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This Funny World

"According to this report card,

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you're not going to be an egghead when you grow up!"

BY

THE

WAY

by Beachcomber

THIS being Curdle Wednesday of a country house open to the

The bony Cu un ene humle, public bas already bought

ол

I cannot refrain from remarking Nelson's telescope, Rembrandt's the recording of animal chest of drawers, and a stuffed noises at the Zoo.

belonged to dog which once Garibaldi,

Vanity

the end of its A family at tether, like so many goals, and growing its flats in boredom,

recond

of

cannot do better than switch on DEMARKING that man now a long-playing

a kadays raise their hats in a camel breathing in its sleep, or 100 casual, informal way, a a warthog rubbing Its head writer might have quoted the against fence. Psychiatrists case of the conceited business Auch man that the effect Bay

who, when he meets a entertainment is equat to a friend, raises

the friend's hot broadcast of the workers' tea-

to himself and leaves his own interval in a sand-quarry. hai untouched. Aquiline is the word

She prefers her nose to called acquiline, rather than long.

(Gossip column.)

< THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, MAY 18, 1988.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Excellent Play Sets

In Spades

- : „·--

HJ OSWALD JAOUNT

No brief is held for any of

tho bidding of today's hand except for East's, one diamond response, which was perfectly normal.

his

J

Bouth really did hit off with

and two-spade bid

In

addition he was right lucky that

North chose to pass.

He was not so lucky In 'the way East and West defended.

East put the queen of hearts

on

WEST (D).

054

❤J 1080

AQ75,

NORTH AAJOT

K643

+853

430

БАВТ

SOUTH

463

VAGO

+ Q10674 $942

◆KQ102 ❤73

KJ2

K 1063

No one vulnerable

West North Kas Houth

14 1♥ Pass

Ром Раля

1. Pasa 2❤ 20

Рама Pass. Opening lead—♥ J

his

Jock

and

pariner's shifted to the ten of diamonds, South's jack forced West's aco and the six of diamonds was returned.

WOMANSENSE

Are we

getting too

hard to shock?

by

ANNE EDWARDS

TAVERY day brings fresh proof that the British, who used to be called hypocritical

people,

Even the income tax is in line with the new morality. For already it is cheaper (taxwise) to live in sin than to marry, and here comes the Chancellor taking tax off the wine a man buys a girl on a spree, but not a periny off the ten a wife makes hor husband at home.

Girls have never had it so good. There was a rumpus when women got the right to vote, there was a furore when they got the right to a job, but almost without fuss they have got the far more sensational

right to do na they please about sex and marriage and babies.

опе Take Jart

4

KITAI

example. It was long time (all of 60 years) since an Oscar Wilde, berofne, Arbuthnot, sobbed to her legitimate son: South won, drew three rounda

"It is my dishonour of trumps and led a low heart

Basi

that has Was from dummy but

made you so dear to me equal

En my

to the occasion. went up with the ace of hearts,

CROSSWORD cashed his queen of diamonds

12 13

10

1

AL

22

YATURALLY. Compare the

NATURAL Liamuonarot

to

malo friend, "What a lovely no- quiline nose!" with "What a lovely long pose!" The acquiling noso suggests dignity and breed- ing. The long nose is an invita- tion to some facetious fool protend to hang his hat on or lo slinde, his eyes, step back, and utter a howl of dismay When Swinburne said to Adah Muncken, "It's a long nose that she broke her har no, turning," parasol over his head and burst Into tears of humiliation Walls Dunton had to pacify her with a stick of liquoricų.

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and gave his partner two club tricks to set the band,

The whole defence WEB double dummy but the point of interest is East's play of the ten of diamonds. If East had aimply led his fourth best diamond, declares could have played the deuco and dumeny's nine would have forced West to play his ace to win the trick. After that there would be no way for the defence to make two diamond wicks and South would have made the hand.

♥CARD Sense♣♦

Actors

1. Commun British

(W) disturbance. V. Fit. (4 I, PID (5-4)

olumatio

12. Return peels.

(5)

13. Stopped.

(4)

Bouth

17. Prenot

16. Botng. (8)

2NT.

