A. HITLER
WILHELM
HAPOLEON
PHILIP
Spain
MEDAL
THE CHINA MAIL,
SATURDAY, ́ ́MÁY
1059, 00
-(London Express Service.),
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JACOBY
Evil Weapon ACOS
UPPOSE for a moment that every day you went
on BRIDGE
recommended as a general
to work your colleagues ignored you, acted as if you simply didn't exist; that every time you WEST'S three spade bid is not spoke you were greeted, at best, with surly silence. diet for bridge players' but And suppose that went on day after day, week things had been going badly for after week, month after month. How long could ing to give up the rubber with-
you bear it?
The victim of such prac Recently, a leading trade tico has been "sent to unlonist, Sir Thomas Yates, Coventry." The practice former chairman of the British Trades. Union Congress, lashed originate among English out at those who send colleagues schoolboys as punishment "to Coventry." for offenders against their codes. In schoolboys, it la reprehensible, Among adults, it is brutish.
Ho fold Scottish trade unionists that the best standarda of trade unionism were being undermined by
the USA "latz evil social weapon.”
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And yet, repeatedly, this Inhuman treatment Пля And he paid a possibly un- been meted out by certain Intentional tribute to the Press Scotsmen that trade unioniste in Britain to because of the by telling the
publicising any colleague who dares to this practice the pubile impres disagree with them. They alon of trade unionism was zuf- do it, they bleat, in the fering, considerably. intoresta of "class solidarity."
-Peter Burgoynė..
him all day and he was not go-
out a struggle,
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"Talk with Khrushchev, eh? You British don't seem to know
how to stand up to dictators,”
SOME people run for a bus and catch it; some run for it
and miss it; and some are convinced they would drop dead if they tried to run at all.
Arrange those three groups in descending order of health. Probably you have no hesitation in placing them in the order given. In fact, it could well be otherwise. Some people worry too much over their health; some too little.
And to everyone, sooner or later, comes the odd, unexplained and slightly sinister twinge,
What is your repetion? Does your mind run the whole gamut of Korrifying possiblities? Or do you reject utterly the thought that any of those things could happen to pow?
One thing is certain whether
the symptoms be real or imagi- -
ary, your meniul atitude
wards matters
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of health is of
fundamental importance,
Could it be that your attitude needs a little straightening out? The questions below will hel you to find out.
1 When you're in the bath.
room in the morning de you: --
(a) look at your tongue in
the mirror?
(b) gargle?
(*) netther?
2 You have a chance to have
your chest X-rayed free.
Do you:-
un
the
(a) accept it grounds that it is just us well to know how you *r**
(b) refuse
it on the grounds that It is tan- necessary?
not
(e) refuse it because you
would rother know if there is any thing wrong
with you?
(d) refuse it because of
the fear of radiation?
Do you visit your doctor:----
(A) for regular check.
ups?
(b) for occasional advice? (c) only when driven to
It by genuine illness or such a rundown
state that you feel you can't go on?
4 Do you ever hoard left- over medicines against the day when you have (by your own diagnosis) the rame Illness again? -
(x) Yer,
(b) No.
fever)
you!-~
(a) stay
5 With a bad cold (but no In full awing, do
at home, not necessarily In bed. keep warm, get lais of rest, and step up Intake of fluids and vitamins ?
(b) take to your bed, call the doctor frantically, and try to wheedie penicillin shots
Wunder dragy?***
(c) atu
your
or
pockets
with hondkerchicts.
A PAGE TO HELP YOU GET ADJUSTED TO THOSE ODD TWINGES
Are you scared to
face your doctor?
and
lolk
grimly about your ordinary bustness?
Since the Jung cancer
scare, have you:--
(4) stopped smoking alto-
Kether?
(b) cut down your smok
ing?
(c) switched
over fo
fitertip cigarettes? (d) sinaked the
amount?
(e) smoked more?
game
Faced with the prospect of a medical examination for
a new Inturance policy, would you:- (a) worry
In silence About what
(a) Take vitamin pills? (b) Take extra
green vegetables and fruit for this purpose?
deliberate
no
(c) Take
action at all? 10 What
1
towards wills?
Your titule obituaries And
(1) Acute Interest? () Vngue interes17 (c) No Interest?
How often do you weighi
yourself!
(a) Daily or weekly
any rate, regularly?
(b) When It occurs
you?
