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This Funny World
"I understand he's a pretty heavy drinker."
YOUR BIRTHDAY
TUESDAY, MARCH 18
BY STELLA
PORN today, you have a forceful but at least you have done sonies
perpurailly and are well-fitted
for public lite in one of its various Logene. It is likely that politice will internet you at n fairly early age. catlook and if you broaden your. beyond the local scenes, you can become an otatanding statesman, as well, If you are not Doniert with beint e his frog in a little pond, you will find it almost as easy to grow into a big frog in a de pond You have the ability to make friends, influence people" and gain their support.
Naturally, anyone as prestiva, an you are will also make enerates. However, you have a great facility for eventually turning enemies into friends. Even those who may tila: agree with you, will respect you for your opketone. There is a fig of sincerity in your manner which cannot be ignored or denied. You have great presence of mind And are pain in a criain. You seem to know what should be done, Many will diagree with what you d—
thing: you don't alt back and wait for autheone else to do RE
You have a vital and magnetle personally ad are attracted LG inone with wmtar tra!ta, However, you might become romantically ins volved with someone who is not your cultural equal There may be a tremendour romantic pull-but think twice before marrying this type. You would all too early tire of one who has phystent charm but You a ikup or undeveloped_mind) are much too menially vigorous to wed a "aamby-pamby,*
Among those bors on this date were: Grover Cleveland, U.S. Pre- akleute Margaret Culkin Banning. author: Richard Pearson Strong, Uologist: John C. Calhoun, mater, man; Francis Lieber, educator, and Belly Compton, actress.
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To find what the stars have store for you tomorrow, select your Birthday #tar and read the corrED- pinding paragraph. Let your birth- day star 1o your daily guide.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19
PISCEB (Fed. 20-Mar. 20) Be eminently practical in all that you undertake today. Avold high- ying ideaa without any factual
ALICH (Mar 21-Apr. 20) Int your intuitions guide you wiely Pay attention to your health and Kuard against an upmet in this direction.
before making
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THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, MARCH 18, 1958,
•JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
North Bids 7 With Fortitude
By OSWALD JACOBY
TODAY'S hand proves nothing
except that spades ore
mighty nico mult,
West's choice of a one-club opening was normal. He had a Hittle too much in high cards for a preemptive bid North's four of spades was also normal. He had a real freak hand and might
with well romp home
four spades even if South showed up with a bus
East considered an immediate Jump to reven clubs but r- strained himself for one reason, only. He wanted to cash in on a slom bonus and did not want North and South defending at bid seven spades. Hence, East six clube only.
South did not really expect to make six apades but knew his
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Both vulnerable
Weat 14
North East
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South 04 Double 74
Double Pass
Pass
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partner couldn't be hurt at that contract and South certainly thought that East and Weal could make their six clubs.
ne dangling. Get them straightened
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West also did not think that VIRGO CAME 21-Sept. *3)-- question new proportions carefully six spades could make but he important was willing to have his partner decision. Intuitan sheild be a safe bid the grand slam. Hence, his Fulde now.
pass to six spades. East obliged LIINA
(Rept. 24-Oct. 23)- with the grand slam bld and at Follow through un the base this point South doubled. of yesterday's beginnings.
Enjoy pleasant, Social recreation thin
21) ORIO
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May Take a trial balance of your amets send abulties. See that you are going where you want to. I not, change your direction.
ميزة
GEMINT (May 22-June 21)- Get your affiles in order.
A day for clearing the decks of unfinished business, to be ready for new plans.
CANCER (June 2-July Prem Donal affairs. Do the things that good to be dune on Lho domestic
Handic Д matter competently,
LEO (July 24-Aug. 2) Tako stock of your life. To up any loose enda in important affair that
legal
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CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
(Oct. 24-Nov. 2) Take positive and aggresive position in current affairs. Sew that everything la straightened out as you want it.
MAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-360, 22)- Relax tensions today, Make mure that any newly affered opportunity is exactly what you want. Other wize refuse it,
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)......
