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YOUR BIRTHDAY

SATURDAY, MAY 31

THE CHINA MAIL,

This Funny World

SATURDAY, MAY 31, 1958.

.BY STELLA

PORN today, you are strictly an individualist. Your nature is a

you are sometimes you don't ever understand

your own renetions. You often seem to be guided by an inner force over which you appear to have little or no control. It could be called "inspiration," "fate," "nevllability"or by half a dozen other names. You have a deep spiritual feeling, although you may not be at all conventional In the expression of religious devotions.

It Is koly that the stars have given you some one outstanding creative gift which must find expression it you are to reach any personal contentment in the world. Your life appears to run in cycles some good, some unfortunate. Saturday seems to be your best day of the week in which begin a new project and January In any year is most likely to bring some exciting and pleasant "good cycles" and plan to Тестя to walch for the accomplish your most effective work during theed periods. When your energy appears to be at low ebb, then is the time to zest, relax tensions and rebuild your energies for the next active cycle,

event.

You have a sound instinct for a good business deal, and although your intergals do not run toward money-making, per se, you are considered a good provider. You are astute enough not to tackle any project which has a borderline success potential. As a rule, you know how to choose a sure thing.

Since you enjoy perlods of quiet contemplation, you will need to select your marriago partner with great care. It must be someone who understands that at times you are gregarious and at other times you want to be left strictly along!

Among those born on this date were: Walt Whitman, poet; James Jeffrey Roche, author and poet; William Rockefeller, Frances Alda, singer, and Charles Greeley industrialist; Mine,

Abbot, astrophysicist,

To and what the stars have in slore for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday alar be your dally guide.

SUNDAY, JUNE 1

GEMINI (May 22-June 20)— Full moon brings super- delive day for all your efforts, Don't be too busy to keep an eye out for romance!

can

HAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)-It plagued by a tegal nui- ter, put your best foot forward. Your personal appearance count for you now,'

(Dec. 23-Jan. CAPRICORN 420)-Combine ♫ community affair with romance! There may for be a wedding this month someone near and dear to you. AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19) -Honours may come to some young member of the family. It could be a scholarship, If one is needed.

CANCER (June 22-July 23)- The new munth opens on note of success. If planning trip, this could be a fine day to clart.

LEO (July 24-Aug. 23)-- Be progressive in tackling some the projet which Involves Pappiness of a member of the youngest generationi

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Hep!, 23)--- T'ersonal affairs involving the paternal de of your family

Do inay come to the fure. ignoro a ruinantie trend, either, LIDFA (Sept. 24-Oct, 23)- A short triperhaps by water can bring pleasure, Having an carly vacallon? This would be fun for you,

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar, 20)— Affairs concerning your parents may need careful consideration. If an anniverary, make appro- priale plans.

ARIES

(Mar. 21-Apr. 20)-

A long-hoped-for dream, could materialise today. The rewards of past labours should be har- vested now.

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A COLUMN OF THE UNUSUAL ABOUT PEOPLE AND PLACES AND THINGS

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In six healthy pups in Memphis, She has been toki not to go FREEDOM OF Women

bashing about near that phono DRESS?

trousers were Tennessee, criticised by The professor in charge såld -bdeln. London älvorce judge. "English the dog had been given massive

of anti-radiation drug, RETRIEVER Rufus, a golden retrl- women," he cald, "have taken to doses

subjected to 25 per cent RETRIEVED Labrador walking about in skimpy te then

aver, swallowed a normal fatal trousera

between more something

effects of alonile radiation. key chain complete with three what, oriental enolles war and

keya. They were removed at Cruikshank portrait of Ollyer Twist.".

JUST FANCY&eme bady the ford capital of the THAT

seemed to be People's Dispensary for

And Hutus has re- wanting to get Alinals. a man

wwear through on the phone from M: covered.

Walter Montgomery's hòmp in Glasgow.

Bill Graham the GRAHAM yesterday but switchboard operator could hear TALKS SEX up to sex in

"his" crusado A WALKING U.S. Police only "odd colsen."

Mont- the Gpw Palace, San Francisco. So police called Mr ARSENAL arrested a

IUS view-"No age has over schoolboy with gomery from his fruiterer's shop,

he want with two emphasised sex mere and en- yellow hands' in pomptun lakes, and along New Jersey. The yellow stain detectives, expecting burglars. Joyed it jess. Now that we are do what we ilka we came from the most deadly of a Cautiously ho opened his door-free to

Many walt but don't like what we do. nothing lay In explosives. but quantity of stolen

seven-month-old people are growing sick of their playful The youth was described as a his

sex lucript." enough Labrador puppy Cherie. "walking orserial" with explosive to "blow up half the town."

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"No. I'm not playing butcher, silly. I'm an atomlo scientist."

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BY THE WAY .

by Beachcomber

READ that those who have television sets ant loathe the soon be able

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Opening lead-�↑

except

that

TODAY'S band is the same as

yesterday's West has opened a trump. How can you make the hand against this trump opening and the 6-1 club break?

left

the

.

