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THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, MAY 7, 1960.

SATURDAY MAGAZINE

TILLIAM SILAKE- SPEARE was born

DESEARCH at the University intention was to devolop the I of Minnesota has led to the farm, but the only development discovery that mice, if stood to date is a badly mended hole alcoholic drinks in the evening, In the wall of the card-room wake in the morning with head- The hole was tho result of n aches and a hasty taste in the wild night when Jack Twyat month.

necused his host of cheating. The complete absenca of дру 396

years ago and sign of farming led Twyst to Buggest a fow cows. Foulenough diod exactly 52 years replied: " there was nothing later. Some of our but milk to drink, you, my dent Juck, would be the first rnt to more eminent egg-heads abandon this stinking ship."

do not agree about the exact dates, but who's Political note

arguing? The guy's dead, and well out of it, if you ask me.

Snibbo, always in the van of enterprise and initiative, is puting on the market 4 soft drink for mice. Rakebolly mice who prefer something stronger with their cheese will no doubt turn up their noses of Snibbq- lade. I prefer the muuse whe comes home to his wainscot the small hours, squeaking # comic song, to the Hile prig who goes to bed early with gloss of Shibbolade. Not a bad idea

A consider

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SELECT committee +4 to the suggestion that, in future, every useless de- fence missile should be can- celled after the rst £200 million has bren spent on it, and before The cust #els out of hand,

Farmer Foulenough

ITAVING bought

LARMED by the alinost

universal

it Mr S. had been around to- day he would never have got bast Titus Andronicus, a couple of Richards, and Flomeo and Julle!.

contempt shown for the degraded antics of our politicians, the Tories and the Socialists are starting a cam- pain to allure Youth. Coffee bar entertainments for the lowbrows, conferences for the highbrows. There must be beauty competitions and free trips to Paris for the girls, tos King Lear would, have remain- equip them, when they growed history unspoke, Hamlet's up, for an intelligent use of the gorge would never have risen t Vote, anet eve for contestingar Yorick's skuit In the seals ni elections. I foresee a churchyard. and hope of merry scene when a party Intor { would have got to hear how that low-life lago put the dirty word around about Mrs Ofbella,

Harm Ins Sour, in urder to tries to interrupt a five session

a derellet

make a loss to set ngakust his with JA few words about Income tax, Foulenough bus lust "political awareness," his enthusiasm. Is devlured

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One look at the Romen script, with all that business on the balcony and the Monts, and the Cos, Rivingt out with the gang war, would have had Hollywo signing up the author on a onlek etract. ulus free transportation for Anne Hathaway and the three kids.

"Plasal to have you with us, Bil they would have said in the front office.

And the next you heard about Shakespeare would have been when he decided to become un American citizen--after giving out a considered atatement to the Press that be still loved this Dirksed plot, this worth, thin realm, this England.

That would have been your lot unless Willam S. Shakespeare happened to contribute to one of those bargain-bundles of ok! movies that ITV so generously offer us between breath-taking revelations about detergents and diaperS.

But our Will never wander- ed. Apart from his acting chores in town, he became the local boy who made Food in Stratford-on-Avon, and Jak and went up there the other weck to make sure they hadn't forgotten his birthday,

at

the truly rural station.

Quite happy

18

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JOBICK

ALL Ye Latest

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CURIOS

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LIVED TODAY

I RECKON HE WOULD

SNAPPED UP BY

stockings, sliver and white lace jabot.

surging inte sorts of

BE

HOLLYWOOD

In good heart

Next we called on bespecta-

BAN BACON

mon Shakespeare was, and Ernie explaining what a good job it Was Shakespeare's birthday hadn't come the week before when West Bromwich were playing Dirmingham,

Como, too

At the birthplace in Henley Street, hard by the electricity, showrooms and an emporium for luce panties, head gilde Cyril Pouller showed us the fresido settee on which our Will and his A refresher at the Froth and their courting when he fetched Anne may or may not have done Elbow put us in good heart for her along the our own private pilgrimage, and Shottery to show her off to the footpath from Jak and I were gratified to ser folks. Urut

Shakespeare still looks

The visitors will also be wife. Laura, adjust his jabot and eribed Jak, but Fred said the They have not forgotten. In seding Fred Baker. Fred, 61, buckle his breeches.

lean and hungry Cassius would fact, there is much ado, and

The jabot, I might add, is have looked like Gregory Peck not be deceived if stumpy and strawberry colour- you must

bited, will be right up front in all spotless. It was hanging on the compared with my friend. the terature seems + stand-offish about Shakespeare the fandangoes-beadling, town-line in the green Baker garden

toast-mastering in when Jak and I called, railway crying, and

pretty sharp as he gazes in The sun shone brightly on his lush livery of scarlet-green-

Fred said there could well

Freeny-bronzo over the tullp- Miss Hathaway's cottage, also and-gold coal, green plush

scled lawns by the AvOD. on the cannery, the cars, the breeches, tricorne hat in black be 50,000 people

Stratford today, and and gol white silk gloves and situations to cope with, but he tied Mr Levi Fox, MA, FSA, im Hamlet and Lady Mac- the Avon air was full of noises, Four of his characters guard aluminium works, the brewery, and the gramophone shop, where buddied shoes felt full of beans and cound who, as director of the Shake- bell conning the theatre, and sounds, and sweet airs.

quote Shakespeare speare Birthplace Trust, brings Falstaff and Prince Hal keeping For £18 a year Fred has been any emergency that might all the brains of an Oxford re- tabs on the takings at Wilson's Stratford is A stage where

and he will rise. They once tried to catch teurch scholar to the task of bulyard across the river. these 16 years,

every man must play a The be having himself him out as a dental conference, organising undoubtedly

big bean-

part not least William Shake- 1 ball with all the big-wigs but Fred upped and gave them: feast. The boss man, Charming In the theatre, we watched peare, St. George, and Perry

Proteus playing Beadle to the Bord "By this hand I will supplant chap. Had the job of feeding Valentine and

deing Como.. during the there. Early in the morning he some of your teeth," from The Coventry

biltz. their stuff In Two Gentlemen of Reckons the will have served breakfast to his Tempest.

altendance with Verona. Outside it, we saw Ted boarding-house guests in Broad Lane, bathed his feet against the

the their stuff on the door Te labours of the day, and had his

explaining what

جيلة

con-

There,

wait for you Charlle Tupper's taxi, you will And the heart

Merrie of England revealed in a series of patriotle announcements Lerning today's race-meeting, a rock 'n' roll session, suspension the sheep-dip regulations, and the positive appearance of Mr Dan Dalley in Viva Las Vegas!

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However, you will catch up on culture at your hotel, where arrival of the annual American avalanche Is once suitably signalled again being in a Tudor rash of oak beams, Elizabethan I plumbing nt Elizabethan I prices, les that looks liko bath-water, and ball-water that looks like ten,

The Beadle

Bul Hank and Helen, doing Europe from Wisconsin, seemed quite happy about it all when met them inspecting the forest of while flagpoles along Bridge Street,

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True, they cannot get in to nod the Merchant of Venice at the Memorial Theatre, but Hanit has

sixpenny programme

lo show the Elks back home, and there a plenty going on in the town.

Country dancing in the Ban- croft Gardens the Mummers; 70-did diplomats clutching postes of primiuses, unfurling Bags, and listening to J. B. Priestley at the festivni lunch; martial music; processions all over the place.

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