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THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, JANUARY 24, 1958.

JACOBY

This Funny World

ON BRIDGE

Two Life Masters

Reis we hut you

"I thought she did very well, considering she's only three years old."

• BY. THE WAY.

ADIEU, M.

by Beachcomber

Pommes Frites, for lemping back with a cry of as the French gouth sad to For at some squivel darts up the oldest muster in the Lynee. Government Best (who are not to be volluted with int rut-raft of the Listeur Loom- tegies, the scum of the private the event of the hounds being

misinid.

power-olu.Jions, the weepings of Lae selenifle underworlu) nave

a tree. It is time to increas ine hold. A few thousand addi- tional horsemen would reduce odds against the bust In 10

discovered that chups made Song

ure

Hum potatoes treated WILD alumic rays are not worth the paper they

wrapped in. That depends on the pupet. Al Best staurants only the most expensive periodicals are นะ d to wrap a customer's "portion." But there Bre 14:56 horrible restaurants J11 aleys

where. cheaper newspapers are used. Even atomic potatoes are worth that sort uf paper.

"Turnips bombarded WI Arontium for

tea, Winle," vouchsafed her

molber,

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WOMANSENSE

Win Their Spurs KEEP LOOKING PRETTY EVEN WITH A COLD

By OSWALD JACOBY

ODAY'S hand helped make

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two new fe masters Bil Bums nd Bob Chow of Toronto.

The

board wan gaine match, team of tour, und t practically every table Enst and West arrived at

spude 11 six contract only to have North and South save at seven clubs,

Six spades makes ensily since all Fast has to do is to draw trumps, discard two of dummy's diamonds on his long hearts and concede a diamond trick. As for seven clubs, declarer must lose one club and two hearts only for A zere 500 point perially.

When Bob Chow at West he chose to make an irregular

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By JEANNE D'ARCY

You have a cold. You

Do make an effort le opply

feel awful. You look make-up, even though you have

that what's-the-use feeling.

worse.

What to do about it?

Follow Orders

Follow

the doctor's orders: Stay home, keep warm, talte prescribed doses of whatever

Foundation base is important. Your skin grays out with a cold, leaving you looking the an ugly-tickling Camille ready for the last bet. A tinted base will restore colour.

No Rouge Noedod

medicine's indicated. In Ume--a Don't bother with rouge. A few days usually--the cold 'will red nose-and even with

clear.

petroleum jelly, your nose will

somewhat red-19 enough estour for one inee. Houge will just call attention to it.

While you're waiting it out, be do something about your ap- pearance: Looking pretty is a

morale raiser.

10

The No. A rule for cold suffer ers is to keep a jar of patroleum jelly at the bedside. Apply it around the are, not just prevent that ugly red look but to ward off seriness, too. You'll be amazed at how it helps both counts.

-Lubricato Skin

Use a non-greasy liquid

No need for mascara, bu; if you have the energy to apply It, jo ahead. Use the kind that won't smudge when cyes water

as they always do with a cold. Keep your hair nicely comb- ed. No need to be fussy on curly-just neat. If it looks too straggly, the n kerchief around

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it.

on

Do use fragrance alds-dus!- ng powder and cologne. They'll give your spirits a much-needed

ft.

the skin to keep it soft, smooth

and well-lubricated.

HOUSEHOLD HINTS

A Classic

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LOOK PRETTY while you convalesce from a cold. Apply a non-olly lotion to keep skin smooth. The up straggly hair in a gay kerchief.

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Paste floor wax makes a good Ing sheels and towels straight the them on put

A CLASSIC cashmere sweater substitute for shoe polish of any when you

elothesline. You colour.

shirt can often get with matching

of Пле the favourite by with Hitle or no ironing that flannel. Is still

choice of the smart woman.

Fast

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Youth West North

Pasa

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Poss

his

Pass

& A

4 N., Pass Pass

Pass

Posy

(To air of "Bold Dirs Krogh.")

A Reduchog wandering on

lonely way, Lust in the dark of night, had

roumed after

And bumped into a cactus. "AT,

I say!"

