1958-05-20 — Page 5

This Funny World

THE CHÍNA MAIL, TUESDAY, MAY 20, 1958.

•JACOBY ON BRIDGE

WOMANSENSE

Page

"Now, Harry, stop and think; she can't give us away-who'd take us?"

YOUR BIRTHDAY ....By STELLA

TUESDAY, MAY 20

BORN today, you have a pleasant nature, You are inclined to be Father easy-guing, and sometimes it sakes a lot to get you moving. But Once you have inade up your mind, You are perevering, getting the job done competently and on time. Of take a little more dol

if you are to break fro and f

And blate complacent mediocrity into fame and fortune

The store have been kind in bericwing talents upon you-perhaps too kind, for you have so much ability along so many lines that it lacay for you to make a comfort- able living in any nonbre of pride. Your natural bent is toward Literary,

trilisicat romail.

ihe 孩

artistic. You womeon may be in.

Variety is your slow of life, and without it you tend to become bared with the stun que--but not bored enough to do anything, particularly about 1 Conquer this energetic tendency if you intend to set world on fires

the

htir

Your emotions are, near the face. You love and hate with equal intensity and are continually ewing- ing from one extreme to the other. You have a high temper which needs to be put under atries contral if your marriage is to be A rom- pletely happy one.

burn

on this date

Amang tire were: Sigrid Unset and lonore de Dalise author, Allan Nevina, als

terested in Interior decorating or torian: and Emil Berliner, acoustice drem design. There seems to be a continual balite in your nature bengineer and inventor.

tween the strong and the weak tendencies: The ambition lo eftali to fame anal the mental and physlest Jethargy which makes it diicult for you to work too hard at a job for Any length of time.

In

To find what the store have More for you tomorrow, miret your birthday mar and read the curres. panding paragraph. Let your birthe day star be your daily guide.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 21

TAURUS CAp. 21-May 30- A busy day at home or in the office, Deal will affairs affecting you f connection with public Interest.

GEMINI (May 22-June 21)

076 who needs it but who may limitate to ask.

YIBOO (ADS. 24-Sept. 231 Sucial contacts can prove highly productive of career or professional

A productive day for business, but Interests. Plan a journey, perhaps,

ince thene te ulso the

alr, don't give love the

CANCER (June 72-July 23) You are in the spotlight and a full meamire of weeen tould now be your. Get results,

LEU (July 24-Aug. 23)--

intuitions when I your comer to uffering your help to non-

Follow

CROSSWORD

ACTORS

1. Banciaátka, 19)

27. Üsme.“ (0)

-10 Wilber. (9)

11. FTIESpa). (4) 12. lova, (*1

18. They started with Kvs. (35)

HT. Oul's Dame. (5)

10. Mesure. (4) 21. Nearness, (91)

Quick preach. (4)

23. Water-givet. (4)

Old-time Winom. (5-4)

1. Chicken Jer.

BORD

2. Another girl's name. (6)

3. Woman chaser, 15. a)

4. Course cloth, (8)

6: Come to be seen.' (k, 41

Mumber. (4)

4. Dam, (43)

B. Neither

partner, (3)

♪. Pound TH

Abore. (3-5)* ad, vibes plant.

•16 Lost @ LIT.

(16) baitially a u1g city SCALE. (1,1,1)

1 Chabi, (4)

10. Insecte, (4)

CHESS

the local level to your advantage.

-

Gerber Bid Aids To Slam

By OSWALD JACOBY

THE Gerber convention

named after its inventor, John Gerber of Houston. It is similar to the Blackwood con- vention except that it uses the bid of four clubs to ask for DCE.

Il has one great advantage, You can ask for aces without getting past game. Its ad- that four clubs is vantage to likely to be valuable as П normal bid, Most experts gel around this by playing Black- wood normally and when is obvious.

Gerber

Take today's North hand. You орет one diamond and your partner responds one heart. If he has two blank aces you have a alarm. If he has no aces you

can only make four hearts.

WEST MAQDA ❤72 +953

4K072

NORTH (D) 1

•

KQJ3

AKQJ 1087 43

SOUTH

47653

KAST

KJ 102

965

➜Q 160 4

A 108+ +2

4A853

East and West vulnerable

North 14

East

South

West

Fass

Pass

4 4

Pass

Pass

Pais Pau

PAU

Opening tead—♣ A

Blackwood jeopardises Gerber doesn't.

