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BY

This Funny World

DAHLIN

"I think he's Eddie Arcaro."

PEYCHIATRST

THE

• WAY

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by Beachcomber

Southend man trained a turbot

IT la being said that the recent course, it works both ways. At

1. activities of university stud- ents are the result of political to walk on land, and before Ils disillusionment. Onc leading second birthdus the fish had so habits that article says that we are becom fur changed ing "A tomato-throwing demo- when it fell of the pier it had forgotten how to swim, and was cracy."

drowned.

As a politician said, "I cannol imagine young men filing Glad stone's hat with

cheese, or

Its

Suet elucidates

chalking coarse remarks on the TT is hoped that the threat to back of his coal." That may reply by nuclear warfare to well be, oh, it may very well be, an attack

conventional with but

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Al-star candidates for weapons will deter the Russians Parliament are not the answer, from threatening to reply as the mere sight of one drives the nuclear reply to a collven- whole districts frantle. As for tional-weapons attack by ↑ Car rowdy behaviour, borabardment tailating with nuclear weapons. by soft frulls or vegetables. By threatening to Pert however rotten, may be a sign major attack with conventional of popularity. It is only when weapons Into a nuclear war, we the more lethal coconut, massive, melon, or the unaccom-, very logically, that this furcat will induce a potential modating pineapple comes into enemy to confine his attacks to play that democracy is im conventional weapons. perilled.

Nothing to do with me

In passing.

the

Environment is a powerful IT shaper of habit and character.

THE CHINA MAIL,~ WEDNESDAY, APRIL 29, 1958.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Lou Sneaks Up On Grand Slam

By OSWALD JACOBY

LARCENY LOU does not con-

ne his trickh to the play of

Opening tomorrow: THE

the carda iis deceptive bidding SCHOOL

Is a thing of beetly.

His partner happened to be s conservative bidder and when he was able to bls four dia- monda

FOR

over Easts preemptive BRIDES

three-spade bid Lou decided that he had to have a Fide ace for the bid. When West put in a four-spede bid Lou decided that his side had a cinch grand slam la lammonds but that East and West undoubtedly had good save in apades.

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An ordinary bidder might have jumped right to seven dia- mands or played possum with a six-diamond bid only. Lou went one step further with the quiet tactics. He simply bid five diamonds!

Lou had n brief anxious moment afit-then East obliged with

five-spade bid. This

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NORTHI (D)

Q109

WENT

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KQJE EAST

AK8042

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4043

100

SOUTH

.

402 73

AS

A 1098754

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North and South vulnerable

West

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North Eart flouth I ♥ 5.

34 4 54 Pasa Fasa Pass Past 很痛 Poss Pass Double Pass 7. Pass Poss Pasa

Opening lead-♣ K

was passed around to Lou and he went on to six diamonds.

doors of the

TSCHOOL FOR

BRIDES

to- open morrow in the China Mail.

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SCHOOL FOR BRIDES is a new approach to marriage and its prob. lema. It is both a practical guide and fun to read whether you are newly married, or wanting to Luke fresh look at a mar.

WOMANSENSE

YES, SHE HAS SHORTENED THEM To be precise...sixteen inches from the ground

„VERYONE wondered whether the Queen would take the plunge and shorten her

EVERYONE wondered whether t

The suits she wore show that she has, for their skirta were 16 inches from the ground two inches shorter than she has been wearing, until now,

Here is Robb's. drawing In the afternoon she went state banquet' of the first suit, by Hardy to The Hague and changed given by the Govern- Amics a 1958 winner in into a. Hartnell outfit a Dutch navy and white surah at waistless orange cout worn ment at The with n straight cropped over a suit of white spot. Hague. jacket, bloused back, and a ted orange tussore, with a The big news the big standaway collar. Again in this dress is short skirt. With it goes a

now the colour. the skirt was the hat male of the same silk,

The coat this is the shim- and a straight navy wool shorter length.

was lined with material to mering, deepest

new

coat.

narrowness to

Van-

For

Princess All through the day and match the sult. Completing sapphire blue evening the Queen showed the outfit was a cloche hat which

Margaret first that on this tour she is of orange silk petals. riage long established. keeping right in the

And later came the third introduced into dress of the day for the the royal ward- robe in the dress she wore Guildhall

guard of fashion.

HOUSEHOLD HINTS

Lavenders and blues are now popular in home furnishings as well as in clothing. Keep them in mind for a refreshing touch in your next decorating job.

be stretched back to shape while still damp.

The fine mesh is said to pro- extra warmth in cold vide weather, extra coolness in warm weather.

▼

•

After you've tried on clothes'

at the

!

