1924-05-24 — Page 16

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, MAY 24, 1924

(FEATURE. SECTION).

A

PAGE

FOR

THE KIDDIES.

BY 'SWAN

SALESMAN $AM

/NOW-YOU DO JUST AS I SAID AND YOU'LL GET OVER YOUR INDIGESTION ALL RIGHT MR GUZZLEM

G'WAN MOU'RE...

KIDDING me

HAFF

LISTER

I DON'T THINK Hour I CAN MAME

IT-1 CANT DOWN ANOTHER

DROP

Maybe Doc Wants to Drown (uzz's Indigestion

IF YOU'RE ONES" GONNA FOOL AROUND

•THAT WATER CMON OUT AN EAT-I'M MUNGRY

(ANT, HONNY I GOTTA STILK TO IT FOR A HALF HOUR YET DOLTORS ORDERS-YA SEE? I'M SUFFERING.

FROM INDIGESTION

SO I GOTTA DRINK HOT WATER ONE HOUR BEFORE.

EVERY MEAL

DOCTOR BILL

COMIN' OUT TO

LUNCH,GUZZ *

BELLS

NOT FOR AN HOUR

YET, KONNY -

WAIT FOR

ME

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. S112.50 NET.

Weight

In Case

5 3/4 Lbs.

PORTABLE MODEL

Solo Agente

Minimum

Weight.

¡Maximum

Service.

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Queen's Bldga. Phono, C. 1030..

MOM'N POP

YOU'RE DUMB -

I. GOTTA HUNDRED ON

MY CARD!!

GWAN HOME AN' WASH YER FACE I GOT FIFTY IN READIN' AND FIFTY IN WRITIN' - THAS AS MUCH AS YOU GOT!!

LANDS ALIVE-SUCH A REPORT - WHAT'LL POP SAY WHEN HE SEES

THIS?

A Bad Report

THIS IS AWFUL YOUNG LADY -WHAT DOES YOUR TEACHER SAY ABOUT

THIS?

ROOMING ALONE.IS

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

BLAH-H SOMETIMES É

GFT, SO LONESOME I EVEN TALK TO MYSELF!

GOODNESS!!

SHOULD THINK

YOU'D FALL

ASLEEP

: ADAM AND EVA

HANNIBAL.

THE FIVE ΕΙΣΗΓΗΣ [BLOODHOUND. BAS TRICKED THE STOLEN BUBBLES,

ADAM'S GREAT INVENTION,

TO THE DOOR

OF

|COLONË 1—eer BLING

THE

|CAPITALIST"

IF HANNIBAL IS RIGHT COLONEL BLING HAS MY STOLEN BUBBLES! UUT GOSH, EVA, IF THEY THINK THEY CAN STEAL THE FRUIT GF MY BRAIN THEY'RE WRONG!'

How About Next Christmas?

WHY DON'T YOU

THAT'S WHAT I WAS.

STEP FORTH OCCASIONALLY?

LEADING UP TO CAN I HAVE A DATE SOMETIME SOON?

YOU KNOW.EVA SUSPECTED COLONEL "BLING" RIGHT, 'ALONG, AND THAT", TECHNICAL EXPERT OF HIS

WAS CERTAINLY A SUSPICIOUS GUY,

WHY,YES-IVORY!

I'LL SEE WHEN I HAVE AN EVENING

Hannibal Was Right

WHAT ARE YOU GOING

To Do,

ADAM?

OPEN

SHE SAID SHE HAD A NOTION T'WRITE YOU

A NOTE!

BUT I SHALL FIGHT, EVA! I WILL GO TO COLONEL BLING AND WREST THE TRUTH FROM KIM, I SHALL MEET HIM EYE TO EYE AND TOOTH TO TOOTH AND HE'LL FIND I

AM NO WEAKLING

OH ADAM, DON'T BE

RASH'

By Taylor

I'M GLAD SHE DIDN'T- YOUR MOM'S AS JEALOUS

AS A CAT

TAYLORD)

By Martin

YES, I CAN GIVE YOU A DATE FROM EIGHT TILL NINE, MAY

THE TWENTY SEVENTH?

EXCUSE. ME COLONEL, BUT AIN'T THOSE MY BUBBLES?

By Cap. Higgins

BUBBLES? CH YES, BUT DON'T BOTHER, ME, NOW. I'M BUSY COME. BACK TOMORROW AT TWO MINUTES TO TWO AND I'LL CONSIDER YOUR CASE

FUNNY STORIES.

Father Scored.

*Jack," asked his father," aro you going into training school athletics this year?"

"Yes, air, rapiled the un- Buspooling boy, I am going to try.for the mile.

"Well," returned his father. "I have a letter to be posted, and it's about a mile to the post-office and back. Let me soo what time you can do it in I'

One Good Turn..

Popi (to his lator)" Emma, if you give me a bit of your cake I'll spoil the plane so that you won't be able to take a lesson for two weske,"

Conclusive Evidence.. Teacher-Tommy, givo 110 three proofs that the world is. round.

+

!་་

Tommy-Well, you say so, pat says 80,and ma says so.--Answers.

- While You Walt. Mra. Newlywed Plenso gond me a pound of steak,

Butcher-And what elso, please?

Mrs. Newlywod-And some gravy,Answera.

Public Economy. Rub-I have stopped drinking: Dub-That will save your frlonde a lot of money-Life.

Bobby's Retort.

Mamma, sternly (to naughty, Bobby): "Don't you know that the great King Solomon said: Spare the rod and spoil the ohild ?

Bobby: "Yee! but he was artful, for he didn't say that until ho was growed up.".

How to Get It. "Wud'ye care for a drink?" asked Mac of his English friend us thoy passed an hotel.

"Thank you, Mac, I should liko ono vory much indood," be replied.

Gang awain thon," went on the Scotsman, "and have it, man," I'll bide a woo for ye ootside.".

Not Quite Himself, "John," called the wife in the stillnose of the night as someone stumbled on the stairs, "is that. you ?

"No doar," camo tho reply, a trifle unsteadily, "I'm a burglar. Call the polico."-Til-Bits.

Precision.

From a small school girl's essay on My Family ";-;

In my family there are three of us, my father, mothar and me am the youngost."-Daily News.

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

CALON T TH STORE WITH ME JUMBO AN' Ful

BUY SOME PEPSIN GUM

A PACKAGE

OF PEPSIN

·GUM, MR-

ZOOK

PEPSIN? HRA DONT THINK I HAVE ANY

PEPSIN- GOT

PEPPERMINT

No Sale

!AINTCHA GOT, ANY

PEPSIN

.?.

ALL OUT OF PEPSIN- GOT SOME NICE LICORICE, WINTERGREEN, PEPPERMINT"

AND THE UKE- WON'T ANY OF THOSE DO?

BY BLOSSER

NOPE JUMBO WONT CHEW AUTHIA"

BUT PEPSIN!

FREE

SAMPLE TIN

Incroci

Nost