THE CHINA MAIL TUESDAY, DECEMBER 31, 1957.
This Funny World
BANE
HEDI
"I want three that are friendly with each other."
BY THE
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WAY
by Beachcomber
So many whales are being caught, In spite of the international agreement that young ones must bo thrown back, that there is danger af serum aliortage,
Scientists and stiticians who Know the whale popuintion of the world walore; to eight decimal points have wounded the alarm. The great dificulty is 10 know who
was no dog in the kennel, the case resembled that of the mablio hen- house which wan parked on the wrong alde of a one-way when it wheels had corno There the matter rests at present, for want of one grain of common
seTİKE
Giotto the bumpa!
off.
has caught how many, especially if more
more intellectual and artistic
the Agurra bent u by whaling fleets are faltbed. It is also difficult to trare whales muggled ashore on ncontres nights in lonely estuaries, The Antarctie is wald to be throng. ed with people carrying harpooÍN without a licence. One auch pati, artested as he was hauling a whale home, sald he had bought it at a Bah shop.
Ministry of
Transport inquiry
1 a dug-kenne! on wheels on
zebra crusaing a vehtele, and in itte man who publies
pedestrian? The ngistrate whe had to deal with "the matter quoted case of a man who,
When the floor of his car broke to bsite, shoved his feet through the Rope and walked the car down h. clarin that 13 www a perambulator, because hill boy was in the back scot. witness objected that nobody puts }}} legs through a perambulator and walks it along, and as there
stars are being for the increase in the blamed number of fake masterpieces which The are fumming up everywhere. firm public mer think it la good thing for a star is have half The Renoirs or Manets. a dozen other day there was an embarrez- ing moment when a gomip writer desvered that Dawn Redgave and Trivia Tansy
etch had the saune who wan Gaugin Another star, offered a Holbein by a "dealer sofd, "just adore le Viaduct,
Anytime. Oh, I say, look here!
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E other day a mother brought 1 be non lo im old music-tencher. that she was convinced She ald
that he had a nolami" talent for munte, and she wanted him taught ald wash-board. "Madam." the the teacher, "I know nothing stut yourself a "Call wash-boerd. *** musie-tencher" shouted the anstry mother.
YOUR BIRTHDAY
TUESDAY, DECEMBER 31
JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
WOMANSENSE
Overtricks Defence A Rosy Outlook For
By OSWALD JACOBY SOUTH'S three na-trump, bid wa
the height of uptúni, when Karl doubled., South man to four diamanda. East doubled that also, and then forgot to set the com tract.
HE outlook is certainly
where the home is con-
The New Year
cerned, for roses are invad- shaps some months ago, it sold impnet. My favourite dress was ing the house in a big way. so quickly that late-comers had an evening gown for a very They're the most fashion- to wait weeks for their supplies, young girl. In paie chiffon, it
styled whs simply
with " choose able theme you can
There's a growing demand for swathed top and a very full when you're decorating, and foral wallpapers, especially for skirt, and it had a sprinkling of they're appearing on every- the bedroom, according to Bri- pink long-stemmed roses scat-
sheets thing from
of wall- iered over it. group and tris's largest
Among four bear pillow-slipe to china.
paper manufacturers.
Latest teenagers' chalco -- their latest designs Is one ballet-dancers' practico lights. So featuring tiny. Victorian-style many girls were buying up the
West opened the deber of bearta. East won with the king and led him ringleton trump. This was won in dummy and the lack of beanis wor led. Float won with the nce and deelded that he could afford të lend another heart. He assumed that his partner held and naw no danter.
Sauth huddled awhile and finally with his queen. When went up West dropped the ten, Bouth was home free, One of dummy's clubs
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remaining trump word the other club went on the have of hearts,
Now all South had to lose wan the ace of mpade, but he didn't esen Inse that trick. He led him singleton made and Went ducked. Up wen: dunny's king and Soulli had made an overitiek.
1. let's think much of Eual's double of four diamonds. He could not expect to hurt the vuntract ond might well have been salivira
try to beat it undoubled,
10
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I think low of his defence. really should have eashed his aca of clubs and hoped to and his pariter with the ace of spades. True enough, the heart feed đẫu not look dangerous, but he had nothing to gain by holding back his club
..By STELLA trick, it was a end-pipe cinch that
Bony on this last day of the old ability to atlet wils a project from
year, you have been bequeathed
perle.
a trementa capacity for emotional development. If that gift is turn- ed toward artistic expression, you that you have been may discover touched with genius ti KL ely, however, that you will ad your happiest vocadon in a field where you are working with You have a magnetic and the ability to get along with oil types of purions. You men might enter politics muccessfully. With the proper cшtivation, you may even become a staterman The title. Lion, of course, lies in your capacity for achievement beyond the average. You have highly critical faculties and the power of analysis which make it possible for you to vin- cover inaccuraclos innetlerd by many. And you cannot be contetit until you have inade suggestions for correcting them.
beginning to ent.
