1958-03-24 — Page 5

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This Funny World

"All A's, huh? Whatcha tryin' to do, make people think we're intellectuals?"

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THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, MARCH 24, 1958.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Bidding Good; Results. Bad

By OSWALD JACOBY

DERT

CROSSETT of Pitts- Dburgh sent me today's hand with a request that 1 comment on the bidding and play.

In particular ho wants to know If tour hearts should have been bid and it Bouth should have made it. In the actual play South won the opening club lead and played tho nee and king of bearta whereupon he had to lose four tricks. A first round heart finesse would have ollowed him to make his con- tract.

WOMANSENSE

cut

myself

a wolf's tail

Tabor is Ma, surrounded by knee-length modified HREE weeks ago I was sitting in the perfumod dress' "ancks" and early spring sunshine.

Today I am landing on Brown Lake, in Canada's North West Territorios, in a tempera- ture of 49 degrees below freez- ing point. I have just landed in a Beaver ski-pline on the The answer to those questionaice to inspect come polsoned is that four hearts certainly is a wolves. And as a memento I have proper contract and that I can hacked off a while and silver And nothing wrong with South's burhy tall, frozen play except the actual result. board. Holding nino cards in a suit there is no excuse for a first round finesse for the queen,

FIVE SMART HUSKIES

I shall take it back to Indian chief Joe Sangria when I visit enowmobile to- lia village by

He will know how to night. preserve it.

EILEEN ASCROFT

roports from the edge of

the Arctic

Circle

To

AND TAKE

IT TO

BIG CHIEF JOE

GUCURES

buffalo and the bounding white-

tinged caribou,

Near the Arctle Circle wo

dropped down to visit Port

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Radium, a small community in method for cooking fish in the home, Hore, on the feingo-of As for the bidding, there is a

the middle of nowhere, that has bush over an open åre--they the bish, a deep freezo la a

DOWN round the Eldorado thread them on a sticks and roast routine

piece of household 101 of interest there. The open-

LIELĀ

maisa. An unumsal them. Useful tip for fishing and equipment. ing bid and the two passes are by Beachcomber

It was Big Chief Joe, of the pairs of gloves and a padded addition to my luggage now is barbecue dans back home.

Even in the logging cargas – İ correct but South really show-

a hunk of uranfumm oro.

One of the fascinations of this the forest there were luxury an English stationnmater's complete my sub-zero attire, He had spade only.

"Keep it away from your wealthy, expanding cou stry is surprises, including oil heating MANY happy returns of the the wires and play it, then, ed lack of enterprise when he cokolio with uniform cont, what do you expect?

Invy 1tech -presented by the Queen and have sunglasses to guard against camera," and manager Jack to visit the townshipe growing plante and television day to anybody whose arms through bid one

the wires, she could set about every reason to expect that the

renewed every three years snow blindness and a scarf tled McNiven, or it will ruin your up round the mines and now to pass a night at the Laic mix birthday it happens to be.

protect my ilms,"

industries.

Perles bush camp I When I was Mayor of Fulham the harp. If, before the year is bidding would die right there according to the 1099. treaty round the face to

she dislikes both instru-

between the Crown and the 1080 from frostbite.

Stocking the little airplane for Eight years ago I visited astonished to find hột-- showe Indians-who

me lent

his Over my ski pants in this land

the north of and a French chef, in: "nul ments equally. I advise her to

caribou skin sleigh and dog of fur trapping, where mink one day's outing is like propar- Forestville, in

ing for the family holidays. Quebec Province, among the regalia, presiding over the nak for a brace of cymbals, or a

tcom-ave smart huskies, wear- palta fetch 30 dollars aplece, and sleeping bags and matches are great forests where spruce and cuisine. triangle. Mastery of even Instrument has its dangers,

ing black velvet coals, em- white for skins 19 dollars, I the frat essential the principal balsam fr are felled to make

AN EXAMPLE broidered with their team name wear high seal-skin boola.

hope of life, if the airplane noweprint. I found #

Chef Joe Porlier put on a was exemplified by the disgrace-

....Snowdrift.