He wuted, "inina where you

are polny, Ma* Refrain: Out on the trail again, boys, Out on the trail again, Creeping along, steady and strong, out on the trail again.

one of

in his

Al Kohol to the rescue

nide-de-camp. has AL KOHOL, SO! Hogwasch's those grim Big Business faces. Concrete wouldn't melt who mouth,

At present the face is farity of film actresses wants '60 Grimmer than usual. The popu- rapidly that they are forgotten before they

their In appear second im All the tricks of publicity have grown stale, und new ideas are needed. Al Kohol is the man to Ind them, and The has already thought of something No Sensational that

A-hunting we will not go VERY day there's story

some hunt or other using not only the fox but also the Beroon of hounds which is their soka protection. Only une bas ridden out vallanily to encer on the hounds from behind can realise the courage and fortitude needed to face the stark fact of the bounds' desertion. Al any moment the fux may nteral on the horsemen, and without the bounds they are at It 1, as they huddle to- merry, gether in some wold for safely, starting ni the slightest and in the undergrowth, the fates go into hysteries, who CAN blame then? Even the inen, nerves on edge, may be forgiven guinea-pig.

up

it is being kept secret for a while. Dawn Kedgares, who la o longer mobbed in the streets, Bor even cheered, t

YOUR BIRTHDAY

to be the

East and West vulnerable

Opening lead-♣ 10

responses of two diamonds to his partner's opening spade bld. This call effectively stified North's ambitions to defend and East was allowed to play end make the spade slam.

his

BOYS' AND

O'Scowl Hated Everybody

-But Hanki Didn't Believe He Really Did-

By MAX TRELL

When Bill Burns. sa North, made opponents really things 1ough for him. They | DIXIE O'Scowl wos pacing up

were

using a strong but non- forcing opening two bid so East opened with two spaden. West Jumped right to the small slam and it was up to Bill to net at the six level.

of

squirmed and kicked. But Hanid held him fast so he couldn't get away,

Speak Up

and down In front O'Cheer Hall in the base of the Okl Onk where the Pixies lived.

"Now you Pixie O'Scow! was multering

stay right here," and grumbling. There was noth- und told him, "Why do you

Come

now,

He did all right. He bid slxing unusual about this except hate everybody?

that hr

Save yourself time by hang way.

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

"Oh well," said Pixie O'Scowl. "Maybe I misunderstood her. But I certainly did not misun- derstand the next person I met."

"What person was that?" ask- ed Knarf

Hummed And Warbled

Sheep. She was standing in the neld nibbling clover.

***Good morning, Sheep,' I said. 'Let's have a nice long talk, Would you like me to sit down next to you?"

Hand smiled as she said; "Dla the Sheep invite you to sit down next to her?"

"It was a Sheep," sald Pixio

said Pixle O'Scowl. "I had gotten over my "She did not!" disappointment at not being able O'Scowl. "What did she say?" to speak with the Cow, so I con- asited: Knari. tinued down the road. I hummed and I warbled. I kicked my toes "She dBali," said Pixie no-trump. This is u most un-

and kicked my heels. I felt won- O'Scowl. So I walked away in. wyns muttering and peak up." usual example of the unusual grumbling louder

After kicking and squirming derful again. Then I saw this a huff."*" no-trump convention. This bid which meant, of course, that he some more and finding it no tells partner to choose a minor

Pixie O'Scowl quieted sult and is used with hands usun!. such as Bul's,

South then bid the seven clubs and took his small loss.

Congratulations to our two new life members. It is nice to know that their own good bids contributed to their success.

