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THURSDAY, DECEMBER

1957.

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This Funny World

"How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any akler?”

BY

• THE

WAY

by Beachcomber

LTHOUGH rot-catchers are from my nerveless grusp, and 1 now rodent operators and sut emized, seeing her curled will soon be Rodent Corps up on a Wihmonger's slab. The Executives, there

eyes-oll, are few mouth, the

it was "plums" in the profession

bliss to be alive, and to know that the world was so full of The script sold that she fun. was "serious-minded." Stop inc. rat me, sink me and carry nie out in ittle basket! How

I see that an appointment to an Islarut in the Indian Ocean to be filed, A man must detest ents very much lệ hơ it ready to pack his uniform and exile himself in the indian could she be anything else? Ocean. Perhaps. In rat-euteling The furbot circles, this inlund in Inown as n stopping-alone to even more important position, Rodent Consultative 10 *11- Middle Eastern ruler? Rat-Comeut in some South American republie! An eventual return to England. with an appointment to the North Wales Rodent Extermin- atlon Counell?

Why not?

15 a Brave and gentemplative fra. not given to

19:0

could imaghe frivolity,

uk goddess in a snuffle-group. ordanelas the Chugga-Chugga? Beyond argument

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Hand Bids Hard But Plays Easy

Br OSWALD JACOBY HERE is not much to the play of today's hand at six clubo. All South h to do to make his contract is to lead a heart from his hand toward dummy and West can take his ace or not as he pleases but he won't be able to beat tho

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exercise The ham m bidding and if you don't think so get hold of a couple of ex- perts and give one the North and the other the South hand and see where they get.

WOMANSENSE

SYLVIA LAMOND lists the masculine priorities

WHAT MAKES A WOMAN

LOOK TWICE AT A MAN?

TEVER

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First, let's get it straight, that passes a day woman gets a handsome looks are not of prine advice to be desirable to

The bidding shown in that of Emmanuel Milton Ellerby and Holhfeld of Chleago, two of our bit more young and very expert experts.

Millon's two heart overeali How was normal, and Many sitting men. South had quite a problem. His decision to bld three clubs was cininently correct. Should his

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Both vulnerable

as was likely, he to make it *T

partner pass, IT is not often that my col- would expcet

league Mr Chapman Pincher should his partner bld he would give atumped, But he has admitted have an opportunity to

his hand by that nobody has yet explained clear pleture why the moon looks smaller it showing his diamonds.

Milton's four club bid was you bend down and peer at it From between your angs, than easy and Manny went to tou alight; the force

if you look at it standing “ip. The

Now Ellenby made a really example might be real," say

explanation that I only seems Mr J. 13. Priestley, and

kok smaller because ting bid. Instead of merely suggests that we should give a blood which goes to your headding five clubs he bid four moral lead to the work by declaring that "one Power able, makes you exaggerate the light spaces to show the acc.

400 organing pover

Aane

is

erty!

across amid all the torrents of balderdash in which we are being drowned,

The Turbot look

damonds

011...

We lap up this advice for one simple tersun... setting « krop for a man is our favourite sport. But why does nobody seem to care about what makes a man more attractive to a woman?

እና Why

This

sex-appeal business so one-sided?

importatges

Men sometines Nay that a women's funks don't matter rovided her personality is pure o

Women don't really swallow

be that yet it happens to absolutely true about men.

For instance, I think the frut Imptet of a mies voice is more important than his looks. It's a better efte to his character, A man gets uny amount of and if 1 bear an intriguing voice help on how to invest his motley at a purly I want to move, over more about its ...piele horse.grow roses nd find out

golf...

But owner, Play better never a crumb on how to be a deep, burnished voice of ball-of-fire with women.

Kobert Boothby would menIC, nd hall the other women at the party.

Sir

J's just as if sex-uppent in a definitely

duesn't exist ... in

man

British man that is.

The American

a

22:1 about his sex-appeal He Roes out and

It, fights for believing that a man can't be an all-round, R-American sucress without it.

Struggles along

The Continental male-the Latin in particulin-gels all the advice he needs at his father's knee and spends the rest of his He practising

left to Only the Bellon is struggle along as best he can.