Paza

(41

4 N.T.

Раве

The bidding has been:

North Worl 10 DwuhMnE" Poss Fass

East

3 ཐོ་

(4)

?

Enterprise and initiative THE antique shop which 43. one of Captain Foulenough's aidelines is looking forward to a

In good tourist season.

the workshop attached to it, skilled Shotguns, hands are at work.

tables peppering chairs and with wormholes, are producing masses of genuine stuff, and there is an increasing stock of beds in which Queen Anne slept usual the fa variation on

walking- theme). Cromwell's sticks, Wat Tyler's baths, Henry, VII's hats, Napoleon's bedroom alippers, and so on. The owner

†g)~~#1504–404 5301015—4

19. Worry. tu. Speedy. 20. Engine.

Down

1. English dish. 18, 4)

Sumcient. (6)

9. Regal (0)

4. African river.

British river.

6. Before day-

light (9)

7. Electric appliance.

B. Contrai istening pont ? 10. 35 10. atone

(anag) (

Imp.

14. Conddence

IS, OIBRO Er.

YOUR BIRTHDAY

TUESDAY, MAY 13

....BY STELLA

PORN today, you have been given involved in one emotional conflict,

Intricate exceptional ability by the stars try a distrnetian Rome in one or more of the arts. This you dileuit mental problem or even nhysku), Jabour. This should develop to its fullest capa d, harti sily. You have, a

Change of pace will help to give rather plezimore » disposition loving

and womellinen you the cuictional balance you "aro

Feeking. Fudit umcult to get down to work If there are most pleasant diversions at hand. Yet, once you have made up your mind to do something, you are dogged and determined na any un. 1 mostly a question of your getting your mind weird on womething. Once your enthusiasms have been aroused, your albitione become vaunting, Learn to Instr ment your inspiration with good, hard work,

There is a certain amount of con- at in your emotional nature which may turing complications Into your life. You are magnetic to those of will the opposite sex and probably have several romances before you settle down. Somewhat sloot and among retiring, you are even shy atcampers. Sometimes you are st Is to understand why people řek you out without any special effort on your part. When you do get

You are a good Judge of the true character of a person at the first neoting. You are able to get at the base. motivations behind ex- tornal expressions. You have a senso of the dramalic as well as en abinowi paychle insight into what other people as thinking. Use this talent in developing your literary talents. It should bring you tamme as well as material success.

Among those barn on this date were: Daphne du Maurier, author; Johnson M. Mundy, sculptor; and Bir and Arttur Sullivan, conductor composer.

To ad what the stars have is store fer you tomorrow, select your birthday sier and read the COFFEE pouding paragraph. Let your birth- day star be your daily guide.

WEDNESDAY, MAY 14

CAPE. 11-May 1)--- TAURUS A time for a change! You can now develop new ideas for your future security Accept a challenge and

OEMINI (May 27-Jisky 25) Concentrate on something already in Finial one job before the work. you even attempt to start anything

CANCER

thew."

(Juke 22-Foly 21)- The went smell of success le in Ühe spring airt Go out after what you want the most of all-end get it

24-AU

23}m LEG (July If new proposition presented toder, be sure to investigala it and make the moat of any success potens

-74-Bopt. VIRGO-ACADE.

wint Originality and initiative are egipt, today. You can improve on office and old procedures ai" "the gain approval

KIIMACSupt.

24-Oct.

For you a romantle day, Pimsur- ship: mucial actrites are the keynote

SCORPIO (Oct.

21) 24-Nov. Now you have the green light. Move toward your major traight objective. Make good progress.

BADITTABIU$ (Na¥. D+Dec. 22)..... There is an adventuresome spirit in their and you can to part of the parade toward aucson. Make new contacts.

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"

CAPRICORN (Dec, 23-Jan. 20)--- Full speed, aliead" on all your pro- jects and perhaps develop some- Ining new and exciting. It's your day!