You have one sense of justice. and while you concede that each individual his the right to his own opinion, you are inclined to believe that in the last analysis, your opinion the right one! You are not slly influenced to change your opinion, either. With so there in nc more inuer verity than that e mias convinced against his will Es of the swne opinion slits!
Your alfectionate nature requites the Juve and devotion of a male who understands your temperament and will agree wills you on all sub- Jects, Wed early and the rewards will be great.
Among those born on this date were: Alexander Winchell, geoingist: Emile Loubet, French statesinan and foriner prouident; Edward Hand. war hero, physielan Revolutionary
Lord Comweills,
You are willing and legislato 10 untier gu considerable experimen- British tation to effect this. Visi are, in Revolution. this aspect, the true sclentist. !!
h the Anticati
To find what the stars have in
Ja posible that your career could story for you tomorrow, select your
Burn toward the
fe of ex birthday star and read the corres
the tenacity of purpose and
The
perimental setence for you have ponding paragrapli. Let your birth.
any star be your daily guide. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 1, 1958
21-July 23)-
CAPRICORN (Dee. 23-Jan, 203- CANCER (June
to brighten UD This can be a picuaantly social day, There is romance alther in making or receiving calls. the beginning of the New Year, Renew friendship with the new Celebrating to announce an engage
тенг.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 21-Feb. 19)-LEO
presence to some
23)--
Lend
stent, perhaul 24-Aug If you over-indulged last night, If you have a happy oudook n take ume out now a rest. Don't life, you can inspire others, try to do too much. Relax tenslots, your
20-Mar, 20) meeting. *U* can be made a day to long remember. Some unusual good for June is likely to detail you at this
(Feb.
public
VIRGO (Aug. 24-6ept. 23)-- perhaps you will be seeing close friends or relativen who have coIN E from a distance during the holiday
LIBILA
25)-- (Bapt. 24-Oct. Start the New Year right,
ARIES (Mat. 21-Apr. 201- The best idea is to, hold to establish- ed routine, Bye ricky ventures with a sharp ginice. Investigate before have made some resolutions, then accepting.
II you
hold to them now--and forever
TAUNUS JAPT. 21-Stay 21 more!
Your accomplishments today will be determined by your own personal
Scorrio (Oct. 24-Nov, 72)- You cabe popular with everyone
conduct. Take a positive attitude you are the life of the party 10-
and get remi) in,
GEMINI
alay
22-June
Meet Enjoy this day thoroughly. friends you may not have seen for
lung tune. Make New Yent's Day Calls
*
clay. Kluke tits a thine for good fellowship.
SAGITTARIU8 (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)— Re sightly considerate of your health, and it you need tome re- lowing rest, tako It now, regardless.
Since you are courageous, and ad- ventureroine, you are equal to any challenge. You will attempt any thing-provided, of course, it is your
2. Y something of the nature, you
Bea and you believe your
POAN today, you are a leader of
men and your executive capnel ties are great. Nu inatter how Isrga or how small the group in which you move may be, you will grazp The Initiative and, before anyone
may come to believe realises it, head the processioni You aten have chains so that this
deal of hermetica: that you have a inission in life and all else whif he eldestepped to and personal" anidom. If ever, resented except by accomplish this one thing. You have other leaders who want to challenge the ability to make concessions your poaltion. You mea night and necessity to gain a major objective. that a military entery satisfies your But it is atricily against your nature nature most completely, Othere may and you fret tinder the attempt. discover that leasing is the world of ideas is the best answer,
Among those born an this date were: l'aul Revere, Revolutionary patriot: General Anthony Wayne American Revolution Officer; Mihria George Edgeworth and Plz Jaunes Frazer, authore, Xavier Cuget, or chestra Jender: Catherine D. Bowen, blographer:
Charles Goodyear Jr..
manufacturer,
have To find what the star
10 stors for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corres ponding paragraphi. Let your birth- day star be your daily guide. THURSDAY, JANUARY 2
Your ties of kin are strong and, with you, the family group is in violato, Those who belong to you tan do no WTORY, You women are absolute rulers in your own hoines, but your efficiency and charm trakes the matriarchal trend not an un- pleasant one. Both you men and women have a strong love at nature which must be satisfied if you are to and confendment.
