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This Funny World

.REG.

HIDER

"I understand they're a very close family."

YOUR BIRTHDAY

THURSDAY, APRIL 3

kuity

PORN today, you have a

and rympathetic nature and are always eager to help those who mELY

Yull 1 fortunate than yourself.

ren to underland the problems of Everyone and then have a moulton You underland Trady sily

their underlying have the and-dince you pift of the written word—you prob- ably will write well. You have a fense of the desmalic and keen aenor of be. It in ponsible that the stage will berkon to you as weil,

-uple JUDĚLUDA

In fact. there are a number of follow TI

enreers you might wa

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1 up to you youth the noe you inart desire atur With the follow it tetinedownly. proper courentration to a purpom, you can became outstanding and reach fame and, most kely. material success as well,

You need to watch me me pulsiveness. You are apt to may and do things which get you into hot water. Then you have quite o tune getting out of the mess! Learn to look, Lefore you leap and yell

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THE CHINA MAY, THURSDAY, APRIL 8, 1958.

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Fault Lies In South's Bids

By OSWALD JACOBY

HE play of today's band will

THE

not be described irl detail. muffice to say thut Eust and- West put up very good defence and set South three tricks at nis three no-trump contract.

The interest in the hand les in the bidding. Played at spades North will make four odd and orth and South want to know whal - went wrong with their| bidding.

Let us take up North's bidding. Art, His one ipade response isi normal tund while he might have brid three spades over his part-

NORTHI 4100703

11

02

310.

AKQ#J

WEBT

Q82

KAST

435

By STELLA

J 109 +Q874 972

Q1843

◆KD

4A854

romance

wib have less to unscramble. Your minations are quite near the surface. It is hely that you will have more Uion Gene

before you decide to settle down. Vet, for the De Happiness, you should actually for then wed qults early in life, your character in more flexible and yuu ure.able to adjust mite easily.

You are rather inclined to worry too much over inconsequential matters. When it comes to a inajur crisis, you are caint and collated. Leam not to look too for

Crm your bridges when you come to them-not beforehand, in your Imagination.

Ainong thone born on the date were: Washington Irving, ashor; George Jessel," comedian; Reginald De Koven,

Composer: John Edward Durroughs, naturalist:

Everelt lale, author, and Margaret Angiin, actrem,

To find what the stam have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corre poriding paragraph. Let your birthe day Mar be your daily guide.

FRIDAY, APRIL 4'

ABBES *Star. 31-Apr

You

—012.

A May when the full benefit of a partnership in orkienced. A full inon brings increased activity. TAURUS (Apr, 21-May

celine business and сол pie with profit Friday, Fallow Your Intuitions.

GEMINI (Alay -June 20- Take a calculated risk tintay nd it

likely that you will win but. Pay

tention to remanee, fool CANCER June 22-tuty The foll moon ran brim a ghly #venesfall cutron tout un taml

venita Müke a das predl, fr,

July

LEO

-

If you fikseat trip.

this could be a

day to set it.

Anticipate rewarding results the

Aug. 21-Rept

• Tìm in time für esætiðlát matters

The

first thing: first love but sentials inti later

LIBRA

(Sept. 21-1 21- This could be a day for pubikatlan PORN tatay Yo H

Detranne

eralizatuaza of Intelligence ond gasten.

atte Wher 1kvk#ff In other word Voter action and words are quite un- predictable Yet you live by mane

Jenet Very frie

114 you will adhere with

alist Jakunileal fervruz Yun avve, a strent freling 11, the downtrodden and will always finske a pitch" on their behalt

.

You are crafty la defender your point of view from all oppottents, and once you have set out in a denile direction you pre-hul-do- be turned adde. In fact, you are a real fighter for anything you con- alder to be right. It matters title whether your stand in correct or not. The important, thing for you i thot you believe in 1. This netflade is one of the xyniploma of fanaliefær, and it may be that y will need to guaril against, this at sustav pezio in your lie.

ARIES

now.

SCONDID

FOR

[ thlogy have gone as you anticipated, cricbrate your

25-NDY, (Orl

22 If you are alert and petive, then eunina21) you can anticipate the of previously side plans,

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)--- This chov sind mit a furtunate 10-day period for you, t you have reached at least o

fective.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-dan, 20)- Demonal affaim shouki well. Correlated palms are 1 well- favoured,

21-KYB, 19) — AQUARIUS (Jan. This day could bring o earned Mnem and cal mereen, far beyond your fondest anticipations,

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20)- You have a venturemme qirit, and If you wet with taftiative!) you should win at handsomely.