FOR

THE GARDEN PARTY: CYCLAMEN PINK

TWINKLING fairy lights in the Caribbean night. That was the setting in Georgetown and this is the magnificent dress which Princess Margaret wore at a reception and garden party for 1,500 people.

The dress is a full skirted evening gown in cyclamen pink tafela. The skirt is puffed up in a sideway line with the fulness held with Rose du Barry ribbon. The entire dress is embroidered with apple blossom in tones of rose pink, cherry, and silver.

drawing by ROBB

BOYS AND GIRLS

MAGAZINE

Punch's Two Bold Fish

--Butch and Bully Once Knocked Off Policeman's Ilat-

By MAX TRELL

44AR PUNCH," Knart,

"M" Shadow Boy with

Turned About Name, asked old friend, "did you ever Carge.goldish?"

the

the

his

keep

Mr Punch was sitting in bis Charles Solomon, president of rocking chair by the window. the ACBL sat North at the He had just shut his eyes (for il wan a ilme when he usually took Alid-South Regionals in Jack-.

and for n Bernard his afternoon nap) zon. His pariner was Tighe, president of the Midmoment or two, he remained South Conference.

allent without opening his eyes. Knarf thought he was asleep.

"Mr Punch," he began again, ""did you ever-

They were playing for the Best me and had riot agreed to play Gerber but Charlic took a chance that his partner would recognise four clubs as a

Gerber bid.

Bernard got the message and LIDRA (Bapt. 24-Nov Combine pubile and private

did big four spades if show his effectively. Deal with the public on two aces. (In Gerber four dia-

monds shows aces, elc).

SCORPIO [Oct, 24-Nov. 22)--

Now Charlie had no Stick to essentials if you are 19 about bidding alx hearts and they obtain the best, promilie results were one of the few teams la Sidestep unimportant factors.

the room to reach the lay-down

SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. 22)-slam. Partnership brushiens affairs are, Inking shape Brul need to be handled edrally to bring loling succem.

CAPRICORN (Dec, 29-3, 20)— Comblio career affairs and family matters effectively. Get the beat posible response from your auccess potential.

AQUARIUR

(Jan. 21-Fob, 10 J Step up your productive efficenty on the job. You will find it pays of when the time fur palaty evaluation arrives.

PISCES (Foh. 20-Mar 20) The time element la important ląs day. See that every moment counte for something vitally important.

ARIES Char 21-Apr. 2D)-- A letter from out of town miny bring you news of an important business change. Could be for the better, too!

BLO

qualms

4CARD Seridens.

Q-The bidding has been: West 14

North East South 1

Double ?

You, South, hold:

AK JE 1 Q3104 $110 9 4 3

What do you do?

A-Bid one no-trukup. This abould be much better than ono heart.

TODAY'S QUESTION

West pattes, your partner blus two clubs and East bids two hearts. What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

Women's World

Kept Bold Fish

Punch told Knarf about

his bold fish.

replied Mr of the water, high up into the "Yes, my boy," Punch, suddenly opening his air. Every time Butch jumped eyes. "I certainly did keep bold out, I heard him saying: "I'll get -fish."

up there yet!*

"Bold fish?" said Knarf surprise. "I said goldßsh." "And I said bold Ash," Punch told him.

In

"Then Bully would jump out of the water. I heard him soy- Ing: 'No, you won't! Because I'in Mr going to get there first **

"Say, what were they trying "What are bold fish?" asked to do?" naked Knart "Jumping Knarf,

out of the water like that?""

"What they were trying to do was this," replied Mr Punch

There was in emply canary cage hanging from a hook up

"They're Just what the word means," Mr Punch answered.

Kaart knew the meaning

the word "bold" He said to rear the ceiling of the room. himself that it meant brave and courageous end daring.

Mr Punch, meanwhile, seem ed about to shut his eyes again

They were trying to jump into the canary cage. You never saw such bold fish in all your fe."

"I never heard of Ruch

and continue his interrupted thing," said Knarf. "What else

nap when Knart said: "I never did Butch and Bully dot"

heard of bold fish, Mr Punch,

to

but I certainly would like hear about them. What did your bold fish do that made them bold?"

Mr Punch now sat himself up and smiled.

Throwing Stonos

said

"Another time,"

Mr Punch, "I heard someone throwing stones against the "I be glad to tell you all wall, I looked into the room.

