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THE HONGKONG TELEGRAPH; WEDNESDAY, MAY 7, 1924.

PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

SALESMAN SAM

ARE YOU WAITED

QN7

NO SPH-NOT YET- AH'VE ONLY BEEN HYAR TWO HOURS

NOTICE

CHE INT INTERFULLY

QUEN

STICKY WATER

FLY PAPER

FO

3445

The Best Is None Too Good

AH'D LIKE TO GET A PLASTER TO PUT ON MY

BACK FOR MAH RHEUMATISM

CLOAD

AND

HOLIDAYD

WECKSONS!

HOW ABOUT ONE'

OF OUR POROUS

PLASTERS T

ARA

POROUS, NUFFIN-

BY SWAN

AH WUNTS TH: BEST YOAH

GOT!

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - II. K. $112.50 NET.

Weight

In Case

Minimum

Weight.

[Maximum

Service.

5 3/4 Lbs.

PORTABLE MODEL

Solo Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD. Queen's Bldgs. Phano. C. 1030,

MOM'N POP

IT'S A TELEGRAM FROM DOT POP - SHE SEZ TO SEND HER FIFTY DOLLARS THAT SHE'S READY TO LEAVE FOR HOME!!

SIS GETS IT ALL IF I DASK FER HALF THAT MUCH THEY'D BE A BIG

A Rich Excuse

SAY YOUNG FELLER WHERE You Gor ANY PLACE FER A KICK = . OOT'S THROUGH SCHOOL AN' SHE'S 'SPECTIN' T'MAKE. SOMETHINK OUTA HERSELF - ALL. YOU'VE DONE'S LOP AROUND TH' HOUSE -

-AN I'VE BIN PAYIN' TH BILLS WHILE YOU'VE BIN TAKIN' MY CAR AN' MAKIN' A REGLAR -CHICKEN COUPE DUTA IT-WHEN I WUZZA BOY MY FOLKS DIDN'T PROVIDE ME WITH AUTOS 'N SICH THINGS

I'M TELLIN' YE!!

By Taylor

I KNOW POP BUT YOU MUST REMEMBER THAT I CAME FROM A WEALTHIER FAMILY THAN YOU DID !!

BOOTS

HOWL -

AND HER BUDDIES

HELLO, BOOTSY! IT SEEMS AGES SINCE

I SAW YOU? WHAT UR Y'BEEN DOIN SINCE LAST NIGHT?

JUST LOTS,

PIP COME INË AND, I'LL TELL YOU

WE HAD THE BEST

TIME THIS AFTERNOON, PLAYING MAH JONGG. DID YOU EVER PLAY

IT?

ADAM AND EVA.

ROBBERY!

THE HOME OF

| THE INVENTOR. OF SOLID BUBBLES WAT

ENTERED YESTERDAY AND BUBBLES, CHEMICALS AND

AIP PUMP WERE

STOLEN

WILL ADAM SIT IDLE. WHILE THE FRUITS OF HIS BRAIN ARE-

IN OTHER HANDS? WE'LL SAY HE WON'T!

THEY SAID THAT DETECTIVE WOULD BE HERE AT FOUR FOCLOCK'. IT'S HALF PAST 1THREE AND HE'S NOT HERE YET. WHERE CAN HE BE? HELLO

WHAT'S THIS ",

A BOX

FOR

JONES.

GOSH,

HAVE THEY

SENT MY BUBBLES,

BACK?

I DUNNO

HOW'S IT WORK?

What's in a Name?

WELL FIRST - YOU SHAKE TWO LITTLE IVORY BLOCKS WITH NUMBERS ON

THEM

Boscow on the Job-

I WISH FOLKS WOULDN'T BE SO

DOGONIED

MYSTERIOUS!

OPEN BOX SECRETELY! YOUR TROUBLES GARE. OVER 'HELP IS AT -HAN]"

xxx

WITH

MUCH RARE.

TAYLORS

By Martin.

SURE I'VE PLAYED THAT BUT NEVER HEARD IT CALLED MAH JONGG BEFORE

THOUGH.!

By Cap Higgins

HUSH!

NOT A SOUND!

Boscow

THE GREAT DETECTIVE IS NOW ON THE JOB.:

FRAGILE

HANDLE WITH

UGH CARE.

FUNNY STORIES.

College Education. Mrs. Oldstyle-"I don't think that a college education amounts to much."

Mr. Sparorod-"Don't you i Well, you ought to pay my boy's bills and soo."

Explained,

Edward" Bilkins got married rather suddenly, didn't he?”*

George-Yos; somebody gave him a railway pass for two, and ho didn't want to waste it."

Quite Candid.

Author: "Have you road my now book ?"

Friend: "Yos."

Author:

of Ity"

"What do you think

Friend: "Well to be candid with you, I think the covers aro too far apart,"

Other Days.

Kind Old Lady-Poor man i You look as it you had seen botter days."

Willio Doadtired "I have ma'am. Once I dwelt In granito falls."

"And how did you lose such a homo?"

My sonteneo was completed."

A Suitable Titte D'Auber-" This is the land- scape wantog you to suggest a title for."

Critlook" H'm!

rathor im- pressionistic. Why not call it

tion Y**

Home Why ?**

"Because there's no place like

it."

Tom:

looking

matter?

Jack:

my sato," Tom:

Safety-First.

"Way," Juck, you are

dumpy; what's tuo

I've lost the key of

* But I always thought

you had a duplicato."

Jack: "Yos, but I kept it in the sate for safoty.”

One Qualification, Anyhow. "So you really believe that

ane feathers birds' 7"

Rako

Woll, at any rate, they pro-

duce nuo bills."

The ungers.

"How much did baby cost,

mum?"

A penny,"

"Well, they've got tuppence worth nextdoor.—Sydney Luttelin, She was.

Smith--Mrs. Skinfint gava

only hity cents for the oṛpuans' bonour. You said she was tho biggest contributor to charity.in town.

Brown-So she is. She weighs Įmore than 250 pounds.

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

(THAT. BOY'S GOT THE

MAKINGS OF A GREAT

·CARTOONIST IN HIAN-

WHATEVER IT IS THAT HES-DRAWING IT'S CERTAINLY.

GOOD

Wasn't True to Life

SMELL SOMETHING GOOD, POP?

Í CAN'T SAY THAT

I DO, FRECKLES.

WELL, YA OUGHT TO-

I JUST DRAWED.

A POT OF

HOT COFFEE

BY BLOSSER

ACTOGEN

For Your Baby

bilins

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