(c) Never?
to
they 12 You hear described the
night And, then per- haps "forget" the op- paintment or put t off on some prosexi?
(b) feel it was a routine
matter, and just go along and have the exum?
(*) sheive the whole idea rather than face the possible truth about your health?
8 It after a heavy lunch,
you feel a stabbing pain
symptoms of a diseasO that you hadn't previously known existed, Do you ever think "That's
Lt.
Now...
Firstly, turn your a's b'è and Lo's intỏ pointa
1. (0) 2. (b) 3, (0) 1.
Fu) 2. 181 1. (0) 3, (4) 6. (4) 3, (9) 2. For
2.
3
4.
flculty in breathing, do
0.
fal
In your chest and find dif-
You:
(a) alt tense and white- faced, worrying about It?
(b) gusp "coronary" to your secretary, and have her summon doctor?
(e) reinx until the dis-
comfort
disappears
and then forget the -posamenwhole Vloga
9 What about your vitamin intake? Do you!..
(b) 1
(b) 3, 107 1.
raz 5, the 3. 101 4. (6) 2,
2. (a) 3. (0) 2. (0) 1.
B. ful 3. 10) 2. fel
raj 3. 2. rot 1. fas 2, thy
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17
tu. 7) 3 (8) 1. (C)
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points émázímum d4) and take your medicine Hike a man
That's exactly what I have
(4) Yes,
(b) No.
your. 13 What Is
boucat opinion of you doctor? (a) A hack, a quack? (b) A traitied, competent 'man-but still a man, with any men's falt- ings and limitations? (c) A miracle worker, whose every move and pronouncement is Infallible?
14 What exercise da You
really take?
(a) A dobble an oc- casional set of tennis,
a languid swim, an energette round
croquel, etc?
(b) At least one major endeavour - ski-ing,
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serious hiking, bicycla trips?
(b) avoid
them Bke tho
plague?
ly?
(c) Asite as warrants
no mention
(e) use them occasional-
If you are overweight, do 17 Not on a diet, you srddenly discover you have lost 7ib. Do you:-
you:-
(n) worry about the cffect
it may have on your span of ilfe - and starve yourself so that los? weight you quickly?
(b) go on n diel almed at reducing your weight gently over a period of months?
(e) laugh and say you
like being fat?
16 What Is your practice in the use of tranquilliers, aspirins, constipation re- medies? Do you:-- (a) take them regularly?
what is your rating?
such matters You feel “ Nothing can happen to you.”
Probably you have dimesity sorteilmes in remembering the name of your doctor. But when you do become !!! you don't make the best pallent in the world
AND OVER: Oh, dear me, you sin in a state. Your with tude towards your health is us unbalanced as a novice tight rope walker. Anxieties are dis torting your views on heaith.
You are и hypochondriac boon and a blessing to chemists Bone people take up stamp collecting: your hobby in
BETWEEN 3 AND 4. You chat suletiid ill health you
haven't even nutteed the traine suffer from Never an epidemle
and stresses of this civilisation Rets past you. And are you sure
Not for you the mental conficts. you bitven't the fat twinge o But beware your waistline. It regret that you were barn too
you don't use four feat more the late to swot up on the symptome come when her dla: Lør: the: Black Deathy 2 P
-appear out of pight. You are not—–
able to functional newdliches, but I'm preuared to out YOU STO 18-30: You think volt are not a stronger to the occasional tough and rqVERNAVORSING CG-avrtiter=auniight= "don't concern yourbelt enʊugki about your hesth You have Con unexive an attitude towards
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ARE ABNORMALITIES ON THE RISE?
UAL monstrosity that is the latest term
DUAL
which is being bandied about accusingly, and controversially, in relation to radioactivity.
being born.
By John Waxmore
with a parasite attached to his breastbonn in the form of a partially-formed child that breathed, moved its body, some- times slept, but never increase-å in stature. *****
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Radiation, suspect whenever merely spread across the world there is a prolonged spel! of because the means of publicis-
But to returd to the sugg¢%= unseasonal weather in any part ing the birth of Slamere twins ward, but ‘fused' at the waist- tion-camera, ls for from being tion that radiation may by of the world, is now being còn- are more readily avaliable and and possessed of only one leg so. For, after the first shock to responsible for an increase in aldered as a probable factor in more far-reaching today than apiece.
the sensibilities, most viewers monstrous D. births, either of accounting. for an increase in they have ever been before?