Greatest distvantage about

lunch menu, of druit jules - or ful scene in the Doncaster Oper House, when patronising

this, extreme cold is that almost should be forced down in these community of wooden house,

And there a tiny church, end a schooL

SOLID, Lurkey with all the violinist transferred his bow to

everything you touch, be it roodless wastes.

A RACECOURSE

trimninge, fried fish, ster De his young neighbour's violin for

animal or mineral, promptly only one engine!

In a night temperaḥrro of 00 Today there are fine re- spaghetti and meat bells, a moment or two. The ridiculous

gives you an electric shock.

stracts, degrees below zero, without fire sidential

followed by three kinds of: plo and protection, one could live, theatre, stores, churches, and for dessert, cheese, frult, salad with fuck, about 24 hours.

skating rinks.. About the only and coffee. GOOD METHOD

thing they are missing now is a full-scale racecoursel

I used Lo issue that tule up, message overy day of the year, which accounts for the cheers which greeted me in the streets, "He is always thinking of us," sold a red-faced hosler, who happened to be the last person I over wanted to think of. The call

Д

one

08

WHEN Foulenough called on duct on the one violin did not

Little Bo-Pest

"DAD-D

AD-DY, why can-not we dis-criss with the Russ-i-ans the ab-ol-it-t-on of feats of nu-cle-ar wea-pons?"

"Be-cause they would use the occ-as-t-on for pro-pa-gan-da."

"Have we no prop-a-gan-đa, dad-dy?"

"Oh, go to sicep." "

the eagle ear of the Vita Brevis his attempts to escape

were lynx-cored conductor. obuy her instructions worth accing. He presented the aunt with a bunch of flowers, saying, "Would that I could say that these few blooms had been gathered in the dewy meadows." Behind his hand, he whispered been to Vita, "It would have cheaper." When the aunt naked him "What have you been doing he was with yourself intely?" tempted to reply, "Ask the bookies," but remembered just in time that he must not talk of such things. Ho anid, with fatuous grin, "Oh, this and that, you know. One passes one's

TC ilme, does not one?" He

endcoring framed from using terms when he addressed Vila, and he drank his sherry as a fly sips water, instead of hurling it

and amacking down

his lips. Vita 108 touched by his herculean efforts 10 behave reasonably, and her grateful smile set his heart pounding, us he sald afterwards, like a run- away horsoо."

One thing and another

A

MUSICAL student's scholar- ship has been prolonged for

a year "in order to cosable her from to change her Instrument the planoforte to the harp." But the one instrument not In- compatible with the other. By pushing the pleno close to the harp she could stretch through

TARGET

HOW MOREY

four

NORTH 6752

100042 +994 #AB

31

WEST (D)

KAST

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B

81 075 AK

380532 KQJ10973 4864

SOUTH SAKJ909

AKIJ

42

No one vulnerable West North

24 3d Разв 44 10 Pari

East Bouth Phis PAI 14 Toy 24 Pats Pass Pass

+107

Opening lead-15

and it would take very little in the North hand

to produce

1

South should either have bid two apades or doubled the club.

fame.

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of more co 703 ko from 20 letters in the KORKEA on the left to making each A R

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JATUNDAY'S SOLUTION –– Kate abiel Kiridi alar slate nibal alat niet alter A Brist arii basi Mač) – Netter DALE DELL BitaTaška

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one

West's rebids were reasortable although it North had thought of doubling four clubs West would have been set two tricks. South's hand definitely ranted all his rebids,

Also

war-

Finally we come to North's bid of four hearts. North must have played with South beforu conservative and known how South was. Hence with trumps and an ace he was justi- fied in going to four hearts even though the hand did not make.

Ave

♥SCARD SendIERS

Q-The bidding has been: South Weat North

Fast

14

Double Redbl.

