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HONGKONG TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, APRIL 19, 1924. (FEATURE · SECTION).

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TH FIRST THING I'UE. GOTIN DO 15 CALLE GUZZ. FOR SOME. MONEY AND HONE SAMLES OF OUR GOODS

FOR THE KIDDIES.

Twenty-Five Cents Worthi

AFTER SENDING THA CABLE-GRAM TUE ONLY GOT 254 LEFT WHERE TH SMA HILL ONH 1 SLEEP TONIGHT FOR TWO BITS

CABLE

HOTEL

AMERICAN

LODGING!

HOUSE

ROOMS

$1 UP

WITH

AREA BY SWAN

Weight

In Case

CLIPES

| ANY

leek mol

PNGO UT hi

FUNDS.

BATHI

25+ EXTRA

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE HI. K. $112.50 NET.

Minimum

Weight.

Maximum

15 3 4 .bs.

PORTABLE MODEL

Sole Agents

DODWELL & CO.,

Service.

LTD.

Queen's Bldgs. . Phone. C. 1030.

MOM'N POP

VES NOKPOP BOJUJHE TH

SIGN AN YER MOM MADE UP THIS PORTY DAF 55

FER YA!!

ON GEE -IT'S CLASSY-HUR MOM?

ANDE YER A REAL GOOD

GIRL YOU KIN WEAR IT

NEXT SUNDAY!

Amy Is Puzzled

'OH - GOODIE! WONT AT MAKE,

AGGIE JONES

SORE?

NOW GO AN' THANK VER POP FOR YER NICE NEW DRESS

DARLIN'!

BUT GEE.MOM.

I CAN'T QUITE SEC HOW A LIL WORA COULD FURNISH TH' SILK FER THIS DRESS-KINYOU-

10000P

YOU UNGRATEFUL

000 IMP-HOW KINY

100%

SPEAK AT WAY OF

NER POP!!

A Wild Story

ZOWIE!!)

DON'T HIT THE GOLD FISH

AND THEWL AT MY FEET LAY A DEAD,

BLEPHANT

011, THE POOR THING!

BOOTS AND HERB UDDIES

......

1A, AYANT IN THE

JUNGEN

JREMOTE CHED POT

NHA HAD WHEN I SAW-THS.

CROT CHARGING

TRAG UPON ME.

UP AJENE MỶ TRUSTY MIFLIAN TAKING

DEADLY AIM -

ADAM AND EVA

IT'S THE HIGGEST \. IDEA OF MODERN TIMES, SIR, BUBBLE HOUSES, [CHEAP TO BUILD, |SANITARY ANDY

PRACTICAL.

I'M

ALWAYS GLAD TO- FINANCE... PRACTICAL INVENTIONS, MR. JIGNES

A Financial Conference

HERCING TAL FAKT SC. DY TAT INDESTRUCTIBLE RUDOLE, SIR. C. BLOWIEM ROUND OR squarCA "YOU CAN, SAW IT CH DRIVE NAILS IN IT CARD IT WONT

But

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Be a BOOMS SC THAT A BUNCH CO- BURMA ON WILL MAKE. A ROOVER!

YOU MAY HAVE A HIC IDEA THERE MÅ -JUNE

By Taylor

By Martin

HAD SOMEOPL

PUISONEL

By Cap Higgins

BG IDEA? WHY flour MAN WITH AN HAIR PUMP COULD RLOW A BUBBLE HOUSE IN A DAY THAT WOULD LAST

FOREVER AND COST ABOUT A HUNDRED DOLLARS.A

IT SOUNDS A LITTLE NUTTY TO ME. MR. JONES,

BUT I'LL SEND MY TECHNICAL EXPERT OUT TO LOOK OVER YOUR RUBBLES AND MAKE A REPORTY

FUNNY STORIES.

Too Long A Shot.

Said the sporting mastor of tho house to his butlor: "I'll bet (you've baon at my port, Jeavas."-

"Hoxeuse me, sir," roturned the butler loftily, "I never bot."

*Answers.

Symptoms.

"Pardon no, professor, but last night your daughter accepted my proposal of marriage. I have called this morning to ask if there is any insanity in your fumily."

There

Becurit

must

The Last Rites."

Papa. I hear that Charlic Greon is going to be married next week.

Little Robert (whose ideas on the subject are somewhat con- fused): The last three days they give him everything to autho asks for, don't they, Papa ?— Turkshire Pust..

What She Ordered.

the

Now, children, said teacher, write down all you have barna about King Alfred, but don't say anything about the burning of tho cakes; I want to find out what else you know."

Half an hour later wao Joania hunded in her effort.

"King Alfred visited a lady st a cottage, but the less said about it the better."Til-Bits.

Heard a Noise.

Jones mado a topping crystal set (as far as jooks wont) and connected up with pride and boundless hope. As soon a3 he got the headphonos 10 bis expectant Gars he, like Gilburt's Major General "thought ho hoard a noise," It was faint imitation of a brass band, miles and miles away.

He pulled the receivers away and the music swelled-ho put them back, and again the music fadod.

It was most disappointing and amazing. He would have been touching this and that until now If his wife had not just popped into the house and' montioned that the Salvation Army band was playing at the end of the stroot.Manchester Guardian..

Three Ways.

The Englishman meets his girl. bofore he goes to the theatro.

The Scotsman meets bor inside the theatro,

The Jow meets her when she

comes out.

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

BY BLOSSER

Keeping Late. Hours

2. WHY NOT?

DIDN'T YAR

TURED LAST NIGHT!

YES, BUT LAST NIGHT WE VENT TTH MOVIES, AN' I 'GOT HOME AUFLA LATE

SO I DIDN'T SAY

MINE BCAUSE I

. WUZ'AFRAID

I'D WAKE UP

ALL TH' ANGELS!

KSAY BRAVERS

EVERY NIGHT

RPORE I GO

T: BEQ

DO YOU

(SAY THE ONE

ABOUT HOW

I LAY ANGELF

DOVIN TO

SLEEP"?

"YES-THAT'S

TH' ONE LAGALE.

"YOU SAY TH" SAME ONE I

DO, DONT

YA?

Yes-BUT

E DIDNT SAY

JAVNE /

NIGHT

ACTOGEN

For Your Baby.

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