Well I've been doing some research into what makes a mon attractive to a women,

•

bericon

allty and something more. SUCCESS nod POWER in their different orbits.

or

of

Women And these two quali ties Irresistible. Throw a Cabinet Minister

Captain Industry in a woman's path, and honestly, he could have two held she wouldn't notice,

Sensational

1

garden more vigorously then the clate, fai men with."joviality," chap next-door. I mean & mix- and this doesn't help a man's ture of mental and physical sex-appeal-although a quick energy the sort of man who wit does, likes his work, puts in a hard Women prefer a nice head of day, but gives just as much to hair, but we don't attach · half hi social life as well."

the

la Importance

baldness DENISE ROBINS, whose some

thin What ww heroes in Belton are physical can't stand are those freak fulr- dynamite, also admits that it's styles which make a few hair the Inner man who really sets a o long way over a bald girl's corpuscles racing. Ruth- inch. lessiess fatally attractive to most women," she says,

That cosy feeling.

nien

Women

"We mislead men dreadfully about the things we admire In

like good manners, them. We go on and on about the charm of a man who helps The man who always opens the with the washing up and takes door for

woman, pulls out her Wibuby our just because we chair, picks up her glove, will things once score if he hes absolutely noth- appreciate these

else. Like

personal ing we've married him.

life that "The look in a man's eyes in chauffeur, he makes

over much easier. the key to his power

st the first meeting. Women Wke well-cut clothes women

he is and good vrooming, but don't IT his look suggests

three women what I asked they think makes a man senda- tional... and they all falt for some aspect of personality

ANNE LAMBTON. voted one of our eight best-dressed women, wife of mechoise trainer Teddy ambton, rates success right at The top, above good looks, manners, clothes, everything,

"When a man has just done glows with success a deal, he Sir Robert alltnets women, and becomes dead attractive," "He's in good But with his hervy jowl and the says.

Ray-he rallates, attracted by herd he lets confuse a smart turn-out withá could temper, he's 110 ma shoggy Down,

roman does when his eyes Hinger just long enough "normetism." Recuse him of being a good the way a

the fall in love,

he has the key. looking smoothie.

Are "Many Bagishmen

too "Just being a successful man

message over. isn't coough-it's the man who shy to put this peta a kick out of muccess, and It's a pity, because nothing else looks as if he forgot to brush his hair. But he's not lazy. He's tries to score a success of some is so devastating." sort every day."

Well, now - brckuso wo've by and vital. and woman concentrated on PERSONALITY. hover round him like hand- don't run away with the idea inaidens.

1/21

Take another example. Orgott Weller. He is much too fat and hus undistinguished beautiful puddingy fee. His wife Paulo, formerly an Italian counters, told me that she had always been attracted by with the dark, sleek good looks

Italian of the

aristocrat... until Orson lumbered into her life.

Both Boothby And Orsun Welles have exceptional person-

He works hard

AIRS

for-

that PHYSICAL LOOKS don't count at all.

They are specially helpful when the personality is wearing a little thin.

Tuke o type of man: he wents a dowdy tle, forgets to brush his cont collar, sometimes

It may be sickening for the infr-cream boys. They may say hla attruction lies in his tank balance.

will continue, to

JACK DUNFEE, merly Audrey White the model, puts ENERGY fist, 1 don't incan

a muscle-man Women don't like men to br Who threshes through the obulously over-weight. We asso- ell it Personality.

But women

SOME GOOD PORK DINNERS FOR BRISK AUTUMN DAYS

oil,

ture, browning lightly on both By ALICE DENHOFF

sides. Tum kraut mixture into

Meanwhile, combine n (1 lb.) lightly-greased 2-qt, casserole. lin sauerkrout, 'drained, and 1 Drop corn muff batter by e. chopped onions. Place en top tablespoonful around edge of of chops.

cusserole.

Cook, covered 30 min, Baice at 245 F. 30 min. or low heat. UB:il cort

15 muffin mixture doric.

Uncover

THE

aromatic please hearty appetites. It's low This put the burden of role Trade and wurfare-which alters through the earth's to engage in nuclear

foods of autumn are nice- tn cost, too. will refect

thing for atmosphere. If you look at the to the slam right on Hochfeld's the evil

moor sideways from half-way shoulders and Manny responded

Using Basic Favourites over."! This is one of the few

up ladder it will seem to looknobly. He recognised the fir- matched to sharpened ap utterances I have

and petites. But after the com-

To serve 6, heat 2 tbsp. salad larger again. If you look at arpade bid as a slam try thecar from between your legs realised that his partner would puratively casy-to-fix salads

size with its

to hold not appear

chor eccond round and cold dishes of summer,

round

Add 1 lb. lean pork shoulder diniinishi, because there is no diamond control or first

control to warrant that some of us may find it a bit that has been diced. Cook unil through heart Bght from it to alter

bid. May leaped right to six difficult to begin again to brown on all sides. Add a (1 lb. the earth's atmosphere.

had no trouble cook dishes that require 1 oz.) in sauerkraut and 1 z.

oniona.

Also a Here's a real pork more elaborate preparation, chopped

medium-sized apple, cored and

To serve 4, melt allced There's no problem, how-

Cover and cook 1 hr. or uniilor margarine with c. currant pepper. ever, if you serve sunything pork is tender.

3 medium-sized jelly. Add apples cored and cut in rings substantial like a kraut, Aieanwhile, prepare a (12- and yook until browned, pork and apple dinner.

1) pkg. com muffin ITRIX / For instance, a ple using these according to directions bole favourites is certain to package.

