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This Funny World

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by French of class-rooms with exhortations açientists of a feruun which to buy this or that commodity. had their will keep people young at 70 is Children who have

safee-resistance broken down in bad news for the diet-quneks,

Who is going to be bothered early life will be an easy prey

boiled when they come to muturity. rew carrots, with parsley, and quince-Juice when

Naturist Congress scrum? ise can get n delicious The prospect of being able in

new

Qaim to

touch the toes at 95 will add

old age. ard courteous youngsters will say to their great-great-grandmothers. don't Connie, you "My dear look a day over 90." Surely not

"AND

pleuse bring the champagne in a bucket,"

said Mavis.

who

in Greenland? the appears to be a violent controversy. Amony the ILaked people

tu are next year. attend a Congress The Naturists (sic) say that it is not natural to dress for the reelings. The Sun-Bather: reply that the meetings must b bed In the open air, which is closer to Nature than any halt. and that

sillier nobly looks than a naked delegate in pour- "Is it for a worse?"

quet ie:1

ing rain, especially if he or she the new waiter.

the "Don't

Sun-Bathing ridiculous," belongs to be

The extremists, of snapped Sir Miles Goblethwalle, branch.

course, say that clothes should frowning at the wolter.

never be worn on any occasion. remark that nag- driven one! to suggest that the delegato next Congress should be held in Greenland. Sir What is he to do?

just o remark. F 1 were

The waiter returned, having poured a magnum into a bunkel he had found in the back yard, "Shall I put it on the tile," he esited, or do you get down on all fours?"

With well-bred Miles Ignored the

disgoal

lonesome

A

Mavis tittered, and dipped her millionaire I should resent of a giri who is glass in the bucket. Sir Miles, the remark

the table engaged to one. She is reported feddening, tapped impatiently.

as anying: "Of course I don't

." Not long ago (From "Round the Equator in love

millionaire decided to A Barge.")

test a ITe for blin. girl's feelings stowed his yacht away, told her Customer Control INFILTRATORY Motivational Conditionism has suggested

in order lo that.

prepare children to take their place in on adult consumer world, every teacher should incorporate in every lesson certain apparently careless

Vario references la commodities. Not only would

he had lost all his money, and offered her ginger-beer to drink. "I want to be loved for myself," he said.

THE CHINA - MAIL, "/ WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 20, 1957.

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James at the nationals,

WOMANSENSE

At least I TRIED not to be a tigress

all

by ANTONIA FRASER-old wife of Hugh Fraser, M.P., and daughter of Lord and Lady Fakenham.

MOTHER; children under five and never

I started when 12 THE EARTH MOTHER: children

wonder what sort of mother Ho opened one heart and she will make? After all, rebid two clube over hia

her mother was the ideal." partner's spade response, His partner's leap to four no-trump shocked him but he dutifully bld Ade diamonds

his and rinrtner promptly went to six Clamonds. He did not know

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West opened the ten of dia- monds and East's are won the trick. A low diamond return went his nine.

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Heinid down the LCC hearts and discarded dummy's ace of clubs. Two low spedes went on the king and queen of clubs and a third spade on the king of hearts. West dropped the queen of hearts and Mr Johnson had a slight problem. Should he try the spade #nesse

fur play East

the remaining diamond and discard dumny's last spade on the jock of hearts?

He decided on the second ping and made the hand.

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whe

The interesting feature about

this band was that the bidding

every

at went along sanely other table axi North became East declarer at six diamonds, Invariably opened the ace and another Bamond, North could never get into the South hand at all and had to go down.

Said the girl. The CARD Sensea

only thing that could make me love you for yourself would be your millions." The millionaire is still pondering this mysterious remark.

LIE who is desirous of leaving

the children repeat the slogans Wisdom of the Eart In their homes, but they would grow up with a proper sense of the duties of a consumer. This method is thought to be more may satisfy his ambition aubile than plastering the wall: by walking about any desert,

By STELLA

-Q-You, South, are the dealer and hold:

AS VAK106 SAK974 482

What Is your opening bld? A-Bid one heart. The land is not strong enough for an open- ing two bid.

TODAY'S QUESTION Your partner raises your open- ing heart bid to two. What do you do now?

Answer Tomorrow

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Ideal Acquired an Iusband and an Ideol Home, and expecting my first child, I too I instantly decided that would be an Ideal Mother.

My But be warned by me, daughter, Rebecca Rose, is Dow nearly six months old, and already I can chart the rise

Motherhood Campaign.

and fall of my Great Ideal

It began several months before Rebecca Rose was born. 1 decided to do some field work among my friends to see how they

making out were

as mothers,

Fine sorts

After some sticky tea parties and weary hours In the park listening to clldish pratile, I divided my friends into five

categories:→→→

THE TIGRESS MOTHER: It is impossible to recognise Once-charining girl friend in She animal! this predatory

baby is cannot admit that any In any way comparable to hers,

mea has her bobles crawling all over her (and you, if you come too clore). No theories for her. "Just plain common sense."

