1924-05-03 — Page 8

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,

SATURDAY, MAY 3, 1924 (FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

$ALESMAN $AM

BUT SIR-WE'LL MAKE YOUR FIRM KNOWN ALL OVER

TH' STATES THROUGH YOUR

GOODS

I SAY NO!-VE BLAWSTED BEGGAH-WE (AWNT SELL OUR GOODS ANY CHEAPER JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE. FROM HAN H'AMERICAN

'OUSE

On Wheels at That

HE WONT COME DOWN A CENT-GUESS I'LL HAVE TO CABLE. GUZZ WHAT

TO DO

GUZZ'S

•CABLEGO

HOW ANO

YOUR CABLE RECIEVED-"WHAT

ARE YOU?

•HIS STUFF!

KIND OF A SENTIM.

MAKE HIM CHEAP TELL

GET TH WHOLE UNITED STATES TO PUSH HIS GOODS FOR HIM.

GUZZ

TELL HIM

NOTHING-

I'LL GO BACK AND

PROVE IT

TO HIM

BY SWAN

·50 SHIP US.. 3000 BABY CARRIAGES

AT ONCE

| KORAY MONGAN I WHOLESALE DEALERS

To

LABLE

{HARRY

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE-H. K..S$112,50 HET.

Weight

In Cast

Minimum

Weight. Maximum

5 3/4 Lbs.

PORTABLE- MODEL

Solo Agents

Service.

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Queen's Bldgs. Phone. C. 1030.

MOM'N POP

THEATRE

I THOUGHT YOU SED THAT WUZ A GOOD

SHOW-BLAHI

BOOTS

0000

AND HER BUDDIES

וי'

PODLESTICKS! I WAS TO MEET

BOOTS AT THE RITZ AN HOUR AGO AND OF COURSE THERE

WANT ME TON RUN YOU OVER] IN MY NEW

ANN ?

KHAD TO BE A LOT OF EXTRA)-KOAUSTER.

WORK TO DO

TH' BLOND WOT SANG

IN TH' FIRST ACT

SOUNDED LIKE

A CAT-

Pop Can Believe Anything

TH' MUSIC WÜZ ORFUL, AN' TH JOKES-WHY I MADDA TICKLE MY- SELF WITH A FEATHER WHEN I WANTED T' LAUGH.-

ZAT SO- WHUT ELSE

HAPPENED

ON FINE THAT'S NICE OF YOU, ANDY. I'D LIKE TO HURRY OVER THE

WORST WAY

A: Rattling Good Idea

WELL IN THAT GASE I HAD BETTER BORROW THE BOSS FLIVER!

I WUZ ASLEEP!!

By Taylor

TAYLORS

By Martin

THAT'S THE WORST WAY I KNOW OF!

By Cap Higgins

ÁDAM AND EVA

OH ADAM. THE BUBBLES ARE GONE!,

STOLEN!

I DIDN'T LIKE THE LOOK IN THAT TECHNICAL EXPERTS EYE, EVA. EVERYTHING GONE,BUBBLES CHEMICALS, AIR PUMP, ASSE CLEAN AS

A WHISTLE!,

The Robbery

WELL.

I'M CLAD

HE DIDN'T

TAKE_

ANY THING

ELSE.

AH, BUT HE KNOWS THERE'S MILLIONS IN THE IDEA OF BUBBLE HOUSES! 1 SHALL NOT: SIT IDLE WHILE THEY STEAL THE FRUITS

OF

MY BRAIN!

YES, AND I WANT THE BEST DETECTIVE_ YOU'VE GOT ¦ THERE'S MILLIONS AT STAKE,

COLONEL

BLING. THE

CAPITALIST, SENT

HIS TECHNICAL EXPERT

{TO EXAMINE ADAM'S

SOLID BUBBLE VESTERDAY.”“”

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

Gracefulness

BY BLOSSER

FUNNY STORIES.

How Dare He?

A poppory English Colonel, and an American businoss man had been made honorary members of one of Scotland's famous Golf Clubs, during their stay in the locality. Knowing that the Colonel disliked the American's habit of bragging about his game, the secretary of the Club arrang el that "England should play tho Statos." At one stage of the game, the Colonol found himself badly bunkered, and his oppon- ant, in an effort to be cheery, gazed across the hills and ro- marked "Say! Look at the rain- bow." Damme, Sir," exploded the irate Colonel, "How dare you addross me as Bo?"

With Her to Help Him. Miss Whito: "I don't believe thero is a thing in the world that George wouldn't dare to do with me to help him."

Miss Black: "Yes, he even proposed to you, didn't he, doar ?"

Taking No Liberties. -Mistress-(to_servant_who has givon notice on account of getting married): "Couldn't you possibly put your marriage off until I can find a new servant?"

Mary: "Well, mum, I 'ardly knows Bill well enough to arsk 'im ter postpone it."-Sydneyj Bulletin...

1

Good Business.

Old Lady: "Will you take a ten- shilling note for a twoponny fare?"-Conductor "My oath,

lady!"

The New Agriculturist. "Well, Harry, what are you do. lag now?"

"As you may perceive, old. chap, I'm growing a mo."-Sydney Bulletin.

The Reason.

Midnight in Piccadilly Circus -A gentleman is carefully.. scrutinising the pavement.. To him approaches a police con- stablo →→

"What are you looking for?" "I've lost my watch." "Where did you lose it?" "In Leicester Square."

"Thon why are you looking

for it here ?"

It's much lighter hore."- Daily News.

Jane's Job.

Mistress: Jane, I saw the milkman kiss you this morning. In future I shall take in the milk."

Jane: "You might just as well loave it to mo, mum-bo's pro- mised nevor to'kiss anyone oleo.”

YEAH-DIDIN SCOOTERS.

ATRIOT MOTING

SOMETIMES I GO A

HUNDERD MILES

A HOUR!

MẶT

YA NEVER SAW ME DO TRICKS LIKE THEY DO IN A CIRCUS DID YA? LOOK! I ONEY HOLD WITH

ONE HAND

YA FELL OFF DIDN'T YA',

WILLIE ?

FELL OFF: NUTHIN!! TRAS

'TH WAY I** GET OFF!

IACTOGEN

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