1958-01-22 — Page 5

This Funny World

THE CHINA MAIL,

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22, 1958.

"That's what I told you, dopey, You can't get syrup out of maple furniture."

YOUR BIRTHDAY

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 22

A **

KAY.

BORN today, you

rumani individual, cany¬ŽITUR, adventuresorne and always setive. You want something going on all the time. Your are dead is boredom The star have been kind in giving you a multitude of Endents, any, one of which you may, develop. llerature, Bority and drama are probably the areas of

in which you expression

will 13- matted. Since your talent mught le dormant for wine tune before being dincovered. it bohooyen you to look mio your own life and decide what you ment then want to nocomplish aud specialise kiit,

Fond of the pleasures of life, you might all too easily be #kle-tracked from any serious goal and Her Chrough your entire He Just You arem to atit having fun. money it anything you undertake. stin unifkely that the economies of living

you Any will give particular” trouble.

to wear

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You woinen, partewarly. fond of fine clothes and know how thein well. You might easily become

noela) leader, Rithough you mukt be utili sm

By STELLA

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Forces Decision With Trick One

By OSWALD JACOBY

Y old friend, Frank Perkins

M.

of Boston, has been playing and writing about bridge for even longer time then i have. Today's hand is one of Frank's' more recent ones since he play- ed it in 1941.

to

Like many bridge experts, Frank has always claimed to be a bad holder and his holding in the West seat was no exception.

However, his four hearts the jack in back of South's heart bid gave promise of a potential trick poinst the grand slam. Also, he had a nice convenient fe club lent and most play- ers would have relaxed com- the jack of placently, opened

clubs and sat back to each in a trick somewhore,

Must players would have been mighly disappointed. East would have shown out on the second heart lead whereupon

NORTH (D) AAQS74 ❤02

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WEST

AK82

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EAST

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SOUTH

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CATOR CBCres toward reaching successful career in the arts or on no inclined. the siege. were you Y are romantic' and are always arching for the ideal mate. You probably will have nær than oNG romance in your life, but since you have an ardent and loyal nature, you will find your best happines In an early marriage.

Ith you men and women have high evil, and by holding in them you can become a great power in f work or in the circle in which Full move Your kindliners sympatheti: understanding of pable of other is well known and you with work hard to ring Justice to rty whoRI YOL have been wronged.

belteve

Anot those berg on this date were: Lord Byron, poet; Bacon, eltyist and titles Ward Griffith, planeer

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Guver actress.

Franels

David

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Collier.

To find what the stars love in sture for you tourrow, select your birthday star and read the corres porcing paragraph. Let your birth- day are your dally nude.

THURSDAY, JANUARY 23

AQUARIUS (Jan. zi-Feb. 19 If you are progresdee, yet thaught- ful of the rights of uthem, you can reach your goal the re-operative.

P18 CES

(Feb. 20-Mar 201

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North and South vulnerable North East South

West

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Opening lead-A B

have had

to

decluter would fall back on the spade finesse. It would have worked and the grand slams would have made,

Frank is never consplacent, He looked at his heart stopper and his rice clubs, He also looked at his three spades

are at your job and you may be altered something even better! Athe king and decided that

24-Nov. (3.

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to ho

had better put the space anesse You can take a calculated risk inright up to South. Out came the suire bustnem venture and be fairly wel assured that it will aucceed.

· SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23.Dec. 221-

17)

A romantle day for you. Make or receive

whlen will a proposa! Buscanter your future happineza.

ARIES

Ma 21-Apr. Personal malters should come for considerations. Write an portant Letter tu determine Trend of the future.

eight of spades.

Now South had to make a de-

I asked to contribute your support vision at trick once. He looked

at Frank but after hartl

of a community project, say "yes" up beth-

TAURUS (Apr. 21-MAY 21 A shopping

spree and luncheon with friends might be one way of having fun Some people like to relax that way.

GEMINI *(May 27-June 21)- New opportunities are

likely to open for you. Your talenta should be fully capable of cashing in n Chem.....

CANCER

23-July 23) June Show that you are espalle ot ting work done efidently and quickly. A better job might be offered.

LEO (July 24-Aug. 231- stening t your A day when Intuitions will serve a good purpose. Don't be persuaded against your win

Vinan (AUC 21-Sep- 231- You have the "go ahead" signal for A combination of business social activity to increase your gues CTR potential.

