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THE CHINA MAIL,

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 8, 1958.

BY. THE WAY.

by Beachcomber

TN the matter of Art, the

Cocklecarrot:

Iveteran pioneers are for talking about?

more "untrammelled by out. worn shibboleths" (I quate any eric) than their juntors.

H

Gooschoolc: In lud,

Wint 19 she

I have no iden,

Soapdriver: What statutory obligation, Mrs Paste?

Senor Dali, I read. has Blus- trated "Don Quixote" by "Rring lend bullets from a thirteenth- century arquebus,

Men As though this were not enough to tickle the palate of a jaded pubile, the artist has also innde use, for his

Pasture; Sladway Im- provement TruSI'S.

Fluff: There wasn't ergser,

illustrations, of 'a small-shell Baron nausichnen: If so I

JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Slam Reached By Slow Steps

By OSWALD JACOBY

Alled with ink and a rhinoceros mide pe eflow to rec-nurkow do you bid the

bread-

Even

Cocktrcatrol:

with hurn

crammed crumbs soaked in paint. young Jomulko, who has only Baron, got a fur as pouring dandelioni- juice on to the canvas through a hole in dustblu-lid, lootta foolish and almost vieux jeu. Breaking new ground

P

EOPLE often ask how Brezhez gut that magnißleent Hanset ellect into his "Sunrise," The surprise was achieved by

sticking warm cheese the canves, and then scuring all Over the place with the sleeve of an old coal.

י

Chaos in court

WHILF counsel were arguing. Mre Pasture shouted sulkily: "What about the statutory au ligation?"

CROSSWORD

· ACTONS

1.19 unkicks the lot. (0, 51

Birds. (3)

10. hopkeeper [DI

1. Tiny thing.

12. Eliloptan emperor,

ld. Lecture.

1B)

18. Love stories, (8)

18. Moltoniens,... (3)

19. Proшlae. G

10. Pilna doctor. (3)

31. Prenon river. (8)

23. Врошки,

. 23. how runner, 141

BUND

Hipnotisin. (2)-

Notal, 18

3. Something d

Carry.

5. Conspicu

Quels. Y

B. Scrofula

7. Summer in

France, 13

2. Extremities

(4)

13. Storm ca

14. Huge, 18I

10, Bird atitin

247

17. Burt. (

#5)

One

South caak in match point dupli- your partner opens moment, cute after

with one spade?

2.c

Your first response is. easy. Hinauslehneu: It Vus

Your stndudary opligation what-You just bld two clubs.

partner raises to three clubs and Canon Revery: He is wrong.you certainly are interested in Engine-Room Artineer Buttress will tell us that--

Cockleurtol: No, he won't! Court ad- Not if I know it! journed! I mean, the case will rise!

Under the chestnut tree

KANE first return, please,”

Where to?" "Here, of vinirse, you foul!" Life is like that

MAN, whe

The entered Customs shed at a port was observed to be walking very dehentely, almost on his toes, Asked if he was ill, he said, No. I'm a ballet dancer." They found 38 wrist watches in his shoes.

Nothing to do with me

THE

HE experiment conducted to discover whether a humon being who sleeps in a refrigera- for stores shows that science is;

oh its toes. The next step will' be to ask a man who stands on his head in deep snow why the relocity of licht in marine gases varies, while the velocity of light In ordinary Hases constant.

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work, ezcelteni.

tomorrow.

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YOUR BIRTHDAY

WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 8

BORN today, you are

is

slam. Maybe you should even get to seven!

There is another maleis point complication. Hearle count more then clubs and you wont explore heart possibilities also.

10

The hand should be easy, yet when it was played in the Hudson Valley championships at

WEST 4093

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NORTH (D) 20 AAJ72

1098

• AQE

K96

EAST

AK 1005

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73

SOUTH 484

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None AQ 10852

North

Basl

South

West

占婚

l'ass

Pas

Poss

Pass

5.

