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RUBBERATE

This Funny World

Jak

"De hunting! Go hunting! Don't they ever think a man needs a little recreation?"

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Play Safe In Rubber Bridge

Dy OSWALD JACOBY

MAKE a look at the North and

TA

South hands only. The deuce

of hearts is opened against your three no-trump contract. How do you play the hand?

If the game is match point duplicate you should probably let the heart ride around to your jack and go out after everything that is not nalled down.

In rubber bridge you should go right up with the ace

NORTH (9)

23

4903

AQS

AQJ 1064

of

WOMANSENSE

Petticoat, Chemise Or Trapeze?

LEFT:

Gay

One has .the

Twenties look in a gar

ment that could be a petticoat and the other demonstrates a modified Trapeze Line.

BY

THE

*

WAY

by Beachcomber

WHEN I was a traveller for a would be for less International lighthouse firm 1 was told tension and risk of war," that one must arouse the Usually this claim is made for interest of clients by surprising cricket, In spite of them.

gollan coldness to team two years ago.

When Armavision gets going, and every article advertised on the screen exudes its own stink, the great thing will be to see that the gadget gets the smells wrong. Anybody can seli cheese to people by giving them a smell of cheese. But the sales-resister would be for more intrigued if the boosting of the cheese were accompanied by a smell fried

dah, Similarly, hair-grease to the smell of boot-polish would tickle the imagination, and eggs to the smell of roses to trans

people late parte of delight. And that is only touching the fringe of the rubject, Louis XIV Fald when, in jovial mood, he pulled Mme, de Montespan's wig over her eyes.

NU

Oh, I say, look here! THERE WAS on owkward

moment at an important dinner the other day. A man who had drunk himself into a state of fantasy rose from his

Boat while, the chairman we making his speech, stumbled up to him and shouted: "Silence, Mr Chairman! There's come- body speaking, and I cun'i heur

■ word.

The sporting approach

Gre

HEAR that cricketers raging at an infringement of their copyright. A letter-writer paid that "if there were more Rugger men in the world there

CROSSWORD

1. Refreshment haider,

Across

8. Deor. 13)

10. Doga name. marbe.

(4-3)

(5)

12. One kina of Cornish worker.

(0-6)

15. Moves like a fieli, (6)

16. Church seat, (3)

10. Mobilo polica force, (4, 6)

18. Gararnem,

19. Early cotton aplicar. Los

21. Take in. (3)

22. Tale-tellers (9)

Down

1. Pipe in a big way. [6. *

Blower. (4).

Drone, (3-0)

Porbidding, (4)

Out (3)

6. Nutton. (3)

7. Bath and West people arrange

them, (4, 6)

. Cire out,

11Olergyman.

(8)

14. Bye trouble.

33.01 nee

17. u 10

_order. "(4), 12. Upace. (4)_ 20. Berlealot

Saturday's Solution

TARGET

AN •

YRS

How many words of

four ter

of mere can You make from the isiters in the AQUATE UN *ko jeft ?`lg making mach word thi lotters each of the small squares may be used, once only. "bach wurd

contatt

U V U

the Largo letter to rentre - Peng-letter word in the - No plemis: noterern

TODAY'S words #LAGET dames.

and there must be at

12 words -wood is words, very good t BotutioD words, excellent. ..somorrow.

SATURDAY'S SOLUTION › Agile - una

LORENIACH sening paid tõu gularje

the Mon- an M.C.C. However, everything must be tried, recrulling for Rugger teams does not alarm the Russians, Europe may have to fall back on ping-pong, which, though

less "of

deterrent

aggressor than Hugger, would probably "man Through the Middle East Uke fire in stubble to quote a spokesman.

Saying of the week

44

WEST

EAST

K72

100 62

5

QJ 104 K743

• K92.

910765

92

SOUTH

SABA

873

ФАКУ83

No one vulnerable

Norib

Kart South

West

14 2.

Pans 2

Fass

Poss 3+

Pasa

3

-3 N.T.

Faiz

Pasa

Раба Pors Opening lead-❤ ?

hearts and Insure your contract except against all four diamonds in the East hand.

