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AWFUL PAIN NIGHT AND DAY

Rash Broke Out on Hands and Arms. Cuticura Healed.

THE SILVER SCREEN

ALL AT SEA!

There are some really remarkable scents in "All Aboard!" showing at the Majestic, Kowloon, this

"My hands and arts started to hehevening. Johnny Hines is a capital

(and a rush. broke out on them.

The itching and burning wer terrible. I suffered awful pain night and day and could not sleep on account of it. When I put my hands in water I 'just about) went mad. 1 suffered with it about a | year and six months.

"I tried all sorts of remedies without success. A friend advised me to try Cuti- sura Soap and Olatment su I sent for a free sample. After the second application I found considerable relief. I purchased mers and now I am healed." (Signed) Mrs. Margaret Brown, Malmerky, Mid- "dicham, York, Eng., June 3, 1929.

Rely on Cuticura Soap and Ointment to keep your skin clearing

Sample each Shop Oltinent and Talcum Arre soon request, from Dayina. Price & Company. Lid., P. 5. Ben 650, Shanghai.

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This is known as the falling-off season for

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S.6. Joy sailing immediately for the land of laughs and romance. Movie Stars as your companions. Not a dull moment in the entire course. Lots of thrills 1 Lots of fan! Lots of adventure I

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THE HONG KONG DAILY PRESS, TUESDAY, MAY 27,

1930.

THE WORLD AT ITS WORST

By GLUYAS WILLIAMS

{Copyright, 1930, by The Bell Syndicats, Inc.)

comedian, and the fun he makes is fast and furious, but a special word of praise is due to the ingenuity of the photographers in getting the extraordinary effects they have, "All Aboard! is an exceptionally funny film, and its scenes are ex ceptionally novel. There is Cot a dull moment in the story, and those who enjoy a good laugh should go. to ser Johnny Hines to-night; which is the last performance.

Johnny has surpassed himself in' this comedy. He has a characteriza. tion that is funty in itself-a young man who can't remember bow not to forget.. Ho is here, there, every- where in this picture and is follow- ed by a wake of laughter that never seems to die down, and there are thrills for good measure when Johnny comes face to face with a kon."

"Married In Hollywood."

J. Harold Murray, "eo-featured with Norma Terris in "Married In Hollywood," the talking, singing and dancing song romance, directed by Marcel Silver, began his stage career as singer of illustrated songs with slides in Boston theatre. He was determined and ambitious and finally landed at the top: He sang the star roles in many of the most prominent productions en Broadway in New York, includ ing the leading role in Rio Rita for two and a half years. "Married In Hollywood will be shown at the Queen's Theatre till to-morrow.

HONG KONG POLICE - RESERVE.

ORDERS FOR THE. CURRENT WEEK.

King's Birthday Celebration, The Hon. Inspector-General of Police accepts the voluntary service of the following Police Reservists in connection with the King's Birth- day Celebration on Monday, June

3:

WHEN YOU'RE ON A DIET OF - CRACKERS AND MILK AND HAVE TO WATCH YOUR NEIGHBOR SIT DOWN TO

A LUNCHEON OF SHRIMP AND SALMON SALAD, CHOCOLATE PUDDING WITH WHIPPED CREAM, JELLY

ROLL, AND A CRULLER ON THE SIDE.

HUMOUR: ANCIENT AND MODERN.

"

"What's your objection to singing"

"She doesn't practice what screeches."

her Employer: "Do you know any thing about operating a cold stor shenge plant

Teacher: "Can you tell me what waffle is, Thomas?" Tommy: "Yes'm. It's a pancake with a nonskid tread.'

Mr. Newset: "Oh, John! Daugh- ter has married the chauffeur !”

Mr. Newset: "Oh; that's not 80 bad. Now, if. Clarence would only consent to marry the cook, would be well fixed."

we.

Friend: "I hear you have been Presented with twins. Are they Loys or girls "

30 members of the Chinese Company to parade on Jackson ber, it is a boy and a girl, but per- Professor: As far na I remem- Road (outside the Courts of Jus-baps it is the other way round."

tice) at 8.45 a.m, sharp.

23 mumbers of the Indian Com pany to parade on Jackson Road (outside the Courta of Justice) at 8.45.a.m. aharp.

12 members of the Flying Squad to parade on Jackson Road (out- side the Courts of Justice) at 8.45 a.m. sharp.

