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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 30, 1961.

Tierney's return

tragedy

New York,

Gene Tierney the beautiful star of "Laura" and ""The Razor's Edge"-is to make her first film in seven years.

Sten years fanguis and

of self-di sit, apent, in and out

spital, lighting desperately to orgain ber risson and .ff-cuu- idence.

11.

fite "There is nobody work who can help you when are sick ke that, Vou

ya, "The doctors tell you that right from the start.

"They do wihni they can, and they are marvellous and pilient and kind, but the struggli-that searching is a plente thing, that you work at in the dark within yourself."

What enused her breakdown in the first place?

EVERYTHING

Gene Tierney, wearing the pearl earrings she bought herself, on her roturn to films after. yours' absence.-London Express Service.

seven

"I have n maturity I lacked before, and a real confidence too,"

after Gene had German measles impulsive, but 1 outgrew that, during pregnancy; her divorce getting well.

dress from Oleg Cassini, the deslaper; and two romances, both of which ended unhappily, with the late Aga Khan, and Tyrnno Power, win died suddenly in Spain.

i

Today, Gene has three homes ene În Connecticut; one in Houston, Texas; und a simmer residence

Texas, Aspen, Now I

Am д

Mrs regulor Ameries," she says, "I lay bridge, go to country clubs, have dinner parties, play tennis."

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Gene Vernay, had everything:

But now she has begun a new riches, bemity, fame. She bete with her second husband came a star at : her career Howard Lee, an oil man from

point in Texas.

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VERY DIFFERENT

"The Left Hand of God", with "You know what I Whisk the Inte Humphrey Bogart,

Dew?" she says, of those lost seven years, that the doctors

Then come the tragedy: a complete mintal breakdown. I happened over my life in gene eral", she says, "it wasn't "my work that had nothing to do with it.

VIL happened and was over, like a door shutting and the opening, and even the years that were locked up in there don'L jstem so bad now.

WELL AGAIN

hundred

"I'm one

want her to forget, #1 belleve that in many ways it's been ex- "perience on the plus side. #

really hos

She looks forward to filming In "Advise and Cousent," under the direction of Otle Preminger: "I will not win my Oscars for the part," she says, "I will need a few more lincs for that ---but

it is a start, a new stort, and not many people Kel ü secend chance,"

And to celebrate, she has bought herself a pair of pear! curraps, always buy myself present, when I stort a new "I am a very different person; picture," says Gene. back to today. than was in the old "Business as Usunt," after seven Hollywood days, I used to be years!

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A post that included divorce of her parents; the birth mentally-retarded child,

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How well he would have got on with Dickens's Mr Podsnap,, I keep a Golden Treasury of things seen and heard during travel, and the above will be in the auction which contains the Immortal "I usk the waiter question in plain English, and all I get is a spate of Italian."

How kind of them

the Juant

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GENERAL HOLIDAY WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 10

By Air

British newsletter from Peler Burgoyne

On

the verge of

a new revolution?

London.

Britain, as Mr Macmillan told us, has never had it so good. Almost everyone--except the old age pensioner-is enjoying the benefits of the Affluent Society. But how to maintain ?business world. One, who at, heels, talk too loudly, make too Affluence has its snugs, for no-present make his money by much clatter with equipment. one seems to know how to make bossing a company famous for So hospitals will have to be last. The economists say that its tinned peas, will get £12,000 more quiet in future. Even the there are grave cernomic cing year; another is due for £7.800; nurses lying Yers ahead less the British and the third, who will divide waris with broken bones will in the ersualty Ughten their belts.

