1961-07-22 — Page 14

BY THE WAY by Beachcomber

SEE that d gor board is op- plying for an actor to tràîn gas-men at its college, in such subjects as meter-rending zebling stoves and gadgets,

and

atany a student is sent down

in his first year for mumbling tuslead of ranting.

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It la the romantic that the householder kés: the singlug voice, the flamboyant gesture, the facini contortions.

There should be degrees for gas-men, and the most efficient should be elected Gas Fellows of their college.

A reading by one who has token Birst in advanced

meter-reading can be a kind of prose poem.

Salesmen in couples could act a playlel about gas, with witly dialogue, a song or two, and some dancing. Sales talk

electricity boards copy the kes boards, they will sound") the pathelle nnte. "Oh, madam, to think that nine turbo-alter anters are to be built at Southall for a mero £17,000,000, and then you-yau 1b at an extra light plus!

Is that the pioneering spirit in which your grandi fathers and grandmothers cdn- verted assert into rich pasture, and brought to even the lone- soine cannibals a dream at the pylons, which those of their grandchildren fortunate enough to survive would one day see bestriding the landscape?" Here they come LINCOURAGED by protest marches with serlous

aljeet, every kind of trivial Drotest is becomile the occasion of a march.

I hear of protests against using fly-paper to catch illes, against an enlarged type of droughts-board, against adhesive tape, clerical collars, synthetic plps in raspberry jam, and the wire gauntlets worn by plánc- tubers; to say nothing of the mummoth meelings in Trafalgar Square to protest against post- office blotting paper, and against the standard design for foghorn- containers.

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JACKY'S DIARYS

*This Week in SCHOOL We studied all ABOUT HOLLAND,

[WHiRLED! {Gre JOGRAPHY-

the PEEPLE THERE DRESS ReaL FUNNY, FOR INSTints they WEAR BALLOON PANts 4 WOODEN SHOES,

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MCGILL'S

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THEY GOTTA WEAR HEAVY SHOES OR ELSE THE BALLOON PANTS Would MAKE them blow AWAY

SATURDAY

age 33%

[HOLLAND] is SOME Times Known AS THE

NEVER LANDS

ON A *COUNT of its

SO TINY,

22, 1951.

The CHEAP INDUSTRY IN HOLL And Is Growing TULIPS -

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Holland is WELL- KNOWN THREW OUT The WHIRL FOR its

COWS & OTHER DAIRY Producks,

A FLYING

DUTCH MAN.

MAINLY FOR MEN

4 BULBS,

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O is a VERY PickTURESK COUNTRY ON A

its full of Wind Meals, which keeps it NICE

COOLS

Am OTHER thing its, famous from is PETER STYVISENT, WHO WAS REAL RICH...ONSTEd of) ONLY SHOES MADE Outta WOOD, He HAD A

Whole

foot!

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IN FACK IT WAS Him Who FLOUNDERED

N. YORK BY BUYING it offA THE

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