Z1)

TIRILA (Sept

24-Ort. Let the world know how good you

CROSSWORD

Accus

1. Convicta abroad. 15–6)

8. High voice. (4)

Not in menu. (3)

Annay. (4)

13. Some cakes in Bootiaud. (8)

Award un Continent (4)

The end' in France, 191

id Periodical trials instrumen,

101

17. Sunday's dinner (5)

19. German rivor, (3)

20. Animal Won, 10)

31. Sternwarda. 18)

23. Leap, (8).

26. Driving ón place. (3)

95. Attacks like s out. (a)

1. N.0.04, (9)

Down

Head-cover." (*)

5. Crawling rock-and-roller, 190)

6. At twelve

3. POCK care

taker. (B)

6. Tato

reat, (DI

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7. Makes glez

Ericity. (9)

9. State,

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11. Holiday

Do rui,

18. Part

Camp. (41

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)-you that he got no information Take time to clear n your desk at

there. Finally South went the office and get caught up, en

up

hick work Get an early start with dummy's ace. After all, he

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only needed a break in hearts to bring home his conlrael and it seemed silly to risk it at trick one.

Up came the ace of spades and down went South.

THE

WOMANSENSE

Simplicity Wins When Dressing

This model,

"Vervelne" is from the Winter collec. tion of Jacques Griffe. The dress is of green wool, the side draping held in place on the left hip by an appliqued pocket. The trat and outsize muff are of beaver.

PREVENTION SHOULD BEGIN IN CHILDHOOD

THE key to weight con- By IDA JEAN KAIN that reducing Ttrol in the very catal

lishment

Is particularly dimcult, and usually not very successful, for those adults who of good food of children, that the have Been overweight mince habits to prevent the de dangers of eating too much childhood, velopment of obesity, parti- food have been overlooked, Fat mothers usually have fat cularly in childhood, accord- the doctor observed. Fact babies, but this is no proof that ing to Dr William H. Seb- is, he continued, overeating not born fat. Dr Sebrell pointed obesity is inherited. Bables are rell, Jr., eminent nutrition not only results in over out that studies reveal that authority.

weight, but establishes bad there is no difference between dietary habita, "Let's have the mean birthweight of the Speaking before the liefitians

strong, healthy babies-notst obese children and normal at the recent

weight children. fut, babies," he urged. meeting of the Ameri-

Some mothers hesitate to rẻ- Kan Dietetic Associa-

duce the overweight child for tion in Miami, Dr Sebrell

leor growth will be stunted. This loo put strong emphasis on the

is wrong reasoning, need to prevent overweight

search indicates that the onsel

MISTAKEN

Ho-

Dr Sebreli deplored the "ur nuthority explained. in early years. "Since we fact that many mothers of puberty is carlier in the are basically concerned eling to the mistaken idea obese child, which cuts short with a lifetime of good that the pudgy, fat, overfed the growing years. Therefore, exting habits, it is clear baby

must be healthy be in the long run, early reducing might actually enable the child that now is the time to cause he weighs so much. to grow ailer.

This

start

affirmed.

preventive pro- a

misconception leads gramme aimed primarily at many a mother to think she mothers and children," he is doing the right thing when she places an exce85 of food in front of a small child and insiste being enten!

IMPORTANT

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Making plen for more exer- else for children, Dr Scbrell its states "Exercise Improves muscle Lone and skeletal de- velopment, stimulates the cir We've been concentrating In many cases, the habit of calation and gives the child so much on the importance overeating eatoblished in child- more pep and energy."

results J of a nutritionally adequate hood persists and

ndulescent latts adult obesity. 'There it is—the best cure of diet to meet the growth and Furthermore, the doctor con- overweight is prevention, and development requirements tinued. ubenity clinics report childhood is the time to start.

BOYS' AND GIRLS'

Chirpie Has Some News

-He Knows Who's Leaving Town for Winter-

By MAX TRELL

CIRPIE Sporrow came to the window-sill. On alighting on the sill, however, he dis- covered to his dismay that there were to bread crumbs.

"A the howdy-dlo!" he said to himself.

Then Chirpio stretched him self up as tall as he could get. stuck out his neck and chirpeti; "Crumbs! Crumbs!"

Window Opened

A moment later, the window opened and Knart and 'Hanid, the Shadow-Children with the

V-CARD Sense Turned-About Numes, looked

Q-The bidding has been: North

LA

East

Pass

Pass

Bouth West 24 Pass

?

You, South, hald:

AKE WES #37643 4AQ 104

What do you do?

A-Bid Äve spades. This la x Llumsy bld but you should invite a slam and this is the best way Lu do it.

TODAY'S QUESTION

Your partner continues with a hid of six clubs. What do you, South, do now?

Answer Tamerrow

WAY

by Beachcomber

A MUSIC crite, writing of a saucepan with such elan

that

recent production of an he was chosen as the Man of opern al Sadler's Wells, said the Year by four newspapers, that " singer was swamped and by a nightclub in Swindon.

when the conductor let y Nelle reigns at the Grange, and ber father keeps its 34 chimneys clean. The dead

with the orchestra."

