1958-04-09 — Page 5

This Funny World

PRE-FAD HOMES

Dow TOOIN

"Now, first let's see how it looks over in that corner.”

BY

THE

WAY

by Beachcomber

MANY people must have you wron

with surprise that I k illegal to run within three mitler of Charing Cross for purjames of advertisement,

Any man who runs down the Strand in shorts and a bowle, with "Snlbbo" printed on his hat-bund, is breaking the law. But what if he walks, and then breaks Juto a run to avoid 'o ear backing on to the pavement? And if he runs within 754 yanis of the British Museum erying "Buy 'Topplehurst's Tinned Potatoes!"

within he is still three miles of Choring Cros If he pushes an empty. wheel- barrow over Blackfriars Bridge is he not advertising wheel barrows? Suppose a steel Arm organises a three-legged round Trafalgar Square, that count as advertising steel within three miles of Charlug Cross, and within

the mething of the Act? Cocklecarrot's opinion

MR

FACE does

JUSTICE COCKLE- CARROT, interviewed on the subjret, sald. "The line be

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8. American moct, (D)

12. Creeper. (67

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14. Representative tanto. 14. Br

17. Bee-through mineral. (4)

16, Headgear (8)

31. Cooked on one side only, (8)

22. Judy. (9)

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THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9, 1958.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Mississippi Hand Returns Again

By OSWALD JACOBY ONTRACT 5 derived from Auction which in turn comes from the game of Bridge, Bride hearts was the ranking

sull and the dealer either named trump or "Bridged It" to his partner who had to name trump.

Either opponent-could double and doubling and redoubling were unlimited.

Some Mississippi River steam- hout gamblers invented the "so- cafled Mississippi Heart hanel In which the dealer was given the six top hearts and seven top cards in two other sults with a voll in the fourth, He would muke 11 # heart and when an Opponent doubled watild геоло double Indefinitely, *170 455-

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advertising and runing as very inely drawn. It is con- Leivable tht a man might run along sa imaginary line, exactly free miles from Charing Crois, with one leg un each ide the line. If he bore on the lett Trouser-leg inside the liar A chalked invitation to buy some commodity, and he such luvita- tion on the fight trouser-leg sul- side the line, it is clear that, ille both legs would-be run- ing, only the left leg would be guilty of advertisement. Yet one rould not arrest

Jeg without the other. Again, it the mujhe plated one leg before the other, and ran along three-mile Burit as on a tight rupe, would he be within or will out the limit? It is a delicate legal problem! A moot point

The hand is discussed in my FURTHERMORE, contumed new book. "The Fireside Book 61 Carts," which was pablished Cocklecarrot, "if nut on Dec. 6, and believe it or not 0 the exact three-nile Juni!

The hand was actually dealt in a Tom Chang Cross-and What family game in Scranton, Pa., part L Charing Cross late in November and reported scheduled as the central pomme by one of the players, from which the distance is al-Horry Rosenthal, on Dec. 4, just culated"--if that man runs along two days before my book ratne the mugitury June with a pal advertised on his hat-band, and if that man's hat is blown utf

and hands-ontside the lunt, and it that mom continues his pro- Bress manus his hut, car that an be sund, after the loss of his bat, to be advertising the pill? De manimis erat t I leave it at that."

ponent would hold the other ven hearts and six top cards in the vold suit so declarer would be dew one,

cut.

-All four players altest that the

lear was ampir Mr Rosenthal opened seven spades and was doubled. He refrained from re- doubling so he only lost 1,300 points less 155 for honours. (Te was not vulnerable.)

♥CARD Sended

WOMANSENSE

KNOW LIPSTICK SHADES

THAT ARE BEST FOR YOU

By JEANNE D'ARCY

0 pretty mouth! It's a must if you'd look your best.

PAINT yourself

Do build out a too-thin lip- line to generoun proportions. Don't draw a mouth that's bly and thick-loolding. Somewhere betwood the ivo in happy tedilum that's just right.

