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This Funny World

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"Please Arthur-dry counting sheep one more time."

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by Beachcomber

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Swindon hould not be which works sideways. "Boller-

Inlased by anyone who Interested in drum curve tubes or, screw shaft lan evaporation Altera,

Commodore Grayling, who, showed me round and round, drew my attention to the newest vertical meam egonomiser, with Eutted cross-fotigs. It seemed to me to be enrly perfect as any vertical steam economiser cou be.

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eficiency." he said, "is all J of combustion per cabic yard." As we left, I heard ban give a concise order about Thermal units. There, I sold to inan 10 whom myself, is a bollers really matter,

Inconclusive conversation

MELANCHOLY volce sald: "My paper says that even whole The commodore's heart is in the Norfleld twin atomic power stations, are cost- multi-drum bolter, and there ug more." were tears of happiness in his eyes when he demonstrated for

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"I can put you on to a man," I said, "who makes small ones for personal use at He quile a ren onable cant." stared at me for a moment, and then sold: "Are you trying to be funny?" "Yes," said 1, "birt I am naturally sorry for you if you can't afford these things.** It may interest you to know," he sold, "that I was speaking of alonile power stations in general, as part of the nation's doesn't interest me at nil, snid 1. "Kindly mind your wai business."

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THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, MAY 16, 1958.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Défence Naps On Key Play

BY OSWALD JACOBY

is nice to have a pleasant, easy-going temperament but that docun't mean that you should relax and quietly go to sleep when defending

West really had no interest in his hand but did manage to lead the eight of hearts just in case his partner had something in that suit. East played the deuce and South won with the ten.

The queen of spades finesse lost to East's king and when East led the king of cluba West woke up long enough to signal enthusiastically with the

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East led back a heart in valn hope that his partner's opening lead had been a single- ton but school was out. It still required careful play for South to bring home his control bul Actually he was equal to it.

there were several lines of piny that would succeed and I leave them to you to work out.

West really had no excuse for not putting the ace of clubs on his partner's queen in order to let his partner trump the third Either East round of the suit. or South held the jack of clubs. man 15 If East behi it West's play mode no difference. Since South held it West had chucked the game right out the window,

night and day, WORKING

"Government experts" are still battline with a question

ordinary which the capable of deciding in about 30 seconds. Six years ago a royal commission, after PTJ- found study, decided thut tentative steps should be taken to tackle the hypocrisy of the betting laws. Nenrly Ave years later, working eight and day, the Government experts agreed that his revolutionary idea was worth considering. Working alght and day, they proceeded to consider it for seven months. They will probably soon be ready to recommend the setting up of committee "to study the whole question in relation to the Which com- present position." mittee, working night and day, fetc., cie,, etc.

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YOUR BIRTHDAY

BORN

FRIDAY, MAY 16

By STELLA

social will be the centre. of your ani

activity and you are not one to week outside interests. You women are the types to have A business career in 4tuition to managing home and family of your own. You will not be content with one and not the other.

today, you

Have eminently practical mind. You are dizelplined to face facts. You ELAY NOT accept things as they are, but may want to make changes. At least you start from a firm basis and o on fron, there. Your Intuition ectually are keen, but you Lice Jittle stock in them; yet you would be wise to do just that! The com- bination, when properly used, is a uuncut one to Deat.

You have a deep mind and, think clearly You believe that The traightent Une AL inderd. the

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shortest polate, and you use this theory In both thoughi and action. You are not the type to beat around the busti even a minor problem.

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In the shoreet polule time. You have a good memory and a shorp scrise of humeur. Although a sters disciplinarian in your work, you are sa entirely different

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You

Since you have an Ingar, strength Bat can ghi ageinet all kinds of to opposition, you and 1 dimeuls condone a lack of decisiveness, in others. You have a strong ethical pense and are not one to forgiva iheat wins get out of Une. To get along in this world, you must learn to make some allowances for the shortcomings Ind weaknesses of

those not as strong as yourself,

H. Seward, so! Willam

Among 11:ose bom, on this date were: H.E.