AQUARIUS (Enix, -21-Pok, 19)--- Enterprise in what counts now. Put your best foot forward in meeting new people. take a good 1- presales,

PREZZ fFcb Bomeons importanti "nay show, a real. Interest in your future progre Take full advantage of this recome" mendatio, ............. A

ABIES

Good forlund LE MURIE (pari all your STOTIE, Omogenisi · Joos, condiționa days, Imja .yourveld.cao aleo-contešínske jowadź kuriose,

scotas

You, South, hold:

AKQE 3 SAQJIOTE MAJA

What do you do?

A-4 x diamonds only.

disgrace that has bound you so closely to me... child of my shame. be still the chlid of my shame

But it was no1 AÚ long ago (eight years, in fact) that Ingrid Dergman found her- self in the same cart, and 10 American Stales threw out all

FOR EXAMPLE:

her films because they thought

THEN

NOW

lor's second husband) was the this kind

of love-making la

her "brazen ruinance was a first to call and offer sympathy George Eliot's "Mil powerful influence for immoral to his ex-wife on the death of Floss"

Mike Todth (her third husband)? Hy."

So far as I know, no one has Is anyone shocked when the iried to ban Eva Bartok's films ex-husband takes on the role of Bike because she had a baby without Jolly uncle and Lurns up, being married at the time, and Group Captain Townsend, to

# for Lana Turner, whose take his children romances are as "brazen" as any abroad? Of course they are

her film receipts have gone up not 20 per cent.

just can't wait" · said her producer, Jerry Wald, "to pro- duce her in a sim again."

•

Fantastic

Even though your partner holds You have only to two acts you have surely shown all your strength.

South

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding has been:

En

North

Double

Exat Pass

You, South, hold:

42 ❤ÁQ ◆KQ75 € 4A 20 9 0 4

What do you do?

Answer Tambrow

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

Twenty-year-old William Lombardy la being spoken of as one of the U.8.A.'s answera to the Russian grandmastera. Here is one of his wins in the world junior championship. 1 P-Q4, KI-KB3; 2 P-Q34, P.- K3: 3 KQB3, B-Kt5; 4 Q- B2. Kt-03; 5 K-83, P4; 6 P QRJ, BXKt ch: 7 QXB, KtK5: 8 Q-82? (Q-K()), P-K41 9 QPXP. 0-84; 10 Q-R4, 6-0; 11 B3, P-Q: 12 R-Q1, FXBI: 13 EXQ,PXP ch: 14 K-QI, KEXRch; 15 K- BI, PR31; 10 Q-Kts, Kt 94; 17 Q-B3, KtR41; 18 P KA, Kt (RA)-Kto ch: White

resigns, It 19 K-Kil. R-Q8 ch:

20 K-R2, R-RS mate

Solution No. 539 1 RK2 (threat 2. BXBP), Kxxt; z KI-B3.or Kt—B3; 2 P×R.

London Expraiz Erroton

+

TARGET

E. U four Jetter

PRS

S

or more can

giance

on

A trip

Divorce, which used to mean being ostracised by society, now carries no heavy social penalty -except that you cannot join Mathere' Union.

Joke?

Thero 30 NATURALLY be-pockets of resistance

around the social scene note the fantastic changes gloning with girls and love, Once no nlee giri went

on hollday alone with her young

mas,

Once no niee girl went alone to a man's home after midnight. Ten o'clock was always the leery hour for this.

Emily Fost, the American Euquelto Queen: “If you dine alone with a man," she warns "you should leave before 10,

hour early 'even at which 'ing' turns into ‘night**

Uncle

...

a

ihe

Let's Eat

BY

IDA BAILEY ALLEN

High-Protein Scallops Fine Food For Dieters

❝OCALLOPS

are the most scallop broin and 1 e. Ugat generally available of shell- cream or undiluted evaporated Bah, now that they can be ob- milk.

tained frozen in packages," re- marked the Chef. "I understand smootit and thick.

Conk-stir over low heat unul

|they are deep-sea scallops, har-

vexied about 150 miles from Slightly beat 2 egg yolks with Nantucket, Massachusetts."

1 tháp. milk.