USE A BRUSH

Learn to use a lipstick brush. Expertly wielded, it will de the mosi, enable you to shape lips glamorously! Use it to outline the shape you wish to all in colourfully with patiek.

Don't powder lips before ap- plication. This will make lip- stick cake.

Don't apply fresh Hipstick over an old layer. The result will look messy.

THE RIGHT COLOURS

Know your colours, too.

If you're blonde,, these shades are for you: with brown eyes, peppery reds and coral rede with blue eyes, pink reds and red reds.

If you're auburn. hair ond eyes that are brown or green. Peppery resis and red reds ate a good choirs, Red hair with blue or grey eyeg bella før Hy= stick in a coral shade brilliant orange-red.

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KNOW WHICH Bpstick shades become you most? A brown- eyed blonde can wear both peppery reds and vibrant red-reds

stick with a pink or blue east. Bluich redis are also a gone choice for the brown-haired Blue or brown-eyed miss, a red red is another shade she can wear

Pink red and red red flattering with black hair and eyes. If hair's dark and

WITH BROWN HAIR

Brown-haired girls with hazel or grey eyes con went red lip- blue

eyes are brown, crimson reds and dark, deep blue reds are a better choler,

No matter what colour eyes are, you find that pinie red and red red lipsticks will be a bright, and right, note of colour with grey halt.

They Make An Unusual Career

A

By MARY PRIME

chives,

Let

LOVE of food and flying Pastelles, a dish from Trini- dad Cut 1 pound round steak turned n haa

young in small pieces. Melt two ounces housowife Into a career salt pork, 1 tablespoon Jard and womun.

2 tablespoons butter in a skillet. an attractive Add the meat 1⁄4 teaspoon bisek Joyco Paap, subum-haired woman, Is the pepper, 1 tablespoon vinegar, superintendent of cabin, ser-

I clove garlic, and vices for British West Indian teaspoon salt. Brown the meat Alrways. She also holds a re- and add 12 olives, pound cord as the airline's hostess raisins, 1 pound anfon chop- with most air miles 1,300,000. d, I green pepper, and 3

Mra Paap, who

tomatoes. 1 medium-sized TLOW divorced. Bludted domestic simmer 15 minutes. Mince the economy la England. Then she mixture.

Cut married on American pilot and

2 bunches of banana settled down. as a housewife leaves Into 7-by-7-Inch pieces. and mother, She became in Grease the leaves (or substitute terested In Aying through her aluminium foil for leaves) and husband's job and decided to spread with 3 cups grated fresh for canned whole-kernel) corn. She was made chlet hostess Add 2 tablespoons of the meat

Roil and after mixture.

In boiling Two year ends. Place ago, the airline named her head and cook 1 hour from time the of cabin services, which means mixture balls. Serve hot. she hires all hostesses for the line and supervises the ing of passengers:

become a stewardess.

of B.W.LA. Jour she took the job.

yours

fold over

water

(ε-cxi- AVOCADO SOUFFLE

"I enjoy anything connected with food," said Mrs Puap.

SOME RECIPES

and

Another dish is avocado soule. grate 1 medium- Peel and sized avocado. Melt 1 ounce

butter and stir in ounce flour.

Add pint milk, and elir unti thick. Let cool. Then sur in 3 She enjoys entertaining cooking, collects recipes, and egg yolks and beal well. Whisk specializes in West Indlun eg whites until silf, fold into suce mixture and add grated dishes.

Here are some recipes which avocado. Season to taste. Pour can be mado without Lo into a greased ple-dish, allow

their Wegl' Indion chars Ing room for mixture to. rise, Ing aeter and flavour:

Ilak in л quick oven

until golden brown-about 30 minutes Serve at once.

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Important Questions

-Knart Figures Out The Answers All By Himself→

"Good morning, Kaarf," said By MAX TRELL NAHF, the Shadow Boy with a letter.

4he Hoplinan,-on-he-handisi Kaart

"Where do feltern cune the Turned-About Name,

This heard the clinking of bottles from?" Kourt asked the

and went to the door botise.

of the man.

"Letters come from people," Just as he thought, it was the said the Postman. (1

Milkman.