The skirt drapes

sure your earrings are still secure. Pulling clothes on and off over the head is a quick way up alightly to a large baubles to the bow at the back. From to loosen the point where they fall off short-the bow the skirt ly afterwards.

cascades in panels to

Remember to launder now A kind of fish net is now being used for winter sports in a fitting room while shop stockings before you wear them.

it can ping. It's a good idea to make It will lengthen their life. under-wear. Washable,

a full train.-Express Service,

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

The Lamp In The Window

-A Little Old Man Tells Knarf An Interesting Story-

He lived in a very big and very By MAX TRELL

old house. I was only a small boy then.

East and South both passed is obviously someone's bust-

and Lou had another anxious ness to Inquire into the re-

moment until West gut into the por! that Italian Recordions are

went on swing and

to six for Bulgarian (From a speech being bartered

Spades. horses; but whose Business is 17

Lou passed this bid. He KNEW, a man

swom Anyone who can work out the who every day round and round connection between this and the knew his partner would act and

partner did. He doubled KNARF the Shadow Boy with which was his

Turned-About Name, goldish bowl half ton of coke an enormous

the six-spade bld. When the

Near which he had constructed. After poured down the chimney of a a month he found himself Merioneth bootmaker should became around to Lou he went on walked down the street.

write ал exciting to the seven diamonds he had the corner, he stopped in front maiding Ash-faces, and begin able to

been heading for all the time. of a window of an antique shop ning to think he had a tall. Of detective story.

and looked in.

YOUR BIRTHDAY

BORN today

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 23

I told my grandfather about it, you see in the window. Per- he chuckled and reached down hapa it la Aladdin's Lamp. I and patted the black cat that don't know. I never rubbed it was rubbing iselt against his again."

Knart walked down the sirect

Icg.

That's the Genie you saw, again. my grandfather said.

"I wish I could Brd Aladdin's "It was the old call He Lamp," he said to himself. "I "I loved that old house," the always went up to the attic to wouldn't be frightened to see Little Old Man sald, "I used to take a nap on top of the trunk the Genle. I'd just asic him to explore it from top to bottom. next to that old brass lamp that grant my wish." The only part of the

house I

had never explored was the

•East looked at Lou, suspicious- There were old chairs and an attic. That was because it was ly. He wondered what Lou was eld toble, and old clocks and always kept shut and, I could up to. Then he looked at his old pictures. But the thing that never push open the heavy old guarded queen of hearts and attracted Knart most was a wooden door. By STELLAe of sprees. Maybe he had old-brass-lamp. It-was-low and defence after all.. In any event, Dat. It had a apout at one end East passed and so did West. And a handle ai the other. spade was opened and South spread his hand.

you have grest, moking money. yand have an natural power but it is up to instinct for a good Anancial deat you to develop it to highest For a persun lagre or less dedicated degree if you are to fulf the ta the arts, you know how to make You are them pay well. Indeed! You have promise of the stars. tremendous perseverance, and once careful with your money, 100, o you have set a gool before you, will that it ilkely you will end up by Fever stop until you have reached being very well off. it. Your life may be a series of alternating poRKE of joy and valleys of despair, but it will never be an even pletenu of mediocrity. of the good things of lie, you

pampering avoid

yourecif

epending

nerdiensly

money fuxuries you really don't need.

Fond

st

and on

You have the gift of the written

Although you are a natural enclat leader. you may have a setback in romance which might deter you Pren marriage until quite late in Wre. Once the matter of a marriage been partner has

settled, you should have a happy and contented wedded ure.

Among those born on this dele Jawnee Buchanan, U.S.

You as well as the spoken word.

sharp student of human nature and have a keen active of were humour. Your rense of the treestic President; Stephen A. Douglas en

is well-developed and you should Chauncey M. Depew, put all these talents to

work for

Shakespeare, Wutthms

Charice G. travelling, dramatist:

Diatesinen

Ari part Nurdia and you, Since you enjoy

Thomas Nekwon Fage, authors; IN you probably will see most of the

Markham, poet: Arthur T. Hadiry known world during your lifetime.

educator: Simone Simon and Just bear in mind that you can

and actress, that you shirley Temple, around so much

down roots. Abdul Medla 1 of Turkey.

To find whint the stars have in This is not a good

for being ature for you tomorrow, select your course, your job calls

birthday star and read the curres constantly on the go.

Although not intercoled ponding pawgraph. Let your birth- business for the mere Bake day star be your dolly gukle.

