1924-06-21 — Page 10

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, JUNE 21, 1924.

(FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

$ALESMAN ŞAM

WELL FOLKS - NOW THAT WE ARE ALL TOLETHER AGAIN. WE'VE GOT TO MAKE THIS TH BIGGEST STORE IN TOLIN- FIRST OF ALL WE'VE GOT TO PAINT TH' PUKE

1 SUGGEST WE ALL PAINT TH STORE OURSELVES TO SAVE MONEY

NOTH

DOIN!! NOT ME!!-IM A CLERK- NOT n BLOOMIN PAINTER

Kakeeter Signs Ilis Own Death Warrant

BUT YOU USED TO PAINT

BEFORE YOU CAME,

HERE________

DES- SMALL

よ

ADVERTIZING SIGNS.

I'LL DO THAT- BUT

NOT PAINT YOUR

OLD STORE

WE GOTTA SAVE MONEY, 50 I'LL TRY YOU OUT ON ONE SIGN-THAT'LL SAVE US TH' PRICE OF A REGULAR PAINTER DOING IT

sik

VEPT

HAHA-

на

ALLAIGHT, FAINT-

NEW CLEAK

WANTED

BY SWAN

прит

SPECIA

5 for

TO

પ

KI

MOM'N POP

LET'S SOJOURN TO THE LIBRARY TILL

DINNER IS SERVED!

I DONT MIND]

IF I DO LEAD

ME ON!

Reality With Pop

A LUKE TO SIT HERE

I JUST CAVINI GET THROUGH RAVING ABOUT)

YOUR GOWN?

YES POP RAVED

ABOUT IT 100 WHEN

HE SAW THE BILL!

178

AND HER BUDDIES

700 HOO!! ANN" WAIT

HEM

A MINUTE AN' I'LL WAIK)

'HOME WITH YOU!

I NOTICED YOU CAME OUTY HE'S THE BEST OF THE EYE SPECIALIST'S

OFFICE!

SPECIALIST IN TOWN TOO!

IN THE EVENING AND READ DAN TE'S INFERNOT

EVER READ IT?.

I USED TO WHEN

I WAS SINGLE

The Eyes Have It

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK S501 WHAT DID HE SAY WAS THE MATTER WITH YOUR EYES?

NOTHING

Washington Tubbs II

CUSH, BHY

I USED

TO DE

HOTELY

· OH, GLEE GLEE' LOUK. WHO'S HERE' GEORGE WASHINGTON TUBBS a Au DRESSED UP IN HAVE HIS PICTURE MADE FOR THE PAPER.

WASHINGTON WAS BORN ON WASH DAY-HENCE WE CALL KIN WASH" FOR SHORT

WON A BEAUTY PRIZE AT THE AGE OF 2, AND STILL THINKS HES ELIGIBLE

3D WELL-

I GOT LITSA

TIME TO'

100

SEGU DOWN HE

HE'S AT THAT RESTLESS ACE -TUO BIG TO ACT LIKE HE'S A KID ANY LONGER AND 100 IMMATURE TO

TAKE LIFE SERIOUSLY

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

SEE NOW HE'LL GO

HOME,AN' VIUEN HIS POP HEARS AT YOU KIT

HIM HE'LL TELL YER

POP

WELL-HE

HIT AE

TOO

ROMANCE.

ROMANCE 'ATS-WOT I

WANT

Sum

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. SIIZ.50 NET.

Weight

Ja Case

53/4 Lbs.

Mlalmum

Weight.

Maximum

Service.

́PORTABLE MODEL' Solo Agents

DODWELL & CO.,

Queon's Bidpa.

LTD.

Phono. C. 1030.

By Taylor

BUT I'M MARRIED

NOW!

By Martin

HE SAID THEY WERE

WONDERFUL!

By

Crane

TREATS 'EM ROUGH TOU, HE CAN GET HØRE BUMPS OUT OF HIS LIZZIE THAN- BY OVERTURNING

A BEEHIVE.

FUNNY STORIES.

Bortio

High Finance.

- Whon old Goldbag married Flo, why did she say sho was only 24?

Sylvia-She ado a discount.

for cash.-Tit-Bits.

Signs of the Times. Guard-This is a smoking com- partmont madam.

Young

Woman-Oh,

Have you a match.—Ansers,

Coo

On the Face of it.

good!

"Is this a portait of your flan-

"Yes."

"I suppose she must be vory wealthy."-Passing Show.

Quick-Change Artist. Beggar-Ab, madam, I wasn't always blindl

Lady

No. Yesterday you wore den! and dumb-Pele Mele (Paris).

Procrastination.

Eustorner-I suppose you've killed your man?

•

Bored Westerner-Not for a long time.Life.

Well-Timed.

Doctor-You are all right. Your pulso is regular as clock-work.

Patient You bavo hold of my wrist-watch.—Karikaturen (Chri-.

stiania)

Uses of Adversity, Curious person-So you'vo"loft" the side show, Major Runtleigh, Famous Dwarf-Yes; all my family and I have a now lino.

What is it?"

105-1

"Boing photographed in small touring cars so as to make the cars look big in the advortise- menta."Judge.

Something To Say. Husband-When I married you; out of the chorus, I didn't expoot" you to nag me all the time.

Wifo-Woll, you see, this is my first apoaking part- London Mail, The Radio Jastinct. Irato Wife (discovering scoff law husband on front steps fiddi- ing with door-knob) What ‘aro you doing there, Wabster?

Husband (continuing to, tura knob)-Pehh! I'm trying to get Pittsburg!--New York Sun. -

Modesty.

Mama You shouldn't be so vain,, Emily. You are alwayą' looking into the mirror.

Emily-I'm not vain, mama, - I don't think that I am half as good looking as I really am.daswers,

PURSUING HIS FAMIRNIE KORDY

TO HIN A GIRL IS LIKE A PAIN OF HINGES - SOMETHING TO A DUOR

The Exception to the Rule

OH, NOW- FRECKLES WUZ FIGHTIN

AGAIN

A-ALEK HIT ME. FIRST

THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR YOU FIGHTING THE IDEA!! DIDNT YOU LEARN THAT WHEN YOU -ARE STRUCK, ON

ONE CHEEK

YOU OUGHT

TO TURN THE OTHER

ONE ?

YES, BUT HE HIT ME ON TH NOSE AN' I'VE

ONLY GOT

ONE!

BY BLOSSER

MILK IS A FOOD

Drink

Sterilised

Milk

AND A STIMULANT |

MUMAD

MILKMAID

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