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When they cry, you only have Rebecca, do be quiet, for just to satisfy the particuler need one moment." of the moment and peace wil be restored. But con you which of a dozen possible noods is the one of the moment?

tell

Never, never let her, meet Your husband, particularly just after he has come home and found you exhausted, dishovelled,

Don't worry, said the bootes. THE DOOMED MOTHER: Bnd irritable from the effort of Contact with this unfor- putting one small baby to bed. A Mother Always KnowE. HOW I looked forward to the art tumale creature always cheers Sa much for my practical

of pylekings this mysterious me up. She makes one's own inquiries. I did not suppose I wisdom, the maternal Instinet. life seem positively luxurious would become a Goddess and carefree by comparison. Mother, but at least I could It pains me even now to retall never ring her up without dis void being a Theress, I now the various steps of my dia- covering that her foreign help turned to the theoretical side of illusionment descent from (a perfect fiend anyway). bas the business. I studied baby the Ideal to Realty,

boots frantically.

just left, and that her children are in the throes of an infectious disease for the second time.

Was Rebecca the Jolly 11tte I gathered from my books straightforward creature the Est babies were in fact rather books had promised? Not her. THE INTELLECTUAL jolly litle creatures. They had She was neither logical nor

their fancies, of course who rational, so far as I could tell. hasn't? But on the whole they were rational, Integrated beings, easily susceptible quiet reasoning.

MOTHER: This formidable lady tells you straight away that she is just not the baby type."

to

They're clever

Idealism fades to

myself saying, "it's not really

I have so come to the 'sad. conclusion that the famous maternal instinct in the result of hard work- and experience.

After six months Rebecca is to fascinating mystery to me.

I worry frantically if she`ents too much, too tile, aloeps, doesn't sleep, puts oe weight, docan't put on weight;

'Where are my books now? I

can assure you that I never have time to read them.

Soon you will and, like me, out of the that Idealim files nursery window when, the baby comes in at the door.

Worst of all, I am now firmly convinced that Rebecca is the most beautiful, intelligent, Lot ward baby in the world,

The Firm Approach has long

the Into ago degenerated

So far from being an Ideas Frantic Plea: "Please, please, Mother, I have ended up as a

She is waiting for her children to grow up, in order to form their

eininds for them with stimulating visits theatres, art galleries, etc.

"I say, Rebecca," I imagined | please, sweet darling, good, kind Tigress. When you adinft that you dear, rather like tables, the

playing the game to scream at unstimulating, gurgling little two o'clock in the morning, la

inukes you things, ale

feel it, aid -17" Whereupon the Complete cabbage.

baby ces the error of its ways THE GODDESS MOTHER: #nd goes to sleep instantly.

that Babies all suffer from une 1 also learned We friend ke this. Serene and Know What They Want, Clever beautiful, the copes with x bablest How unlike grown-ups!

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Pepi And The Old Squaw

How The Great Spirit Granted Nemi's Wish-

By MAX TRELL

KNARF

"He's still on the lake," said Iliawatha. "Some say he lias be come one of the water Illics that float on the water. But, whether that's so or not, Old Nemi still stands and looks down over the Any he lake winter and summer, "It's a very old story."

and night, all through the began. "I'll tell it to you,

"Once upon a time.

old Fear." an Squaw named Nemi livet with her Httle Grandson named Pepi- at the edge of this lake. They lived in a wigwam.

the and Hanld, Shadows with the Turned About Names, had walked over the hill with their friend Hia- watha, the Small-Sized Wooden

Indiani.

"Come with me," Hiawatha had said, "and IT show you the place where the Old Squaw sits and looks for her Grandoon by the edge of the Big Pond."

"Is that really true, Hi" Hanld asked.

"You'll see," said Hiawatha.

Blue water

Loved To Fish

"Every morning, Pepi ghid good-by to Old Nem and padd- led off to go fishing. He loved He to go fishing in the inke.

and paddled around the bend, oflen Nemi, standing by Un wigwam, would watch hin dis- appear as he paddled off behind the bend.

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"A thousand times day, Nemi would come out of her Then they reached the edge wigwam and look out over the of the pond and Hiawathu jake, hoping to catch a glimpse pointed to the hill behind them of the little canoe. Sometimes And to the blue water of the she waited until the sun had set lake that lay in front of them and the moon had come up. and said: "Here is where the waiting, always waiting for her Old Squaw slis and looks for little Pepi to return to her, her Grandson."

Knarf and

Hand

turnod around and stared in all direc-

tions.

"But she never asked Pepi to give up padding and fishing for

she knew how much he loved the lake. And Pepi stayed away and longer, paddling further and further away.

