JACOBY PARADE
THE CHINA MAIL” SATURDAY, MARCH 8, 1958.
This Funny World
YOUR BIRTHDAY -
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SATURDAY, MARCH 8
PORN today you enjoy intrigue-in fact as well as in fiction. If
way achieve goal,
you will select that path rather than the open, straightforward onel Since, by nature, you are an executivë, you enjoy running affairs from behind the scenes. It gives you a real sense of power to know that you have manoevred a deal, although you may not
appear in the negotiations at all!
Actually, you have strong convictions and perhaps it is because in the past you have not found it easy to put over your Ideas through the straight approach, that you find such value in beaung around the bush, slipping in your idea when it is least expected. You may run into the difficulty of being considered two-faced. Actually, you are a person of a single objective, but you are apt to figure that any means to an end is justifled-if the end is In line with your ideau,
and
You men have political potentialities and probably would be successful in geeking local vilice. Whether you will measure up to klaternuutisisip to quite up to you. Enlarge your horizon cultivate tulents beyond the loent level if you want to advance far. Sluce you are usually able to dramatise yourself, you will find that, as a rule, you become the centre of ony gathering you attend.
• You women, being attractive to members of the opposite sox, probably will have a series of exciting romances which could rival iction in their development. Face --you're a born flirt! Don't overdo it or you can hurt yourself as well as others.
Among those buin on this date were: Chief Justice Oliver Wonnell Holmes of the US. Supreme Court; Stuart Chuse, economist; Simon Cameron, Pennsylvania politician; Catherine Lorillard Wolfe, phllunthropist; Cluire Trevor, actress, and George Gibbs, author.
To find what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star, and read the corresponding paragraph. Lel your birthday star be your dully guide.
SUNDAY, MARCH 9
FISCES (Feb. 20-Mar, 20)-- You can extend your circle of Logtaotances 102uy through your community, church and social circle.
ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)- The stars indicate that this Chould be a happy and health Javing Sunday. Relax tensions Colough recreation,
TAURUS (Apr, 21-May 21)-
You may in te dellaite personal advantago through new keqúninkunces today, Be on your best behaviour,
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)- You've had a busy week, so plan to get some rest and re- creationi
suitable to the day. itebuild your reserves,
CANCER (June 22-July 23)— Follow your intuitions, for you
may be almost psychle in your
içuctions, especially when it comes to romance,
VIRGO
(Aur. 24-Sept. 23)-I
Let down tenalons today and relax. Enjoy pleasureable re- reallon, Get out into the open if you can.
Xusha (Scpt, 24-Oct, 23) If your hunches appear more acute than usual, follow them implicitly, especially when it cures to romance.
SCORPIO (O«L 24-Nov. 22)— You may be called upon to nuke an Important business de- ciklon which will involve your future plans.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Deo. 22)-A healthful outlook on life can bring new meaning and truly inspired attitude toward life.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 20) Use this day as you see it.
ing you to do anything. and relax.
LEVIE
"Doris, I just figured out why he keeps calling me Mamma!"
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À COLUMN OF THE UNUSUAL ABOUT
PEOPLE AND PLACES AND THINGS
Off Beat Bids Can NIGHT Trenchmen are going and "Let's Rock Tonight in a gids, which was being opened
Hit Slam
By OSWALD JACOBY
SHIRTS back to wearing night- Satellite."
shirts.
Favourite theme: Fast travel and fast girls,
And, naturally, the retum to granddad's fashion is being led by the high society of Purli, Like this one: "But I got a rocket baby, faster than the Sald famous French drozz designer and perfume - maker Asiatle Du, I got a rocket baby Madame "Coco" Chanel: "It has red hot style that's new. Sho NORTH and South have a lay been a long time since I cared can make more speed than Sput- all South need do is to draw Iden of a nightshirt makes me
down for a small slam since how men dress to sleep, but the nik No.2." trumps, establish dummy's clubs
Jaugh.. by ruming one and get over to dummy with the king of hearts. When I watched the hand played North and South reached game ali right but never came near to, the stam and there was considerable discussion as to how the hand should have been bid.