Pass

5❤

Pass

♥

Pasa Pass

Pass

Both vulnerable

Opening tend--♦ 5

Poughkeepsie. Mr und Mrs Irving Wheatcroft of Kingsten earned a top score by bidding six hearts.

*Mrs WhenterofT held the South corch and her second bid was a jump to four bearls. This bid is most unusual bui worked perfectly, Mr Wheat- croft visulised his wife's hand as a good six-card club sult plus a good five-card heart suit.

This left her with only two alter carts and his aces wonk take rate of them. Therefore, he decided to get to six hearts but was a little afraid that a Jump directly to the small slam might tempt his parser la fo to seven.

Hence his five-diamond bid. This showed the ace of di- monds all right but did Tit encourage MIs, Wheatcroft since she was vold. All she bid was five hearts. Now Mr Wheat- croft was able to close the bidding with six beats.

By STELLA! There was nothing to the play,

Tìn heart Anes exactly six was made.

ambung playsical labour, sit down with a and visionary. YEML Iskan good book and listen to some soft tremendous projects and then have

Soon your mood will quite a time fulfilling your pr change and you will be ready to Irises. Perhaps you were dean cumplete the job you begasi. grandione in your schemes-and promised you might achiev more. Yon are self-reliant. and independent. Itarely, if ever, Uni you take ante into your full believe that confidence, for you action speak much more July Ohen you send than mere words.

balkona. MD tal

expanding potential idea to see how i wilght be accepted. I he idea is 40 received well, then you drop it Uke a hot potato and start dream- ing about something else.

A

Your ute may not be

an easy

one, but once you get going on the muccess trail you will go along ot fast pace. Although renterkäu

Bile late in mucces may be arriving, when it does come. it will prove permanent.

Since you Juve an affectionate and sympathetic nature, you wil he happlest you wed quite early life, for you will be most OPEL- tent when you have your own family and Nonie. Put upon them love and vou en tvish Sotir alfention fu your heart's content. And they, in turn, can encourage you to do your best work it all times and help to keep your spirita Twight and gay,

Among those bort in the date were: Jone Ferrer, actor; General Jaime Longstreet. Confederate general;

play- Augustus Thomas weight: Nicholas Badle. banker: Whitom M. Gifchrist, composer, und John Carroll, first American Roman

Cathalle hinder. You are moody and are too easily depressed. At Buch times, it is likely that yea need a change of noce, 1 involved in mental" task, go in Zur mano notive Sports--or even a tic house-clconint! it exhausted from

CAPRICORN

Ta And what the stars have sture for your tomorrow, select your birthday star and reart the cor- maponding paragraph, Let your birthday star be your daily guide.

THURSDAY, JANUARY 9

may be the

(Dec. 23-Jan. 20)- Na

clay to

in retali merchandising this exactly what you want. abould be a profitable day for you. Attend to defalls that are important co major inten

AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 1)- Make a profit in buying and polling, especially if you are in partnership тогт mutual benefits are con- denied.

VISCES (Feb. 20. Идг 201- Sign a contract favourable to your Future Maire. Support others ta good idea. "at if a poor one, reject ARIES (Mar. zi.Apr. 203.

and You may combine business plonaire protably today. At upon matter intuitively if you want the best sawer.

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May

--<15

Green lights now for major objective! See that you make sub- stantial progres toward

lumate goal.

GEMINI

Chay 22-June

your

21)-

If you have shopping to do keep a sharp eye out for a good bargah. It to be found it only you will hund_1_ouĆ,

"CANCER (June 22-July 233- If you are trying to refurnish your hame, then this in a good time to buy the things at a good DAIN juice

LEO (July 24-AUX- 2:1)- You may have beets working at a tle too fast a pace, so take time out today to slow down and rest,

VIRGO (Aug. 20-Sept 23- Since you are in the spotlight now. grou hould be alert to new opportunities to advanco your personal

23)—

interesia. LIBRA (Brpt. 24-Del This may be your day to do a real favour for friend in reciprocation for something dong in the part.