You men have farinal with excellent memories for detail. fund You bevthan an encyclopaedic of information which you em bring to hear fe any argument. De carr ful that you don't

fact that might prove the other side of the argenti

abolutely Seurale and fair, rou must lea Ta connicor both alter of a question.

נלך

Exert caution in marriage, for it in Iniportant that you oeléct poznes one who is thoroughly compatibile with your basic ideals. Otherwise Here can be no lifelong harmony for you,,

Athong those bom on this date were: Linius Yale, inventor: Remy de Gournont. French poet and prite, and · Arthur Murray, dance instructor.

And what the stare have in klute lor you tomorrow, select your birthday star and rend the corres- ponding paraumph. Let your birth day star te your daily fade.

SATURDAY, APRIL 5 (Alar. 21-Apr. 10) Your own altitude may, deletning the degree of suegra joday. Check

new plate carefully befons becom live and act wisely, all goes well.

Ang involved,

TAURON (Apr. 21-May 20- Much of your programs today des pendu upon yaniz wlingness and ability to cooperate with others.

GESHNI (Play 22-June 21)- Avoti rizk-taking and don't got into an argument, oven a mixer one. Jt could upset long-term planning,

CANCEL (June 2-uly 231- Avold taking any uncalculated risk. Be fairly sure where you want to zet before you starį out!

1.50 July 21-Aug.

now.

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Your health is the important thing Plan to get a peaceful, pesifid weekend to rebulki energies. VIRGO – LANE, 21-Sept. 23

If you have made plan for the future, then what you accomplish Coxlay

forward can

that major objective,

LIBRA {Hep 21-det. Personal alfalia may teall, fur clone attention. There are mixed tendèņi- en today. Take a jsitive attitude. RCOLPIO (Oct 24-Nov.

19)-

CAPRICORN (tire. 21-Jan, 203– Thiere may be Mone confusing trends, but if you take the initia

(Jan. 21-Feb. AQUARIUS Confidence in the future is im portant, but it also uportart that yint act discreetly today!

PISCES (I'm. 20-Mar.

toword

SOUTH (D)

SAKA

ФАКТ

North and South vulnerable'

A0532

J 10

Routh

West North

East

14

Pors 14

Pass

2 N.T. P513

Pars 3N.T. Pasa

Pass

Opening lead--❤ J.

ner's two np-trump I must op- prove his actual three no-trump bid. His spades were woefully weak and I seemed to him that his Jack and ten of diamonds might well All in a diamond sull for his partner.

Now we come to South's bid- ding. His one diamond opening Is entirely correct but has tivo no-trump bld leaves much to be desired.

True enough, he had

the right number of points (19) and the right distribution (6-3-3-3) but he did not have? the right hand.

There

North

In the first place cluły were completely unstopped. was no guarantee that

lend and could handle a club South shoul not have taken that chance,

South had no completely satin. factory bid, Two spades was in- adequate. Three spades sound except for the fact that South only held three trumps, but it would be a far better bid than two no-trump..

His alternate big would be an irregular bld of two hearts but my own preference is for the simple three spades.

CARD Sendek♦

Q-The bidding has been: North 1+

East South. West Pass

Pass 14 2 N.T. Pass

You, South, hold:

109103 82 +J10 4K Q63 What do you do?

A-Did three no-trump. (See today's article for reasons,)

'TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is the same as in the question just answered.

Yau, South, hold: AKQ9876 WARG +705 42

What do you do?

Answer on Saturday

WOMANSENSE

ON GUARD! AGAINST THE THREAT OF THE

NEW SHORT SKIRT

ROUND - ABOUT presente: Leason No. 1 in We big fashion problem ahead for this spring: Woman every how to cope with the now short skirts. (It is the same rag if you're geifing out of

2 fimousine or just on

a busi)

toi

Chlef problem is how to slide out of a car or taxi pretilly, always calling for a little -atiepifon--but not too much!

Above (left). The right

paired way,

together closely, kares touchlag and a gentle, sideways allp down to the ground.

And the wrong way? Below (Fett) Wo demonstrate a disastrous pitfall for the gir

THE WRONG WAY who doesn't take due care

A slither that rucks up the skirt.

--London Express Servica).

. BY. THE WAY.

HOM

by Beachcomber

Institute the

of being presented to the 'ambassa- Nictologists comes a report cor's wife?

