1924-04-26 — Page 12

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,

SATURDAY, APRIL 26, 1924 (FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

$ALESMAN ŞAM

15 AM

HAS SPENT ONE WHOLE DREARY. WEEK IN. THAT RAINN [FOGGY CITY]

OF

LIVERPOOL ENGLAND

WAITING FOR HELP PETER'S GUZZ TO START HIM ON HS BRAND MY BUYER AND SALES

MAN FOR GUZZLEM

+ HOWDY LO COVERING

ALL EUROPEAN TERRITORY

GUESS ILL BEAT IT DOWN TO TH CABLE OFFICE AND SEE IF GUZZ! HAS SENT ME ANY MONEY YET- WHEW, IT'S WET

Putting a Damper on Sam's Spirits

"YAWS, MISTAH' 'OWDY- A CHECK CAME IN THIS MAWNING FOR YOU' AND ALSO YOAH

SAMPLES

OH BOY!-A CHECK FOR 500 BERRIES, ME FOR LONDON

RIGHT AWAY!!

AWFUL WEATHER IN THIS COUNTRY HOW LONG WAS THIS FOG. ANO. RAIN BEEN COMING

DOWN?

.CAWN'T SAY EXACTLY

BY SWAN

I'VE ONLY LIVED. HERE A LITTLE OVER A:

YEAR:

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. $112.50 NET.

Weight

In Case

5 3/4 Lbs.

Minimum

Weight.

| Maximum

Service..

PORTABLE MODEL

Sola Agonte

DODWELL & CO.,

LTD.

Queen's Bldgs. Phone. C. 1030.

MOM'N POP

MOM. DIDN'T YOU TELL ME TH OTHER DAY THAT JINKERS WASN'T GITTIN' ·

CAR ?

YES-MRS JINKERS

SED THEY WOULDN'T CONSIDER ONE ON

A BET!

SHE DID-DID SHE WAAL JINKERS GOT ONE JIST TH' SAME !!

Absolute Proof

IT DUNT SEEM

'TALL POSSIBLE

I CAN'T B'LIEVE

IT NOHOW –

WHY-CANT Y' REMEMBER HOW HE USTER CUSS AT

AUTERMOBILES 'WHEN

HE'D CROSS THA STREET?

AINT I SPOSED T KNOW WHUT I'M TALKIN''BOUT?

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES-

SORRY I COULDN'T

GET HOME FOR

LUNCH TODAY,

BOOTS!

YOU'RE LUCKY!

EXCEPT FROM THE STANDPOINT OF CURIOSITY, YOU DIDN'T MISS A THING!

SOUNDS LIKE ANN HAD DUG UP A NEW RECIPE

WORSE THAN THAT? IT WAS THE MOST PUNKEST MEAL Į EVER WAS AT !'

Marg Didn't Miss Much

WHY WHAT DID

YOU HAVE ?

ADAM

AND EVA

YES SIR, I'M THE TECHNICAL EXPERT AND I'M GOING TO GIVE YOUR BUBBLE A THOROUGH EXAMINATION

WELL, AS A MAN OF SCIENCE, YOU'LL

APPRECIATE... MY BIG IDEA'

SOUNDS

A.BIT NUTTY

TO ME MR. JONES.”

SAID COLONEL BLING,

THE CAPITALIST, TO

I'LL SEND MY TECHNICAL EXPERT

COUT TO LOOK AT YOUR BUBBLED

AND MAKE A 'REPORT:

ADAM YESTERDAY, "BUT

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

A Thorough Examination

YOU SEE BEFORE YOU THE FIRST SOLID BUBBLE IN THE WORLD, A. MILE STONE ON THE UPWARD PATH

OF HUMAN

PROGRESS

HUMPH

IMAGINE A WORLD FILLED WITH BUBBLE. HOUSES! EVERYBODY" LIVING HAPPILY IN HIS OWN BUBBLE_ LIKE AN OYSTER IN HIS SHELL

RUMPH

By Taylor

AN EVERY TIME I SEE'S HIM NOW HE'S CUSSIN'

TH' DURN JAY-WALKERS 'DUZ THAT SETTLE IT?

TAYLORS

By Martin

OH, WE HAD THAT SAPHEAD, REGGIE

SIMPSON!

By Cap Higgins

ONE MAN WITH AN AIR PUMP COULD BLOW A. BUBBLE 'HOUST IN A DAY. IT'S A WONDERFU

IDEA, ISN'T IT?

BY BLOSSER

HUMPH!

FUNNY STORIES.

The Tipping Nuisance. "Have you over attended a table tipping seance?"..

"No, but I've attended a table cabaret party where I tipped joverything that stood on legs

except the furniture."

Only Under Suspleton.. "Has Mary got Tom under her thumb ? ་ ་་

}

"No only got him under sus- picion."

Only for Certain Breeds.

Friend (at dinner): How. can you tell old chickens from young jonen?

Up-to-date Youth: Bay, can't you soo through a little powder and paint?

Out of Sight.

She: So you're going away on business for a week. You know thor say

"out of sight, out of Imind ".

When

He: It's right, too. you're out of my sight, I'm nearly jout of my mind.

Marrying Nobility.

"Mather, Count Leo Coin gave gave me this engagement ring last night but I'm not so sure it's genuine."

"Well never mind if the ring is genuine. Is the engagement R”.

She Knew A Way. Hubby: I tell you, you'll have to live down to my income.

Wifey: Tut, tut now; I know a botter way. You must earn up to my living expenses.

Fast Living, No Doubt

Mrs.

Booking Clerk (telling of visitors to their room): Blossom, suito sixteen."

Haysood: "Spare me days! Why, she looks fifty!"

Yes, the Dear Man. Mrs. Maguire: "And have you survived the blow of yer 'usband's death then, Mrs. Murphy?"

Mrs. Murphy: "Sure an' I have and more than wan blow of him p'ace to 'imi".

The Conspiracy.

"She looks awfully run-down doesn't she?"

"Yes, everybody's doing and I think it's a shamo."

Renson In All Things. Johnny Mamma, do they sel bablos by the pound?

Mothor-Yos, precious. Johnny-I suppose that is wh poople buy om when they're littl

T'LL GO IN T TAGS

HOUSE AN' Ste F

AN PLAY

HE'LL COME OUT,

HERE'S

JAY, MOM

مدان

It All Depends on the Person

WAY HELLO JAY-TAG WAS TELLING ME THAT YOU COULD COUNT INTO THE

AMILLIQUS-MY!

BUT YOU

MUST BE

-SMART FOR

SUCH A

SMALL

BOY

YES, HE

COUNTED TO THREE MILLYUNS

YESTERDAY,

MOM

WELL, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW MANY APPLES EACH YOUR BROTHER AND YOU WOULD HAVE IF YOU HAD FOUR APPLES TO

DIVIDE

BETWEEN

·YOU?.

WHO WOULD DIVIDE THEA

ASY BROTHER

·OR ME?L

ПАСТОСЕНЬ

For Your Baby.

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