South's double was a request to his partner for an unusual lead. South was vold of hearts would and hoped that North work that lead out.
West did not know what was
going on exactly but thought a redouble was in order,
Now North did a lot of think-
THE is a good enough day. You can ing. What was his partner's Cou- makve it what you wish, Blame blo based on? Was it an acc yourself, not your stars, if you fall!] Not likely in view of the oppon- AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)ents bidding. Could it be a vold sult? Could it be a vold heart
route sult? Yes, in all probability.
Best to stick closely to Don't not on tmpt me, since wrong more now could prove most unfortunate.
TARGET
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How many
worde of TourTM lettern or more can You make from the letters to the
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In that case North could sco the space grand slam and took his partner's double of seven clubs out to seven spades.
CARD Serweķs
The bidding has been:
Weat North Eart Double Redbl. Pats Double Pass
9.
South
2+
24 You, South, hold: dù cho SOSzti
What do you do? A-Pass. You have told your partner that you are not inter- caled in a double of a low com- tract. He has beard yoL.
TODAY'S QUESTION You hold the same band. In- stead of doubling two spades your partner has bid four din- monds. What do you do now?
Answer Tomorrow
. BY. THE. WAY.
by Beachcomber
WOMANSENSE
LADY SPRING 1958
1.
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HARDY AMIES: This designer's "Lady Spring 1938" will wear an elegant little sult in a basket weave suiting such as this one with a straight loose back and the fronts curved in to flatter the bustline. The wide-collared jacket fastens at the side, les replacing buttons. Her short skirt has trouser picats in front and in the hollow of her back, and tapers to the hema. 2. JOHN CAVANAGH: The sack line has evolved into something of extreme, elegance and sophistication, as is indicated by this simple day dress shadow-fitted to the body by being ent on the cross, which is revested' only in movement. The material ghosto, a beige, srey and white pincheck worsted (Dumas and Maury), holds the line and by the use of bands of the material, supplies all necessary trimming, 3. CHARLES CREED: Jumper tops, which are a fashion of moment, require the polse of a smart woman to prevent their resemblance to a mere "sloppy Joe". Made in a sand-coloured. Lintan tweed, ploking up the colour of the Linton tweed check skirt and matching topecat, the cuifit has immediate sophistication. §. NORMAN HARTNELL: The real "couture" look, as befits a royal dressmaker, is seen in the line handwork and craftsmanship of this house. Every line of a model has a logical meaning. So the cleverly contrived collar of this jacket is absorbed into back fullness held in each side at the seams. The skirt fa siku but not too short. One of the popular canvas wears woollens In used. 5. LACUASSE: A tiny shepherd aheck in navy and while is cleverly used to give added Interest to this longer-jaskoted suit with lis sailor collar. The curved back is held by a slofied band of the material used diagonally. A diagonal band from walst to hem telma the skirt which is longer, reaching almost to mid-calf,
Keep In Trim
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By Ida Jean Kain
S
TO LOOK YOUNGER STREAMLINE
THE MIDDLE MEASUREMENT
TXERCISE is the streamlining measure by which you can change from a size 18% to an 18 diminutive, or from any half alze to a regular size. Today's exercise programme is designed to help you stim 21 inches off the waist; 3 inches off the abdomen; and 2 inches off the hips. To reduce the 13 pounds that Position: Lle back, left stand between you and the loro bent, right leg straight smaller size, keep your calories down, arms out at sidos, fore- at 1,000 a day, all in protective arme back. (The arm position foods lean meat, fish or fowl; straightens shoulders.) eggs, skim milk or buttermilk, cottage cheese, green leafy and yellow vagotables and fruits, Have 2 thin slices of bread a day, and a potato. Eat breakfast, including an egg. stop overeating at dinner and cut fata all along the line.
Now for the slimming-
toning exercises... for waist and stomach...