A singer can ayold an oboe Borbleboroughs, as Sir Charles ora vlolin hurled at him in a had predicted, turn

At of anger, but when a whole graves, in herds.

orchestra, at a signal from its

in

their

conductor, throws its instru Tintavy!

nients on to the stage, the affair

superb restraint on the part of

the singer not to hurl them

becomes n concerter outbreak The bonus-scheme for grey

of hooliganism, and it requires squirrel-tails ends after March 7.

Lack. Önce at Covent Garden

(News item.)

As there is sure to be a last-

a tenor took careful aim at the minute rush, the public is asked conductor, who, on his feel, is to send in the talls as soon as always on easy target, Richter possible. They will be dealt

was he--ducked, and n with in alphabetical order, amm sleeping accountant in the third those that don't fit will be res row of the stails received a turned to the ownem, A number French horn full in the face. As a critic said: "It was no laugh- ing matter"

Mothurst Grange (IX)

So

0 Nellie Sludd married her shepherd, and they moved

Into the Grange. The debls.

of brown squirrel-dalla paintbd grey have had to be disqualiând, And will Mrs Murahanž of 19, Ferry-place, Sadfickt, please go to Thurso, and stay there. Printer's frolic

The Connell oficials have were paid off, and the ballife tnspected the houser, and made shook the dusty future from 4 report on the dirty widows in their feet, and departed. ain the front rooms,

Sir

(News item.) Charles Borbleborough, for this VAN a widow in a Counci compelled to

services to the local hunt and CAN hose be

to agriculture, was made chaft wash? Should the dirty ones be man of two banks, and was relegated to back moma? given, a stat on the boards of Prodnoše; Tho point being. I

companies The footing suppose, that there. is an "n" Edward, after trying his hand mering,

at dress designing, joined a Kredit: Your response to the spame group, and played the obvious is most touching,

Out.

"My goodness!" Hanid claimed. "It's you, Chirpic! And we've forgotten all about your crumbs."

end he said goodbye."

"But where is Willy goingTM" asked Hanld,

"He found himself a snug spot in Blinky Mole's underground bread crumbs. He spread them house under the stump of the

Old Apple Tree. out on the window B

And when he gets there, he's going to crée Into bed and go to sleep,"

The next several

minutes Chirpic busled himself picking the crumbs in his benk and swallowing them.

Finally, seeing that Chirpic had almost finished his break- fast. Hand ventured to ask him if he had heard any news.

Chirple was the best-informed bird in the whole neighbour- hood. If he didn't see some- thing, he heard about it. There was very little that happened

that the neighbourhood

his come to didn't somehow ears or his eyes.

in

Robins Leaving

"News" repealed "Now, let me see.

Chirpic.

"Oh, yes!" he said, after he had stood for a little while with "I'm glad you Buticed it," said the tip of his wing against his

hend. "The Robins are leaving." Chirpic.

"Leaving?" asked Hand

Why

they surprise. Icaving?"

"Just stay there for a minute," said Kharf, and ' get some for you.

Don't fly away,"

"My dear boy," said Churple, "I wouldn't think of flying awny."

Knarf

Brought Crumbs

ran to the bread box and returned with a handful of

[

"Crumbai Crumbs}"

chirped Chirple.

are

"It's getting too cold for them, sald Chirple. suppose." "They're dying South for the winter. And the Bumble Bees

are leaving."

"Where are they going?" ask-

er Knart, just as surprised as his sister had been.

"Into a hollow tree in a field

at the other end of the road," said Chirple, "And when they get

Koing there, they're

sleep."

to

"To

asked sleep? Now?" Knart. Why are they going to sleep now?"

"Same reason as the Robins are flying South," said Chirple. "It's getting too cold for them. And Willy Toad is leaving."

Here both Knorf and Hanid exclaimed in опе astonished voice: "Willy Toad is leaving?" Said Goodbye "He is, indeed," suld Chirpic. "I spoke

to him this morning

Rupert and the Thinking Cap-31

Rupert cheura up at the thought that Orgory may be helped after all, and, although he cannot imagine how it will, be done, he hurs away.· The kein molestaj - pig has 'sauntered so slowly and moodily the Rupert on catches him before he reaches home." "I've

told the dipay Granny about you,** he pants breathlessly. And you're io and see her at once. She saya she knows what it was that • you evuldn'e think of before Christ man. But how can she 7" Gregory saps in surprise. **She doesn't even know me!” ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

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"Willy, too?" asked Kuart,

"So do I." sald Hauld, "So do I," said Chirple. "Too cold for him up here," Then he pointed to himself rald Chirple. "There will be a with The th of wing (the lot more leaving, 100-Birds and same dip he had put against his Butterfles and Blossoms--all of head while he was Thinking) them going away,"

and having picked up and swallowed all the bread crumbs "I know one Bird who's not on the window-sill, he nodded leaving," sald Knarf.

Good Morning and flew away.

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