State under Lincoln Pip Dandorth Armour. Fnctistrizlist: ami Levi Parsons Mor ton, financler and diplomat. person ut

and 'To Brd whal the store have in alore for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corres ponding paragraph. Let your birth day star be your daily guide.

enjoy the comforts pleasures your own family, and when with them, your true afec tionale mature is best expressed.. 1 is likely that your own faintly group

TAURUS (Apr.

SATURDAY, MAY 17

21-May 21)—

22)**

A piramot kvely You ft is likely that you will have

can accomplish a lot, 3 in tooraing: plan a social prograinine for t

rafternoon and evening. GEMINI

{May ・ #2+June

SCORPIO [Det 24-Nov. donesile matters that need attem ing to, Call the family in for con- mitation, if necessary.

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You should be Able to have fun

BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec, #X)— today. Bome sports event in wiilch Forget about work today. Make the you may be taking part

ame for letting down tensions can bo

rejas. Allend horoughly enjoyable.

Bocial pleasant CANLER (June 12-July, 29)— gathering. Filth up any important work early. now project next work, do out on

think. Don't berin G

the town tonight.

LEO

CAPRICORN (Dec. 34šan, töjn. You could sign some bapers having to do with your fliture welfare and fuappiness. It's a romande day, A

(July 26-Aug173)-- wedding? There is romanes in the ale-If you must have time for 11 Clear Lie Klate this morning so that you can relax later on,

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readers to walk ramrod when I arrived at tall, sit tall, and think tall," she 4A2 VEJ976 $53 40785 I WAS sill straight

cannot told me-"you simply Elizabeth Arden's,

aver-estimate the importance of pink soul, straightening up. a Chinese silk wall- flanked by

A-Double. Business may be

Food.

TODAY'S QUESTION West passes and your partner bids two diamonds. East passes: What do you do now?

Antwer Tertiarrow

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 1)— Wuki up some businem matter which GAR been pending. Next {GE week begins a new cycls.

PISCHA (FA). 10-Mar

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until later ent, For now fintai Kane If you have shopping to do spring

Job: ready, begun. "Due" thing at a time do best.

Take an

Furnishings, perhaps for the hou thận should be a good day for h

in the communtert in the affair A tiras 10 cass in on work sarway In which you are completed. Postpone staring a new Interested. Keep messye,' out for job until Motors Get Tamed up tui

good 17 WOTGE, DEYE POOL

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women

Perched backed by

"All through winter marble paper and pillars, I noted the procession have been huddled into furs.

"Their posture, generally of well-curled and colourful customers exli-ing exuding speaking, is frightful, self-confidence.

lashes, dyed.

At left:

"COPA DE ORO”

A brilliant design, brilliantly executed in the softly, detailed mannor of "The Dross Sheath"...."Copa do Oro." The silhouette: a subtle crossing of inact bands suggesting the figure moulding dropo of the late day dress. The fabric: a triumph from the loom of the combin- lastex weaver ing the gentleness of precious metal. In natural, pink, or blue with gold "Shimeron".

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At right: "CHERIE"

The after-five look under the mid-day sun. As flattering to the figure as it is appealing

to the eye, this eloquent statemont in laco- touched elasticised bongaline could only be called...."CHERIE".

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BE TALL....

hands turned out but relaxed, shoulders down, head erec).

"Make them stand fall...."

experienced. You'll feel wonder- casy way to weight reduction→→ ful....inches taller."

via the table.

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At a flick of a switch my hips

On the way out I met a very rotated. Flick, flick, and my old friend going in and I eve shoulders repeated the rhythm.

the Uka Svirling

Sultan's favourite in a belly dance. gyrated-flat on my back.

you my word, I didn't recognisa her.

She had lost, 10 inches round her lum.

Also she stood so tall I fancy "The final shivers-from end to cod and the equivalent of 10 there was snow on the top of miles dorseback riding-left me her hat.

RECT as any Chardarnan I marched along to where Mins Thekno Holland CX- shaken but game,

But it was a white hat-so I wouldn't be certain,

Hey there you........yes YOU. Straighten

"And do tell them to pay A woman in a beaver coat special attention to their neelas made a date to have her eye-

"Most women

Beauticians is don't, you Queen's Одя посту

Case a salon devoted too now running

histories show, they entirely to a "Le-down-and- advised me, that the average pallent rains an inch to mm inch I prepared to go, but-see alim" treatment.

shoulders." sald More ""Try it," said she. "You can't and a half in neck-lo-navel spring. Wannacott. "Blades

haven't measurement as she takes the together, write about what you

Then Into the looking-glass know-until it's lined sanctum of Mrs Kay late," Wannacott I went and→→

"What's your best advice for my sprlog?" said I.