Your second play is u club to your ace and then you take the Hamoud finesse. It it loses you up will take nine tricks made of live diamonds, two clubs and the major suit aces

If it wins you wit also take

DEFENCE is the best security nine tricks because you wil he

against sudden attack, and

ጸሮ

the basis of defence is ability to defend oneself from There can be no that attack. security without defence, and it follows that defence is essential to the attainment of security.

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

A fine attacking game (Hugot v. Bergraser) from a French championship, which shows the strength of the little-used Colle Opening. P-Q4. KI-K83; 2 KI-KEJ. P-Q4; 3 P-K3, P- KK13: 4 B-Q3. P--B4; 6 P- QK3, KB3 8 BK12, B- KIB: 7 P-KR3. Bxt; 8 QxB.

100 smart to return to your hand with the noe of spades in order to try the diamond thresse a second time. Enst might just have been cagey enough to hold off with the king and you tried this play your whole bund would collapse.

Therefore you should continue to play safe for your contract by leading a low dimmond from dummy and conceding a trick to the king.

Why did you take the ace of hearts at trick one? Look at all the hands and see what might would East have happened. take the king of hearts and shiit Assum- to the queen of spades. ing that West remembered to unblock with the king you would lose three spades, one heart and one diamond.

RICHT:

A chemise falling in gathers from a straight

yoke and caught in tight-

ly at the knee,

HOUSEHOLD HINTS

Be sure that the white or well, put several drops of the light cuffs and collar on a dark liquid on a cloth and apply to dress aro detachable for easy furniture. Falsh with in good laundering or cleaning.

rubbing with a clean cloth,

•

never-

If you're making a washable dress, check the zipper to be Although the lower half of sure its tape will be colour-foot, your double boller always holds

clean water, It should If furniture needs brighten- theless be washed. Hard water ing, first wash it with soap, then will cause mineral deposits to rinse and dry.

form as the water boils away, Mix equal parts of linseed oil, which should be removed after turpentine and vinegar; shake each using to prevent staining.

The New Line In Furniture

י. '

a definite

TT looks very much as if from Commonwealth countries.

Brass hay made 1968 is going to be the comeback. One of the most year when British contem- famous bedmakers have pro- furniture design duced 4 1958 range of brass porary

go with really caught up with the bedheads to rest of the world.

divans.

The Good Ideas I saw overwhelming proof of

when the This

Dally Express has produced

100. They've forward with things like:--

EXP: 8PXP QR4 ch; 10 CARD Seride Furniture Exhibition opened at results

B3. KtXP, 11 Q-K3. KQB3: 12 B-KS, Kt-Q27; 13 0-0~0. P-Q5: 14 RXP, B--R3; 15 P- KB4, P-K4; 6 P-QK14, Q- K3; 17 KL-Q5. BxP: 18QxBI PXQ: 19 R-K4 ch. Resigns. He loses a rook,

Solution No. 5347: 1 Q-K13 fthreat 2 QXP and 3 Q-06 01 K4), PXQ; Rt-Q3, or B-B1; 2 Q-K1 ch. or B-Kt5; 2 QxB, or Kt813 2 Kt-Q2. brilliant key and follow-u]), with many close tries. 1 QXP is defeated by B-4. 1 Q-R2 by B--BI, 1 Q-Kti by PXP. and 1 Ktx Ht by B--B2.

fanden Expreza Service

Q-The bidding has been: East South West North

Double Puss 1

1 A

7

Pass

You, South, hold: AKJ97 2 SAQES 45872

What do you do?

A-Bid two spades unless your partner is very conservative, in which case you should bid three spades.

TODAY'S QUESTION

Earls Court.

EDIE

oyi

In

garden

Danish

drawer for those tall bottles of crowds to his own stately home Italien selling pale birch and band lotion and hair spray.

the Duke of Bedford.

nah fron Finland, a COLOUR

a. modern "A home," he said, "full of pallo in old furniture collected through terrace home. the centuries:

THE STAR I cannot very their THEY'VE thought of every-

thing-one range of divane well, nor would I want to, get I saw had its legs fucked firmly rid of it, department away from the edge so you don't "But I very much envy those BUT the star exhibit, said the

brilliant stub your toe.

experts, is the British people who have the chance to Over It all is a youthful and furnish their come

homes with the home. cheerful blaze of colour. Lovely sort of furniture display

the living-room: blick blue and white bathroom tiles here."