Position: Stand on knoes. then simply sit back on heels. Have OTHE outstretched at shoulder level. Pull firmly up and in with abdominal muscles, and hold this contraction throughout exercise movement.
Movement: Bend slowly side- words to the right, aiming to touch fingers of right hand to floor at right, and at same time Jesch out with left hand, stretching dear to fungertips.
Tho
rhythm
band,
s-1-r-e-t-e-h, hold----m, Make it slow and slimming. Come back to position, bend to the left side and continuo for six counta
The second exercise reaches stomach and hip muscles
Movement: Swing right leg aldoward as far as it will go. shon back to position, and wing leg straight up to right angle, and a-l-o-w-1-y lower leg to floor. Swing again,
about six times. Band right
knoe and swing with loft leg.
the hips, Now swing for combining swinging with hold- ing.
Position: Loing on side, palm of hand braced on foor for support.
Movement: Swing top log forward freely, then swing nway back and again forward and back. On the second back
h-o-l-d. The swing rhythm is swing, swing, swing- h-o-1-d. Repeat alx complete times, then chango aldea and swing with the other Ter
Instead of complaining that the hall Bizo fashions ого matronly, get busy and alter your measurementa as you reduce a dozen pounds. You'll be so happy that you didi
4-2.
Tones abdomen and
strengthens back
HOUSEHOLD HINTS
Before washing heavily sotted bar, spreading them out to dry. work or play clothes sook for 10 to 15 minutes in hot soapy water to which half a cup of ammonia has beed added
Iron rayons on the wrong side whenever possible. If you do Iron them on the right side, use
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Never squeeze, wring or twist shower curtains of any crisp material, such as, for instance, waler-repellent taffeta, or deep surface creased may mar ter appearance.
Wush gloves before they be a press cloth and a well padded come log kolled, squeezing them board
gently through lukewarm soap- suds. Rinse thoroughly. Biot Shower curtains need frequent in a towel. Ease them into cleaning.
shape and place them flat to Wash them in the bath tub, dry. swishing them up and down in Treated properly, fabric glavca a fubful of suds,, then in clean will keep their size and shape water, Hang buck on shower indefinitely.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
A Remarkable Thing
-Three Great Animals Envied A Little Bird-
flows. Then I flew neZOSS the river.
Intorosting Things
* flew a bit further over the place and saw some cages. Then I flew down to see who was foalde of them."
"Animals were inside them," said Teddy.
Agala Chirple nodded.
Paced Up And Down
"Inside the first cage was a tawny
"I looked down and saw quite By MAX TRELL
Saying this; Chirple sto nil the bread crumbs around him. a number of interesting things.
"I BAW Buinoblies rolling pretty remarkable · Finally, he was ready to begin. "Thing," Chirpic Sparrow
along the streets. I saw boats IT is a mistake to expect any a love due,"Of course we were
thing but fish and other only pretending" or after 2 was saying.
"Early this morning, long be- puffing up and down the river. gulls. "llow's
fore most folks were awake, I I saw pigeons. I saw note, marine personnel in an aquar- sustained high jumi. party of tourists from that for sound, folks?"; or
Knart, the Shadow Boy with got up, took my bath and went And, deally, after crossing the Lion, Ho was a big, to the North of England complain- see the tenor jerk his thumb at the Turned-About Name, and on a bit of a sight-seeing tour, river, I looked down and saw beast and he was pacing up and that I was flying over a pork." down, lashing his tail and mak- ed of the dulness of an aquar- the soprano, and hear him say,Teddy, the Stuffed Bear,
con- "What I did," Chirple were standing inside the room, tinued, "was to fly to the other
That's the Zoo!" sald Knatt. ing roaring noises. I didn't get Jum they visited. Did they ex- "I don't know how that sound
"Right you are," said Chirple. too near him, mainly because he pect bathing beautjes in the ed to you people, but it's pretty went up the window stil
town shic of where well deafened me,” as he sleg- That's tanka?
