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This Funny World

"Just when did you take up smoking?" .

YOUR BIRTHDAY

BORN today. You

TUESDAY, APRIL 15

have rateg complex nature which knot tu ray, to understand. You teve alert, keen mind while purtenda great success potential Yet you are auch an Ileallet that unless you con achieve perfection everything you do, you are not sufisfied." You Then for the unobtainable, vla a fine trait, provided is 100% din. not leave you continually satisfied

THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, APRIL 15, 1958.

¡JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Two Winners Fall Together

By OSWALD JACONY

OU MATHE of Los Angeles is one of our greatest card players, If you don't believe the statement Junts at hien in oc- You flon with today's hund. would almost think he was play- ing with mirrors,

East's two-spade jump was tu well-known preemptive jup overcall. It didn't dis- courage In at all; in fact it helped him to get to the club

slom.

Lo won the openlog spade Beal with the ace and noted that

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EAST

.By STELLA

a2 memory and a You have bright roshute. It threly shut will write a well as p emak. Genetetig and kidly toward those who are loyal and sincere inj their manifestations, you cɔn jerse and even, rude with there whoj are "putting on an act." You have

which art sharp Bret stupendants

mally right.

You with what you already have, so that you are always linding foult

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want to travel widely, fexing that where else in the wo you will and the perfection whlek

ludes you at home.

of the sep, you enjoy its reties, cul now. You are Júghly, intallive and at times alisont paychle. You k

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pocky Henry Q. Havermeyer, sugar zene: La Grey, actres; and Jess) danes, mother.

to imagine your hunches K 1142 remulla of past experience, showing you the way actually, yet may ne be able to give a round zeuson fr your feelings at the moment. Hal eventually it will be found that yone were guile Mehlt

ARIES (Mar

To God what the emaslinve la store for you tiendrew, selet your betuly start a birth jording peniastragali. Let your Bay are yet dally julie.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16

21-Apr. 20)- A me putibok if you only nullise your best judgment in all busiment and financial matters. Take a prade tive attitude,

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auplemis day for dechiva action on a matter of personal lite portance, but make sure 1ml your Juchement retentel.

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(June

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22-July it a legal uniter was tren "pending. you may receive a judgment in you favour today. Appetik are all for

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LEO (July 21-A04. This can be turning point in yuer Duture. It is a day to handh clanty it you are to get exactly what you want.

VIRGO (Aug. 24-Sept. 2))- Step cautiously In Important affairs. You can get results in your favour it you are Palin as well as factful.

LIBHA (dept. 21-Urt. **)- Personal contacts are now important. A partnership, either budhees UT dometlle needs carchal uttention.

24-Nov. 22)- SCORPIO (Oct. Guard your health and don't over.

CROSSWORD

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Couples. (5)

Kay jou man. (9)

For salad days. (8)

Eastern European. (8)

For a preposition. (3)

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Jewel. (8)

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he surply had a loser to spades. He laid down his ace of trumps and weided that fast's six spot was a singleton. in thi case ne also had a losing trump.

Things looked hopeless but Lou worked out a winning play. He led a heart to dunamy's Sce, ruffed a fitri, led a diamond to dummy's king and ruffed another heart. Now he cashed his ace of diamonds, ruffed a diamond in dummy, rulled dumny's" laat heart and led a low spade.

AL This point there was SAUTEARIUS (Nov, 23-lve, #2) nothing West could do to beat

love youy best judgment in a mating fanétang juveniles. Your the hand, If he trumped, the own illders, or those of friends | effect would be that he wag may e votuma.

CAPRICORN LIFE. 23-Jun. 20-trumping a panther's spade

A buns, busy day. Just sei ariek. Hence, he simply discard. Ha aktigessay tu, te abiemi come fed a diamond. trouble. Catedrystene 15 url?

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A-Bld lx diamonds. You only have 11 poltile but you have an ace and two kings and four diamonds. There must be a good play for the slam,

"TODAY'S QUESTION Instead of bidding five dia. mands your partner fümped from four hearts to six diamonds. What do you do now?