brickwork with a sculptured The designers have completely

• THE KITCHEN TABLE with on one of the showpiece stands. Then his duchess picked up orange

nd u complex

lounging chair lost their inferiority

leather about being British. There is a drawer that is curved inside Lots of lovely bright

a portable electric saw to cut white plaster hood over the fire- 50 you can sweep out every chairs--rods, yellows, greens, through three plankes-Hondures place. nene of that bad reproduction of

and blues. neo-Italian or semi-Swedish scrap and crumb.

mahogany, Canadian bird's-eye And there

In the dining-room: furniture.

mass of maple, and walnut from Ghana mixed colours to lighten up the to open the exhibition.

ceiling, black rubber floor, arrangement in two converted

straw fabric

over one After that they toured the woven

1. Đin. Tosewood colleges which showed how new show-a brillant shop window wall, and and old can live neatly together. aimed to solve under one roof and mahogany aldeboard in the

ENVIOUS

every furnishing problem for eighteenth-century manner. everyone seeking the best in ́s off to a home. THE show went

sparkling start with a talk

They from the man who can draw the coloured

The Lines-simple, but not zustere. And with the sim- towards plicity comes a trend decoration in the wood itself.

BRILLIANT

You bid two spades and your M

partner has bid two no-trump. What do you do now?

Answer Tomorrow

YOUR BIRTHDAY ........By STELLA

MONDAY, FEBRUARY 10

BORN today, you are more time are the first to recognise it and do and retiring than you ought to sunethu about it. You are not

be. Lean to exert your personality one to be satisfied with Jual talking about. You will find a way to more. You are, by nature, an execu

✪ THE BEDROOM, FURNI- TURE that is mounted on invisible Castors (even

the heavy wardrobe), so you don't crack a muscle trying to move

it

THE JORE light wood was used @

DRESSING TABLE this year than I've ever with a spongeable white plastie and an extra cosmetle eeen-and almost all of it comes top,

BOYS AND

Rag Doll Has A Mishap

➡Her Friends Try To Put A Smile Back On Her Face---

the Stuffed Bear, Toddy, By MAX TRELL

You are somewhat inclined to be No one knew what to do. And

live, so make the most of it. You better conditions. have the abluty to make quick de- cislost and have them be the right unes, Don't sell yourself short n the market of public opinion, for that

preoccupied with your wit work

that was because

Iean he your best method of pro- it comes to affaire oululeie, of your before.

a thing

and are often absent-minded when like this had never happened routine.

inve exceptional powers of concentration when you are interested in something and

You

rooting your ideas. 'Just girengüllen your self-reliance and confidence in your own capabilities and you een be just about anything you desire will work for long periods without

10 be.

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proper, rent. This tends to us up nervous energy unwisely. Learn to take periodic rest periods and you will list longer,

What was this thing that happened? P'li fel you.

tried.

But nobody could get Mary Jane out of the wash tub where aho was soaking in the soapy wator

was a

saw slati

lights in a

flooring anxi futuristic

scarlet

-Joy Matthews

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

and Picki Poo all noticed that Knarf and Hanid a strange thing bad happened funny faces and Teddy, to her. Her smilo had been Stuffed Bear, rolled washed off!

And this was the problem. How was poor Mary Jane ever to get her smile back again?

Stood On His Hood

stomach.

made the

on

his

Mrs Cuckoo did a jig on the steps of her clock cottage, but none of this made Mary Jane smile.

They told Mary Jane jokes. They tickled her. They bounced her up and down. They rode But nothing Mr Punch stood on his head, her piggy-back. Mother Finally, however, came along. Sho dipped her but that didn't make her smile, could make her anile, Mary Jane, the fag Doll, had

She hands in the wash basin fallen into the wash tub. splashed right into the soapy pulled out Mary Jane.

water,

and

قلط

Terrible Thing

A

It's a terrible thing when Rag Doll has her smile wash-

A The Canary pang song ed off. How does anyone get the Stufted Bear, Mts Cuckoo backward, but that didn't make her smile and the Canary, Mistress Cat Mary Jane sille.

