1924-04-12 — Page 8

HONGKONG TELEGRAPH,

SATURDAY, APRIL 12, 1924.

(FEATURE SECTION).

A PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.

SALESMAN $AM

HEY CLARENCE-

A SHIPII

HURRY UP AND. MAKE A FIRE ON! TH HILL SO THEY

CAN SEE TH'

SMOKE

THEY'RE SENDING OUT AN AIRPLANE AFTER US

The Rescue !

GRAB A HOLD OF THAT LADDER

DOWN THERE

GRAB

IT!!

BY SWAN

LEGGO MY LEG SAM, OR I'LL WALLOP YA ON TH' NUT WITH

THIS HAMMER

Weight

In Case

5 3/4 Lbs.

UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE - H. K. SI12.50 NET,

Minimum

Weight.

Maximus

Service.

PORTABLE MODEL

Solo Agents

DODWELL & CO., LTD.

Quoon's Bldgs. Phono. C. 1030,

MOM'N POP

WHERE TO

TONIGHT

SWELL DAME -BIG FEED AN A HOP- GOOD NIGHT

FOLKS!!

THAR Y'ARE MOM, JAZZ DANCIN'AN'

FLAPPER GALS

FIXED HIM -!!

Chick Is. Unsettled

POR D'YE THINK.

TH BOY WILL EVER SETTLE

SETTLE! - HUH, YOURE TH' SECOND PERSON

WOT'S AST ME

THAT!

BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES

MUST ANSWER

ELLEN'S

SEE SIMPLY

LETTER

WHAT'S THE USE

SHE'LL JUST SIT DOWN AN WRITE YOU ANOTHER ONE

ADAM AND EVA

•NOW SIR. YOU CAN PUT "PATENT APPLIED FOR ON EVERY BUBBLE AND BE PERFECTLY SAFE

BY GOLLY, I'LL BET IT ISN'T OFTEN YOU FILE A PATENT ON

SUCH AN UNUSVAL INVENTION AS A SOLID, BUBBLE

BY THE WAY, WHAT DATE IS TOMORROW,

BOOTS?

AT YOUR ELBOW

M'DEAR WAIT A SECOND AN ILL GO SEE

WELL YOU'D BE SURPRIZED AT

ARE THE NUTTY IDEAS THAT

PATENTED! WHY ONLY A WEEK AGO A FELLOW CAME UP HERE_ FOR A PATENT ON AN AUTOMATIC BABY SPANKER - EVERY TIME THE BABY CRIED THE SPANKER.

WOULD GET BUSY.

LANS ALIVE- WHO WUZZIT'

POP?

HIS TAILOR!!

There Are Dales--and Dates

Most Unusual

WELL-LL, LET'S SEE-

MY DIARY SHOULD TELL ME IN A

HURRY

HARIN

YES SIR, I'VE SEEN SOME.. PRETTY CRAZY INVENTIONS IN MY TIME, A BURGLAR ALARM THAT DARKED LIKE A DOG, CELLULOID SOCKS, WHISTLING. COLLAR BUTTONS AND RUBBER;

TEETH.

LATTORNEY

By Taylor

LORDE

By Martin

(OH!690DY-GOODEE THE

DATE'S WITH JIMMY NEE

FOR HIS FRATERNITY

DANCE

By Cap Higgins

AND ONCE I HANDLED A PATENT FOR A MACHINE · TO HYPNOTIZE JUNE BUGG' BUT YOUR IDEA OF SOLID BUBBLES IS ABOUT THE MOST, UNUSUAL INVENTION SEEN YET!

I'VE

BY BLOSSER

[?

FUNNY STORIES.

The Innocent Victim.

I hear your husband suffers from asthma."

Woll, ho has asthma, but I

| suffor from it.”—Answers.

Learned His Mistake.

Lady We saw the advertise- ment about this house being for | sale and we've come to see it.

Ownor-Yos, madam, but after reading the agent's description of it wo have decided not to sell.— Passing Show.

The Rivals.

Medical Student: "Of course, nobody wants to say that all law- yers are crooked; but you must own up that practising the low doesn't make anguls of men."

Low Student: "Quito right. Doctore have the advantage over lawyere in that respect."--Sydney Bulletin.

No Skill Required. Client-Hoavens, man, you are taking four-fifths of my damages! Lawyer-Well, I furnished the skill, the aloquence and the noces. sary lagal learning of the case.

Client-Yes, but I furnished the case itself.

Lawyer-Bosh! Anybody could fall down a coal hole.- Passing Show.

They Keep Him Busy! "Hello, old man! Who are you working for now?"

Some people. Wife and five .kids.)

No Sympathy for him. Jack: "While I was away.I had my nose broken in two places."

.ד'

Juno: "Well, you shouldn't have gone into such places."-- Sydney Bulletin.

The Kiddies' Chance. Mistress-Why did your last mistress discharge you? སྙ་ Applicant-Bekase Oi niver washed the children's ears, mum. Mamma, Little Jack-Oh,

please take her for my nursie !

The Alibi,

Boss:

"I'm told you have been flirting with the typist?"

Clerk

"Er-yes--er-I'm--

or

Bora:"That's all right. What I want to say to you is pay special attention to her while. my

wife is about."-Sydney Bulletin.

Somebody's Out of Lück! He-Our hostess is rathor”puti out. There will be 13 at the tablo.

Sho--Is she superstitious? Ho-No. But she has only 12. of everything. Passing Show.

Shot on the Opening Night

SURE THERE

IS THEY ALWAYS SHOOT THE

VILLAIN!

THAT'S WHY 3 DONT WANNA GO

THEY SHOT HIM LAST NIGHT!!

FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS

MOM SAID FOR YOU TO GIVE TAG AN' ME MONEY TO GO TO TH' SHOWÍ AT 'TH OPERA HOUSE

I'LL GIVE YOU

ENOUGH SO THAT YOU CAN TAKE

ONE OF YOUR.

FRIENDS ALONG

HEY WILLIE

WANTA GO WITH

US TO A SHOW AT

"TH OPERA HOUSE?

WE'LL PAY YER WAY.

THEY SHOOT

་

WITH REAL GUNS AN EVERYTHING

IN THIS SHOW

TOO -

(AW-BUT

THERE'S NOBODY TO SHOOT

IACTOGEN

For Y

Baby