CARD Sense

Q—The bidding has been:

East Soull

....By STELLA

North LA

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FRIDAY, JANUARY 24

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- holds ,1 piyrakse Lor amething Intiek: better. Just make sure that

cellent organize. augers well for the persilly of your getting an executive A Father early F yot

hues

career. Your life may not alway be an eazy one, but you scem 14 Have the ability to rise above temporary upsets and carry on to a bigger and better #uccess. Yeth are the type who Ands that beding at the head of your own famtly group brings a fiapulives an tentment unsurpassed by any other vesture in life. Wod white you! and let your partner share tal pour climb toward muccess,

You have a tremendotin store of physical energy and brand be doing something all the ge. You thrive on activity and excitement, and tr there is none around war te you are, you will wet ulf to na zone. You have a great store of self-confidentes and are alway hopeful of the futures No matter what Today'a aspect may bring. tomorrow. by Your count,

SATURDAY,

AQUARIUS CATE 21-Feb, 19) There is a tendency to start comes

CROSSWORD

10

Across

1. Maddoned, (b)

Miss Gardner, (3)

. Bowman, (0)

10. Rayon's word. (0)

19. 1mins port. (5)

15

14. Grama. (G) 18. Gay tune.

10. Od theatre owlier (4)

10. Pracas, (9)

wild. In France.

3. Racing towa

DOW!

1. A yellow weed. (D)

Dusk

(8)

3. Muxe the way easy. (*)

4. MISLAKO, (B)

A Footwear, (13)

9. paganally. Tor

In whic#

1bougate R

aqitur (0.4)

11. The bow.

05

13. franch. (4)

Friend. i

runner

Toro

15. Road air

3 make the best possible use ci 4.11 opportunities as They present themselves.

Jave

Pass

Pasa

You, South, held

West Pass

AK2 VK2 637843 MA Q 10 :

What do you do?

A-Bld three spades. You will

ld more later but this is sumi- eleut for the present.

TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner conftitues with a bid of six clubs. What do you ản

Hood

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Furtunately, you sense for knowing when something Rela to liveeti and you wil exert yourself only in that direction. You have a sixth sense abuut nilure and manage tre sidestep it

Just in tine. You have a reputa Hon for winning Hamly because

ya seeni to Katuw hw to pick the Winners.

Among those børn ou this dute were: lienry Bamard, Charles Janes Fox, Briti

1990 and orator: Joseph It. Choate, diplomat, and Gifford Beal, painter,

Reynolds

have in

To lind what the stars klore far you tomorrow, select your birthday car and read the cones posuing paragraph. let your bith-

a star be your dally guide.

JANUARY 25

thing afferent, but you wise if yan

oulure today,

will

stick to formillar

PISCEN (Feb.

20-Mar 200

new matters, especially thooz pertaining to money and finance. should get your full attention now,

ARES Mar.

ANC 20 Guard against deling on Impulse abue and at old decepilog. If you do, there are financial rewards to be gained

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21) Not the best day for cal con toets. Don't be deluded into think- ing new contacts always me more profit.

GEMINI (May 22-June 21J Be on guard against someone who might be trying to fool you. alert to a newly allared opportunity,

Ho

CANCER (Jene 27-July 23) New opportunities are presented, but to extra careful that you are not being footed by coinething.

investigate Desti

LKO (July 24-Aug.

Take a

positive and

23]-

constrictive

attitude toward to today and you

(4) Jean conbat almost any kind of

Xogjerday's solution

upset.

Inter

VIRGO (Aug. 21-Sept 23)~~ Good and sot-so-good are inixed today, bul be agulo and Anancial affairs tum out in your favour

LIBRA (Bepti 24-Oct. 23)- Contrasting influences are at work today-good on the muface and. misleading, underneath, Take care

SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 221- A rather confústeg day, especially as 12 touchen- tip health problemi Beck medical advice if you feel GITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 12)- Harta can make waste and cause a personal Joss. Do not start any- thing nowį atlok" to old and tried methods of proseduru.

to avoid "arký mužkaber,"

CAPRICORN (bec. 23-JAK, 107~~ Impulse cart cathe you to make a wrur declaLOR). *Amatier | over "carefully before deciding.

Answer Tomorrow

CHESS

by LEONARD BARDEN

X

1.