"Where do people со Imm?" asked Knarf.

This hand happened to be Making things easier

Spade bandh, if Mr Rosenthal and shown his HOSE who complain that we had bid slowly

wazle

much time in four card heurt suit he might Licep can take heart from a new have reached the heart grand American invention. It is slam. A club lend by West Bramophone record which, by would have besten him one trick mechanical device, atuits itself while he would make it on n

daying in the midle of the heart or diamond opening. night. The record gives instrue- tions on how to relax. Some Unie uga Dr Strabistaus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht

Q-The bidding has been: Vented an idarm-clock which North East South West Would ring every ten minutes) - 1 ● Рака 14 from midnight to 7 aan. Dy D 1N.T. Pay ? preparation for the final alarm You, South, bold; al. The idea won that

AK-705 -32 3532 $654 Having heard the repeated warn- What do you do?

ings the awakened sleeper would be on the alert when the im- portuni 8 a.in. warnlag sounded. Whale catches sprat

-

To bonst that robot "ar-

ranged a bowl of tulips" is rather like: congratulating ย pile-driver un cracking a wal- nut. Even human beings arrange tulips.

can

Pass

A-Pans. You wish you und passed at one diamond as you should have,

·TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as la the question just answered.

You, South, hold;

AK765 AZ 43532 4854

What do you do now?

Answer TomBITOW

Knarf.

Milicman,"

suid

"Morning,

"Mering, Knael," said Milk- "Where does milk come from?" Knari asked Milkman.

man.

"From a cow," said the Milk

mun.

"And where does a cow come from, Milknen?" asked Knart.

Ask The Cow

"Now that's something you'd better ask the cow," suid the Milkman.

"I guess I'd better be going. I've got

inore of these Jois bottles to leave in front of luts more of these houses, along lo more of the streets of this town,"

And the Mikinan smiled and hurried away,

}

A few minutes later, a whistle blew. Knart opened the door. again. There stood the Postman. "Good morning, Posiman,"

YOUR BIRTHDAY...BY STELLA Fuld Karf.

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 9

you have BORN today.

one of tlusse fery, "get-it-dune now" naturea You are bom leade pane of those who is always found at the head of the procession. Somne- As you take a Bitle longer than TGOMERY tu anake up your mud. But unre, you have déelied upon a Pourse, of setion, you speed ahead, Ti fideles allowed? If you can't leap over them you run around! them with me. You have a guar! head for busters and probably will accumulate something of a forturie | Gurng your lifetime. Yet, you are not

interested in. money-making, just for the make ut being rich. You will want to de Something

conalructive with your

wherever you go and can usually be located at the center of aty athering. You have a keen sense of humour, and although your wit tap to be rather mathing, you unly take faste only with tho who are able to cope with you! You are kindly toward those who can't play the same, awit game of repartee and will withdraw quickly, seeking elsewhere for more cquist Altogether, you are an interesting and exciting person, to have around.

competion. a freiges

good is words, solution Words, excellent.

tomorrow.

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by LEONARD BARDEN

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An ending from actual play. White to move and win.

London Express Aeralce

coina. You, enjoy sponzuritul MURIYA educational, intantopk of Mimic project. The cultural arts | Interest you, and you might becuing

at patron, of the arts. assistance to

those who show

Among se bom un this date were:"Fisher Ames, statesanais, educator and wit: Zirchy Zimbellat, violinie: King Loop! ir of Belgium; - Charles Pierre Faudelaire, French poet Hervert

rt L. Dogood, historian: Carmel Myera, petrcan, and Olins Warner, sculptor,

To find what the sings have In creative pranine but inek material alore for you" tomprrow, select your funds to cry on.

birthday or und' read the cofita- Attractive to members of the ponding paragraph. Let your birth- upporte sex, you will be popular day stor be your daily guide,

-THURSDAY, APRIL—10———————

suocem,

ARIES (MAX. 21-Apr. 20)- LIBIA (Dept. 24-Oct. 21)- Being progressive i5 4 distinct A fine day for new ideas. See that advantage today. But couder very you. Implement them at once. Delay carefully asty new offer made you. will only retard your eventual

TAVKUB, (Apr... 21-May 21..... Complete home project under way, either on the donbestte or business front.

good day for petung things done.

