1924-06-14 — Page 8

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, JUNE 14, 1924 (FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

ŞALESMAN ŞAM

VENKE ITALY

foam + KUZZ HAWE

FRENTED P

HPLE 159 ENRICH THEY POVERNIE GUZZLEMS

ลบ

For POPULACE

OF ITALY IN ORDER TO LAND SOME BIG SPLES

HENLE WE PIND SAM THOWING

TH BULL

AND MAKING A FREMENDOUS THIT WITH AUDIENCE

YESSIR FOLKS-VA CANT BEAT GUZZIENS SYRUP GOOD FOR LOUGHS, COLDS, CORNS! INGROWN NAILS, SORE THROAT-ETC-

CLAP "AND

CHEER

Stung

OH BOY! - THEY SURE DO APPLAUD ME - THEY CLAPPED THEIR HANDS AND YELLED "SCKRBOOTCHAVA MHOSHEET!” – I WONDER

WHAT IT MEANS TONY'S PLACE

WHA'S DA MAT” YOU DOAN` KNOW WHAT IT MEAN 'SKABOOTCHROP MHOSKEET/

DAT MEAN IN ENGLEESH

BY SWAN

DOGGONE

THESE MOSQUITOES

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE-H. X. $112.50 NET:

TONY'S PLACE

STONY'S PLALE

Weight

In Cate

5 3/4 Lbs.

Malaum

Weight.

Maximum

Service.

PORTABLE MODEL

Solo Agonts

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Quoon's Bldgs.. Phone. C. 1030.

MOM'N POP

TOMORROW NIGHT WE ARE INVITED OVER

TO O'MISKY'S FOR DINNER!

THAT MEANS I HAVE TO CRAWL INTO A STIEF SHIRT AN' LOOK THROUGH

A MONOCLE !

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

Atilbeh

MARG IS THINKING TOO SERIOUSLY OF SPORTS HERE LATELY DON'T YOU THINK CORA?

"ADAM AND EVA

FAND HERE IS THE CHECK FOR YOUR ADVANCE. ROYALTIES ON YOUR, SOLID |BUBBLES, MR. JONES

I MOST CERTAINLY

DO-IT'S SCANDALOUS!

ONE HUNDRED THOUSANDI SAY THAT'S ENOUGH.

TO BUY A

VACHT, AINT

IT, COLONEL?:

YES AND IT ALSO MEANS THAT YOU MUSN'T DRINK YOUR, COFFEE OUT OF A SAVCER!

Another Duty Taken Care Of

1 GUESS I'D BETTER WEAR A PAIR OF SHIN GUARDS IN CASE I MAAKE A BLUNDER IN MY ETIQUETTE!!

EVERY AFTERNOON.NOW,

SHE'S ON THE BASKETBALL FLOOR!

CARE. YOU. SURE THAT'S THE BEST

YOU'VE GOT?

YES.

AND I THINK IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA - NOW THAT WE ARE BREAKING INTO SOCIETY TO HAVE

COAT OF ARMS!!

A Matter of Opinion

ON

THE FLOOR

15 CORRECT!

Farewell

SHE'S A FINE_

LITTLE CRVISER, MR.JONES, AND ALL READY TO GO TO SEA.

SALE

IF THATS A LADIES SPORT, ILL TAKE BROACHO BUSTING

FOR MINE!

OH ADAM, DO YOU THINK., WE'LL EVER COME BACK

I DON'T SEE WHAT

GOOD A COAT OF ARMS IS GOIN'

To bo us—

DID YOU SEE TODAY'S GAME 7 I NEVER WAS SO SHOCKED!

WELL EVA, THEY

CAN'T KEEP A GOOD MAN DOWN AS JONAH SAID TO THE WHALE,

YOU KNOW.

By Taylor

BUT IF YOU INSIST I'LL

SEE A TAILOR ABOUT IT TOMORROW!!

By Martin

WHY THE IDEA! YOU NEVER IN YOUR LIFE SAW A CLEANER, MORE LADY-LIKE GAME THAN

THE ONE THIS AFTERNOON!

By Cap Higgins

GOOD BYE,FOLKS!

BY BLOSSER

FUNNY STORIES

Easily identified.' First Golfer That was a fine drive you made this morning.

Second Golffor-Which one do you mean?

First Golfer-On you know-- that time you hit the ball!- The Humorial,

Money Counts.

The other evening a bright urchin called upon a gentleman and asked for a donation towards the funds of a juvenile football club,

"Look horo Johnnie," said the gentlemen. "I believe you're the seventh boy to call on me on. behalf of that particular olub, Am I to expect any more?"

"Vory likely," said Johnnie, Promptly "I expect all the follows will come in their turn.",

"Goodness 1" gasped the gontlo. man. "Are you all begging, then "

"Yes, sir," romarked tho youngster. "You sea, there' a irst team an a second team, ap1 it's the rules as doos it.”

Pulling out a grimy copy of the club'e rules-evidently written by a youthful eccretary-the boy pointed a dirty finger to Rule V., which read:

"Thom as collect most money plays in the First Team, thom as don't plays in the Second Team!”

The Reporters Luck. The young and newly-appointed reporter was very keen on ble job. He was dotormined to make good and no effort was too much for him if only he could get good "copy" for his paper. Every morning without fail he wont round certain places where he knew there was a likelihood of getting some tit-hit of inform

ation.

Among the places to which he paid daily visits was the railway office.

"Anything fresh this morning?"" asked the youg man of the olerk In charge on the last occasion on which he called.

"Yea" roplled the other,' -. laconically:

What is it?" asked the zak porter, whipping out his notebook, That paint you're leaning against."

The railway clerk is now In hospital, and the reporter in prison.

• New Role, "I understood that in the new play Aliou has quite a difficult part.

"Dimoult! Why, she doesn't

་་་" pay a word."

Well isn't that difficult for Alice London Telegraph.

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

·YA KNOW WHATS

THE MOST USEFULEST OF ALL, ANIMALS,

ALEK P WHY, ITS

A Dos.

DOS! IT AINT EITHER ITS A HORSE CAUSE MY TEACHER:

SAID, SO

HORSE AUTHIN!!! ya NEVER SAW A HORSE BEIN KEPT IN A HOUSE TSCARE BURGLARS

AWAY, DID YA P

Whitie's Argument Wins

HERE COMES -WHITIE- YOU ASK HIM AN I BETCHA HELL.

SAY IT'S A HORSE

ÁO, VIME NHANG TH MOST USEFULEST ANIMAL ? TMVTRYIN' TO TELL ALEK IT'S A

DOS AN' HE WONT

BELIEVE ME

IT'S

A HORSTS

YO IS ALL WRONG-ITS

A CHICKEN-

YASSA

CHICKEN F!

SHO-CHICKENS

IS THE USEFULEST ANIMAL THEY IS YOU.CN EAT.

EM FO TREYS. HATCHED–

ANYAFTAH THEYS:

DAIDI

LACTOGEN

(Nearest to Mother's Milk)

ЧАСТО СЕМЕ

FOR

your

BABY