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THE CHINA, MAIL, SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 30, 1957.

Interesting News Stories From AH Parts

The World

The Night Rocking

A Farm Was FLO

After The

Crippled Party 500 Chicks

He Seeks Wings

PETER LYNCH

HAS SPENT £200 LEARNING TO FLY

Sydney.

Meet polio victim Peter (“Stiff Legs") Lynch -he works by night and learns to fly by day.

Lynch, who turned 23 last April, works as a trunk line operator with the PMG De- partment at night and learns to dy with the Royal Aero Club during the day-time.\,

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comploted 21 hos examinations and now has only to pass a licence test to gel wings.

"ONLY WAY"

LAD

in

Lynch, who was struck with pollo seven years ago, was in bed for five months work and off

for mantha Ho la will paralysed both legs and files alrerafts by pushing his legs forward on to the rudder bar with hám hands.

"I can't move my legs any way," he said last other

week at his home in Hubert St Leichhardt.

And, that's one reason why

harder for Lynch to fly than Douglas ("Tin Lege") Bader, Although Bader lost his lega ho still has the use of his leg muscles.

Lynch said he had spent Over £200 learning to fly it was "worth overy and penny,"

When Lynch lan't work- ing or learning to fly be rides his motorayale, which he operates with bis hands

"I simply drive carefully and keep my head," he said,

in telling how he has never fiad an accident in 50,000 miles.

Snuff Is

Back

Vanished..

London,

The party down on the poultry farm began with

100 guests, a skiffle group, and beer for all. But the three o'clock rock ended with 300 more

guests and 500 fewer chickens on the farm.

Woolies To

Last

800 Years!

London.

The chickens had vanimivosti. It was a 21st birthday party i given by Charles Curtis, slėpsan | of form manager Mr John Laus.

High

IS A NAVY

Mr and Mrs Lasa were away on a Continental holiday on the Saturday Charles Javiled 100 friends to the old born Clandon Farm, near Guildford.

*Thero were £28-worth of 毒 beer and sandwiches for 100. their But the friends brought friends, until 400 people were listening to the skiffle rhythm. More Beer

A top secret of the British War Office has been re- vealed-they have a stock

Gut. Someone The beer ràn of long, woollen pants fetched moro, It was about 3 sufficient to Just the am when the party broke up. Women's Royal Army Some of the guests slept in their Corps for 800 years!

ears before driving home.

And sonicone had taken the flock of chickens, part of a

being fattened 25,000 Christmas,

of Two

the

for

FLYER

London.

Flook went to sea last week with 831 in HMS Squadron

Ark Royal.

To the lots who fly and the men who maintain the squad- rons Wyvern single-cat strike aircraft Flook. R.N.. is much more than a unit mascot or n sort of gimmick.

He's a real being, an engaging character. When I went on party-goers ixard the carrier, moored below ndmitted selling five of them. the Forth Bridge, to wish him Geoffrey John Crouch, 23, at and his mensmates good hunt- Nibling Row, Millmead, Guilding in the operations, I was in ford, and Brian Welch: 23, of tkne to see she can Westway, Guildford, were each

The secret has been revealed in a report by the House of Commons Public Accounts Com- watch- mittee the country's dog" on Government, spending,

Aecording the report, the surplus of "women's pants, long, woollen" was first mentioned by Labour MP Victor Colin in questions

at Godalming to Sir Edward Play-ined £23 fair, of the War Office.

BUCK PASSING

He asked: "Are the women's pants with or without clagile?" Sir Edward replied: "I think, without clastic, but I have not Inquired enough to say!"

theft,

There at the head of a quetic for of sailors holding various recep-

tacles was look himself, mak-- ing sure of his tot.

Sir John Wenlmun, chirman,

ON EVERY PLANE said: "This is a perfectly dis- graceful affair. You and 400 Llout.-Comdr. Philip Swithin- other fools go to a party. You bank, from Clare, Suffolk, sonier have too much to drink, ob-pilot of 831, kopt an eye on him. viously, and you and others "We don't like letting him out raid this unfortunato farmer." of sight if we can help it," he

Bold.

When Sir Edward added that the pants were being offered to other Government departments, another MP asked: "Doesn't that come under the heading of pass-party ing the back?"

Very Angry

Mr Laws, 10, heard about the three days afterwards when he cue homie,

"I was very angry about it," he said. "Charles did not tell us

Sir Edward repited was normal procedure to offer before we went away. Ho told department's surplus goods to

me himself when we returned ather Ministries before dis- posing of thor on the open market.

Members of the Women's Royal Army Corps could not help solve the mystery.

One WRAC said: "Only, one War Omce blimp would know what we could do with long, woollon pants without elastic!"

"The Guvnor” Was Only

Said the squadron's C.O., Lieut.-Comdr. Bianley Farquhar from Birmingham: "Everyone is vory Flook conscious."

Flook's picture is painted on all No. 881 aircraft and on the pilots flying helmets as well- - with one exception, which has a

Gurk instead.

Bub-Jeutenant Gerald Smith,"

| He said he was very NOWY. 31, from Rugby, did the point-

"I don't know how many | ings, chickens were taken that night Floak goes around with sailors many later. Some on their journeys between their and how days after I came back I found homo station and the ship. 500 missing.