They have been raised under acem to be magnetised to the twins in fusion or any other. the number of Siamese twins True, the 'original' Slemese close medical supervision, and screen while the remarkable abnormalities, it is not possible twins who provided a popular an astounding ilm has been record of the twins" dovelop to say whether there has been Scientists are divided in their name for these conjoined dual- made of their upbringing and ment is unfolded.
any such increase because opinions on the matter--as births were the Eubject of development stage by stage. It
records have ever hoen kept. ·- usual. Some scoff at the idea plenty of publicity in
So much for the Impact their infim that shows how they
of Scientists seem to be more or that there to any connection be- ilme. Born In Slam of Chinese were trained to co-operate from publix med exhibitions, in active poisoning can and docs today compared less agreed, however, that radio- tween nuclear explosions and parentage in the year 1811, and babyhood, to co-ordinate
their with the the ratio of births of Siamese with breastbones united by a actions so that they can now which the 'original' Siamese cause genetle damage; and in twins; some say that there is no band of flesh, they lived, and stand the two legs which twins figured, although it Is proof of any such connection, matured and grow old, making they share, are able to walk, to hardly necessary to say that the but infer that it may well be money by exhibiting themselves climb parallel bars in a gymna- Russian film has been made in there is a connection.
In masy lands, and dying at alum; and, as regards their the interests of science and not But whatever the views that last in 1874 at the age of sixty- mental activities, they are now exhibitionism." different schools of scientific three,
being educated, very much in thought are taking on this question. It seems that no figures, have been authoritatively produced to corroborata the im- Bul though they wore giyen shown in and beyond the Soviet monstrous fusion, including the pression which has been formed, a good deal of publicity, A was - Union. Millions already know phenomenon of two heads on a in the minds of many peopja modest enough when measured the face of these Utile Russian single body, a single head with ở the impression that the fren against the stir that can be victims of an abnormal - bleth, two necks and two complete. kish, “abisormal birth of twina: caused nowadays by unuotal; and are familiar with their ̧” trunks' and two pairs of logs, · on an international scale. That linked together in fusion has be occurrences, Como a micro commonplace eventua "tian in previous smorutions,
*In-It not -- likely that the im- pression is quite "falen, und das
the same way as ordinary children,
There are different, grades of
It is a film which has been
America, a special Congressional sub-comanities ол · radiation cautiously estimated that, after thirty years of nuclear weapon testing, there was likely to be on annual total of eight · thou- mand cases "of grom mental and physical deformity as a ** All things, „considered,
scientists might to serve. [humanity best of all by strip- tho for a wystematic examina- tion of the whole question
We story. Incidentally, the tire and many other fantastic variae, mould be more, to the point
- Consider, for ⠀⠀ Instance, the faces are singularly happy, and, Lanas. "Thara havo...teven: bren than "arguing, theorising, or case of a Esmian pair of con- a story, which could seem ras instances, of parasito-bearing. * estimating, avorrimating, "that Jolned twins, each a separate pollent as well as frazley in its creatures—like an—18th-century -- de, unthout being in porretion idently from the wall up... namalion by the revealing mo- Ithian who grew to manhood of all the attainable facts,
(3) go straight around to your doctor and ask for his opinion?
(b) ask yourself why- and then try to im- prove the diet, take more vitamins,' catch up on your rest, ask your doctor for tonte?
(c) take your belt in a notch or two and not worry about it?
18 If you feel that, for your age, you are not quite in Tip-top condition, are you doing anything about it? (B) Yes. (b) No,
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Opening lead-da “?
North was not going to be shut out and his four no-trump (Blackwood) was on the over- bld side. East got right into the act and bld five spades and South's double was on all pur-
pose bld. It was supposed to show the three aceshy would have shown I left tỏ himself and if North wanted, to pass that would be all right too.
North went to six hearts and when it got back to West ho kept the fog flying with a bid of six spades. He could not moko ít but he did not care. No one was going to make vidnerable alam against him,
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North doubled but when it gol to South he could not stand prosperity. He had a vory, blg hand and decided that his part- ner had to have the fourth ace. South went to seven hearts and the East-West gambling had paid off.
In fact, East doubled the slam so they picked up 200 points,
Needless to say South's grand stuni bld was very bad. When North doubled the six spades ho told his partner that they could not make seven. South, should have believed him.
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Answer on Monday
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