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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, JANUARY 28, 1981.

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SATURDAY MAGAZINE

JAK

and

ANNE

--and the story of a slipped disc THE "slipped dise"

entered our nation- al life along with other up-to-date benefits like radio-active fallout, chromium grins on cars and perpetual television, it seemed to me. All dubious inventions, I thought.

Arrogance of fant wort 15 bound to suffer in the end. And that is the way I did suffer-In the end.

One of these infuriatingly numerous bones in the bottom of the back keeled over on to' the next one and silting down was over terever. thought.

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After 1 week of anying! with

cld-fashioned "ob- tuseners I now marvel at: that I just had a "cold in the bacle" i was pushed off to an osteopath.

I it new there

something licit about osteopaths and that the orthodox medical p201¬ fession tried to pretend there weren't such things-50 my friends this

Warmth without bulk persed

was bound to

The day I took my bustle

to Buckingham Palace...

me to pieces.

Bits of mo svemed to cover the He the very gently and care- ficpr. CIT care my head with

difficult to do. I began to com- fess. A few courtly looks of concern resulted and a few hunda discreetly warmed at this happy and unexpected coures of heat on a cold day.

"And there were one or two "entlemen there who fancied, I thought, that bustles, hot or cold, weno still in.

So without so much as lightly singeing any part of Bucking- hom Palace or its household" I

"Lounge Sulf" — not a word to less exalted parts of London ebcut fancy drosa, An Edwar- and started to pack for Indla. When all he had leit was my dlan lady strayed in from the

under a jacket-smart appeal to me for formal or casuallas they put me into n taxi, talked out my folklore about and valuable timepiece-pulled arms were tied into a knot and boast The invitation card mid; bustied thermodynamically away

the view along Park colds in the back. · ·

placed in a corner, year, BRAEMAR'S And slipover is craftsman-lane was pretty from his win-

dows, I found when I got there made in Scotland, neven if I knew I was going to pay fully with the sort of steady one expert twist. By legs were spineto produced a crescendo wrong time dimension by mis- quiet or sporting for it et current Impressionist hand I imagine a watchmaker detached with sharp repert, of clicks on 11-ike a xylophone take? colours, a real man's rates. garment.

AT ALL

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Solo Agents: Fielding, Brown & Finch (Far East),

Ltd.

What I didn't know, couldn't guess. never dreamtand nobody attempted to tell me, thank goodness--was what was about to happen next.

In came a tall, good-looking man of the sort I don't mind speaking to In the ilstened patiently

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Just Fancy That!

My somebody had taken the tune

out of. Then with a delighted A kind friend came to the miile he put me swiftly and rescue with a model dress, blandly together again.

gorgecus and silly, with # pared downt, streamlined, I was told to go across

modernised but neverthskom; à road to the chemist and get hustle, behind.

WO bystanders chased and caught a man making off with a carton of margarine from a lorry parked in Greenfield-streat, Stepney.

The lorry driver went for the police. When they got back the thief still stood there-but the "helpers" had run away with the margarine.

The story was told at Thames Court the other day, where the original thief was remanded for reports.

YOUNG man told Nottingham magistrates he saw road

the

myself a thing called a Zermopac and come back roxt day for further dismemberment,

Buckingham Falace, which has Been many a bustle in its day. The Zermopac (inversed by can never, I guarantee, have had dldntegrater's partner) one that was pipitg hot, stalk- my proved 10

be a small pillow fled ing its corridors before, with a chemical and Iron Alings, The occasion was * get- Once one has added a spoon together for the two opposing and bilssfully hot staying hot teams for the trip by the Queen ter eight hours at 2 stretch and Prince Philip to Asia wich until you add the next epconful, began this week.

This had to te fled over my slipped dise to keep it warm

of water it turns mysteriously

A crash while he was sitting on a boner with his girl at 11.16 and hope which it did."

at night. Suggested the defence soliciter: "Surely all your at tention was on your young lady?""

"No," said the youth, "you see, wo'd just had a row,"

** *

TT was four-year-old Trevor Jackman's second day at

Ich fol in Polygen-road, St Pancrar. He put up his

hand to leave the class--and that was the last that was seen of him for four hours. Police joined the hunt, Then Trevor's father finally found him. Hiding under the dining-room table in his grannie's home.

THE

WEEKEND

BAD DAY?

-(London Express Servlet),

GAMBOLS ....

AWFUL

I'VE BEEN EXPLAINING TO THE CHILDREN HOW THE NEIGHBOURS. CAT HAD KITTENS

The Cour

tlers and The Press. A golden moment of unicability to re- member when later in a long and gruelling tour, we are still struggling to remember how But what i oko dhi was do nice we all, momentarily, seem- tive me an outline from the ed la that remote afternoon in waist downwards like a Gaiety Buckingham Palace thefore the Girl in the dizziest days of the trip began. Grecian bend.

Something you can laugh Off to pack about to your friends but I had to go that evening to Buck? ingham Palace.

Swaying carefully out of the way I kept my sizzling rear to Should I go es a gekha-girl myself. But as a rocm 'gels more

becomes wearing one of those huge obl crowded this

by Barry Appleby

WELL, THEY LEARN BIOLOGY AT SCHOOL

19 JOS

more

Anne Sharpley

~~~(London Express Service)

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