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revenus Victorian prejudice.

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Minarticulate" school of Jachlonable psychiatry.

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advice on "Appease it with

THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, JANUARY 23, - - 1968.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Careful Play Pays A Dividend

By OSWALD JACODY

THEN

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winter carnival tournament of 1958 takes place the end of January and the first of February, one of the leading home town con- testants will be Mrs Norman Grue.

Today's hand is an example nt careful play and fine card rending on her part.

North bid too much. The fact that his partner could not over- call with one spade should have warned him against trying for Lame bul North was an optimist and hoped for the best.

The best came off. West opened the ace of hearts and shifted to the

clubs. deure of Dummy's quEEN lost to East's ace and the jack return forced dummy's king.

There was a simple diamond finesse for the contract but Mrs Grue know that it would not work. West had passed his part-

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and rips up curtains is another Nikolin had his revenge. When matter, and #1 psychiatrist'e she was thrown to him by n similar occasion, prancer in a leopard-sión hat naginary and yellow lights, he sidestepped

gracefully, and she hit the for with a hump that shook a bit of Jernery loose. A lowbrew Hang in the stalls Out,

bun," is really tou absurd to be mentioned anywhere but in this column.

A bat from the

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world's belfry

Jur Che thousandth time, that character a matter of chemicals in The blood. Professor Baldur Dasen, of Uberschmellingsaltz, confrans this in his masterly treatise on the behaviour of phemol in the glands

of the kneecap, and Trauser, in bus Gewhischalzta und Puppelzimmergcfajt, fots even further, In 'n''series -ol" axperimenta On Weevils he proved Hhhat couragu 3 loe zymybdle formula -240-↓↓ +348, and is situated in the

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Gasworks Hostess

JUDGING by the number

piris who become mode's there must be enough clothes about to ge on wit.. And, Indeed, the news that a model has become a Gusworks Hostess suggests that there is redun- dancy in the world of manne- quipa. There are too few girls

the Gas world, and the Torquay experiment should be followed up. There, gasatterettes aro at work, and melers are road by beauties in bathing- allps. Torquay claims to have

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YOUR BIRTHDAY ....By STELLA

THURSDAY, JANUARY 23

ho have known you unly pasually. Here you have deelded what you want out of life, you go after it and there's no nonsense about any second choice.

PORN LOS you have theo made up your mind to something. those galal. pleasant perguntad. Sudden it is discovered timt you les which attract people into your

actually be zubborn. This orbit without your even trying. You Skupen as a great surprise, to those nye kindly, nympathelle and under- standing of the problema of others. Since you are a good listener, mo poople are encouraged to pour their troubles kato your ear. Ogially, too, you are able to offer good era- structive advice. You must guard against being imposed upon, In this regard or you may And that you are neglecting your own problems

The stare

have given variety of talents, and it is up th you to decide which case, you wish to develop. Art, musie, drama and literature all appeal to you as it career. If you are tu succeed. select one and a specialise in it. You are cond of travel and probably will visit many of the far places on this earth during your lifetime. Bince you make friends wherever you go, you will have a circle of Chat encucies the

you

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You have

WAII. emotional enture and will be happiest if you wed quite easy in Hr. Half of the ton for you is having a mate arm tudy with whom to share the pleasure of life and to have your awn home in which to entertain your friends.

.

Among those bar on this date were: Holuruok

cetor: Frederick J. 1, archeologist arul explorer: George SteManus, cartoon- 19: William Page, painter: luchard Alkop, puet and tir st and Thomas Todd, Jurina,

To find what the stars have in ere for you tomorrow, pelect your birthday star and read the carrea- pending paragraph. Let your birth- day star be your daily guide.

You have a forceful personality, and

will once you have

FRIDAY, JANUARY 24-

(July 21-Aug. 237- Take a constructive and peelflvo attitude toward life today and you can work miracles Nothing can disturb you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. [9]. LEO Be practical when it comes to con- sidering any new project, Tent it for practicability first.

PIBCKS (Feb. 20-Mar- 20)- There is an inhealthy undercurrent today, so taka full precautions. Look covefully before leaping?

ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 20)-

24-Bept. 23)

One of those days when careful thought can avert dimculties in reaching some major objective,

A day tử guard ngaltat loos of LIRA (Sept 24-Oct. 23J personal property. Take no plaka, Cast & careful se on any untried

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that.

or financial natier

TAURUS (Apr. 22-Alay 21)

Take the initiallye, “get control of

Bouth West North Pats Fast Double Forz

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Paks 14 Раза Pace Pass

Opening lead-❤ A

ner's opening bld and shown up with the acc of his sult. It

would be too much to expect him to hold the diamond king ulso.

However, there are such things as singleton kings. Mrs Grue played dummy's ace of Juronds and low and behold there was East's kingi

Now all that was necessary was the mopping up. The ten ut diamonds WEA carefully

dropped. It was necessary to unblock the suit. Trumps were drawn and the five of diamonds led. West played low and dummy's

finessed, eight was whereupon all duromy's dia- monds were good and Mrs Grue had managed to wind up with

an overtrick.

CARD Sensen

East

14

Pass

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South 2 5 A ?

West Pors

WOMANSENSE

Page:

For The Grand Occasion

From a collection by Pierre Balmain comes this

The evening dress.

designer has called it "Amphitrite" and has made it of black satin under white lace. There is a wide train springing from the centre section at the back and the dress is worn with

elbow length black gloves,

BOYS' AND

WhatWould They Choose?

-It Might Be A Potato, An Apple or A Cabbage —.

By MAX TRELL 64QUPPOSE,” Teddy, the Stuff- ed Bear, was saying to his friend Knarf, the Shadow Boy, "suppose a falry came to you and said: 'Knurt, my boy, I'll give you a wish,"

"Oh, I'd like that," said Kaart. "I'd like that very much,"

"Just a minute," said Teddy, You haven't heard the end of this yet. The falry would say: Knart, my good fellow, I'll give you a wish. You can either be a potato, an apple or a cabbage."" Strange Wish

sold

WOMEN'S WOMEN OF 1958

Who are they? A panel of four-fashion expert Madge Garland, Beryl Maudling (wife of the Paymaster - General), writer Amanda Marshall and Eileen Ascroft make their choice.

THIS IS THE GIRL WITH THE BANDBOX LOOK :

THE girl looks

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brali, who always a

which

probably first thing in the morning, or on beautiful

for taking a country hike. And I've sten from explains her ability

the small her endless paina over

tripping down Fith

top to toe ly Suzy Parker, detalls of her appearance. Avenue just window-shopping

She's a ravishing, copper- haired American, with blue, blue eyes, the highest- paid model ever, and with

50 magazine covers to her credit.

ALWAYS GRACEFUL

MIGHTY SHORT

Un a spring morning, looking just na perfeel and still turn- Ing Every masculine And feminine head.

Household Hints

from

Keep all fat trimmed Uke meat, leftover bils of suct, etc. Cresory When you have the oven DT,

But she realises, too, that o glamour girl's life may be gay, but it's usually mighty short. She has had the good sense to Amanda Marshall sponsored train herself for a second career 24-year-old Suzy “because she and is becoming quite a noted herself. always looks so perfect, unlike fashion photographer so many English models who And it her first two films are look sloppy and untidy of angling to go by she's going

tu duty."

make a name for herself in

Sturs 100. pictures, Spencer Tracy and Peck don't line up to co-star put these bite in a in and melt

them down for dripping... unless you're pretty good. Madge Garland seconded the choice. "She has the American

Nicest compliment I've ever

trom ability to look wonderful all the heard paid to Suzy was

photographer, Rubin. time, whether working or at a Paris

When you Arst take the lid Party"

"She's all sunshine," he said, off a new in of polish, put a "easy to work with, no temploco of tape between the lid Beryl Maudling admired her, perament, Dynamic, chic and of the tin. Then to remove the grace and movement, "She clever. Best of all, she's no lld you just pull on the ends of doesn't droop when she's off one type. She can play them tepe left out at each side. duty und ber accessories

vut- are all teenager, sophisticate, always perfect."

door girl, the lot,"

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Suzy's our Bea of

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If it is necessary to let down real the hern of a child's dress, rub

I agree with all of that, but my niniration for Suzy is for glamour girl-not just beautiful | the crease with a piece of stale different reasons. Unlike so and elegant when she's on the bread, and the old her ling many other lovely girls she has job or before the camera, but will not show at all.