Everyone agreed that if North opened with two clubs, six spades would be a cinch to get to but they also felt that North's hand should bo opened only.
The Marquis de Cuevas, a "FLYING famous host, said: "What is so FISHES" funny about nightshirts? I ai- ways wear one."
Forty celebrities were quizzed River. on the subject of nightshirts. Only ten were against them.
one
NEW
To final decision was that North should have bla irregu- Iarly but strongly in order Lo get to the small olam. His frat rebid should have been a mere
On sale in New York:
And it is reportedly doing good balances.
A 100-year-old
Satween
by Lady Hafles, wife of the Vi Indies Governor-General.
A bull mastiff, owned by one of the college professors. 1 Alkalian, owned by the Vice- Principal, and a dog of non- descript origin, owned by other professor, fought savagely.
The Principal
an-
and Vice- Principal tried in voin to separate them. Finally, they were parted by a policeman.
It
was agreed that her Chancellor's robas saved Prin-
cest Allee from injury..
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Blatuc of Queen Victoria is to be consigned to a watery grave at BAD Moslem priesla prayed the bottom of the
OMEN all night in a Singapore village ofler a fight to The Moulmein municipality the death between a black fluity decided this was the best way to cat and a cobra,
Moslems regard a cal« death dispose of the statue, which is broken beyond repair.
as a very bad omen.
The status was erected in
soon after Brilish troops first ́occupied the town a century ago....
in
AGE the "dicisionometer." Victoria Gardens at Moulmein COLOUR Detachable turn-
CRAZE Ips
different colours is the latest Idea for men's trousers.
The advertising boys cay men will wear turn-ups to match their shoes or contrast with the suit pattern of their trousers.
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It is a metal disc, with a "Yes" on one side and a "No" on the olher. To take a decision, you
Philadelphia Just give it a twist and read of JAZZ
jazz the answer.
CAN
enthusiast has invented in
an automatic beater for
that the bass drums so
the player can keep his hands and- feet free for working other ORBIT A New York bar Instruments in the combination. OFFER offering an "Explorer Cocktail." Commented TIN Since America launched
The drummer just plugs in an the barman: "Three drinks of PAN its
earth satelite spuse electric lead. He can then ad- flat and you orbit for a week." and moon ditiles have just the machine to perform become fashionable in Tin Fan slow single beats
300 such lyrics double beats.
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who sat in a schoolroom in War- wickshire waiting to hear two I only want to help saucy budgerigars Interrupt the lesson.
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RALLET, like capfrog, is only
But the birds were off song
nmusing when someone fails and never uttered a note, un over. That is why I deplare the like the parrot in the Leeds Warle of fime of the girls who school which said to the senior "achieve poise and balance" at investigating official in the a school of ballet. Nothing Is middle of a French lesson, "Go duller than this mania for polse and boll your head in a bucket and balance The clement of of tur." The words seemed to surprise is effective in every art, of delight with come from a prim ttle girl in and the gasp
al a the back row, and it transpired which audiences
ballet that the bird was a ventrilo greet some unrehearsed tumble quist, and had been purchased shows that they are too often from a sailor who had once been denied this treat. The leaping on the muste-halls.
faun who leaps too far, and elther bumps into a hit of seen- Hate within hats
cry or knocks a collengue down, will make his name more rapid- HATTER.
who goes In desperation, ly than the dullard suggested that even through a series of dreary drill- men who wear no hats should movements. carry one, in case of rain. As
non-hatter, my conviction is Connoisseur that every man should wear a series of hats, like a clown, cach "HERE, what's this?"
"What you one smaller than the one into which it is. This would not only benefit the hat trade but would keep the ladies in a good humour. Only a very disgruntled Jady could resist n man who "I thought so! Take it away solemnly raised hat after hat to and give me the real, genuine her, sweeping off the last Swedish port I had last time. diminutive one with a Gascon Na imitations for met"
There is nothing or no one pusti A
Rest
LEO (July 24-Aug. 23)- AQUARIUS (Jan, 21-Feb, 19) You may serve as an inspiring Further your ideas today
xample to someone who needs Introduce them to your com- help and guidaner Just now-munity at a meeting and get
a teen-nger, perhaps?
approval.