I know about the bold fish that Sure enough, there were Butch

I once kept. There were two of and Bully throwing the pebbles them."

out of their aquarium, knocking

"What were asked Knarf.

their names?"

them against the walls of the

I had to scok them s room. verely, But do you know what named the boldest thing was that they London.

"One of them was cord claimed by the Dagenham

Butch," said Mr Punch. he ever did?" PILONDE barmaids are banned Girl Pipers of Canada.

other was named Bully." two leading hotels in

The New Zealand girl plyers, Lincoln.

drums who carried pipes and They may be beauty queens of all the way, had broken the plain Janes, dress snarily, and world record by luncheon have the most beautiful hair break, completing about thirteen but If it's blonde they are miles in about four hours. Al- wasting their lime applying for together Jobs at the Saracen's Head or miles, stopped then because some had blisters on their feet.

the White Hort

In these words Mr Michael Jenleineon, director and general of the hotels, has

15 manager

By LEONARD BARDEN

Alius-

The following zame trates an opening trap well worth knowing; Black should have played

P-Q4

1 P-K1, P-KI; 2 KI-QBJ, K-KD3; 3 P—84, PXPTA

advertised bormald

they

inarched

23

Durban.

in

а vacancy for a DIANA DORS is back

ni

the

Saracen's

California. She is South Head: Good reference impor- Africa's leading hope in the frog at Angels Camp, tant, Lood wages, own room, Olympics permanent position, aged 25-33 California.

no blondes,

Diana Dora has alrendy made Why the ban "I've never liked a leap of 18 101⁄2in only 119 blondes and shall never employ short of the Olymple' record.

One

our hotele," Bald

Mr Jenkinson over the tele-

phone yesterday.

New York. N_ATTRACTIVE 25-year-old

To me peroxided blondes look Ads in Cowes, Inle of untidy, and is a shocking sight when their hair grows and Wight, has caused quite a stir in

the University of California. shows black at the roots,"

But what about a naturally On the first day of term Janet

the all

P-K6, -K2: 5Q-KI, K-blonde applicant? "Well, it Ramage walked Into

Kì1; 6 K-83. Kt-483; 7P- Q4. P-Q3; 8 KI-Q1, Q-QI; & KixP chi. Ked ( a

in PxP al ch); 10 II XE P 23; ÍÏ BXP. KKL-X2; 12 PXP, K–84; 19 P— Q5, Kt (83)—Q5; 14 Q-10. chi. Ktxq; 15 D- 145 mato.

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London Exprim Korbien

she had good references I male class in general, phynden. night relent a littlo," said Mr The students hopefully nude Jenkinson. "It's the peroxided the few remaining chairs into

her Ure of sighit. once I definitely bar."

Christchurch.

Instead of taking 'one Janet, a Doctor of Philosophy, walked up the lecture platforms and wald: ⠀ "I ban Blog Ramago, your Zuber Tighland Pipe Band has woman Instructor ever in the Christchurch Ladies instructor." Sho the Arst beaten, the wald's women-pipe,UNKTBENTY'S band's 12-miles sarching **= physica.

"Butch and Bully," repeated Knart, thinking to himself what strango names those were two fish.

for

Jumping Up High

"You can't imagine how bold Bulch and Bully were," con

"I used to tinued Mr. Punch. keep them in on aquarium that stood on a small table near the

window..

"What was the boldest thing ever did?" asked that they Knart.

"One ralny morning," said Mr Punch, "they jumped out of their aquarium and ran down the street. That was the last I ever saw of them. At the corner of the street, they knocked off a policeman's hat. Now what could be bolder than that?"

And while Keart was trying to think of what could be balder than that, Mr Punch quietly alid down in his rocking chair, "One day, as I came into the shut his eyes and went on taking room; 1, saw them jumping out his nop.

Rupert and the Silent Land—37

Before the echoes of Rupert's prices, but,Į 'daren's' tell them sợ.

Mimustn't talk1". The little. soce have died away all the queer little people leap from their chairs. çenatures look very unigry and as and croyed round him. They glare length one of them, who appears at him in aliwatanishment and, to be their leader, grabe Rupert, -Barsely that be backs against drags him along, a passage and the wall. Oh my, this is awful,” Barcely pushes him into a. mall," *** he thinks*** | quidn't help that "room

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