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HONGKONG | TELEGRAPH, SATURDAY, APRIL 5.1924. (FEATURE SECTION).
PAGE FOR THE KIDDIES.
SALESMAN SAM
(DAWN
TH STORM L'OF 'LAST
NIGHT HAS SUBSIDED LEAVING TH HENTSEENK AND IT'S TERROR STAKKEN TASSENGERS TO
TH FATE OF
THE MIGHTY DEEP HUNDRED OP MILES
FROM LAND
HE LEAK THE WHICH DEVELOPED LAST NIGHT 19 BEYOND
CONTROL
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF HOURS CAPTAIN, UNTIL TH WATER WILL
REACH TH BOILERS AND BLOW
US UP-NOTHING CAN BE DONE
MAN TA' LIFE. BOATS - WOMEN AND CHILDREN
FIRST!!
Sam Apologizes
IN THE DAWGONIT - WHEN I TRIED TO MEANTIME SELL TH PASSENGERS, WHO
WERE ON DECK ALL NIGHT, WET TO TH SKIN AND HALF FROZE, GUZZLEM'S SYRUP FOR COUGHS, COLDS EIL. - THEY SHUNNED ME LIKE FOISON - GUESS I'LL GO UP ON DECK AND TRY TO SQUARE MYSELF
HEY EVERYBODY !! C'MON BACK-
WAS
ONLY FOOLING
BY SWAN
UNDERWOOD TYPEWRITERS PRICE H: K. $112.50 NET,
Weith
In Case
5 3/4 Lbs.
Minimum
Weight.
Maximum
Service.
PORTABLE MODEL
Sole Agents.
DODWELL & CO., LTD.
Queen's. Bidge.
Phone. C. 1030.
By Taylor
MOM'N POP
WELL WOTCHA GONNA DO "BOUT IT—I SEZ I WONT
HAVE AT BOY STAVIN”, OUT NIGHT AFTER
NIGHTH
WUZ Y SPEAKIN'
T'ME?
YOU JIST BET I WONT HAVE IT ANY LONGER — Y'KNOW ME DUNT LISSEN
T'ME!!
One on Pop!
CEASE RAVING WOMAN · LETTIM ALONE – IN DUE TIME TH PRODIGAL WILL RETURN!
HOW KIN Y TALK AT WAY - HE'S YER SON WHY DUNT YOU TALK
T HIM?
WHO - ME? WHY SHOULD I SAY ANYTHINK T'HIM - HE ONLY LISSENS TO ADVICE OF
FOOLS!!
THAT'S JIST WHERE YOU MIGHT HAVE TH
UPPER HAND ON
HIM PAW !
BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES
VE JUST BEEN
THINKING CORA!
YOU KNOW THERE AREN'T AS MANY FELLOWS, SEEMS LIKE, AS THERE
USED TO BE
NOW, ANN! YOU'RE JUST BLUE BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING
TO OCCUPY
YOUR MIND THIS EVENING
ADAM AND, EVA
NOW WHERE
ARE YOU GOING, ADAM?
I'VE GOT TO GO TO A LAWYER AND HAVE MY SOLID BUBBLE PATENTED" BEFORE SOMEBODY STEALS THE IDEA EVA,
and
Boots Is the Attraction.
By Martin
WELL, ANYWAY, 'THEY'RE BLAMED
FEW AND FAR
BETWEEN!
OH, NOT SO
SAY, OFFICER, THAT GUY IN ACTING MIGHTY SPECULAR!
FAR! STEP
OVER HERE
AND NOT So FEW
EITHER
Greeting a Patient
GOSH, PLL' BET THE. LAWYER WILL BE SURPRIZED "TO SEE A SOLID BUBBLE
www FORLEAUR
A BOMB, EH? I'LL FIX
HIM!
WELL I FEEL THINGS COMING
MY WAY
AT LAST!
exple
BELGRAVE - PATENT ATTORNEY
By Cap Higgins
GOSH! THATS A
NICE WAY TO TREAT AN INVENTOR}}
TOOING
ATIEROY
FUNNY STORIES.
Otherwise he Might. The Law: You'd better take tho next tram home."
The Other Inshooperabio- hio-obsthickle, ole filor. My- hie-wife wouldn't let me keep such n-hio-thing in the 'ouse !".
Sydney Bulletin.
The Bishop's Error.
There is a story of shook which the Athenaenum ance received from a Bishop (says the Bystan- der.)
He was a now Bishop and a now member of the club. Luneli- ing there for the first time he ordered a boofsteak, "not too much caakerl."
He heard the walter say, "One beefsteak-bloody," so concluded this was the Athen- aanum expression for underdone beefateak.
The next time ho lunched at the club be again ordered a beof. stoak, but in his anxiety to be cor. rect the Bishop put the last word in the wrong place! It took months for the staff to recovar.
She Knew.
Lord Burnham said on his roturn to Now York aftor a tour of the south-
"I'liko the south, the southern cooking. is excellent, but the service leaves something to be {dosired.
In a Georgia hotel one day I heard a lady say to a waiter, as * he came towards her balancing his tray No uso sorving mo that turtle soup, waitor. It isn't hot enough."
"But, lady, how do you know it isn't gasped ?" the waiter.
"By the way,' said the lady, you can keep your thumb in it." Only a Stunt for a Steeplejack.
The Fat 'Un: "Not too good: Deen suffering from insomnia. Now the doctor's ordernd tie to try sleeping on an empty stomach." The Other Un: "Wouldn't risk jit, old chap, full or empty. Sup posing you were to fall off?"- Sydney Bulletin.
Canny.
"Half a crown for a double. |whisky ! "-exclaimed the Boot.
"Just look at the fine pictures and statuos you get to look at for your money, retorted the bar- moid.
Sandy came back again. Ho ordered a double whisky, dronk it quickly, put one and sixpence. down on the counter, saying as. ho walked out, "I saw your pictures yesterday."
FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS
I'LL SHOW YA!! "COME AROUND IN BACK OF ME AN' BITE MY LEGI THERE! HOW DIYA LIKE
THAT?
- I'M SURPRISED THAT A NICE BOY
LIKE YOU WOULD
HIT A POOR
LITTLE DOG
- ARYAYAY-
Tit for Tat
THE VERY IDEA!! YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED
OF YOURSELF - WHY
DIDN'T YOU HIT HIM. WITH YOUR HAND INSTEAD OF USING A BIG STICK?
YEAH WHY DIDN'T HE BITE ::
ME WITH HIS
TAIL?
BY BLOSSER
ACTOGEN
APPARED IN AUSTRALIA)
For
Your
Baby
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