THE LAST Driving 10,000 miles WORD across Africa is 46- year-old Bill Gib- He son of Fareham, England. Have up a good job because he Its wife "craves adventure." gave him permission, but added: "Don't get lost.

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THE LADIES Russian women

PROTEST

coldiers have written a lofter to the British Women's Royal Army Corps asking for support to end nuclear tests.

RAY KILLS A death-ray has OR CURES been invented by a retired electricni States. engineer In the United

claims his Galen Hieronymus electronle device con "kill or cure" people thousands of miles away. U.S. Army scientists re- fuse to comment on the inven tion.

HE emotional "beauty queen" limits. Even the boa-constrictor who burst into tears when may hope for a warm hat or a kissed by & mayor was doing flexible overcoal. Nevertheless. to know how, Overwhelmed I would like the right thing,

adjusted You start by winning the The whole exactly, the pythons by the sadne of

Where did they opening lead and playing the business she yielded to an Im- their bedsocks.

And wear them?

were ther

uce' and a small, club, It clubs pulse of her better nature.

did they reward break 4-2 or better, you only It is only the trivini-minded grateful, or

need rust one club in dummy queens who laugh when saluted such thoughtfulness with noth- Misic Ing but an ugly sneer. like the

and the second trump lead can't by a civle dignitary.

refused giraffe who was given an enor-

hurt you. However, West ruffs Slopcorner has always

It is in mous muffler by the Leighton your low club and leads another the mayoral kiss.

Buzzard Zoological Circle?

trump, whereupon you are rincere," she once said, "and a

with two losing clubs and only mere mockery. The traditional Tek, tek

one trump for them. The hand hamper of beetroot, offered by

looks hopeless but it isn't. Note Counell in the Clerk of the

that queen of spades in dummy many seaside places, is more in programmes will

and the king of spades in to press a button which will set keeping with a ceremonial occa-

On the other hand, tolt a flash or a buzzer in the West hand. sion."

tho cerc studio, Happy days for

You do ruf one club in dum- has been said that "the

Is a etom! How long will it

my and retur monial kiss of a mayor

to your hand Now with the ace of spades. kind of certificate endeavour.

you just run out all your trumps and your last three cards will be your singleton heart and the

food than their owners, accord- king and a small club. Dummy

ing to the International Federa- will hold occ-small In hearts on of Agricultural Producers. There are nine million in Bri- and the queen of spades.

them East will be holding two clubs | tain, and between

they and hence will be dawn to one

consume canned food worth more than £24 million a year. heart only. West will hold two hearts and the king of spades. na

Now you lay down the king West will ho of clubs and squeezed. He won't be able to and throw the king of spades

discard therefore will have to down to one heart. Now you

be

of

of divle before the crities, who perpetu-

ally denourice that rudeness any sign of disapproval in a will start shrieking of the about the bad manners ony Kaper?

Anything for a change

FILM actress has A A plained

Pythons in clover.

Her two seven-foot pythons theatre, wore beisecka. (News item.)

THEN I come ncross

thing as glorious as that in

the templa my paper 1 resist tion to read on. It is perfect us It stands, and is evidence that

SCORPIO (Ock 24-Nov. 22) TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)-kindness to animals knows Family affairs may evine to a head now. The plans of re- Jailver may have on influence Can your own activities,

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This is a day for leisure-time hobbles, Join others with similar interests in your favourite nell- vity.

ORN today, you are a natural leader. Since you are used to having your own way, you are inclined to be just a little more Since you are practical, than Impatient when you don't get it! effetent and have excellent Ideas of how to carry viú any project, You enjoy giving you usually end up at the head of the line! Edvice, but you object to taking it! However, since you are a storn disciplinarian, you learn that there are timen when it is necessary to take direction--from others if the over-alt good, is to be achieved.

undertake

You are annoyed at the necesally for having to delil work and will probably learn, early in your career, to delegate such jobs to these who can do it with more grace. Your laste is impeccable and you abhor the mediocre. You want the boat or nothing.

You have moods which sometimes throw you into the depths of despair, but you recover and the next moment you are on the heights again. Discover that your life appears to run in cycles Once you of three three good things, three disappointments. have learned in operate on this schedule, you will be assured that tomorrow can always be a better day: Cultivate optimism,

You women make fine mothers and home managers, walie quite young, for you will want a large family. greatest happiness and contentment will revolve around your own

home.

Wed

Your

Mergorete Among those born on this date were: Mme. Matzenauer, ringer; John Drinkwater, poet and dramatist; John Maselleld, poet; Jacques Marquette, explorer; Mark Hambourg, planist; Brigham Young, Mormon leader; Raymond Hubbell, com- poser, and Ernest Fux Nichols, physielst.

To and what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the correspond paragraph. Let your birthday ater be your 'dally gulde.

MONDAY, JUNE 2

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GEMINI (May 22-June 21)- The progressive aspects tinue and you can actively press o injor project. Make coninels.

new

werding day of san?pag

cloa

to you. Be heighbourly and you will make some new trends.