12 members of the Sharpshooters to parade on Jackson Road (out- aida the Courts of Justice) at 8.45 a.m. sharp.

Those who entitle revolvers wili parade at Central Police Station at 8.30 am. sharp.

General.

Revolver Practice. The regular weekly revolver practice (volun- tary) will take place at the Bowen Road Revolver Range on Wedner- day, May 28, from 9 p.m. to 10.30 p.m. It will be open to all ranks of the Hong Kong Police, Special Constables, Chinese Company, Hong Kong Police Reserve and to

"How much, did you weigh ?" "One hundred and twenty-five pounds,"

"But that was with your fur cat on. wasn't it "

"Oh, no; I took it off and held it on my arm."

".

Applicant: "I sure do. I've been an appartment house janitor for 12 years."

"Pity you don't know the words of that song you're 'ununin, Joe."

"Yus, ain't it?”

GIYAS WILDAYS

TO-DAY'S WIRELESS

PROGRAMME.,

BROADCAST BY Z.B.W, ON

353 METRES.

1 to 11.30 am-Commercial Naws. 11.30 am to 12:30 pm-Chinese

programme, ·

12.30 to 2 p.m.-Programme of

"Yus. 'cos then if you only knew the tune as well I'd quite enjoy [6. listenin' to you.":

"Why don't you buy a bicycle, Pat said his neighbour. You would find it useful in going back and forth to your work.".

"Faith," said Pat, "I'd as walk afoot as ride afoot."

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home work): "I don't see how it's Teacher (looking over Teddy's

possible for a single person to make so many mistakes."

Teddy (proudly) "It isn't a single person,. teacher. Father helped me."

"This is the train for Montreal and points east!" bawled the an-

nouncer.

:

I want one that goes to Cherry- ville sad I don't care which way it points!" retorted the lady in

Bettie (just home from a holiday in Egypt): "And, Auntie, it was

interesting; the tombs and pyra- the bonnet. rids and things were all covered with hieroglyphs!"

Aunt Louisa: "Oh, dear! I hope you didn't get any on you, child."

Judge O'Flaherty "Haven't you been before me before?"

Frisoner "No, y'r honor. Oi ver saw but wan face that looked loike yours and that was a photo- graph of an Irish king." Judge "Discharged

all persons holding permits to carry nixt ease.??

Police Training School,

arms,

Call th

A hook to button on her shoes;

Pink powder for her face; Odd thimbles, hair nets, combs and

files,

The weekly classes for Police What's in milady's writing desk Reservista at the Police Training. Some gloves and pins and lace; School, Kowloon, will be held on Tuesday, May 27, at 5.30 p.m. All members of the Chinese and Indian Companies and of the Flying Squad who have not yet passed Part IL of training course are 'requested. to attend.

Chinese Company.

Two books, a pocket lamp- In short, her desk holds everything

Save paper or a stamp.,"

Handling of Revolver.-Instruc-A distinct earthquake shock dis tion in aiming, correct grip, and turbed a small western city and. trigger pressing will be given at the rocked the municipal building to Company's Headquarters on Wed that the Councilmen, then in ses- nesday evening, May 28, t. 8 p.m.sion, left without the usual cere

Squad Drill-All recruits of the monies. The clerk, a man of rules Chinese Company to attend at Cen- and regulations, was puzzled how tral Folice Station for squad drill to give his record. the proper off on Thursday, May 29, at 6.30 p.cial tone. Finally he evolved this under Bergt. Hunt. Dress: Mufti.

Indian Company, Strength Constable R242 Taj Mohamed Khan has been permitted to resign, having completed one year's service, with effect from May 15, 3030

de traps Flying Squad..

masterpiece:

"On notion of the city hall, the Council adjourned."

A woman who was going to a bazaar, was warned by her husband not to buy anything unless it was really useful.

Shopkeeper: "You say this razor no good? Why there are over 1,000,000 users of this particular razor!"

+

Customer: "Then take it back and give me one that ain't been used so much."

Victor records supplied by Messrs. Tsang Fook Piano Co. to 7 p.m. (approx. time shewn below).-Programme of Victor - records supplied by Messrs.

Taung Fook Piano Co. :-. p.m.- Semiramide - Overture

(Rossini), Creatore and His Band.

6.09 p.m. Ah, Moon of My De

light." (Liza Lehmann) and

6.10.