CAPRICORN (Deo. 23-Jan, 20)-- good, practical ides, then this is the 'Back to work for almost eversone. day to make exceptional progres.
**CANCER There's and you're exception.
13)- (300822-Jily
today may ench
plenty of Important business to be A Jetter Wonal importance
aghia pa an Imporizat objective and sould be particularly
yesterday and the resulta
reach 11 1OW.
done, too.
deal of AQUAILIUS (Jan, 21-Feb. 19 your future welfare. De politie.
* Cânly ** 24-Aug -2)- Today and tomorrow at 1 days for personal, schiavemeal. Set your Follow throughs on something you rewarding.
21) In back Berious about ever. The new year workaday wor
takes on an accelerated speed. De
LINNA (B8pt. 21-Oct.
PICHA (řek. 15-Mar 24) Guard your health,
Carefree holidays
already made.
VIRGO
ARIES (Mar 2-Apr. You may taka a trip to further | « new scheme which you
de. Make a good prof. have cided will be practical: Prompto it
Resfully,
he was not going to make two club
By HAZEL MEYRICK
genuine black tights to wour around the house that designer Martha Hill, who specialises in jersey-wear, is now selling them not only in black, but royal blue and red as well,
In London they're golog crazy over those delicate porce- Join soop dishes imported from Paris, and hand-painted with tiny rosen, Old-fashioned Anger- plates and door-knobs of rose- bud painted chino are being bought up too-and women in the know are looking out for pattern which is particularly those cottage wash-bowi and sullable for a recess or stair- lop them. or on all-in-one jug sels from the pre-plumbing way.
moas roses in an attreÜive trellis
There are ankle-lengh skin- tight pants with a loose shirt to
model which covers you from
era. They're invarinbly Je- My favourite wallpaper is top to too and zips up the back. corated with garlands of roses
ene that will be on sale
Spotlighted for summer weat and they're being bought up as Britain and overseas in the now the twee! sheath dress. It flower and house-plant holders,
year-it's a design of deep blue hag low, Reonped out neckline, - London's lending wallpaper long-stemmed roses on a white front and back, no sleeves ot manufacturers are going rose water-resistant paper. I saw it all, and it's cut to more or less minded as well.
In Aguro-line. One Arm ca the walls and ceiling of a follow your brought out a design of ak small bathroom with Jade colton and woollen tweeds, I fashioned full-blown roces in recT bathtub, and it looked Is being shown by all the LOR- pink .on 講 grey and white fabulous--though the price, I'm dun wholesale designers, and !! ground.
nent When it came into the glad to say, 13 strictly down-to- is usually topped by a ̧
earth.
tailored jacket which makes it The
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Christian just right for office wear. Dlor, who showed their first The golden girl look is collection since the death of favourite one of the moment. in Mont of the model-girls I know the couturier, feature roses nil their prettiest clothes. There are changing their hair colour to was rose-printed chiffon used a tawny red-gold, and now here
CHESS NEWS
by LEONARD BARDEN
Solution No. 5324: 1 Kt-86, B-B3 (P-83; 2 HixB ch gioca White a winning material advantage); 2 Kt-K7 ch. &-R1; 3 QxB, Pxử: $ EXP mate,
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for a deep red cocktail dress, comes a lipstick tone in with Called "Persian while jade and emerald-coloured it perfectly. roses were intermixed for an- Melon" it is a vivid, warm other chiffon, dress. I I noticed, golden shade, inspired by Incidentally, that they choose colourings of oriental tapestries, it in available in a non- the brightest colours in the and sheerest fabrics, to soften their smear lipstick and nall enamel.
BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
Dish Closet Romance
-Red Cup and Blue Saucer Are In Love... By MAX TRELL
ticks any way the play developed.AST night," Mr Punch said
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to Knarf and Hanid, the Shadow-Children with the Turned-About Nomos, "i was Invited to a weeding." "Ohi exclaimed "Who's getting married? anyone we know?"
Hanid. is it
Live In Pantry "You know both of them very well," Mr Punch said. "They live in the pantry in the kitchen,"
A puzzled look appeared on Knorf's face and he said: "In the pantry, Mr Punch? No one lives in the pantry except a lot of pots and pars and plates and dishes."
who's
getting
"That's married. suld Mr Punch."
the
"The Little Glass Vases," sald Mr Punch.
"Who's going to play the asked Wedding
Morch?" Hiawatha.