MARLENE SPEAKS OUT

THE FOLLOWING IS THE FIRST OF TWO

By Gay Pauley "WOMAN'S VIEW" COLUMNS ON

MARLENE DIETRICH, OFTEN CALLED Mshe is led to the teeth THE

ARLENE Dietrich says

WORLD'S MOST. GLAMOROUS with the glamorous grand- WOMAN, MISS DIETRICH, IN AN mn title.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW, DISCUSSED "I'm beginning to feel Ike Grandina Muses," The EVERYTHING FROM HER CLOTHES TO HER CULINARY SKILLS. TODAY'S She also wishes people would stop naking her the COLUMN DISCLOSES THAT LA DIET- secret of her youthful up- RICH IS WEARY OF BEING THE pearance.

"GLAMOROUS GranDMA.'

said.

"I'm not that old, dear,” she conumented.

The German-born star, whose gaunt beauty, shupely legs and flair for the spectacular have made her an international legend, spoke her mind firmly on several subjects -- from the | Chemise ("awful") to the annual Dist of best-dressed wonten ("only the very rich make ), I talked with her in her park avenue apartment, in one of the rare interviews she has given [ an individual reporter,

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"My heavens," she said. "The press found things interesting to discuss with me before I became You'd think Krundinather. now my only claim to fame was having grandchildren."

GRANDCHILDREN

own

cams, or anything greasy on my face and hands.

That is why I have work- mon's hands."

not running around in last year's dress."

י

The actress for years has been a "regular" on the 10 best- The conversation turned to dressed women, compiled the chemise und the best- annually by the New York Dress dressed Histo.

Instituto this year, she was Mim Dietrich, whose personal missing. wardrobe is mostly the work of Balenciaga of Paris, chemise "made this a cheap I ever got

I didn't buy place. Oh, it's an institution. anything. I think women wear but only Le very rich with a the chemise because they feel lot of time get on it, Where's a working woman re- It must be new: It shows they're rarely

season for ma.

"And I'm not at all concerned," sald the she smiled, "I don't know how there in the Ant

"APRIL IN PARIS" BALL

ON APRIL 10TH

1 Paris" charity ball at from Versailles by the French

There are three-dges eight and six years and eight months, all children of her daughter, Murla, an actress in her right and married to William

the Waldorf Astoria Hotel Riva, a scenic designer.

Lots of younger women are in New York held grandmas these days," said Miss spring, will mark its Dietrich. "Particularly they

HE annual "April in made for Louis XIV and jent

Government.

A spectacular event will be each the showing of the Christian 7th Dior spring and summer col- the leetion, Lo be specially pre- sented in memory of the late designer. This is the first time

have a daughter, who usually consecutive year, with will marry earlier than a son," most elaborate programme

Just how old, or young, the ever staged. actress is she didn't say. 4

recent "who's who" fisted her as The proceeds, which exceeded born in Berlin, In December 500,000 dollars (obout £170,000) 1904,

last

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since the foundation of the

house of Dior in 1947 Uhat the

has French collection

been shown in the United States,

At previous "April" balls, several Top Purls creators have been invited to present, colloc this tively, each showing a limited with number of models. This year, Alphand, the French couture (top dress

of

yeur, benellt numerous worthy Franco-American charit- "t was a very young girl when able urganisations, and are ex- I made my frst picture (the pected to reach that figure on Blue Angel)"

"The the night of April 10, 1958. she said. movie was a classic, so people

Dwight Eisenhower Mr remember me from way back. Fonorary chairman But Lorella Young was making years "April in Paris",

Monsieur Herve movies before I was,"

French Ambassador Her latest picture is "Witness United States as guest of solely by the house of Clor. A with honour. In Paris, the honorary special aircraft will take - tho prosecution,"

head of the Committee is the dresses and mannequins across Duchess of Windsor, who will the Atlantic, Janding them

for

the

Charles Loughton and Tyrone Power,

GENTLE

ball:

the

the

makers) wil be represented

ot

return to New York for occasion. The Duchess is assist Idlewild airport, New York, on

the eve of the ball, April 0. od by the Duke de Brissac os

Churning and original Invita- the French of Certaluly the years have been co-President

tions mailed from France, stated at gentle with "her beauty. The group,,who recently

of preview of carry out the spring theme clear, pale skin is unlined. The the Paris publicity

flowers and nature, Little straw buir a sky gold red. The figure the

"Highlights of this

French baskets containing the actual successful spetacular, although she com-fabulously

Invitation card, which gently.

recipient of the plained "I'm a little thi: now."charity event, sponsored active- Her recent night club singingy by American generosity and remind the engagement at Las Vegas is to yally supported by ae Luxe 100-dollar entrance fee, and the the evening's French merchandise and artis programme blarne.