Beloved It is Morn (Emily Hickey Florence. Aylward), Richard Crook, Tenor with Orchestra

-{

pm,Jocelyn Berceuse (Lullaby)" (Godard and Even ing Song" (Sehumann, Op. 85, No. 13), Pablo Casals, Piano accompaniment, Nicolai Medni-

-koff.

6.24 p.m." She Is My Daisy" (Harper-Lauder) and When I Was Twenty-One (Louder), Sir Harry Lauder, Scotch Specialty.

2 p.m.-"Country Dance No. 1 " (Edward German) and "Pas- toral Dance No. 2; The Merry makers Dance No. 3" (E2- ward German), St. Louis Sym- phony Orchestra.

6.40 p.m. Traviata Dei Miei Bollenti Spititi" (Verdi) and "Lucia-TombeDegl Avi Miei" (Donizetti), Beniamino Gigli, Tenor with Metropolitan Opera House Orchestra. 6.49 p.m. Pomp and Circum- stance-March(Elgar), Royal Albert Hall Orchestra, conduct ed by Sir E. Elgar, OM.

Father (impressing his daugh- 6.54 ter's finance): "Yes, I started in an office with nothing, and at 21 I was my own mustér,'' kang

Daughter (somewhat tactlessly). "And then you married Mother, didn't you, Dad?"

:

ing to take out his young lady," While the young suitor was wait-

the latter's little sistor, entered the

room.

p.m.-" By the Waters of Min- netoaka" (Thurlow Liearance) and Under the Leaves " (Thome), Renee Chemet, Piano accompaniment, Anca Seidlova." to 7.30 p.m.-Final Lesson in Can- tonese by Rev. H H. Wells. 7.30 p.m. Recorded programme

continued:

7.20 p.m. Traviata Imponete" (Verdi) and "Traviata-Dite Alla Giovine" (Verdi). Amelita, "Did you know my sister's three

Galli Curci-Giuseppe De Luca other boy friends?'' said the child.

7.38 p.m.-Poplar Songs of Yes. The suitor pricked up his ears

terday" (arranged by Hugo at this piece of news

Frey), The Troubadours. "Really!" Ho aid in surprise.7.40 p.m. Capinero" (Sir "I haven't seen any of them.

Julios Benedict) and La Paloma (Yradier). Amelita "Neither have I returned the child, "but she gave me a shilling

Galli Curci, Soprano with to tell you."

Plano. 7.32, p.in Faust-Dio Possente" (Gounod) and "Traviata-Di Provenza 1 Mar" (Verdi), Giuseppe De Luca, Baritone p.m.-Chinese programme relayed

with Orchestra,

from Ko Shing Theatre until end of play. p.m.-Weather report.

Mrs. Flint always demanded in- stant and unquestioned obedience storm came up and she sent her 8 from her children, One afternoon a

son John to close the trap door leading to the roof.

"But, Mother said John

John, I told you to shut the trap door.!!

Yes, but Mother

The weekly instructional patrol of She returned with a large parcel,John, shut that trap door." the Kowloon Section will take place and on being asked what it con All right, Mother, if you say on Tuesday, May 27. Fall in attained replied: "A brass door the Tsimteatrui Fire Brigade Sta-plate

tion at 5.30 p.m. sharp. Dress: But what on earth do we want Khaki uniform and cap with khaki brass doorplate for 1. What name cover, bele dey

is on it her husband asked.

so, but "John

John slowly climbed the stairs and shut the trap door. The storm howled and raged Twa hours later

per The Weekly utcuctions1_38732_19ight come the family gathered for tes. When

the Hong Kong: Bection will take replied. The name is Robinson," place on Friday, May 30 Fall in Good Heavens! What has that at the Central Police Station at 0.35 to do with it? Our name isn't pm sharp Dress: Khaki uniform Robinson." and rap with khaki cover. W "I know, dear but when our (8gd.). D. L. Kiso, daughter grows up she might marry

D.S.P. (R), somebody named Robinso0.!!

Low-cut frocks ending at the knees were worn by this young wo men of Egypt 7,000 years ago. The discovery has been made by Belim who bas unearthed the tomb of Hassan, the Egyptian excavator, Tarso. Ankin," a prince and high ruled Egypt: hous

the

the meal was half over Aunt Mary discoveries include statues of the had not appeared, and Mrs. Flint. high priest, hie wife and two started an investigation, She did daughters The sky-blue dresses of not have to ask many questions; the girls are low at the neck and John answered the first, ongehort at the knee and thei throwin "Please, Mother, she is up on the are encircled with jew neck. roof

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