CORPIO (uct. 24-Nov. 22)- Don's calf at a new method of doing something istil You have

arted it out. It could be that it is

ten the old war. SAGITTARIUS (Nov, D.Dec. 27)- If you are seeking a new job, chon

locate

lest ruid

CARD Sensent

Q-The bidding has been: North East South West Pats Poss 1 Pass

1♣ 14

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You, South, hold: ART KJG SQL09 GB SAQJ

What do you do? A--Bid two or three no-trump. Either is okay, depending on your partner.

TODAY'S QUESTION

You bid two no-iruanp on the same hand and your portnar bids three clubs. What do you do now?

Answer Tomorrow

CHESS NEWS

Solution No. 6328: 1 OxRP chi, KtxQ; 2.RXK? ch, F-B1; 3 RXR ch, B-Ki; 4 R-37 ch. KXE; 5 Kt-Q6_ch, K-B1; 6 RX mate,

London Express Senior

This Funny World

"Boy--I'm just no good in the morning until I've bod

my mlik

WOMANSENSE

THE EASY WAY TO PUT ON MAKE-UP

Jeanne D'arcy

By

Do to master the brush-on wechi-

.1

beauty and almost thing else.

every

What we're thinking now is this:

things the easy way, will concede that it takes time kind artists use, You'll Bad, the

ild-liner que. For a week or two, while the

Itself. penell you learn, it will take longer. What's more. the application After that! A quick brush-on will be smoother and colour and you're through,

will be more evenly distributed. A brush-but queen-sized A brush--the faithful oli

It's a

MAKE UP #ips the easy way-with a ilpstick brush, sure way, says actress Gall Russell, to see that lips are shaped

neatly.

BOYS'

AND

Teddy Meets Royalty

Why do women struggle is time-suver in apply haltbrush comes to the rescue KO with make-up? Why ing mascara, too. Why struggle for hair that's hard to manage. -with the Hilles brushes that Why struggle with n comb? don't they take advantage usually come

buscarn? Brush first and you'll and un- of some of the time and Buy a great big brush, Rub it ruly locks will be left ferly in effort-saving devices?

once over Judes and your man tara's on, beatmy!

USE A BRUSH

When it comes to lipstick, for example, you gel better results

with

SABLE-TIPPED

Want to use eyelid liner

in a shorter time if you apply Apply it the easy way, with a

it with a hipatiekt brush. We thin sable-lipped Brush, the

• BARBS

By HAL COCHRAN

AN Ohio man was fined $100

and costs for drunken drly- ing. The 'excuse that he didn't lenow he was loaded didn't work,

Some ants are sold to live as POTILC- long as 10 years—and times in the

kitchen cabinet.

ELTINC

Isn't it funny that sweet

place.

Use a comb fur touching-up, for arranging bangs or creating other special effects, The brushi Job-and the all-over

does well.

Household Hints

To apply starch properly, re- move excess moisture from gar-

noth-ment. Dip equally each part to

inus incat so mach to the robe starched. Stareh should pone- marlie young gal?

The chief objection to hiring an inexperienced stenographer is that words fall her.

GIRLS' MAGAZINE

-The Bear Gets Stung Having Dinner With a Queen---

C

"Well," By MAX TRELL

said Teddy, it all happened because I went to INARE, the Shadow

with

Boy, ner party with a Queen." The Turned-About

Huwatha, Name, Small-Sized

the

"With Queen!"

Wooden indian, Knarf.

exclaimed

were sitting on the fence at the

"Yep," said Teddy. "With side of the garden when

they Queen. heard a groaning nu! a mouning- behinet them

tree on the other side of the road,"

to the Queen's "Did you go house for dinner?" Knarf usket Teddy.