Le loans and gifts, will include events, were hand-trimmed by Kkill and French nuns in a convent near Paris. French

More than five miles of ribbon garlands were used for the bas- kets and bouquets of artificial- Cote d'Azur flowers.

An added novelty this year is

"I Just can't cat properly. I con' cat a big meal before a verformance and I'm not finished unit sometimes-three and four! In the morning. By then, my appellte's gone,"

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ten,”

The theme of this year's ball

of

Is "Flowers, trees, and foun- the "Lido Cabaret", wheco

as the decora-

carry on Into the "I'm a disappointment to any- tains" serving 16L.-from-the-

small hours of the morning writes one who

beauty tional motif in the Waldorf Patrons can column," Miss dietrich said. "I ballroom, with blooming chest "after the ball is over" for the don't diet, and have no speelal aut trees recalling the Champs additional fee of 135 dollars.

and the spring, I'm a Elysees in cart.

Gobelin tapestries, soap and water girl...can't stand priceless

with дег

The careless ground skirt. alliher out of the car that up the skirt to hare rucks Jackies more leg.

On guard!

BOYS'

secrets for skin

-Peggy Massin

AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

O'Scowl's Apartment

which should at once be placed What on earth?. 20before Uneseo and translated - TIE discovery that, pre-frozen Take a postive, practical attitude to Bulgarian by the British I

potatoes disintegrate into, a Look thin the Council.

tised which can be powder future rabber than into the past.

One person in every 10 is in the construction of pre- unable to wink with elthier cy, fabricated houses calls for a and 73 per cent of left-handed special session of the Folato and winkers USO

the left Legally, a closing of an eye. closing of an eye which often spokesman, "we should only be wooden..Indian, storted wallding narrower and

and Hiawatha, the Small-Sized winding stairs. The walls grew. involves a wrinkling of the nose, benefiting the eating problem

CROSSWORD

-Visitors Found It Hard To Keep Their Balance Here-

rous. There's no wind there. By MAX TRELL

Follow me. NARF, the Shadow Boy with

the

་

could

Kuat and Mawatha hardly keep their balance as the whole branch swayed in the wind.

to " attention "Pay no Pixie O'Scowl sold. "Come along I've got a ketile boiling

Kharf and Hiawatha followed on the Gre."

eye. Parsley Board. "It houses built Turned About Name, Pixie O'Beowl down the flight of

wink is a partial of potato could be demolished The entire and used as food,"

spid

位

is scheduled, as a grimace rather at the expense of the housing cross the Pine Tree Grove.

Ambidextrous problem." wink.

An offelul of the people usually hesitate, wonder Parsley Section said:

than

Ing which eye to wink with. In has nothing to do with us." the case of Able Seuran Love Interlude

versus Connie Bapchild

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1/3

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prove and the

Centre.

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Be serible in your activitien today". Don't overda, things and all goes wall with you. Lo moderatiori,

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 3-Det. N)— Take it easy today. Get mane jest, elaxation and outdoor recreation IP Jible.

CHESS

By LEONAND BARDEN

A problem by K Bypałowski Chess Amateur, 1999). White inates in twO, KA

Lamour 'suprish murusen

Acros

1. Pamed sword, 19)

7. Gambling paino. (4)

u. Geometrical shape. [4)

V. Blorage apscer. (0)

11. Stretch of water. (3)

12. Pleen of Risso, (4),

19. Grey coloured. (4)

is. Tominy the boxer (4)

17. Work, (4)

Early ship. (3)

21. Euclid's suppes. 193

22. Dlzenia. (4)

23. Tidy, (*)

24. Sidney aubtracted. (9)

1. Darlozed. (W)

4. Cast from Internes. (9)

3. Nooten. 151

4. Brought forth, 145

S. low, 101

J. Kagom rib (

7: Botizer, [4]

19. szárt.. (3)**

1. MOERIDE

thughter. (5)

13. Diy LG Seats 1*le.

17. Light man!

H. bạn

the

Clown. (8)

Christopher.