PORN today, you are ambitious, lively and aggressive. You like B
to have something going on around you all of the time, if things are dull where you happen to be, you are just the one lo ka (sewhere unless you can manage to atir up more excitement Or the homefront. In any event, there is never a dull moment in your ilre if you can do anything to prevent it.
You have a magnetit; personality and aim to be the centre of Day group. You can see the drains in everyday life and you play it up at all times. You are naturally a born leader and not one la
swagger.
Back to the supermen
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Port,"
asked for.
"It's beastly. Where does it come from?"
"Portugal, of course,"
The perils of fashion
.
follow in another's footsteps. You will hew out your own path-bobs the stale oldi nonsenen HE other day a lady with the
way to success. You are not one to be Inhibiied by the environ- meist in which you may have happened to be born. You will "up and out" at the first opportunity if your surroundings sot picusing or if they do not offer you sufficient scope for your activities.
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Since you have a tremendous store of physical and nervous energy, you are inclined to be prodigal of it. Learn to save your energies by deegating the unimportant tasks to others. You are a leader, but you may need to cultivate a few of the tricks of the 4uccessful executive who knows how to save his energies for the important things in life.
Although you are popping with new ideas most of the time, you are no visionary theorist but know how to be as practical as the next one. Although attractive to members of the opposite sex, you are too busy climbing the success Ladder to have much time left for romance.
Among those born on this date were: Americus Vespucius, explorer; Thelma Given, violinist; Leland Stanford, statesman and Educator; Genersi Winfield Scoti, U.S. Army; David Davis, Jurist and politician; Edwin Forrest, actor, and Arthur Caesar, author and playwright.
To and what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corresponding paragraph. Let your birthday star be your daily guide.
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East South West Pass 14
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Pass Puss insa Opening lead-♦ K
three clubs. He would take t chance that South might pass this but I wouldn't be much of a chance.
Actuallp South would have re- bld three hearts, whereupon North would have gone to three spades only. This bid would, of course, hayo been a force and South would have gone to the spade game.
would At that point North come out of his shell and bid four no-trump. South would show, ane ace and North would jump to six spades.
bidding on North's part but at least a way
Rather unusual
to get to the slam.
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North Bant South Double Redbl. 14 SA
West
and
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new "mop" coliture was Jot eugenics. It Is being standing on her hend for suggested that selective breed- reasons of mental health ing, as with cattle, with produce poise, when her short-sighted a race of supernien. But since charwoman came into the the breeding is to be by artl room, carrying her pall of water, ncial insemination I imagine the She seized the lady and had cholce of the progenitors of the popped the untidy head into the will be left to an bucket before she realised her supermen electronic brain. That is some- mistake.
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A British Crossword Puzzle
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What do you do?
A-Double, Your partner has Jeft. it to you to choses between a double and a ́Ave-spade bis and you certainly don't want to try Dre spaden.
TODAY'S QUESTION
The bidding has been: Wert North Kast Bouth
Double Redb). · ? You, South, hold:
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What do you do?
Answer on Monday
Alley. Over
have been copyrighted.
Samples: "Space Ship Boogie," "Rockin' in the Orbil," "Take me to the Moon, Mr Calhoun,'
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B. Motillo #01). (8)
9. Pouria, (5)
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1924. Ģia instrument.
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10. Quacade, (3)
15. Largo bird. (4)
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Clamuny. (1) 21. Jaluta. (5) 25. Mechanical experts. (9)
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SOLUTIONS:
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BLACK BOTTOM
A Salisbury police-
man bad taken his trousers off and was Just geiling into bed when a BATTLE
broke hund came through the window ROYAL up, a solemn pro- and removed the trousers Train cession, headed by the back of a chair.