Teddy, moaned and groaned as he sat on the op rail of the fence with a bandage around his head. But Knart and Hiawatha joughed.

frute evenly and thoroughly.

After dipping and squeezing several times, let garment dry betare dampening.

A pre-warmed serving disa can make all the difference in the way some (cods faste.

Some tose rol only their heat but their favour, if not treated

is way.

Smolt

•

bath mats, may be washed with bath towels of the same colour if they are not tho soited.

Shoggy rugs can be dried in the clothes dryer aly if they do

not have

rubber backing. Rubber-backed rugs should be air-dried, but can be fuffed, it "You're a foolish Bear to get desired, in the dryer on a no-

heat setting. "Yes," said Teddy, "but I was invited to dinner by a Queen. That's more than either of you two fellers can say!"

Knart and Hiawatha had to

"I did," said Teddy, "Did you find out her name?" long." said Hiawathu. asked Hiawatha.

"It was Queen B!" said Teddy, ndnilt that, Teddy was right

"I did," ald Teddy,

"What was it?" asked

Hla-

A

watha.

+

Coming."

salth

"What kind of asked Hiawatha.

ame?"

"I was stung!" queen?" "What's JUPA

100,"

:5]

"Somebody's Karf to Hiawatha.

hcar it

"I Iliawatha,

Teddy groaned and moaned en he shook his swollen face,

"I'll tell you in a minute. But "It sounds like somebody we ust let me tell you how I came know," said Knarf

"It sound lite Theodore,“ said iawatha.

The moaning and groaning auddenly took on a voice.

Someone shouted: "Hey, you fellows, can't you hear me?"

Knart and Hiawatha now turned around. They both looked surprised,

Bumps On His Face

to be invited."

Offer Of Help

Kharf said: "We're listening.i Teddy. But can't we get you Fumething to make you beller?"

feel

that,

culta

When starching glossy and collars, mix a teaspoonful of candle shavings with the hot. starch. This keeps the fron from leking and Importe a highly glossed surface,

Ladybird

FINE

It

"Thank you," said Teddy. "I'll be all right. Just let ine how carne to be in- tell you

dinner with vited to have

sitting

in a

getting myself sunburned

Queen,

Teddy, how did you get all

your those bumps on asker Knuif."

face?"

"I was pole

when

"What are

you

wearing

ᎥᎢ

bandage

around your

for Hiawatha asked.

"I'll tell you all about said Teddy.

something that

like big fly came hood along.

H

daisy

looked

buzzing

"I was about to alve it a swat when the Fly said: 'Don't swat ne, Teddy! If you let me go, I'll So Kwart and Iliawatha Bee that you get invited to the helped him to sit on the fence Queen's house for dinner," railing. "Let's hear the whole story," said Knari.

10-24

The "Fly" begged Teddy not to swat him.

"I didn't "So," said Teddy, swat him. I let him go and he 1low off. It was very pleasant sitting in that daisy patch. I was Just about to shut my eyes and take a nap, for I was quite sure that I was not going to be in- vited to any dinner by a Queen, when Fly came back with two other Files. I mean, I thought they were Flies."

if

"What were they, Teddy, they weren't flies?" asked Kharf..

Teddy, didn't answer. He went en with his story.

Como Early

The Queen is expecting you tonight for dinner,' the Flies said. 'Be sure and come early! Her paluce is behind the willow

Rupert and the Thinking Cap-19

On

their way

to the little wish I wasn't so sazalt and 1 could so over the top of things is YOU guine pix's house Rupert comes

do) I'm the smallest of sil of us, to a halt and looks over the top of a buah. "I say, that's the Con Even Willie and Ratua are. «» «"* jurer's house 1*5 he exclaims. "Never mind,” says Rupert. **Come *That's given me an idea. Let's, interrupting in his turn.

what round the bush. We'll leave your kd and. Where's the house?" Gregory box here on this side and look for interrupta - Krumpiły, "Oh I do Tigortily."

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