General Tin balanced You are a domestic person, fond of your own home and love

musket at the end of his nove children. When you wed, you will

make Mary on this date

Poor Mary Janel Poor Rug but that didn't want a large family, so make mura

Picki Poo, the Poodle, bark Dolli were: Baris Pasternak, Russian port:

dry Jane sinile. When she was all you select someone or the same

Charles Limit cayist; opinion. Your les of kin are exa

William champion:

ed: "Mary Jane is in the wash again, Knart and Hanid, Mr WILDES ceptionally strong and you will do Tilder, tennis

Punch, General Tin and Toddy, anything to make those you love

Allen White, noted journalist; and tub! Get her out!" парту.

John Jeffery Farmol, author.

To And what the ators have 13 Since you are a born optimist, you store for you tomorrow, select your are the type to look on the bright birthday car and read the cor side of life. If you see inequities responding paragraph. Let your and any miscarriage of Jusco, you birthday star be your daily guido.

TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 11

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 21-Yab.

No One Understood

Rupert and the Lost List—7

Get her

please

But nobody understood what Picki Poo was barking about.

the Mistress Cat stood in

ond of the laundry 1) Then go ahead and put it into pro middle If yn are ro-operative, you will duetian.

LEG (July find that persial alfaira develop Zar

23)-moowed: "Mary Jane is soak- better that you had anticipated. If you are in acivertiaing, promotion ing in the wash tub!

or retail aclling, you should that proilla are excellent now.

(AMK)

РІВСКИ

(Feb. 20-NXX. 20) This is a time when you can take a Calculated risk and expect Ane re- esity. Advance getal and business interests.

VROO

21-Aug.

ind out,

please."

please

24-Sept. 233- This is the time to cash in on work But no one understood what Already done. The rewaris will be Mistress Cat WDS mcowing commcmurato with the effori.

13)

ATLIES (Max. 21-Apr 20)-

LMRA

(Bert

xa-Oct A day of change probably for tho better. An opportunity, should be You should take the initiative

some major project important - Opening for you in the fold in

Tako the your future.

lea which you are most interestedt.

hold #

TAURUS

(Apr. 21-May 21)

It legal problème are vexing, you, look for good solution today. Affairs should be, resolved in your

LAVOLT.

GEMINI (May 27-June

81)

and

about.

The Canary in his cago call- ied out help for Mary Jane.

clock The Cuckoo in the anked for help for Mary Jane.

Khart

tho and Hanid, Shadows with tho Turned- About Names tried to get Mary authenteily and then act accord Jane out of the wash tub, but

SAGITTARIUS (Nav, 23-Dec. 22)—couldn't reach her.

(Det

24-Nov. ' 223 SCORPIO You may have dealings with some one at a Glance. Be sure of their

A fine day for job-humung, if you oral and romantic evening for you Plan to spend time with the one you love the most.

are thinking of "changing the one you have Flad just about what you want.

!GANCER (ima - 28-J@ky] · 13)-- Promote a new, creative idea and Lil will be well ivosived at this tirpe,

· DAFRICORN". (Dec, 29-Jan-19)=='

·T24 Bars are dispo

favour and offer for promteam of success. Miaka or receive a proposal.

How we must any good-bye. We've Brian and Margaret look sur prised at Rupert's question,- "K'a been out long enough. We must'

get home. When they have dis very quiet down in our woods." saya' Bratty There are hardly appeared down the slope there is "It's An excited-call from. Algy, any osika.". "No, none except the

time we got home too," he cries, wind and the jackdaws.** adda the little girl, but we'll let you know," Come up here and we-what's

coming at us !" Mr Punch" tried. "General"' Tinif we hear anything strange. And

ALL RIGHTS RESERYED tried.

Punch Tried

agala!

back

on her face

RUPERT

WINTER·· ADVENTURES

Two Exciting Now stories in full colour

13. C. M. POST, LTD.

General Tin balanced musket on the end of his noso,

But Mary Jane's smile came back quito by accident.

Mistress Cat Jumped in the desk and knocked over a red crayon.

Picki Poo picked up the red crayon in his teeth and Jump". ed back on the denk with it. But, in jumping back on the desk, Fick rubbed the end of the crayon against Mary Jane's face.

"Oh, I'm sorry," said Pleki Foo. "Did I hurt you, Mary Jane?"

"No! No!

Jane,

Nol" cried 'Mary

She burst out laugħing,

Add when everyone "locked," imagine their surprise

they saw thiɑ · brodidest

when and

merrice smile, all in red, on Mary Jane's face)