Anawer Tomorrow

BY THE. WAY.

by Beachcomber

CHARLIE SUET

explained peutic smile, shows him in

to a breathless audience the Professor.

yesterday why paper horses

la

as decorations, If nattie with The Narkover tradition gilt wire as A stening, AN irate parent who attacked Instead of with dark wire, are A Dr Smart-Allick for favour- subject to 85 per cent purchase ing the rich boys at the expense Jax.

of the poor at Narkover "For the purposes received a courteous reply. The Suel snki. of the tax, the gilt wire is head master pointed out that reckoned as an article that is rich boys were allowed to

article, part of another

and what they liked, because,

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on

is therefore charged, in ratio, as leaving school, they would not the whole article, instead of as have to work, and therefore

a component or inelllary. The there was no point in trying to

WOMANSENSE

MARIKA HAS A LOST

-on milk

and grapes

TE first of my spring

slinumera is a happy girl today. Marika Hopkin- sou, of Wellington Square, Chelsea, volunteered to try Career Girl Two-day Tone-up over the weekend and lost 2lb.

+

Measurements before were 30"-25"-38"; afterwards 36 2314"-36". "I lost those inches Just where I needed to Jose them." said Marika jubilantly as she stepped off the scales and we got busy with the tape

meure.

Hive Es the diet til Helen Burke worked out for Marika. It a quick shock diet und should only be undertaken a a quiet weekend when plenty of rest can be taken. And, of with a doctor's course, only permission.

A slice of lemon

"Beginning on the Saturday morning and for every meal-- breakfast, mikiday and evening

a cup of milk and six Jorgo

17apes,

"At 11 am, and 4 p.m. a cup or weak sugarless and mulkless a slice of lemon it tea, with desired.

"First thing in the morning a

glass of just warm water with a pinch of bicarbonate' of 'code in it. Last thing at night a glass of fairly warm water."- A diet that also rests the system and helps to clear the com-

exion.

Marika spent her quiet week- end in Norfolk and did lots of sleeping and played bridge. " felt famished on Saturday," she says, "bul by Sunday I was used 10 t and I felt wonderful the day after I finished."

Marika's reward for slicking achieving her tu her diet and slimming objective was a gift -spring outh, You see her here In the string-coloured tweed dress we chose for her. The -trapeze skirt shows the new in-

teenee, but we decided Haug waistline to reveal her

slammed newly

figure. The

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WEEKEND

by EILEEN. ASCROFT

. and this is

-how Marikalooks

after losing 2lb

and 33in. in my

shock diet for

spring slimmers

skiet is stiffened and trimmed

212.12 with buttons. It cost

Like so many young girls to- doesn'i day, secretary Marika often wear a hut. So we spent the remainder of her £15 159. on string-coloured leather court shoes, with high heels and the new slender, pointed toes.

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

A New Way To Travel

-Knarf Wants To Mall Himself Many Places

By MAX TRELL

HALFWAY down the street, Kwart met ha friend the | Paslinan.

-"Good

morning

saki Knart.

Postman,"

"Ah, if only we could!" £31d the Postman,

could," said if we

Knart, "where would you like to mali yourself fit?**

Make-Wonderful-Pies

"First," raid the Padman, "Good morning, Kaart," said after remaining thoughtful for The Postman,

a moment or two, "I'd like to mail myself to my grandmother

makes the most wonderful apple pics.

"I wish," said Knari, as he looked at all the letter in the who ives in Minnesota. She

istman's sack, "that I were Amali whough to t inside o

unvelope."

"Do you?" sild the Postman, "Why?"

He'd Got Inside

"Because." said Kharf, as he and the Postman walked slowly down the street to the next letter box, "If I

were small

"Then I'd like to mall myself to my sister in West Virginia. She makes the most beautiful com muffins,

3-8

"I'd mail myself to the Moon," Knarf told Foximan.

small enough to fit inside an envelope. But by the time he

home, lie reached

hadn't yet "Then I'd like to mall myself thought of a way so be kept to my aunt who lives in Masa right on thinking. chusetts. She makes the most terrific buckwheat cakes

Knart interrupted. "Am I in enough to fit in an envelope. the same envelope with you, Mr I'd get inelde one and mail my- Postman?" golto different wonderful-But of course," said the places,"

"That's o lovely idea," said the Portman. "Where would you mall yourself?"

"First," sald Knark, "I'd mait myself to the Moon I'd like to meet the Man In the Mnet Then I'd mait myself back home again."

the

"Fine, ne, fine," said Postman, “And where would you mall yourself next?"

"Next, I'd mail myself to the middle of Africa, cald Knarf,

"Why would you do asked the Postman,

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To Soo The Animals

you

"I'd mail 'myself to Africa," sald Knarf, "to see all the lone and tigers and giraffes and monkeys and parrals. Then I'd mail myself home again,"

"Ey_Jove," said the Postman,

dark wire has no hasps, and malee them work now. Poore like, to go with you!"

is therefore charged only at boys, on the other hand, have

45 per cent, being considered to earn their living, and there- "Come along then," sold da un article in itself auther than fore they must be punished for Yesterday's Solution S

entire LIEL

horse, stacking, in order to encourage paper or as part of another article." then lo prepare themselves for

career of hard work.

