HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, JULY 12, 1924. (FEATURE SECTION.
A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
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TIST'LL HELO YOU
AVEN-BUT I CANT AFFORD TO BUY A HOEST: LANT NO MILLIONAIRE
Sam Tures an "Amusement-Park Cowboy"
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Queen's Bldge..
Phone. C, 1030.
MOM'N POP
WON'T SHE WORK?
NOTAND ·[-(AN) F-
TVE PROVALE - THIS
BOOK GANS mu
IS THAT
YOU,
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STUNDE
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YOUZIUNKAT HUS WAY & BUY THAT DOESNT HELP
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An Insectless Bug
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WHAT'S THAT AWFUL [BUZZING-SOUND-IN-THE-)
OTHER ROOM, POP 2
BUZZ
"CHICK'S BIN STUNG WITH THE
RADIO EUG?
By Taylor
YOU'RE THE MOST NEGLECTFUL. „PERSON I EVER SAW ~If you'b
PUT THE SCREENS IN THE WINDOWS
WHEN I TOLD YOU, 17′′ WOULDN'T BE IN
THE HOUSE!
BUZZ
By Martain
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
TINS IS ME. IF THAT'S
WIUT YOU MEAN !
WHY BOOTS, YOU LOOK SO TIRED! WHAT
ON EARTH
Advance Preparedness
10 HAVE TO LOOK IN THE ENCY - CLOPEDIA TO VELO YOU HOW TIRED,
I REALLY AM
IT COMANDAY IS HARD WORK STUDYING FOR
EXAMS
INDEND IT IS. DEAR! HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT IT?
OH, I DON'T START TILL NEXT WEEK!
BOOTS
WASHINGTON TUBES II
REVER MIND THE SOBSTOFF! BUT I TELL YOU I'VE YOU HONA JOILAN" ILL
JUST BELN WORKİMİ
EXPECT THAT DOLLAR-FIFTY | AT 940 GROCERY
BEFORE SIX DE LUCK OR BLA-LA-!!!
STORE ONE DAY. I'M
BROKE-DEAD BROKF'
THAY HIR HIM ANU RIS THREATS, NE OWED HONEY TO TOOGHER GOYS THAN HIM AH LIVED TO BOAST ABDÜLET, WIUFTOS THE FOOT TREKING SUCH NONSENSES
STABLE
HE CAN'T MAKE WASHINGTON) TOERS OUT TO BE DIEMONEST NOSSIRI- NOBODY'S GOT MORE. PRINCIPLE TOWN I GOT. HE
CAN'T SCARE ME WITH 3, MIS OLE THREATS)
BUT OF COURSE A FELLER 'REALLY SHOULD PAY HIS BILLS SOMENOW, WHERE THERE'S A BILL THERES AWAY-GOFIA BELL SEFILE MY HONEST
DEBTS IF L
HAFTA STEAL 10000.
I THOUGHT YOU'D DROP IN=50 YOU GOT THE MONEY. DID YOU?
By Crane
NOSSIR.
BUT 1 GOT A „DOLLARN HALES. WORTH OF NEE GROCERIES FOR
YOU.
Exaur
FUNNY STORIES.
LONG TRITr
Conductor I'va boon on this train savon years.
Passengers-That so? Whore did you get on?-Yale Ercord.
NOTHING PERMANENT Lily-Bo yo' dono mortgaged our li' homo?
Moro-Jos' tômp'rarily, honey, till de mortgage am fo'closed - American Legion Weekly.
AN ILL WIND
She (sotto vood)--Goorgie, dost. Jit's a burglar!
He-Sh-h-b, don't move maybe ho can got that window up; it's the one wo haven't been able to open since the paintera loft.-Le
COLORNARY
י.
"Cook, don't you know that if you boil cabbage with the lid on it will lose its colour?"
"So folk 'ave told mo, mum; but you'll never got me to bolieva it. I nover was euporstitious-Punch.
MANNERLY TALK.
'Willie, bave you no manners?" "Well, if, I waste them now I won't have any whon company comou:"-Boston Transcript.
LUCKY THING, -
Gladys (moaningly)-It'e "A good thing we can't aoo oursolvon lus others so0 US.
Gertrudo-You'ro
right. I
know, for my part, that I should grow torribly conceited.-in- swers.
WONDERFUL POISE, Binks-What makes you think sho's an expert at snowshooing?
Jinks-She must bo. She can even walk gracefully in galoshos," |~Judge.
HER EXPLANATION. Teacher-I am graatly dissatis- fied with your san. He couldn't toll me the date of the death of Louis XIV......................
Mothor-Woll, you see, Wo don't over read the newspapers.—— Journal Amusant,
HIS PURPOSE.
Ho---What time should I como? Voice Over The 'Phone-Como after suppor.
**That's what I was coming aftor."-Tit-Bits.
A BUSINESS HEAD. Housewife (to poddler)~Got away out of hore, now, or I'll whistle for my dog!
Poddler-All dight, ma'am, but first allow me to sell you a good whistle.Ti-Bits,
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
ARENT WELL Stu
TO WAKE BOOB A HOST
ABOUT HAVING YOUR
HANDS WASHED ?
FOR THE LAST TIME
I'M TELLING YOU TO
WASH THEJA 1
SHUCKS I DON'T SEE. Yury I HAFTA ALWAYS
MASH ANY HANDS- GEE,
YOU'D THINKE WAŞIN
TUEM FORE
BREAKFAST IS
ENOUGH
Not Natural
NOW. SEE HOW MUKU BETTER THEY LOOM
ALREADY
I DON'T UKE
T SEE THEM LOOK SO
AW.I DON'T
CARE-
PALE!!
BY BLOSSER
ACTOG
For
Your
BABY.
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