1959-11-07 — Page 3

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I suggest that if, ha, had carried his head under his arm or walked through a haystack. homebody might have been struck by something odd. A moaning figure, appearing sud- denly, is more likely to start a rush for autographs than to frighten people. "OW, Royl It's Bippy Mango!""

Ashura at bay

We wish to reclate a inaidding what shows that vore English maydung Gre more minanserpalted than Persian ones. A phan maydun-from the ordguns hath ritten in liphaticks on Ashura's boater hat, with luv to Athura." Himagen the face of Mr Aakura if she came hoame from the markit in {Thurraliðad and found Ashura's dealer hangering on the wrack with auch wurdz of luv on it in akarit Uphaticks. Rizamughan sayeth I have broke her hart. Kázbulah sayeth she will gets ovah it. I hoape to, pleeze, ho ver....

Twenty Years of Uproar

Her immoblilty before begins to sing is most impressive.

(Music critic.)

UDGETY angers mako the audience nervous by kerstch- ing their heels against the plane, or blowing their noses loudly, or giggling behind their hands, or putting their tongues out at the accompanist. On the other hand, immobility, if 100 pro- longed, becomes tedicus "and provokes shouls from the audience: "Get on with it!"

| Keen eyas detect swindle INOT a day paseos without

someone reporting a mam- moth potato, an elephantine carrot, or a gigantle tomato. The only gardener who entered a potato Ave feet high in an agricultural show bit off, na It were. more than the judges could chew. It was found ia be seventeen potatoes glued together, and he was ~ disquai- Aed. "When we saw the glue," said a judge, "we suspected a trick."

(London Express Service),

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