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 213-

wiilch Allend to legal affairs

Empley- need your attention. ment matters may also come up In for consideration,

CANCER (June 22-July 23)- There is a highly speculative treed in today's activilles. Re: cyal, the over-all aspect is good

LEO (July 24-Aug. 23)- Promote a real estate deal and anticipate an excellent prodi, but curb your desire for even a calculated risk!

VinGụ {Aut. 24-8ept 23) Begin the new working week unler auspicious circumstances exceptional strides As make toward your goal.

com-

LIBRA (Sep 24-Oct. 21)— You may advantageously bire business and pleasure to- day. Invite on important per son to lunch!

SCORPIQ(Oct. 26-Nov. 22) If a retail merchandising, you should find profits are ex- cellent now. Prople are buying what you have to sell

SAGITTARIUS (Noy, 23-Dec. 22) you have made careful plans for a job, then today is the time to effectively Instru ment the lueprint.

23-Jan.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 20) new contract involving real estate cati bo muccessfully drawn up in your favour loday. short trip polild be involved!. AQUARIUS (Ian. 21-Fch. 19) ---The Jinjp are selling on You now. Your best efforia should bo rewanted materially. Plan a social evening.

PISCES (YOH. 29-08ar. 20)—— You will find that in-pperation with someone who has similie. interests will further your an abjetiva naw.

ARIKS (MENr. 11-Apr. #9) -*-*- A romantic day. It could be the

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that the

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TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner continues with i bid of three no-trump. What do you do now?

Answer on Monday

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By LEONARD BARDEN

(1 403)

Here is a position from actual play. White to move and win.

Solution No. 5408: 1 R-QU ch, PXE; 2 B-Q5, K-K6; 3 R-B3.

London Exprese Berston

THE ANIMAL Cats and dogs

ANIMAL

In Britain cal WORLD

canned more

THE LAST A Burglar broke into Britain's Wal- LAUGH

ton Prison, cracked a safe, and vanished into the night. Embarrassed guards, how- laugh: the ever, had the last cafe was emply.

FOR LITTLE Scaltering cap!- tal around the MEN

world is oll-man Bill Graham of Kansas. He is an a global tour to "help the

has Hille man." If anyone' sound business venture in mind he may advance the capital.

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PLANS FOR Aluminium foll balloons may be SPACE

used to explore the moon. U.S. scientists plan to pacic the baljeens in the nose- cap of a rocket, release and in- Date them near the moon, and then explore the surface by instruments.

ANGRY YOUNG Britain's MEN

Angry Young Mena band of best-selling literary reuels, have launched an international political movement with world government-as its main objectivė.

movement Leading the Bil Hopkins, Calls Wilson, and Stuart Holroyd. They are backed

politicians, br

urlists, and

writers.

SAFETY A beat-the-fog auto- EIRST matic landing system which will eliminate quab-down dangers and human error is being developed for British airlines by the Royal Air craft Establishment at Farn borough.

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may be a synonym of Sua word that procedes 11.

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2 FLIGHTS WEEKLY. TO

Manila

Choose Pan American's tourist-fare Rainbop service or Brst-class President scrylce

aboardl radar-equipped

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COMPANY?

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POSTMEN'S Postmen can stil DIGNITY keep their dignity by wearing brown shoes instead of black, the Bri dish Union of Postal Workere res From the word "GO":

| Tuled. But it shudders at the thought of postmen in brown suede shoes. "We can't have this sort of thing." it added.

BOYS AND GIRLS PAGE LATE

SOLUTIONS:

MCKINLEY

Winchesters

Antietam.

South

Mountain)

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NEVER TOO For fear of in- Juring his health a 107-year-old mon in Port Angeles, Washing- resolved to give up REBUS: Canton! ton, has smoking.

GONE BUT Only one man missed the bus REMEMBERED IT Bound mouth yesterday--the conductor. After half a mile the driver stopped. Eight minutes later a red-faced ognductor panted up. carrying a can of tea.

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MIRROR WORK: Battleship Maine: obtain a girl but not Ida Baxion; Leo Czolgozz.

MCKINLEY CROSSWORD: separately (8)

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2 Nonsense (5, 3).

the ranka?

3 Lovable little fellow! (4).

Mother grows old and doas 3 Jumper you can't wear (8).

ham (7).

13 Decimals do this (5),

10 Not often met with (4).

No not a tugboat (6).

Gold standardt (D).

11 Like a saw's edge (8).

17 A handicap to racing men 12 Creator of D'Artagnan & Co.

(4).

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(5).

(8).

10 Na king, though he wears a 13: Flora's

crown (5).

20 Troops beat it-in more than 14 Reppered?

one saree (7)

21 Works by Shelley? (4).

22 Harmony as a whole (5).

24 Is it fired at biillards? (0),

30 Melodramaule reniatk (0), 20 Tied up (0).

davoted attendant

and Possibly saltedt (8).

binger And 10 People who

upsetting (0). 22 Shakespeare character (4).

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JUMBLED BENTENCE: McKinley's favourite flower, the red garnspp. wie ruado tale flower of his nalivs riate, Ohio, when he died in 1901.

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