Chirple'
where the river "Its was the Zoo all right, WAD standing Bread crumbs wore For one who is not interested gered back in mock alarm.
scattered on the sill. Chirple bent over and swallowed a couple of them.
in marine life, an aquarium has
nothing to offer, though the Tra-la-la
dreary round was varied
onco
at Brighton, when it was found
fellow had PROFESSOR
that some saucy
who
of Social
"Yes, it's a remarkable thing,” he repeated.
Geography, in the course tank of some remarks about "elling
and scenery," said: "We ought
brought in an enormous
containing a rhinoceros
labelled "Jayanese mackerel.”
A friendly atmosphere
THERE are signs that formal would go further, nnd
ما
"What are you talking about, build on Ocean Boulevard Chirpla?" Knarf asked. around Devon and Cornwall, with motels and parking points for viewing the scenery.”
have
I
on
Ho's Better Off
"that
umall
behaviour on the concert roving, uniformed guides in *** д remarkable thing," platform is giving place to a smart cars. Loud-speakero more friendly approach to the the cars, and also at beauty Chirple said, audience. At the Albert Hall spots, would draw attention to Sparrow like me should be recently singer talked and the scenery, and helicopters better off, than a Lion or a Tiger
or an Elephant,” faked with the audience, who, would pestler Icaffels all over losing their shyness, shouted the two counties, in order to
When Knart and Teddy naked back. I hope this kind of thing overcome the sales-resistance of Chirpio to explain what ho will spread to
Most surly tourists. In every motol a opera.
meant by this, Chirple said ho audiences today. would respond tourist official would give run warmly to an invitation to join ning commentaries on the view would be glad to start from the
"beginning, t i tho from the window, and thoro in an aria, especially
to "But just excuse me a moment. Cloth. And it would be fun to look at scenery. Lot Butiview | first, please," he said. "I'm a hear the diva any, at the eɓa of Zul, Organles Your Holiday. bit. kaingry.”
From actual play: Black to words were printed on the back would be lectures on how move and win
Rupert and the Lost List-36
uy the Conboy reckon he's stoging and hoping
Rupert takes porse time to not," become used to the speed of the
We should be in Nut some wood in no time 1" he breathna. But wait, look up there. Who's that ? Surely it's Santa Claus bin sell going the other way. What's plans through and basics Santa
Golly and the rest of us. We'd better make sure he was mo`at least.", Bank. ing in a wide curve he drives the
he doing? Has he finished his Claus from the other side at great work already 7 No, I gs. speed.
ALL RUINTA BEKKRYEZ
looked too much like a big Cat. Being a Bird myself, I don't I caro Loo much for Cata.
"Nevertheless,” said Chirpie, "bado the Lion a pleasant good morning.
"I can't get out of this cage," the Lion told Chirpio.
"Good morning, indeed,' said yet, find me a pair of wings Ilke the Lion to me, ''I don't see you have so that I can fly away."
good about it. I'm "In the third anything
cage," Bald stuck in this old age and 1 Chirple. "I found an enormous, can't get out. It's a good morn Elephant. He wasn't angry liku ing to you, though, for you can the Lion and Tiger. He just fly wherever you like. ·
stood there sadly, swinging his big trunk back and forths Hike the
"Then I flew to the next pendulum of a clock. cago," said Chirple, "and there
"If only I was
small on
I saw a Tiger, He was almost you Lillo Bird, the Elephant
as big as the Lion and he looked
just as angry.
"Good morning, I said cheerfully as I could.
Terribin 'Snarl
as
said, how happy I would be. I'd
fly out of the engo and fly back to the jungle where I belong."
"So," aid Chirpls to Knart and Toddy, "I think 1's a res markable thing that, three growt Animals liko a Lion, w'Tiger mod an Elephant should envy a little that's`bird like, me just bechtise I can what it is! Get me out of this fly wherever I please and newt cage!' said the Tiger.'Or better ̧ në live in a cage.”
· He let out a terrible mari,
"It's a bad morning,
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