAST TIME

I'M TELLING YOU TO

WASH THEJA 1

SHUCKS I DON'T SEE. Yury I HAFTA ALWAYS

MASH ANY HANDS- GEE,

YOU'D THINKE WAŞIN

TUEM FORE

BREAKFAST IS

ENOUGH

Not Natural

NOW. SEE HOW MUKU BETTER THEY LOOM

ALREADY

I DON'T UKE

T SEE THEM LOOK SO

AW.I DON'T

CARE-

PALE!!

BY BLOSSER

ACTOG

For

Your

BABY.

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