THURSDAY, APRIL 24

mave time to put aless, of

(Apr.

of

#1)- ARIES 21-May

(Mar. 21.Apr. TAURUS Concentrate on community and This oppe to be a day for some

aveces in neighbourhood rasters, but be degree of personal

matter involving property interents. misrepresentation.

warned against Be carefull

GEMINI (May 22-June 21)- Combine

and domestic

netli. dourhood affairs satisfietarily. You oen min definite advantage now.

CANCER (June XZ-July Analyse any new opportunity care- fully before accepting it. An active day-a good one-if you are smartt.

LEO

23) (July

24-Aug. Concentrate on home affair today and carefully avoid taking any kind of a business raic. Exert aulion.

CANE.. 24-Sept. 211-.- Don't let yourself be fooled by "'"sweet talk" or you can run into awal troublel A level head is what equate in the Jong run,

VIRGO

LIDRA

(Sept. 21-Oct.

Pay: Alteration to a dream.

13)- Your

Inlultions and a delinite psychic #treaks are worth beeding now, no De wine!

SCORPIO (Det, 24-Nov- Some distant event may

Your

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22) affect intuitive and

Four powers may give you

inkling.

SAGITTARIUS. (Nov. 23-Dec. 22) Patineratio in business, or domestic Baire come in for special entention.

CAPRICORN

{3}er, 23+Jan, 20)--- Average You have a better than chance to win out today. Uso good Judgment, bertake that calculated

CROSSWORD

7. Get geiter. (4)

19. Pruit, (0)

13. On the teca. (4-5)

Acro13.

1. Cab gasket innag,).(0).

10. Money-holds 14+5).

10. Go away. (5)

21. Bother Brain. (9)

99. Individual. (4),

23. Takes care of the food. (9).

Orowd. (2)

Down.

1. Place for music, (9)

Life of misery, (3, 1, 8)

(tovivez, 13)

Bled, (d)

G. Direction... (4)

11.

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V. (term15. (4) : FATIN1.

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16. In madîtiòn,

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19. Could be

20. A dictator

AQUARIUM (in. 91-Yeh. 10- If hunting a new job, this could be

•the day you will find exactly what you want. Romance is also in the

地

**PINGRE

Blons community befale, dns--- nehlich

your family iconoured on being

East and West would have been down only five or minus 900 at seven spades.

VACARD Sensent

2

Q-The bidding has been: West North East South 24 Pass 14

You, South, hold: SK2 431 4AQS86 AK:875

What do you do?

A-Bld three no-trump, You have to take a chance on the heart salt.

TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner continues by bid- ding four clubs. What do you do now?

Answer Tomorrow

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

Famous Lamp

"It looks," Knart was saying to himself, "just like Aladdin's lamp," when a Little Old Man came to the door. He looked at Knar

fodded *ord

good- morning to him.

This Litle Old Mari was the owner of the antique shop.

"I see," said the Little Old Man, "that you are looking at the brass lamp in the window. It has a wonderful story,"

"It

looks like

Aladdin's lamp," said Knart,

the Lille Old "Yes," sald Man, that's what's so wonder- ful about it. I sometimes think it is Aladdin's Lamp."

"But on this day, my grand- father said I might explore the attle. So he pushed open the door and bade me go in,

"You will And lots tak interesting things in there,' my grandfather said to me. You may keep anything you find in there that pleases you.'

"So in I went. The light was dim as it shone through the dusty window, Everything was covered with dust.

Had Stopped Ticking

"I saw an old clock that had stopped ticking years and years before I was even born. I saw an old desk that my grandfather had used when he was a boy and which his grandfather had used before him, I saw an old pair of dancing slippers that would never dance again, I dusly to saw dusty mirrors and chairs and dusty tables.

So Kaart sat down next the Little Old Man on an old Lench outside the antique shop, "This is how it all happened," began the. Little Old Man.

"One day long, long ago, I went to visit my grandfather, who lived in a distant country.

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"It looks like Aladdin's lamp," Knarf told the shopkeeper.

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"I don't know how long was in that attic, walking slowly around when, all at once, I saw something shining dimly in a corner on top of an old trunk. I went up to it. It was a lamp, a Rat brass lump with a spout at one end and a handle at the other."

the one in window?" asked Knart,

"Just like

tho

"The very one)" said the Old Mart "It's Aladdin's,' I sald to myself. I'll rub it and the Genie will come and grant me

any wish I make."

So, with that, I reached for the lamp and gave it a

rub and suddenly-1"

"What happened?"

Kaart in excilement,

little

asked

"Suddenly," said the Little Old Man, something dark, with green eyes and a furry tall, of the trunk. I WAN jumped stariled and frightened. I ran all the way downstairs again, I Genie had was sure that the

come from the lamp. But when

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