2❤

34

Pusa

香港

Para

You, South, hold:

With the chief's son, Pierre, I drove the team to the Great Slave Lake and spent a morning chipping & hole in the three foot ice to sink a net and catch fine white fish and trout. It was so cold, Every time you blinked your eyes the Icicles clinked on your eyelashes,

TWO SETS Arctic attire may not look But with two sels of elegant.

black stripod long red and underwear, sweater, shirt, three pairs of socks, three hoods, two

GREAT WASTES It is becoming quite the fashion these days to fly to the Polo. So I took another trip in the Beaver and few 300 miles Emergency rationes, too, have over great wastes of frozen to be carried, plus an axe for lakes and Scrubby, snow- wood chopping, frut-aid kit, a covered rocks to the Arctic small tent, a hip Bask, and fish- Circle. The area was not entirely ing tackle, in case we have to do deserted, for we were lucky and our hunting.

have good saw large herds of shaggy, wild

The

Indiana

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Two New Summer Dresses

LEFT:

A classic In silver-sand coloured Irish linen by Manchester de

signer Edna Glyn.

RIGHT: An easy-to-wear ' shirt-walster in

woven

striped cotton by Susan

Small

small

schools, a

He can feed 145-hungry-men four meals a day... His rath It is no hardship being a kitchen could set an example to house-wife in this little town many famous Landobi hurtel, PORM among the sturdy forests. They three feet high were gleaming.

modal Labour-saving All the slowes and postale have kitchens and home laundries of covered with freshly landered a kind we only dream about at muslin,

YOUR BIRTHDAY ........ By STELLA

MONDAY, MARCH 24

BORN today, You have a great devote your leisure, to

to

love of justke and fair-cheating in your heart and you cannot bear anyone being taken of. In fact, "you will especially those who appear to be too weak to fight for themselves,

Shoe you have great determina- tion and will power, you and it othere dict to understand how

Be up for the underdog-

I

can

what you enjoy the most, You work hard when you work. But sinos you are efficient and emergelic, you are able to find time for the full enjoyment of life as well.

Your intuitions are keen and they Mulde you correctly. usually Affectionate and loving, your bore lie ahould be a happy and content- ed one.

Among those harm on thin date Joel Barlow, poet and dip-

statemen

Cholby, Thamas E. Dewey, slates- the pushing faree coitada de Cage, reformer behind them. - You will not, how mes: ever, condone lasiņam. Anyone Rufus King, Colonial staternon, and Train, noted who is willing to help himself an George Francis

attorney and author. Always be entred of your old and matalance.

be **winksy-why" in thou opinions Yet you have a kindiness were:

and affection for those who try lomat: Andrew Mellon hard but ans not "pushy!" You are and art patron: Fanny willing to be

To find what the stars have in You are happiest when in se dore for you tomorrow, select your Beld of me, berature or allied birthday far and read the corres me, but if you are thrust Info ponding paragraph. Let your birth- Bothe other kind of work, you will day star be your daily guide.

TUESDAY, MARCH 25

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr.

20)-- ment move today. If changing your One of your best days so far this job, this could be a good day to do month Act declavaly on a matter it,

to your of importance Woldene.

MAR9765 O OK76 AJS05

What do you bid?

A-Four bearis. Even though you only have 11 high card polets and have alrendy jumped there may be a alam and, you have nothing to lose by this bid, Your partner can still hid four spades.

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding is as above and you are again back to North halding:

AQI84 ❤Q75 45 LA QIODE West passes after your part- ner's four-heart bld. What do you, Norib, do now?",

Answer Tomatrow

CROSSWORD

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10) (Jan, 21-Feb. Act on some matter involving the welfare of childreta I can bring you great deal of pressure,

PIECES (D. 20-LE- 20)

TAURUS (APT. Best to follow norinal, conservative parteme. Don't attempt innovations Put your best efforts to your dob undem you are prepared to accept today and you will ace carrollent Demalia. Be poaldive La your the riska involved

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21)- opening Doors of opportunity are

You To full advantage of ■ chance to improve your ocetition. 23Jw (June 21-July CANCER

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Increment inducementa for tinued upgungo in your affairs. Take a giant step, in the right direction.

LEO

24-ACK. (July

You should be able to sodialy Lose one of your major umblitons

24-Sept.

