1961-05-27 — Page 12

JACOBY

Jon BRIDGE

WHEN you think of bridge

crimes you think of alama thrown out the window, games alolen, enormous penalties and simlar horrors.

Such crimes are spectacılar, but in the long run they cost for less than do the common small crimen.

One of the commonest of these the crino of making just one bid too many.

Now look at the South hand. Jie opens one spade quite properly. North responds one nu-trump and at this point South should russ. Jie has no reason to bid again.

He has a five card spade sult, but even if he is one of those players who opens four cord spade sults he has no reason to rebid jum because he has a

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JACKY'S DIARYS

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We're Still Learning more Stuff about india in School'

Gioay YAP

ANOTHER THING

is The SUN

THEY GOT THERE is So STRONG, That if You LOOK AT IT YOU COULD

RET Blind.

So i bETTER

THE CHINA MAIL,

BY

JACKY Mendelsohn

ase 33%

A FAMOUS BILDing in india is called TauMA IHall,”

irs Made INTIRELY OUTTA White MarbleS

instead i will draw a BAW GaRkol, which is GOOD FOR YOUR

Eyes

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Mostly The Peeple in

SATURDAY, MAY 27, 1961.

An Other Thing in india is That All The MEN GOT BEARS, ON ACCOUNT OF THERE'S no ELCKTRISITY TO PLUG in Their Razons

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india don't

WEAR CLOTHES, BUT PREFFER TO go

aRound in

DIAPERS

Which is Why The Ladies all WEAR Veils, OTHERwize it WOULD Tickle Too Much.

Kics.

DOO.

THE MOST FAMOUS INDian WAS a mÁN CAllEd Manhattan Dandy, who got famous cause

HE Wooden CAT HIS SUPPER.

¡don't) WANNA

ONLY When i TRY it i get a Licking!

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