"Because of this availability,

Sur, rapidly into the sauce. Chef," I replied, "the scallop hes. Add 1 (0-02.) can sliced broiled always been a favourite khali- mushrooms and liquid, And the fish, in New England. Itarallops. cooked in many ways-fried,

brolled, stewed, kabobbed, Spoon the noodles into a bus-

| deviled, in soups and chowders, fried largo shallow baking' dish

In combination with other fish, that can go-to-tabla, Top with sometimes creamed in the scallop mixture, Dust with

SEA SCALLOPS TETRAZZINI, with ripe olives, a' mixed salad and crisp bread gilėks, makes a delectable' dinner.

"A mad Impulse · sċixed Stephen; he darted towards her arm, and, showered kisses on it, clasping the wrist. But Tigo Maggie quivered with and humiliation.

**How dare you?' she spoke | naise and Tabasco, 10 deeply, shaken, half- mothered voice. What right Kave "given you to inmult

sauce brightened with mayon 4 e. Parmesan cheese, Dot with 1 additional tbsp. butter or margarine. Brown under the broiler.

High Protein Valua

"Scallops are highest of all-ltolian Dinner For Tomorrow

us, accus-shellish in protein value, while How absurd for

la low. This tomed as we are to hear about the fat content extra-marital bables, to read the makes them especially suitable scene in Mrs Henry Wood's for use. in reducing and coron *East

Lynne" where Lord ary diets, if prepared with Uitle"

about his or no fat." Mount Severn hears are alece's baby:

Of

course, it could be true that the girls you do not hear about do not behave in the same way as the girls you do.

But I think the people you read about reflect the pretty general view that today It is okay to be shocked by someone doing a shady bit of business will the income tax, but ab- solutely absurd to be shocked by a married woman who runs of with a one-eyed sailor Montevideo.

"I did not know iii

I did

Mixed Salad Bowl

Sea Scallops Tetrazzini

Green Noodles

Zuppa Inglese Coffee

"For a fine dish for the family Zuppa Ingleso from the Chof~~

Di the

not know it Wicked, heart-or guests, Madame, I propose

latest version fem villaial He ought to have sur married you before Ha birth, versatile scallop."

good Cowardt Sneak! May men ging him from henoo- forth? May his Queen refuse to receive bim! You, an earl's Ob, Labell How dausbler! utterly, you have lost yourself!"

Suspicion

to

I HAVE to

confess, though, Da uncomfort- that the next

All measuremente are jauni; recipes proportioned to serve e to f

Sea Scallops Tetrain: Cook and drain 1 (8-oz.) pkg. grow noodles. Use 2 lbs, sco scallosa, fresh or frozen.

This famous dessert is, a elaborate Italian version of the English trifle.

C.

To make a simplied form, soft custard prepare a

extract. flavoured with rum Layer this in a shimmering glass serving bowl, alternately with Inyers of 1 doz, halved Indy- In a saucepan, combine the Brigers (or strips of sponge cake) onloa. and jam of your choice. End scallops, 1 tsp. instant

lsp. salt and 1% tap. popper, with the custard. Drain, but save the liquid.

that I have I think it is pretty general to

Refrigerate at least 2 hrs. e. sweetened look on the old codes as a joke. able suspicion

Melt 4 c. butter or margarine. Swirl over How enchantingly comic for generation may find today'

Just TLB us, brought up on pictures of code

uproariously, Blend in 4, flour, 3% tap. whipped heavy cream flavoured absurd Tabasco, 4 tap, salt and 1⁄2 tsp. with rum extract, Decorate with

paprika, Add $0. of the bits of glaced fruit. Michael Wilding (Liz Tay smooching in public, to read of and old-fashioned.

WAS e surprised that Anita Ekberg and Anthony Steel ludicrously, comically

BOYS' AND

Hiawatha Takes A Walk

He Finds He Knows Many People On Book Boulevard...

By MAX TRELL

KNARF, the Shadow Bay with

"I'm sure we'll know every. body," saki Mary Jene.