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

Professor Munchingbrass

at work Mimate Slopcorner

TORRINGTON'S Independent

10 bo asked. The

do not make it clear she is A National

PLATE on fils door says: "Professor Otto Munching- Labour - Tory candidato le in n brass, B.L.C.R., F.T.N., C.J.F.E.. quandary. Awkward questions The opening in the following Dimensionat Paychiatrist." A continue knows what the hyphens same (Fuciat. Olivari) is very nobelly

inysterious letters Indicate, whether common among amatours, so the brilliant queen sacrises by everyone Imagines that they Liberal or a Liberal Unionist, which Black wins is well worth must menn something. In the Bince Mimsle Stopcorner has knowing P-R4, P—K4 2 ante-room, hung with signed said that, I returned, she will K-KEJ. KQB33 BD4. photographs of such eminent always vole as an Independent, 3-39; 4 P-Q3, Kt-99; 6 colleagues as Piff, Smalltrouser; It is difficult to, uscertain why Kt=3X P-Q3; 1 0-0 B... | Mucke, Klangelhorn, etesho should be supported by KKI: P--KR3, P-KR4; 8 very pretty receptionist ddherents of any of her other PXB FXP: 9_t_KICUS,

studying the racing nowe. In partes. Again, the more staid KIT 10 KEXP KtXF 11 the mali zoom the Professor, and old-fashioned voters do not KIXQ (11 R&×K‡, Q-15), his wig and whisleers discarded, accept the idea that a girl PXP ch; 12 RxF. BXR ch; 13 is cheating himself at patience, whose only equipment for a Km, R-18 ch: 14 K-K2. Could it be Foulenough? It political career is her election Kto máte,

could It is: The doorbell fast year as a Plarife. Dasibin Solution No. 6382; 1 R-R2 rings On go the whiskers and a queen in the MiBands, [rthardus 2 P-QD4), 8-QB5; 7

the salg. "Anulber Bucken,“ makes a miltable representativo- PQB3, or RuH6; 2 P--KB4, or

murmur the receptionist. The of Torrington. Even Charfie R-KE5; 2. P-KB3. Neat

gloomy viilor feels botter. Sunt -is-advising her to retire “mirror” manoeuvrcă.

already at the sight of the...from the contest to avold Landon #sprakt Eerbion

receptionist who, with a thers- humiliation,

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Kmart, - "Maybe we can both make ourselves smalt, enough to At in an envelope. And we can both mail ourselves to all kinds of different wonderful' places."

Postunan, "Do you like apple pie and corn muflis and buckwheat cakes?"

"Oh yes," said Knart,

Then you'll ke my grail- mother and sister und aunt," sald the Postman,

"We could go by air mall," sald Knart.

Got There Fast

"Yes, and by special delivery, too," said the Postman. "We'd get. to Minnesota and West Virginia and Massachusells

fast as possible."

13:4

Portman By this time, tho reached the corner and sald good-by to Knorf.

"Well, think about it," he paid. "It you find out some way of getting us small enough to fit inside an envelope, please let me know!"

"Pll send you a letter special delivery air mail," said Khari "And I'll be inside It."

Then Knart walked all the way home, thinking deeply with every step about how he and the Postman could make themselves

Rupert and the Silent Land-7

When the Scouts hear that their, trek cak. "You'll have so there is a good, turn fee, theas to push him alowly over the roughs da they swing round at once, Ski ground in that thing so as not to follow the little bear into the Joggle lila azya Rupert.Ta wood," The dwarf is astonished to betist go ahead and tell hi are the help that has arrived wo, matter." So he runs fast unţil jun-and-che bays lose, no time in the Profesor house comca

sight. liiting him and balancing film on

ALL RIQUTALATEENVELL

Marika in her gift spring outfi

her reward for sticking to the diet,

HOUSEHOLD HINTS

Make a habit of weighing deep shadow along each ld just yourself weekly. It is much, above the lashes, blending in to easier to deal with a few extra veitt a hard edge. ounces than the same number of pounds,

Give small eyes a larger look by running a narrow of fairly

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.

Drop beads or small stones into 'perfume bottles to keep up the ifquid level and avoid evapora

lon.

AND IS

TODAY!}

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