THE CHINA MAIL, SATURDAY, APRIL 30, 1960.
BY
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SACKY'S DIARY JACKY Mendelsohn Sai
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© Mother Deer we. Sally Fear our Mittens, We Have Losted
So then the MOTHER / What lossep Your Kitten Said:
"Mittens, You NORTY. KITTENS? Then You Shall have no Pie!
Wait
The 3 Little Kittens They found
There's Their Mittens, so they begun to more CRY, CWhat A LUNCH of CRY BABYS) Yet
Mother Deer See REAR, SEE hear, our Mittens WE
Half found!
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said:
What found Your Mittens, YOU GOOD
Little Kittens?
•Then You Shall hAVE'
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Some Pie! The End. Sickseed, CRY, CRY Agains
Your Friend,
Jacky,
BULMER'S FACED DEATH IN HONGKONG
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BULMER'S
"YOU have cancer."
The doctor's voice was slow and deliberate.
Ken Noyle, known throrghout Europe, Australia and the Far East as the King of Clowns, swallowed hard as the word pounded in his cars.
"We'll have to operate im mediately to give you
any chance of furthering your life." The doctor's eyes narrowed as he leant close to Ken, "it's your only chance in the world."
Ken composed himself, and hsked as calmly as he could, "Doctor, is there any hape that it could be something else?"
The sun
Ken shrugged his shoulders, smiled and firew back. "Don't be silly, old boy, really, I have Show "pening night tonight.
must go on, and all that rot you know."
The doctor obviously aghast stood in front of Ken Incredu- lous at what he had heard.
"This is your life we're deal- ing with, not an opening night," he spluttered,
Ken stood up, straightened lac "Candidly Mr
the himself, "I don't mean to Nozie, chances of it being mething difficult, doctor, but I'll ring you else would be about five
tomorrow and we'll see about this business then, I have a re- cont."
hearsal to cutch."
per
Now "Oh well, that's that. about the operation?" Ken queried.
and I " said immediately,
Mr Noyle, Inmediately menu tomorrow at the very latest."
Mummy and Baddege,
School is going for but summer hols
are not for any and fan luking forward Leif Home to Hong Kong. "Please please let me fly Socienie
cert w wonderful
again? They
to me bait time........ The CUISINE (not just food was wonderful, The scrive was wonderful... Oh werything wa
wonderful. This treated me life a princess all the thay home.
Be sure and lood me Spissen Lots of love from Your panpered
princess.
•Catwing
Yahdi's
(JL. KJ
Ken strode from the surgery
leaving the protesting doctor be-
hind.
He was out in the fresh now.
air
NIGHTCLUB
"I have cancer, I have can-
repeat cer," he continued to quietly to himself.
The sun was shining brightly
By Steve Dunleavy
be
and the rays felt warm on Ken's ing. that terrible unseal feeling bare arms. "How many more
returned," Ken added,
"I got a very quessy feeling inside of me which would days will I feel the sun ke
over in his That night was "zero 'night," impossible to explain with this," he turned mind....
Ken's big opening. And. ng words. everyone expected it was one of the biggest openings In Hong- kong for a long while.
A
very healthy and Ver much alive Ken Noyle shouted me a drink the other day.
"These first few minutes after the doc told me the news. I just never forget them,
Dying
a
"It's amazing how quickly person can realize how serious something is,
and "Once I shook myself said 'stop thinking crazy things," I was alright.
"After composing myself little I picked up my equipment and made off for a rehearsal."
Ken swaggered carelessly into the nightclub, approached agent. David Wolf, and simply
minur missed his plight as operation.
dis-
"When I used the word 'miner' I almost burst out laughing at the prospect of what my agent would say if he knew what was going to happen that following week,
"As far as I was concerned I was a dying man, but then the feeling of oh I'll be alright came back, and after that feel-
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WEEKEND
"All I could think of was to get the operation over and con- firm the news that I was go- ing to die."
An almost
breathless man
Little did the applauding audience realise that the nuggety dressed in the smiling man comlest outfit was lurching was wheeled into the operating around the stage in the shadow theatre.
of death.
The doctors prepared. Minules "Sounda a bit dramatic I licked away, seconds ticked know, but it did ring true of a away, the operation grew closer.
grade Hollywood trasle, B
Ken took a deep fearful breath movie."
the ns the bulky frame of masked doctor towered over his motionless form.
In professional stage terms, that first night Ken "killed 'em."
. And for the five following nights Ken "killed 'em." Encore after encore rang throughout the nightclubs for the man who thought he was living on ber- rowed time.
Queasy
"Then after my five zero nights in which I certainly did kill them, came the zera day in which I thought I was going to be killed," Ken quipped.
When Ken went to the surgery he Zaced three grave-faced doctors who told him of the risks of the operaffen and the per- centage of success.
GAMBOLS
MEETING NOU HAS MADE OUR HOLIDAY
ITS OCEN WONDERFUL
YOU AREST COME AND SEE US WIEN
YOU COME NORTH
"I just thought 'well this is it' and closed my eyes se the doo- tor injected the anaesthesia. Then I just faded."
One hour, two hours, two and A half hours of methodical but angulshed toil from the doctors.
first Expert manipulation, class surgery-altogether a faultless operation.
Half an hour later the fami- liar but blurry figure of
doctor returned.
the
›
"Mr Noyle," he paused, “Mr Noyle can you hear me?"
Ken's pale faced wrinkled as he bared his eyes to the white light.
"Mr Noyle can you hear me?” over now and there's nothing to
worry about."
he repeated.
Ken could hear him quite well now. He wasn't sure what the doctor was going to say.
Tumour
I was
To be quite honest more scared that he was going to say something like he hasn't got the results of the operation
yet?"
But he did have the results.
"You're going to live a long all over time, Mr Noyle, fl's Just a vasty, tumour but it's all
By Barry Applely
BYE BYE ANO DON'T FORGET
TO WRITE
WELL WE MANAGED TO GAT AWAY WITHOUT GIVING THOSE TWO
BORES OUR ADDRES
"I didn't say anything for a while but when I began to re also that I was going to live I must admit I cried."
Two nights later Ken swag- gered carelessly into the right- club.
"How did your tile trouble
come on, Kent his agent asked.
He smiled. "nothing serious," he "Oh just as expected, Dayld,"
added as he looked at his watch.
"Hey, I'm late! Get the band ready, will you? I'm really going to kill'em tonight.”
Ken Nuyte did just that,
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