GEMINI. (May

RCOLPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 2Z)- Don't be no busy with career in- terenta that you neglect lʊye andi romance. This so can be im-

22 June zi)— pariant!

Take time out to store up cherry. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 29-Dec. IF)-- There are some hury days abend Round, gut, new ideas and complete and you will nerd plenty of some job you began a few day strength then |_

~~

CANCER (June 22-July 20'

you Ive been maiding pla Jately. thin le lhe day to con- summate the Tre up the too enda and make send

July LEO

24-ARS. Organization is important. - Whether at home or at work, see that you have a careful plan in readiness and then follow it.

VIRGO LAME. 21.Dept, 21)- Il important, shopping rods to be done, take me out to do it pro- perly. Handle Job problem factfully.

,

def now to your favour.

CAPRICORN (Doc. 13-Jen. 20)--- Something you have been und en for the past five day culminate in museer now," Work at AQUARIUS (J22-Feb. 19)---- Talco a'cadéuisted business risk end achilevo, the desired remalle Th very likely can lie your best day ANİK MODU

VANCKA

20-Mar (Feb.

breskr You should really get the today, Bee that you take tuli advantage of the foxkuonly pepects.

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"I'm not very smart," the Grocery Boy told Knarf.

Hard Question

Now that's.n.hard question to answer," said the Postman, "and besides, I'm pretty busy this morning. I've got to deliver a Jut more letters to a lot more people in a lot more houses along a lot more streets in this

towx)."

Then the Postman smiled and hurried off.

bright, winter sunshine. And he the next time he saw the Milk wondered 10 himself when an und the Postmun and the things like cows and people und Grocery Bor, he was going to potatoes and the ground all tell them what they didn't seem came from.

to know.

The souffle also may bo sleamed Instead of baked. Allow about hour, cover and sleam until set.

Household Hints

Put candles in the refrigerator about 24 hours before using them. This reduces dripping and keeps candles from burting down so fast.

A

meat thermometer should And after thinking, and think. He-was-going-to-tell-them be inserted into-the-conize of Ing. he thought at last that they that everything came from the the thick muscle at a roast. I! vil must come, like the sun- sky like the sunshine, people it touches bong or fat, I will shine from high up in the sky, and cows and potatoes and even not register the true- tempera- And he made up his mind that the ground,

turc.

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Pretty

Summer ECTIONS

Then the bell-rang-agahi-and- When Knart opened the door, there alood the Grocery Boy with a big bag of potatoes.

"Good morning. Grocery Doy," said Knurf,

"Good inorning. Knart" said the Grocery Bor. "Here's a bar of potatoes for your dinner to- night,"

comu

"Where du potatoes from?" asked. Koart,

They come from the grund," said the Grocery Boy.

"Where does the ground come from? asked Knari.

The Grocery Boy stood there, scratching his head. Finally, hó raid, "I'm not very smart.

I

don't know where the ground

comes from. You'll have to ask someone smarter than I am.

"Anway, I've got a lot more potatoes and tomatoes and ear- rots and peas and onlos and

ather lettuce and

vegetables to deliver to lots more people in lots more houses on fols more streets in this town, If I don't do I right away, none of them will have enough to eat for to- 'night's dinner."

Patch Of Sunshino

And Khurl went back to his room and sat down in a chale near the window in a patch of

Rupert and the Silent Land-2

Rupert hurries' to his pal run and find out what has "Wewhat ever was that 2,” be

Rupert needs no happened."

"I "Have you hurt your quavers

second hint and off he trose. sell?" "No fear, nothing hurts, wasn't a bang. It was more like ase, I'm tough, grina Edward, a gigantic whoosh," he thinks. *but that fearful noise has neaply “Almost as if a great airplane deafened me. The apple picking had just missed va?" "He"gates, is about finished, so 1 wish, you'd - into the sky but sees gathing?"

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