"I don't see anybody," and longer Guld at last.

"Neither do 1," said Knari.

Without

"Then one day, as Nemi was watching the culioe sail off, she smiling, Hiawatha inace 'n wish to the Great Spiril sat down on the grass at the Who Lived in the Sky. This was edge of the pond and motioned her wish: If only I could be Knart and Hauld to sit down big enough to see as fur as the beside him.

end of the lake, then I would be content to stand all day in this my little spot and just watch Pepi all the time he is away.""

"And what happened?" Hanid asked "Did Old Nemi get her wish?"

Hiawatha nodkled.

"The Great Spirit heard Nemi's wish and granted it. He changed her into the Hill,"

"You mean," said. Knart, "the hill we just climbed over?

"Ever

"It's a pretty story," Hanid.

cald

"1's a true story," said Ea- watha. "My Grandfather told it to me and he knows."

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YOUR BIRTHDAY

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 20

PORN today, you have greatness betray it. You could be trusted to

ocne

Fondle

natters confidential

Although your affections are deep and steadfast, you are not demon- strative. Wed

who someone depth of

your understands the nature and you will fit exceptional You happiness and contentinent. have a deep inner te, which even the one you marry may not quite understand yet at all times Khattel respect.

within your grasp. povided yull take the "bost uno of the talents probably will bet bestowed upon you by the store. Althoug's this la not one of the the month, fucking star-CAYR

Boreal have you

given been aptitudes to make up Tor any ot

Lates Tight hand out. backs the You may have obstacles to succes placed in your path, but once you Iuve overcome them--and over- und them you w-fame SUOCTES ALC all the greater.

Parbape your greatest weakness is a lack of self-confidenter which pushing bezitate you make

Within your yourself too much, own mind, you are condent and determined in your point of view. You trave that inner feeling ut right but hesitate to pmlect it. You elf-reliant and independent yourself and feel that others should be permitted the aume priviledge. You know how to keep your own counsel, and if a secret is placed will ever in your trust, rau

were i

Among se born on this date Arthur Guitarren, and Thomas Chatterton, purch

Patrick Cardinal nye notedt Selma Lagerlot, author, Judge M. Landis, jurist: Robert Kenesaw

Reginald Anestrong and

Phillp J. Schuyler, netara, and statesmart.

Denny,

To And what the stars have in store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the cor- Let your responding paragraphi birthday star be your daily guide.

THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 21

22)-

SCORPIO (Oct 24-Nov. New moon says mart making new plass. Days with favourable renda a thoad, so be prepared to act Stantly.

BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 22)- Prosperity la again on the rise for you mid new channele of activity should soon be opening.

CAPRICORN Look forward

(Dec. 23-JAN. 203- to pleasant If you are having dingar от Thanksgiving.

pine Altad.

AQUARIUS

(JzZi. 22-Feb. 19)- The new "ooh opens new paths of adventure for you. Be ready to STAD interests your instantly.

20-bar. 203- PIECES {Feb, Business matters are active for the next four weeks. You can praks na advento go and make important gairus now.

21-Apr. 20)- ABLES Make careful para today for high- speed activity during the following three days Advance major

objective. You may attain your

détres

TAURUS

{Apt. 21-May

adventuresoMG than unjel for the next few days and yet wicipato major mina in

You may be more

al directions

GEMINI

του

Į (May' ' 22-June

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opportunities, (here.

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now

is a definite potential to be grasped

a - now

CANCED (June 22-July, Excellent prospect for a telp, pe kana in connection with and exciting 10h. He ready to pot. LEO (July 24-Aug. 1) Personal straits are well-arpested. You should find lite enjoyable, especially

Thankgly,

around

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VIRGO (AUC) 21-Sept. 23 Property matters may come up for cliacura on now. If you make the make a you aish right decision, profit.

23) (Sept. 24-Oct. LIBRA Important to make plat well aboad for Thanksgiving, especially If you are the one, cooking the

dinner.

CHESS

by LEONARD BARDEN

An original problem by F. Bennett (Australia), White mates in two.

Solution No. 5302: 1... KI- Kich ; 2 BPX Kt, Q-Kisch I; 2x, PxRch; 4 K-B4, P- të mate.

London Expriai žaretné:

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11. Long drink

10 YOU KNOW them by ex. perience.

(B) 11. DAS CARD Burpeen 141

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steps. Stumbling and swaying, he reaches the top, and his hand "encounters a dusty curtain. "be pulls that aside he finde. his way blocked, but canning, his hand over the amooth surface ha Gode a small handle," Why, this is another door 1” he matters. -428; MOUYA. KESKIVED

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Pepi said good-bye to old Nemal as he paddled off.

"Yes," sald Hiawatha since that day, Old Nemi has stood here, watching over the take, looking us far as the end of it, seeing everything that happens."

"And what became of Fept?" asked Knarf.

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