ls time between the Transport be able to daze off undisturbed. But the British don't like the Commission and a big fan com- For this week' Idea. The stern measures

the public In pany, of which he is chairman, learnt that when nurses freduced recently by the Chan-will be paid £6,000,

nothing

dc. cellor of the

they. Exchequer, Mr

THE PUBLIC

patients among their own ranks Selwyn Lloyd and the Govern-

The Press grumble that s by throwing each other around. ment's frequent calls tor wage

time hardly the

to moke

At least that's what appears to restraint have resulted in a sharp lucrative public appointments. have been going on at one hos- drop in Conservative popularity The railway unions comment pital, where judo lessons and have even caused the Labour peldly that with so much money the stuff have had to be called Party to wonder whether it to throw about the British of because a nursing sister had should remind the public that Transport Commission will ob- her ankle broken and the preity Britain still has an Opposition. vinusly have little dimrully in nurse who did it fractured a

A plea for fewer wege de meeting the modest claims they collarbone. munds and more productivu are making on behalf of their coupled with Increases in

members.

pur-

But so far as the long-suffer- ing public is concerned, anything or anyone who can improve the kerallways is well worth what-

| Chose tax has brought a Atorm of protest from almost all see- tions of the working population. with while-collared Types teachers and civil servants the fore.

DIVERSION

ag

have greate

"What are you in for?" "A broken Seg"

"How did that happen?" "Ask Nurse-she did it."

for

who

Once an Englishman

sat in a bua or train while a woman stood was considered a cad. Today such behaviour is taken for granted.

of

10 ever the Government gives him. Poor Dr Beeching hasn't yet been in office long enough to Not so lonK BRO a favourile prove he is the man for the joo diversion of Civil Servants was and his name is often quoted in ↑ to put aside their tea cups and wrath when the slightest thing use their Whitehall uflee wingoes wrong. dows as vantage points from And things have a nasty habit which to see marchers and proof going wrong on British Rail- testers of all kinds handing in ways, Trains are late so often seals to women under any cir- Men who won't give up their petitions to No. 10, Downing that the humble porter 1s gelcumstances excuse tran Letter Mail Noon: Burma, Street..

themselves ting fed up with acting as Dr by saying that Africa, Great Brilsin, Europe Balt Now that they are the

in an ngo Mill Noon

Beeching's personni representa-equal pay women can't expect Philippines Letter 21 (Purce Mall Noon grieved parties, will they fore- live and receiving the full blast preferential treatment India, Middle East Porcel service: | sake the grundstand and weigh of fury from delayed passengers, And men who do stand up

Math 3 m in themselves? Pro (Leiter

10 Noon; Australia, New

FED UP A few have told the Press!

are aggrieved Zealand, Fil.clier

it the woman Mail) 3 pm Parcel Mail Noon: Japan (Letter they shudder

So fed up in fact that he hides takes the gesture for granted at the thought when the tram doesn't show up and is Mali 3 reel Mall) Noon; "Just not done, old, boy,"

not effusive Hawaii, USA, N. C. & S. America

In hor Bul

thanks. on time. A porter Civil Servants are only human,

at Crewe Letter Mail) 3 pen (Parrot Mali Neon North orieg (Lutter Maili 6 } and if school teachers can strike

Junction a station which

has

A Mr Kenneth Dear who Parcel Mail Noo

-as hundreds did a few weeks

been the bult of barbed Jokes wrote to "The Times" on this about British trains und Te subject, is obviously a than who ago when their wage clain was

freshment rooms turned down-there is no reason

for years likes to be thanked in style, admitted: "We often skulk away why the man who sends you a

REACTIONS tax form and the girl who opens

in a corner when trains are late

After all, it's not our

By Surface North Borneo,

(Letter Sarawak Mall Noon: aly. Switzerland, France, Germany (Leiter Mail) Napr.