GIRLS'

the ground. It can't be blown

MAGAZINE

"A cabbage is a wise old head. down. It can't be pulled up. It That's what I'd want to be." enjoys the sunshine. It enjoys

the moon and the stars. It feels

"But, of course," said Tecidy, "If the good fairy gave me on- other wish, there's something I'd Knart and Hanid congratu- rather be than even a cablingo

the wind on its leaves. It drinks lated Teddy on his good reasons head." the rain when it falls. It sees for wanting to be a cabbage・・ Teddy smiled as he said, "Fa

"That's not a very good rea- everything that's happening. head.. son," Kald Teddy. "A potato lives under the ground. If you were a potato, you'd never seen a deve the sunshine from the beginning of spring until the end of au- tumn,"

"That's right," said Knarf,

Snug And Warm

"And then," said Teddy, “just when the weather began getting cold and it was snug and warm under the ground, they'd dia you up."

At that moment, Hanid came alony; and Teddy asked her the same question. Hanid promptly answered that if the good fairy gave her the choice of being a "That's pretty funny," Pass

pulate, an apple or a cabbage, it Knart.

wish to be an would be her "Which wish would

you apple. choose?" said Teddy. "Would you choose to be a polato, an upple or a cabbage?""

You, South, hold: AK2 WK2 ◆37643 4A QJ04

What do you do?

A--Either pass or bid aix spades. If you can be sure that your partner will hold four clube the pass in correct. If not, bid the alx spades.

TODAY'S QUESTION You hold the same hand. Your partner has bid three hearts over your two clubs. What do you do now?

Answer Tomorrow

CHESS

by LEONARD BARDEN

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A problem by P. R. Nielsen (Weenink Tourney, 1932). White mates in two.

London Kapraes Service

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committing yourself to its support.

SCORPIO . (Oct 24-Nov. 2)-

before Be sure of your valties

Don't

the situation, and then hang on lo making a decision to act.

Il Concentrato on cerential matters go off the deep mud! Be sure that

only,

-June 213--

GEMINI (May Guard against a health upset: Avoid Betme on impulso if you want to come out on the right side of the Jedrur today.

you know what you want

NAGITTARIUS (Nov. 1-D¢c_ #?j--- If you are alert to posible, decep tion, you can avold, any trouble. Brake, progrese very, very slowly!-

* CANCER (Jane 23-July *33- CAPRICORN (Dee. -Jan, 23)--

3. you are confident and can stay Avold building up tensions to the

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the midst of chaos,

"Just Knary.

let me think,”

sald

"Apples are beautiful, Hantu suid. "They have rosy cheeks. Everyone likes apples."

"Yes," said Teddy. "Everyone likes an apple but if you were un apple, you'd grow on a tree." "Yes," sald Hanid. "If I were un apple, I'd grow on an apple tree

So for the next five minutes, Knort sat with de chin in his hands, thinking whether he would rather

potato, an be a apple or a cabbage.

Presently Khart sald: "I'd

"And if the wind blew," con- rather be a potato."

tinued Teddy "you'd fall of "Why?" asked Teddy.

the tree. You'd hit the ground. “Because,” sald Knuït, "I like you'd be bruised. Your red potatoes."

cheeks would be hurt."

10-19

What would you like to be?" Toddy asked Knarf.

Harild "T "Oh dear," said guess you're right, Teddy."

"Suppose," Knart broke in as he addressed his friend Teddy, "the fairy gave you the wish, would you wish to be a potato, an apple or a cabbage?""

"I'd wish to be a cabbage," answered Teddy promptly.

Knarf and Hand asked wishing Teddy his reason for

to be a cabbage rather than a potato or an apple,

"Just look at a cabbage," said Teddy.

Wise Old Hond

"It doesn't grow under the ground as a potato does. It doesn't grow over the ground ar on apple does. It grows right on

Rupert and the Thinking Cap-32

cottage to share the mystery with

•Grégozy, still weses doubtfully at

· bis pal.. "It'a jolly good of you to his Klummy.. The Gipsy Gunny worry about me," he says. Surely: declarea she knows what Gregory Wants because of what i thought nobody can help me to think after!

all we've tried. Old gipties are when I wore the Thinking Cipc" But bow can ba? terribly davor," says Rupert, "no", he says......... don't forget to no se tost you." Neither Tiger by por I would make And be Trots away to his own! hand or fall of st 1";

ALL RIGHTA MINISTAR.

Whiteaways

rather be myself”

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