BOYS'

AND

Punch Tells A Story

-He Explains Why There Are Cattally In The Pold

By MAX TRELL -

YNARF and Hanid,

again, Mr Punch sald: "Wonder

Those two full Wonderful! the tie Cats have just reminded A Shadows with the Turned- me of a story. It's the story About Names, and Teddy, the about Cattails. Stuffed Bear, and Hiawatha, the Small-Sized

up

-Veronica Papworth

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

of Cats who were always trying for Sparrows to got. It matter- to catch a Family of Sparrows, ed not a bit to them that the Cala were hungry. So the Spar- "The Cate would creep up on rows made up their minds to they a lesson the Sparrows as soft as a feather teach the Cats Boating through the air. Then would never forget, suddenly they would spring.

Looking For Seed But the Sparrows were quicker than the Cats. They flew away just in time.

"Well," continued Mr Punch,

"Well, the next day, as "those Cats were mighty dis- Sparrows were hopping about appointed, for there is nothing on the lawn looking for and Mary Jane, the Rng Doll,

This is the story Mat Mr that a hungry Cat likes better seed, they saw, out of the corner and even General Tin, le Tri

than a nice fresh Sparrow. of their eyes, the farully of Cate

about Boldler, all gather around Mr Punch told to all his friends:

them. Slowly "Not very

"For their part, the Sparrow circling long ago," began Punch, who was slting com- fortably in his rocking chair by Mr Funch, "there was a family were as angry as it is possible and softly the Cala came creep-

ing in, closer and closer. the window.

Wooden Inglon,

"Ah, my dear friends," Mr Punch said, looking around with a smile, "I can just guess why you're all here. You'd like to have me tell you a story. Isn't that it?"

Everyone Agreed

Hanid said that was exactly it. Everyone nodded in agree- ment.

"Oh dear," said Mr Punch, "the only trouble is that I can't think of a story to tell you!

: two At that moment, the Kitter walked into the room. They instantly started looping about, chasing a bit of paper. They knocked fleneral Tin over, then they compered; out again,

While everyong else was help -ing General Ting to his ́ ́fest

Here's The Story

Rupert and the Silent Land-34

At length Rupert is allowed to will-bethe-worse-foryou ! **.... He drtise and as the other start frown-starts back at them. Oh, dear, I

ing Trebembers the words that must have heard his thoughts: came into his send. *! "The Voice" through his "Hogere 1" he mistora, was char," he thinks. anid,*:** Buat "How can I got home if

Wearethesient-people. Nous, can't speak to him 7” Gradually It-the-ons thing non-connot » endure, the small pilot, relaxes and retima - MON-MNES-never-spish-sawn-ondi- to his controla

"ALL RIGHTÈ AKOYRVED

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"Instead of waiting-for. Cats to leap on them, the Sparrows. kepi fluttering up into the air and coming down again

The Kittens knocked General Tin ever.

a few feet further away. The They all dopped straight into Cats kept following them fur- the pond and got stuck in the ther and further until finally mud with just thale talls show- there were the Sparrows, right ing above the water. And mere on the edge of the pand.

they stayed, year in and year-

"The Cats were on three aldes

of the Sparrows, closer and

out.

"In fact," said Mr Punch, "it. closer they came. It seemed as you go down to the pond now, Sparrows would get you'l soo the Cattalis sticking caught, this time.

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Suddenly, the Cats made leap and, Just, as suddenly, the Sparrows dow up into the sir, straight over the pond.

Foolish Cats

"And what did those foolish Cáta' do?"? «iked: Mr· Punchs

out of the water, exactly as I'vo, described them."!

Everyone was dilighted with. the story about the Cattalla, especially General › Ting who could have wished that the two kittens: who, had knocked him over, could niạn somehow got a good, ducking in the pond with thote – tails - Waving caboya the water.