"I hope we do," said Teddy,

But

Hiawatha, who

WAS G

GIRLS'

MAGAZINE

"No," Hiawatha was repeat- "Because I'm an Indian," he

"I won't know oing gloomily. Baid, "I used to live in wigwam. There aren't any book- anybody and no one will know

me." So how shelves in a wigwam.

And al that very moment, en I know anybody who Lives

clink-clank- they heard the clink-clank of a blacksmith, In Book Boulevard?

striking an anvil,

"I'm sure," said Koort to Hiawatha, "you'll meet someone that you know.”

"Or who knows you, HI," said the Turned-About Name.

the old to Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, very gloomy Indian, shook his Mary Jane. Come along now!"

They all squeezed past Hiawatha, the head and said that he didn't who said to Small-Sized Wooden

Indian, know about the others, but be bookcase and there they were,

be wouldn't

a moment or two later, walking who said to Mary Jane, the Rag was quite

Book four abreast and with urins Dall: "Let's go for a walk down know

anybody along.

Unked, down Book Boulevard. Boulevard. Book Boulevard."

Now Book Boulevard, in case you don't know it, is the street that runs behind all the book- It runs shelves in the world.

country through every every climate,

Little Houses

foo make from the fotices in the QUSIC 911 The left in making mach E V word, thi fatties li each of the small squares many, be fixed phon wats. Each word ummet contain the botter in the pessim WEDEN Gd" "there" mAGE DONE semete word in Abs···f out of the chimneTS.

wgede il mes PCONNE, TODAR" "TAROETEN RU wordty Hood; it was very good sal gorda, akazcučiais, solutiou LOORTOW.

TESTERISAN'S "PULATION |" "amily.

arki

And once you get to Book Boulevard, you And that there are little houses on both sides, with med boxes at the side of the garden paths, and flowers in the gurlena, and ivy on the walls, and scooke curling lazily

sald

"Now the thing to do Hoari, "is to walk down Book Boulevard and say hello to all the people whom we 'meet.”

Yowald Teddy "but sup

***

people, Bhrukh zem stlik,may belle

upil was putty_main_antiyesamma pose we don't know those

Suro

Rupert and the Silent Land-31

Finding to his amazement that at him through'a gift in thi ̈rmint," he can stand: on something that They belong, to a weird little looks like cloud, Rupert la wurder... cresturs with large seen, who darts ing whether he dare let go of the forward and drage the little (bear. was and walk a few steps when away ko rapidly that Rupert > be suddenly, feels uncomfortable,

and turning round he is started to And a pair of dyds gezing" atendily

pot reset. And in his bewllesament

be hardly tiotiona" baw firm, she' flope ja broath bim

Village Blacksmith They went around the corner, There, under a spreading chest-

stood the tree,

Villigo mut Blacksmith.

Do

know you

him? Hiawatha said to Knart and Teddy and Mory Jane,

The three children nodded. "I don't." said Hiawatha," "But I know you, Hiawatha," the Village Bincksmith

Bald. "You ought to be living - plony Book Boulevned next to îne, We both belong close to each other."

to

The Village Blacksmith stood - under the chestnut tree,

It was Knart, who explained "There was Robin Hood, who Hiawatha that the Viling used to use the bow and seOW Blacksmith and Hinwalime path (as Hlowston' did)," There wa came from the same book of Buffalo Bill,who liked to hunt poems by someone named Hody buffalos (an ülfawalbe did). Wedsworth Longfellow,

"There was the Barefoot Boy

*7 never heard of him, either," who, likod to go. fahing (as Bald Hiawatha.

100

boord

of you?!endid Knuti. "He made you up!"

Hiawatha did),

~

And best of all, Vffidem, wyma

Hhowatho kept, "abaking his. Pocahontas, who was a beautiful boad gloomily no they con- Indian girl (just an Hiawathe tinued walking along Booit wasn't) Bouleyarti,”!

Many Other People

13

"I'll come back cand non again » mony - dienas, Go Hawathaysoló já Paka

• Hiawatha mett moveraly öthen "You're kayayas [people whom he wan ́› glad to sald · Pocahontas -

schose1 becaume, they land to do always find me to my wlewom

the kane that's that he did.

in Book Boulevard.