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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, JUNE 23, 1960.

SATURDAY MAGAZINE

YOU might have expected it from Jak

There was

his regular Saturday partner George Whiting working furiously in America on the recent Big Fight beat-and what does he do? He picks a new partner-female-and goes on a night-club spree ...

JAK

and

ANNE

(Sharpley, of course) WHAT about a working week

of just 42 minutes? Nicely broken up into seven minutes a day. And in case that's too strenuous-only 3 minutes at a time, with a four-hour rest in between?

And it's not because he's a lazy, lotus-eating lay- about that Jak ran all the way from EC4 to W1 when he heard about this restful little job. He says he has a mind above such things.

It was because he had heard that these poor pul-upon tollers for 2520 seconds out of the 604,- 600 had some other combination of numerals about them, that went like 30-22-38.

There was something al at that variation of 14 between the two outside figures and the one in the middle that gol the Ein- stein of the Saturday China Mail,

11 seemed,

LOVELY

Loddon Express Bernice.

36-22-36: the magic formula for

tickling the ceiling and with legs so long they were tickling the customers chins with their winkle-pickers.

"Which one is Sammy Davis Jnr," asked Jak.

Before there was time to tell difference between him the these 10 tender lovelies and Mr Snr.'s fabulous Sammy Davis

a seven-minute day

hall's work that the girls had left undone.

he

As Jak made for the exit with little son, the girls had glided the speed of a champagne cork off having kicked the air about entering the rocket-race 100 times with their toes and denied he was trying to beat the described several circles about Waiter with the bill. six feet in diameter with their hips.

"Worth every thousandth of

What is more, he explained second," said Jak, who knows there are 10 of them and 10 how the good things in life can't times 36--22-33 adds up to the last, even bottles of Scotch at chorus line at the Pigalle. All £6 a time.

us lovely as they are lissome. The night shift took over the All redheaded. And all letting stage in the form of one tiny, Sammy Davis Jnr. do the work, teoraway with every trick while bey play gin ruminy,back- known to show business up his #ture.

We eased ourselves into a pluteerat-packed basement in Piccadilly with dark-red lightin about the colour of an under done over-priced steak and very good for dissolving pound-notes in.

"If you spill any of this tell me where you've spilt it-and I'll sell it," said Jak as we paid

£6 for a bottle of Scotch.

About the distance of Hyde Park Corner away we could see 10 tall, gorgeous girls in fepther- headdresses so high they were

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sleeve.

Even Jak, who had come to the Pigalle sure he could con- 'vince Mal Britt she could do belter, began to face up to the truth-that she couldn't.

Sammy, put in a good hour and

Four D. Jones. BY MADDOCKS

THE BILL

Jak wanted to know if that

The girls didn't have any meant that the waiter was Mr sauce or turps in their room-but Sammy Davis, Snr., and I had to they did have some big bottles

this meant "Thank you."

"Only one of us is really red," explain that in basic American of red hair rinse.

I said we'd better leave Mr said Janice Bartlett, untwising Davis and his steak to each other the longest legs in London, in- and Jak said he just wanted to cluding the Duke of Beaufori's.

see whether stay long enough he put cough syrup, sauce or turpentine on his steak as all the bottles were stood close together and you never knew.

GET ON

SWITCH

They were playing gin ummy and didn't take kindly to Jak's

that they

suggestion

switch to strip poker,

should

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"I just wanted to be sure the Mosley mob weren't there again when Sammy left the stage," he explained. The waiter seld he'd look after the Mosley mob if Jak

"We're wearing So little would look after the bili.

It only needed me to point out there'd only be one game in it, à room filled Sammy sal in with fans, bottles of sauce, that after nearly two hours rest With gin rummy we can go turpentine, and cough syrup. the girls were sure to have got all evening," they explained.

Jak said they just lacked The walls were papered with their breath back by now and

They with enterprise.

sald he an hadn't we better get on Jak telegrams which gave

the wouldn't lack enterprise if the on what be had said was idea on how to cut down house decorating costs.

original purpose of coming here bomb-threats they'd been gelting in the first place. (Jak's mind is turned out to be anything more so single track that there's no than a joke.

Gilda Russell said if the Mos- room for ideas to turn round sometimes.)

ley mob did turn up again she'd

A waiter brought in a big steak and a pile of spinach on a plate to which Sammy said. "Crazy, Daddy."

1 SAY I SAY, I SAY, A STRANGE AND WEIRD HUMAN CREATURE HAS JUST ARRIVED

(CAN PEOPLE

GET ANY MORE) WEIRD. YET?

THIS ONE MADE ME

FEEL ALL SILLY

THIS I GOTTA SEE,

WHAT DO THOSE BIG APES SAY ABOUT THIS WEIRD

CREATURE ?

THEY'RE WORRIED VERY WORRIED

THEY SAY THEY ARE FINDING TOO

MANY OF US

LATELY

got something organised this time. She was going to pretend they were all cartoonists like Jak-she'd just got a glimpse of the sketch he'd done of her and it made her so mad she wouldn't need to dye her hair this week.

"There's a button on the wall outside that pushes the apron- feet--wouldn't sage out six you like to go and play with that

one sweet thing. instead of drawing us?" asked

Jak said he was feeling in- spired and it was wrong to inter- fere with an artist's concentra-

on.

MOUSIE

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Sue Bardolph appeared with her Yorkshire terrier Mousle, and they all went down on their gorgeous, expensive knees beg- ging him to do a drawing of Mousle instead of them.

And that was how Jak, instead of getting a sketch-pad full of that splendid equation, 36--22-- 30x101!!!got few hundred sketches of terrier, name of Mousie, 6–8ánů,

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