國

Rifkin Demonstration

carrot rules that

The

narrower. At length they came out on a small The dried leaves blew across corridor. They had to bend their This their path. Patches of snow flew hends to keep from hitting the

by The wind kept blowing celling. hurder and harder.

twn weather-beaten Mr Justice Cockle kippers, glimpsed on the bridge

two swift of the ship, were Finns. winks with the same eye con-

--News Item. stitute a double-wink. What about protocol? WHO, I wonder, was the man who at an embassy recep- tion the other day

Kave the American two-note whistle on

TARGET

HUW SMY

words of four letteri or inore ban you take from

letters in the

C

LT

M

making each

the

Y

N

rech of the

small squares taky by usta ance oni kon word, musi wataja the large tetter in the rentir Square, ang there must be at Itaas ang singletter word in the foreles list. No plucnis į no words no proper BAMEN – TUDNÝM TARGET: "13" words. good words, very 2006; 48 hoilos Lomorrow..

EISTERDAY:EÚSPLUTION ↑ There arÊN

"Come along Come along?" In fact, the wind blew to hard that, by and by, the two friends Pixie O'scowl kopt saying. found themselves going back- He switched on lights all along ward. Suddenly, they bumped the way. Into a tree.

· Two Flights Up

I was the Old Oak, Pixle Scowl, who had an apartment

THIS, I imagine is a misprint.

It should read, "had fins." Prodnose; Nonsensel Obvious- ly the word was "skippers."

hyself: Whoever heard of a ship's captain_with_fs?

Frodno e; But what would la the Tree (two flights up and three branches across), stuck his kippers be doing on the bridge? bend out of the window.

Myself: They were hung there

to dry for breakfast.

Dr Rhubarb'a' corner

"Heyl What's going on down there. Pixie O'Scowi called

down.

LR, writes:

Our daughter Koorf called up. "It's the brought home a young man and windi We can't walk!". kept on pointing out his Old

**Walt Q minute," Elontan tie.. At tea he dipped 'Scowl-said.

his, bread and butter in hla cup,

Pixle

"I let you in," A few moments later, a small

and daddy said: "Is that what door in the trunk of the. Old they do at Eton?” Muriel burst Oak swung open. Knort and out crying, and the young man Hiawatha aprang in. Pixle went on,trith his food. What O'Scowl shut the door.

should we do?

Dr Rhubarb sayı:

Carry it off with, an air. Strike up the Eton Boating Song Without comment .... It colli, cruisc all day in the high statics without am trouble, and quietly enough to slon to the radio.

(Motoring correspondent.)

"It's the worst wind I've ever peen in," said Knorf,

"Blows you around like a dead Leat said Hiawatha.

Only A Broase.

Stuf and nonseriso," sald Pixie O'Bcow: "IVE nothing but in brocżo, But come up to my f

We must be inside one of the branches," Knart remarked to Hiawatha,

•

Out- Of Broath

A few minutes later, Knarf and Hiawatha, quite out of stumbled into Pixle O'Scowl's parlour. They grabbed breath, hold of the chairs and sat down. It was a good thing they did because the whole room heaved up and down.

Pixle Oscowl paid no atten-

03 roing

down tion to any of this. He went, "What's about fixing tea.

there?" called Pixiz O'Scowl.

"Nothing to be afraid of," he kept saying "This is a mighty "Wow! Look at it shake!" said strong tree. It's been in lots of bends, one way, then it swings

worse winds than this one. It back and beads the other."

There was a loud cracking Reise at this moment.

Hiawatha,

Rupert and the Lost List-50

After scanning the ground lev some excitament" Rusquet anddenly gives a shout, and picking a ämall object out së the genus ba'waves it. Then he shows it to'kda' mystified puận..** Sec, thiații prom every ihing!" he cries. **It's the siny madićima bottle brought from

Jay

Santa Claur's secretary, and 1 gave it to Golly for the sick reindeer, it mum tuve red the poor thing because the bottle's empty and the reindene by gone. It must have become strong enough to carry away Goliy and the Clown and the Loy Monkey.

The tree is breaking!". Knárf · said,

Pixlo O'Scowl just chuckled as he served the tea..

Nothing To Fear

*NO, It's just the Old Oak stretching liscif. This old tree is like someone waking up in the morning, after a long sleep. It's stretchink itself....stretching, strelching. It's geling ready for next spring. But there's nothing to be afraid of. It won't bronki

How many aboens of sugar' do you tako?”

Knart and Hiawatha drank Their ten and tried to forget, while they were drinking it, that they were high up in the Old Oak Tres (two flights up and three branches across) "013 ... 124# windiest day of the winter,