(No. (938) From actual play: White to move, and win

Solution No 5337: 1 Q--R7 (threat 2 0-04) R-K13: 2Qx P. or Q-K6; 2K1-Kt6, or QXKP: 2 Kt-B3, or Rt-BG: 2 KKL-BG, or Q-85; 2 OK- Bs, or RxQ: 2Kt-Q6:

London Express Service

TARGET

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How many words of

Tuli

letters

or more e you make trom the jettern in Lu square ou the left in making ench word, the Cetters Sta

Carb of the mal squares may be used oner enty.

Lech word must contali the large fetter in the

centre square, and there must be at least one nine-latter word in the Hat. No plurale po fotelan words no proper TIMER. TODAY'S TAHOST: 10 penis Food: 20 Words Solution good; 23 words, excellent.

tomorrow.

YESTERDAYS

Wel

Chou

Freulen AĎQUISHLY VINY ENTE KRES TRENUT Justus Musch Klaudy 1914 “hough (290) ime rošty. Fugh,

WOE

in a

than usual

worse temper than

use,

down.

He had just finished saying: "All right," he said. "I'll toll "Pooh! I hate everybody!" when you why I hate everybody. Be- Knart and Hanid, the Shadows cause everybody hates me!" with the Turned-About names,

come along. They had been "Oh, that's nol true, dear," gathering aeurns and walnuts.

said Hunid.

Genorous Offer

Seeing Pixie O'Scowl, they walked us to him with the rent erous idea of offering him some,

"Poah?" Pixie O'Sucwl said. "I hole everybody!"

"It is Irue," said Pixle O'Scowl.

"We like you," said Knart,

scowl. "I don't believe anyone "I don't believe it." said Pixie

likes me."

Hand raid he didn't under stand why Pixte O'Seowl should emg to think that no one liked Hanid. hlin. So he said he wouki ex-

plain.

"Oh dear! What a terrible

sald thing

to say." "Here, have some walnuts."

"GU

said away!" O'Scowl. "late you"

Pixie

"You shouldn't say things like that," sair Karl. "Here, have some acorns. You can hollow them out and use them

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Fooling Fine

the

was walking down road," he said. "I was feeling for fine. I was whistling and sing- ing. I was jumping and jiggling. I said to myself: 'It's a wontier- ful world! Then I saw Cow. Shu was standing on the other side the fence, cating gross

cupa."

"Paw!" snurled Pixle 0'5cov! and started to walk away.

Humid reached out and sized him between her thumb and "Good morning, Cow, I said.

fore-Anger. The angry Pixie

"Good morning, Cow," sald Pixie O'Scowi.

It's a beautiful morning, isn't

J17'

Bool' said the Cow.

"Of course, 1 was very sur- prised. 'Don't you want to talk

to me, Cow?' I said.

""Boo," said the Cow.

"And that's what i got for trying to be friendly with that All she said to me wIJ

Cow.

Boo."

"Oh dear," said Hunid. "That Cow didn't say Boo. She said Moo,"

Pixle O'Scowl looked prised: "Did the?"

sur-

"Certainly," sald Knart. "Sho wanted to be friendly. Cows al- ways say Moo."

Rupert and the Thinking Cap-33

When the excitements of Christ- Santa Claus has sent him he joins FEJ# are over time países quickly. his pals for a game. ** I any, you New Year cutes and Rupert begira chapa," he says. "Have any of bear the days of the new

you seen Gregory since Chris1. calendar on the wall; **I wonder "man?”** **Why, yea," kaya ‘Bill. why Gregory doesn't come and "He goes into the wood some tell me if he visited the Giosica ?7: times, but for some jenson he goes he thinks. Taking the ball that the other way when he sees unl

ALL RIGHTA AKSERVED

Whiteaways

Kuari, and Hand burst out laughing.

"That Sheep didn't mean to chase you away. All Sheep say Bali. I mean it sounds like Bah. They really any Ba-an-ah."

A sudden look of surprise came over Pixie O'scowl's face, "Do you mean to say that neither the Cow nor the Sheep meant to Le unfriendly?"

Pixle O'Scowl winked away he wont.

and

"I don't think he was angry

at all, Huaid and to Knærf, ****

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