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

H. E Atkins, who died two Today, Keep your eyes open for years ago, won the Britis Opportunity.

VIRGO (Aug.

23-Championship more times than Bain-poorer counts on the career anyone else. Here is how he frond.today. You will be able to not action. on the job. Improve

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Plan de fully for the future and sat on mone) peman, of . kai motivity now. Get

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Solution No. 5370; 1 \Q—87

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BOYS' AND GIRLS'

Baron Munch's Adventure

-He Could Find Things Just Like Doge Can-

MAGAZINE

"I sold I would be very piensed to know how to do this

well," "Very

sald

the Bernard.

"Some years ago, when I was visiting in Doglandia which is a country of Dogs, I was pre- sented to King Bernard, Ruler of the Dogs. Ho invited Most of stories before.

them me to have dinner at the Royal By MAX TRELL

Palace. were very strange indeed,

rather Hiawatha said in a "I SUPPOSE," Baron Munch

was anying to Knarf, the loud whisper "I don't belleve Shadow Boy with the Turned- anything he tells us."

However, Baron Munch mere- About Name, and Teddy, the Stuffed Bear and Hiawatha, ike. ly smiled and began his story. Small-Sized

Indian, Wooden "that you've often wondered hown dog manages to

things."

"I've often

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wondered about that," said Knart. "Dogs just run along the ground, sniffing, Jort and finally they find a rubber ball lying in the grouk."

Sniffing Does It

"It's the malishag thạt does it,” Bald Hiawatha.

"Yes," said Toddy, but how can anybody, who's not a dog, wolft iko a dog!"

"My

dear children," said

Baron Munch, after listening to what his three friends had said, #you must believe me. when I tell you what once happened to me. It's a true story, of cours,” |

Kharf and Taddy wid watha looked at one another. Thee had besed Burani Murah

"After he inished his dinner bone, King Bernard said to me: Baron Munch, how would you like to be able to go around finding things like a dog?"

Rupert and the Lost List-41

Santa Claus all the Golliwon saying, he turns to his alodas anul· to calm down." Thanks to Rupertise. Yes, but what about anxiously. the Christmas premata for me says Golly. Nutwood will but fall, “though we don Flere 4 am with a kicle reindeer have lost no-fauch time. The and no way of getting home."" Rupert amies, Cowboy fww them all, on tule Don't worry, plane. Now I have more world" The secretary sent some medicine soda and must be 'olf." So to cure the ésundear.

ALL RISHTA MEIURVED,

"I felt like wagging my tail sald Baron Munch, “as I ran out Up and down King of the palace.

the garden I ran, imagend snuffing. Buddenly, I met the Bootle, ****

“And with that, he uttered a sharp bark and, immediately, a sorvänt-It was a brown Spaniel came out carrying something on a tray,"

Kaart and Hanid asked what this was.

It Was A Mask.

"To my murprise," continued Baron Munch, "I saw that in was a mask, shaped like the head of a Foodio.

Under The Dalsins. (

***If it's a rubber ball you're looking for the Beetle said to mo-and I heard and under flood him distinctly you'll find it lying under that clump of dalales on the other side of the rose bush.

"And

euro enough," said Baron Munch, "there's where I "Put this on your head, found it. I thanked King very much for giving- King Bernard said to me, and Bernard you will woe bow easy it is to me the Poodle mask. - Thurtu And things Just as we Dogs do." took my leave of him and raflað

kun away from Deglandia,"tag") So I put the mask over my

A wonderful thing bep- Knart and Toddy were quite head. pened. Instantly, I could smell delighted with Haron Munch's nolls that I could never amoll story, but Hiawatha shook his before. I could hear the tick head loomily and said in va ing of a watch in the next roan, loud whisper Looking out of the window, E "I don't believo a 'word of i could see and hear a Beetle where," ho saked aloud, “13, the crawling under a rock at the Poodle mask now, Barony other end of the garden.

ania Baron Munich.

"Thorwa ball lying in tha gram," said the King of the "It just disappeared." Frogs to me, 'I'am sure you'll And Baron Minch have no trouble finding it now," and lit his -lácig,