"On the way back from missed the Lossiemouth funt summer we "I am sorry I party. If I had been there took him for a walk in Aber- there would not have been so deen," said Chief Petty Officer

would many people. I

have M. Cross, of Bath. "He caused

quite a stir in the streets."

locked the gate."

THE DUKE'S HONOUR

15 Years Old The Goons

*London.

When "the guynor" tells his parents it's time they want to bad, they walk obediently Into their

bedroom.

mo~

Then ho locks up the house, He never eats with them but always

hla waits for ther to serve fum in а верат atu room: Ho opens

u1 his father's letters and tells ไป mother not to speak to him un- less spoken to,

A London court was told last

U

week that the guynur" is 15-year-old boy. His name was not revealed in court when he was charged with playing with truant.

The boy's mother sald he was the shy." The judge, putting boy on a month's probation, suld he doubted it--United Proas.

Teen-aged Blackmail Experts

Ganchostar. 12-year-old boya ad- Two

that mitted in court recently they were blackmailers.

The boys, whose names were given up moking, or are unable withheld because of their ago, for which The revival of an old habit to smoke because of their jobs. admitted a charge

too, have they were brought to court and

London.

Many teenagers,

is bringing new customers started taking a "plach"

Enter The

Lists

London.

The Duke of Edinburgh has appointed

Britain's three craziest comedians to defend his honour in tiddly- game of

winks.

The comedians-the "Goons" -will ride into battle in full armour to refute a suggestion that the Duko cheats at this ancient

table and honourable

game.

Spike Milligan, goon-in-chief,

Spike Milligan

The Duke wrote back from

aald that "his radio and the Palace saying that it was television team had been not customary for royalty to appointed champions following accept challenges of that kind, a slight on the Royal dignity.

WERE SHOCKED

was

but to appoint a champion.

"The club saked the Dako for s champion, but he gaVO them the right of eboloo-and we were selected"

A GAUNTLET

Milligan declared unter

that

A

He explained that a weekly British

Kesine, **T* Spectator," published on article recently suggesting the Duke cheated at fiddlywinks.

[The article was written In

thrown of asked for three similar cases facotious vein

had been and to Britain's tobacco com-snuff. They find it cheaper than to be considered.

criticism

of numerous books down, in modern style cent panies.

elgarettes.

After they pleaded guilty tond. Prese reports protonding to spram through the mails.

"Indide knowledge at In mediséral Semireo. A Kolgħa "And a mut box goes with demanding 'ten chillinga "with have Sales of snuff, made from the an Edwardian mult,"

Would. HOOPPIA challeng joked one area, with intent to scal."Royal affair.] stalks of tobacco leaves, ero #manufacturer today,

throwing down trom a third 12-year-old boy,

Milligan sat Baht ing, ahaad fast,

! RET In America 11 a different one was remanded pending

Cambridge University aunties glove, si the fact of They are five times as big asstry.

decision whether to and him Tiddlywinks Club read this his opponent, at the war's end,

The Goon. Igador added: "Wo Consumption there has held to in approved school and the article, were shockos and wrote

cunditionally dis in the Duke about it More than 15-million pounds steady at around

intend to do battle in full charged.

They challenged the Dst | MYTHOLIT and to ride Inta Detalls of how they planned to game of Hddiywinks Cambridge, un sharper 8,1 | to blackmail the bar were not played under fair rules which The contest will be held in disclosed/---Upalled. Frass,

allowed no chance at obraslog..

ambridge. niet February,

40,000,000

other was

of anut are now sold over to pounds a your since the war. bacconists counters each year. When an American gives up Who lakes it all? People in smoking, ho turns to chewing evory walk og liền who have i gum, if ergina.

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The first question is always! Why do you do it?

And lets admit right away, we do it because we like it. Win or lose,

we have lots of fun in Macau.

And the secand question is always; and what does it prove?

Well, it proves reliability and safety. The Mercedes, Benz 300-SL driven so well by Arthur Pateman which won this year's Macau Grand Prix and the Mercedes 190-SL which won last year's Macau Grand Prix are basically made up of the same parts used on the normal Mercedes Benz 190 or 220-3 you might buy at our showroom,

At the end of the straight at Macau the 300-SL touches 130MPH and has to be braked to 40 MPH to get around the first band. This happens 77 times during the race. You who only do 60 MPH and have to use your brakes hard -herhaps once a month have this

margin of safety,

Around the crack the engine of the 190-$1 exceeds 7000 RPM: several times a lup. You whe never sure your engine fester than 5000 RPM have this margin of safety.

After 300 miles of racing neither the oll or the water need topping You who never drive over 90 MPH have this margin of safety.

Artificial testing machines can navar duplicate road conditions or the stresses and strains of a race. If a car wink a race then we know is good cer and that les component parts, shock absorberz, springt, braku iinee, tan baiss, ecc.. ete, san take the worst a driver can do to a car. That is YOUR margin of safety.

This is not really an adver tisement but having won the Masu Grand Prix twice in two years with Mercedes Penz really dues prara something-*** 'don't you think?,

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