TARGET

TEE

THE

How many

words of

four letters

or mure CAN 200 make from the letter in the squarr

on the left 12a nuking

the word

Bahs) each – Better may be used once only. Bach word must contain the large letter, and there must be at least one sen-letter word in the list. No plurali na foreign wozels ; no proper names. TODAY'S TARGET; 20 words, Food: 25 words, VCTY [cod 20 words, excellent. solution

ACCORDING to the LabourYESTERDAY'S SOLUTION:

Ministry,

tban more

11

million working days have been lost in the last three years owing!

estritt disputes, Add to this figure the working days lost by people who do no work, by i

the THE confortable feeling that pe un huidig and by

foreign sick, and you will understand the natives of a country do not matter much is, why it so diflcult to get without nu doalt, strengthened by the anything done, hoardings UTA which English trial disputes.

travellers Forging ahead

tradesonen abroad.

welcome

even

EXP week I shall publish To read, in the way up intricate details of an in- pass Into Spoil, that some firin terim and overall plan to end pulitical, diplomatie, or other welcomes you to Spain, this 1s, unless you have a sense of Indunărial, economie, financial

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London Express Bervice

TIBLE THOUGHT

· · FOR: TODAY SE

Thou shalt not bear false "The key to witness against thy neigh- food Suric social chaos. kumour, nourishing A. Nome, Cor

the whole thing is awareness us bour.-Exodus 20:16. vanity and a reassurance to the Umid. As

the part of the Covernment,” visitor put

the Spokes- and an officio of !men's Union.

Yestering'a satılışı. London Express Service.

"It gives you such a homely feeling."

What I missed

CORRESPONDENTS have, as

CORRESPONDENTS that, in

Lying is not only involved Bite into it, Gwendolen here. Unkind criticisms am slurring remarka can hurt 15 safe to eat the fruit an

endeavour Spula?" asked an English as deeply. Our lady. A witty compatriut repiled: for others should be to love my return, I should know what "Oh. yus, The Spaniards ore and lift. bas been going on hert. not rufficiently highly civilised to selentist, I note, has axed eye-spray poisons on their fruit." sladies on his winkles, so that

-(Landau Express Service).

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the envelope containing your ex- Just so passengers can't take it

cuses for noi

During two weeks, he says. be noted the reaction of "ladies and other females" to whom he offered his scat on the train. Out of twenty, five said "Thank superiors: "Stand you" or "Thanks". three sold

replying sooner Qut of us. should not Jair the marchers, full"

Britain migh! well be on the Now porters have been warn

ment.

Anything but.

verge of a new revolution. The ed by their tightly rolled umbrella night your ground and face the muste. "Kew three said nothing "but never again symbolise appense-a train is late put up with a smiled enigmatically As they

ficking-off. And make

sure sat down", two said nothing but you're there to greet a train grunted and took the seat, three full of people who have been sat down without acknowledg slack outside the station for a ing his presence, une sald long time."

"Thank you very much," two said "Ta" sad one said, 'You shouldn't reely."

Imagine the scene when the porter gets home.

"Fred, you've been fighting again!"

One government employee will not accompany his colleagues if they decide to storm Downing Street. "I wasn't fighting, dear. A He is very happy with train came in late, that's all." what the country

pays ★ ★ * him, thank you very Health Minister Enoch much. He is Dr Richard

Powell, who has banned Beeching, chairman of

dawn awakenings of hos- the British Transport

pital patients and Commission, who draws £24,000 a year. Now, to help him to ineo: British RaliwRYS into prefit- making business he has isted the services of three ner who, like him, are big names in topmost brackets of the

the

сп-

This prompted a short, crisp reply from a gentleman with the appropriately romantic name of Wordsworth: "What kind of knight is this who clarsines and weighs the thanks of the wemmen be succours?"

CONTENT

Most Englishmen

seals de. up their

who give are probably manded more reasonable well content with a brief ac-

knowledgment. Personally visiting hours, has now would rather hear grunt of accepted the findings of a thanks than a refusal committee that some hos man in these unchivalrens daye pitals are too noisy.

la ready to give up his seat the woman should take it. She The committee say the staff should not let equal pay go to wear shoes without rubber her head.

Estela

WILL SING AT THE

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HOTEL

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