The constable plunged through Princess Alice of Athlone, as it moved
after his receding towards Mary Seacole the window Hull, a new college residence for trousers and caught the thief,
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Deo.
PISCES (Feb. 30-Mar. 20) Legal affairs may involve your 22)-Confidential matters may -lows at a distance, but a level need close attention, Hanale head can solve alt pending present problems sagaciously. problems,
CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan, 20) ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr, 26) Be diplomatic and tactful in Confidential moliors involving personal relationships and you estate or financial affairs may be will and that all turns out an coming to a head now. Use dis-, anticipated. cretion.
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AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb, 19)
TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)-Limit your activities to work Push the terms of a new con- which will further your major tract and you wili And that objective and your..
future there is advanage for everyone security. in the deal.
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SOLUTION
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"NEW" WORDS: NEW! KNEW; NEW: TeNEW,
PICTURE WORD SQUARE: .
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DE-TAILED WORDS! Caret, care.
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TRIANGLE!
CHINESE
CREEDS & CUSTOMS
VOLUME III
GEMINI (May 22-June 21)—| Make the most of what is on hand. Postpone starting any- thing new until a little later in the month.
UANCER (June 22-July 23)- Organise your plans carefully. Don't act on impulse, but think things over very carefully before starting.
1 LEO July 24-Aug, 23)...
A day of activity. Mako auto at you are moving forward' in
a well-directed path toward an ullimate goal,
VIRGO (Aur. 24-8opt. 23)- Keep your mind on present business, Don't trail off, day- dreaming about what hoppen in the future.
might
· Linna · (Sept. #4-Oct. 28)-e Nuver overlook the green grass in your own backyard! Thất in,
be sure you see the opportunity at hand right nowt
BCORPIO (OL 24-Nov, 22). Wits action on your part now can determine the outcome of
CHESS
By LEONARD BARDEN
A problem by F. L. Daator (1st- also, The Hindu. 1957)., White -mates in two;
Solution No. 6361: 1/B-RS your plans in the, future, Mak® | ON TARKA: FQ-må? mate.
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1.Shipping freight (5).
DOWN
1 He tries to be funny (5).
4 Confound that silencort (0). 2 It exudes from trees (5).
6 Mohammedan (6),
10-Ice house (5).
12 Sert (0).
14 Satisfed with what's inside?
(7)
17 Bundle from Elba (4).
10 Mutilated in the telling (7),
20 Go and see a spoelalle? (7)
3 Ciri in groen (5).
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& Name shorter than Mavis (4),
6 Bit of finery (8).
7 Eaten into by the sea, maybe
(0).
▸ Having pasted through the
thousand
roliers, fishing (7).
22 Folkestone's green belt? (4), 11 Talk: Inariiculately (6).
23 Muse of music (7)
27 Cut apart (a).
20 Largo-hoaded match (5).
30 Lady of Spain (6).
31 Goblin (0).
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92 Treated with medicine (6).
went
13 They have a stony stare as a
rule (7).
10 Wind Instrumicat. (4)
16 Blological paper? (0)
18 What a bounder may dot (4),
20 Dover's are white (6),
21 Colonel who's half an ass
(0).
24 Inclination (8).
25 Castles in the airl (6)
20 Anime, possibly laden (8). 20 dipadulterated (4).
FRIDAY'S====Aorten à Torecast, 8 Dame," oʻschedule, y Nineteen, Beta, 10 Disallow, 18 Litarale, in shar(rooks), Inclined, 25 Asmered,... 30 Anan; 27 Opposite, Dawn; 3. A=5#0, Oman, 4 Oude 1' (1)även, 6 Anus, fermas, 9 stall, 10 He-lot 12 Iran, 14 Title 10 Lions, 17. Weald, 10 dhake, 20 Aesop Isla, 03-Dent,- 23-Nine, 24 Dana..
DARTWORDS. START, dres word in HERE? Today Dartwarda
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Bults: (1) The word may be silsilagram of (the word that precedes-
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