"Now for a lang time, Red
"All the Plates and Dishes Cup and Blue Saucer were very
and Cups and Saucers and Pols much in love with each other.
going to Jingle "But though they both lived and Pans are
ench and jangle and wifite and skime in the pantry and saw
Red
be the music- and they will other every day (for the Cup hung on a hook just above makers at the wedding of Red the shelf on which the Blue Cup and Blue Saucer," Soucer slood) they never went out with each other. Folks sald that n Red Cup and a Blue Saucer did not belong together. "Mother would often look at the Red Cup hanging on the
and the hook
Blue Saucer standing on the shelf and would shake her head and pass them by when she set the table. So Niuc the Red Cup and the Saucer
lonely and
sad.
were both
An Accident
"Then one day," continued Mr Runchi, Where was an accident.
"I don't understand what you Mother was carrying some cups
mean," said Kharf.
Cup And Saucer
Mr
"The Red Cup," said Punch. "is marrying the Blue Saucer,"
and saucers to the table when she happened to tip the tray and White a Whille Cup and Saucer crashed to the floor,
"Oh deari esk Mother, *What shall I do?. I haven't enough cups and saucers to go pround."
"Take us, please! cried Red Blus Saucer, Cup and Blue Saucer. Invited them to sit down and
Nothing Elso
there And as, at this hear the glory.
"So Mother, because
do, took was nothing elso to Small Red Cup off the hook and took Sized Wooden Indian, and Blue Saucer off the shelf and General Tin, the Tin Soldfer, carried them both Into, the
Mr Punch, seeing that Knart acd Hanid knew nothing about the love affair between the Red Cup and the
moment, Teddy the Stuffed
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TODAY'S TAKOSTEN 13 word
Follow throunds with important plans prepared to advance, with the fo
east one 20)— A line selling day, especially you are involved in retall merchandising.
acourio (Oct, · 24-Nov. Drain work is what counts most today. Bet up an efficient working pattern for 1968, then follove 11.
SAGITTASUUS (Nov. 13»Dec. 22)— be highly conducive to good site. A co-operative effort can peœrsto
R2-Jun _31)- Traveling, salernen. aru, sapoctally. an inspiration proven to be a favoured.
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entered
The
nlsó · dining room.
room. he
around
his
invited them to gather and listen.
Then Mr Punch begon story.
Red Cap hung on a book
zbova Blue Baucer's shelf,
"What a beautiful Red Cup!' exclaimed all the guests when 'And how they saw Red Cup. lovely looks with that hand- some Blue. Saucerl'
"And from that time on, Red Blue Saucer always Cup and
went to the dining room to- Kether. How happy they were! And just last night," concluded Mr Punch, they decided to get married."
Where's The Wodding? "Where's the wedding going to take place?" asked land.
"In the Pantry," said Mr Punch.
Who's
be the going to Preacher?" asked Knart,
"The Silver Spoon," said Mr Punch.
the
"Who are going to be bridesmaids?" asked Teddy.
"The Ittle Silver Teaspoons," En Mr Purch.
"Who are the Flower girls?"
asked General Tin.
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then pauses middenly. ** Why, ki "And the arrival of the bill," I know what burst 1” ha gups.
comer's all cracked. It's no set I'll do." he thinks. "I'll get my football and compare it with the any more. I ate what's happened. new one and son, which it tha: Santa Chias did · know what beccas," He searches Motil he wanted betrue than i kaww anyacht finds in the hainber room, the This is marvellous l '1 moet je små aldar ball." He liftä le dosen hod. Hell Muckmy at dubon.”
FALL RIUNITY (BMERVAR
MOTHER
GOES
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SOPHISTICATED
By VERONICA PAPWORTH
huppens every time I sketch a nice simple baxle dress at a nice simple basic price Some of you are certalu to scold me. "Why don't they make it in larger size? twa't it time you gave the older ones look ing You seem to think that big-hipped women are not worth bothering about
BDC 80 or My Dress of the Week has been picked with my critica in mind. It is the dress that Margaretta Scott has chosen to wear as "an ultra-sophisticated mothar in her fortles This is her role in the film The Possessor, now in production at Elstree, One of the nices: things about Engian woman-sɔ i was recently
advised by an Kallan-is that they keep their be-ootif shoulders and basura well into middle ago. This dress is designed to show the middle ages off to advantage. Made by Linzi in black worsted crepe, it has a wide curved neckline, a slim skirt with a plent af the back for comfortable --- walking sod a stiffened cummerbund of black groegrain,
Yet another point in its favour-it zips up the back. Unlisporteatt
Not to an older woman.
It's so much more comfortable than a lot of inės, minute tugging
ever make-up and hur.
Finally—ite the perfect background for good jewellery, And, let's s fies it. most women don't get that until the school 1. * Deške to come rolling in sud Father is doing very nicely, thank you I said most Women-which means, I think, the ones who ore likely
to be interested in basic black at £Ð 8s
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