IN ay paper

the photograph of one of the "beauties" of today

lady confronted me; a whose face was so like the face ot a furbot that the paper fl

CROSSWORD

Acros

1. Found in good voices. (0)

5. Quite a story, (4)

V. Cord. (4) 10. Puzaling. (9)

41. Caper lands.). (3)

15, Bottier. 13-01

B. Pronzied. (3)

17. First iso 24 Acrone). (91

20. Preparodi. (4)

JU. Poorly. (3)

21. Send money, (D)

23. Trees or drinks. (0)

24. Becond long interval follows.

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Down

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division, 731

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river. [4]

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What do you do?

A-Bld four no-trump. · You are going to overbid and go to six if your partner shows one or two SCCL.

TODAY'S QUESTION Instead of raising your three diamonds to four your partner has bid three spades. What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

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BOYS' AND

Chirpie Decides To Move

and

over

Sprinkle

To serve 6, have 0 pork chops about 1⁄2 in thick, chops with salt.

Add chops Meli 3 tbsp. fal, fund cook until lightly browned on both sides,

Combine a (1 lb. 11 oz.) tin kraut, 1 c. sweetened apple place apple sauce, c, chopped onion and

brown sugar. Mix thor chop treat, rings on top of sauerkraut mix. tbsp,

turo. Cover and cook 30 min. oughly. c. butter Season to taste with salt

Remove apple rings and add 4 lol pork chops to jelly mix-

Savoury Dish

and

bring

Here's a savoury pork chop speel that is bound to the family to fable quickly,

GIRLS'

"Isn't there anything I can do

Turn sauerkraut mixture in- to shallow baiting pan.

Top with pork chops, sprin- hing meat with tsp. sage.

Bake at 350. 45 min. to 1 hr. or until chops are tender.

MAGAZINE

Finally Hanid spoke.. "You Pinc should have picked a Tree, Chirple, Instead of a Maple."

"

to keep those leaves from fall ing?" said Chirple. Hanid was silent. The House He Lived In Was Falling Apart-

Chirple looked at her and went

Chirple looked at Hanid with By MAX TRELL salt Chirple. "It's just as if the on: "If I don't stop them soon, Interest, “A Pine Tree? Why?"

roof of the house you are living there won't be any leaves lett HIRPIE Sparrow came flying in started falling apart, shingle on the tree at all. You know "Because," said Hanid,

ncross the street from the by shingle one after the other. what it will look like without Pine Tree never loses its leaves. Maple Tree where he lived. He There," "he crled suddenly,

Dany leaves?"

Now and then, a few fall off but alghted on the window sill be straightened up and jerked "It will look bare,” said Hanid, new oner quickly take their YOUR BIRTHDAY ....By STELLA where the bread crumbs had his beal toward the Maple Tree

been spread out for break- across the street, "Just look1 "Yes," said Chirple. The place. A Pine Tree is always

green, winter and summer."

"Always green?" said Chirple.

"Ever green," sald Hanid. That's what a Pine Tree is an Evergreen."

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 5

BORN today, you have impulsen of acquaintances, but it takes you

that are

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to worry about your Henry own fiture, puu seem perfectly able

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win advance faster,

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fast. Chirple bad hardly begun There goes another one!"

branches will stick out with cating the crumbs

nothing to cover them. And what when the window opened and his friend Hanid looked just in time to can I do with the winter, coming was noe a leaf come fluttering down on?. There'll be rain and snork Janid, the Shadow Girl, bidding him good-morning from from one of the branches of the and more wind" Inside the room.

Maple. The leaf landed on the Hanid still kept silent. ground and went walizing off, Good morning, to you, my all yellow and golden in the dear." raid Chirpic. I hope this autumn sun. Desk, Autumn, weather is pleas- ing to you."

It's

Hittle cold," said lank. "But I like it."

Ruining His Tree

One Aftor Another

hud

more

Tew Chirpie,

Chirply looked happier when crumbs. He looked up again nɔ he flew off after finishing his

leaves came fluttering crumbs. more down.

to

Tried His Best Chirple sighed: "That's how it is," he said. "That's how it goes,

he said "Don't think," all day long. One leaf after the

"that I haven't picked other away they gone leaf Hante, after the other. And there's them up and flown them back nothing I can do about it, to the branches, Don't think I haven't tried my best to make nothing at all.

them slick on again."

"Not tie," said Chirpic, "It's sign that winter is coming on Worse than that, this sharp wind is ruining my tree,"

"I don't know what you mean," said Honid.

"And it was such a beautiful 1nolding tree all summer long," said Hanid.

"You're a smurt girl," Chirple.

gald

Chirpin siglled. "But it didn't "I don't know if I am or not," works. Once leaves are off,

they're off."

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Hanid watched him from the flying over to the Pine Tree window-leaving his nest bi the standing, in the middle of the Muple Tree across the street and next-door-neighbour's' garden.

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