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who posted the judge. HI don't earn enough to pay for my con- tempt of you," "sald the girl. "Clear the court cried the judge, as laughter broke "That's better," said the Kiri, "now for a tele-a-tebę.”

E juror in Australia wrecked a case by winking at a pretty witness in court made me that of the occasion when a lovely girl dropped her glove by accident (ho-ko!) be- neath the judge'a dnia.

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THE CHINA MAIL, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 1957.

•JACOBY

ON BRIDGE

Hand Makes At Double Dummy

By OSWALD. JACOBY

THERE is an old Wall Street

gets

With a courtly bow the judge celinl>tt[ t&ze_titl handed it back. "Oh,

rely shouldn't," said the girl, blush-

expression that the Bull can Ing. "Shoulder't what?"

anked "There is no such thinke money, the Bear can nuke the atomished Juizze "You only risi: prices certainly mustn't, rally," the girl. clears the ground. I have lung money but that the ho

nothing. "Don't talk mense," said the suspected that high taxation was judge. "It was a pleasures "Oh, Was it really red the girl. "Well, no," and the judge, recollecting ment

The whole nurt littered. Horrid old berat!!!

the girl, "I Al fine OLL for cutitempt,"

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rtbld than one to- threet to peace. Surely

lower trenger

trump. 1 Imuting two hearts non-productivity is a more ac

would he correct but a real curate please then higher pre-overbidder might have tried two ductivity,

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T-ium." Memo to Walter: Two hearts is right. Only you would be two uo-trump.)

Walter confimics, "North

A DIRECTIVE at Leiden Air-should have jumped to four A port emphasises the neces-hearts at his next turn but he sity for escalators to be kept enly hid three and South went moving in the same direction as on to four, West opened the the passengers. It has probably ten of spades and South looked heen established by a research at the dummy and remarked team that when the passengers encerfully that it looked as if

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(A spokesman for the selentists.)

YOUR BIRTHDAY

FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 15

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To find what the stars have fu glore for you tomorrow, select your Biribilay star and tend the coires- prading paragraph. Let our Birth- day stor be your taily guide.

SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 16

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From actual play: While to move and win

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A most anusing hand mad also a rather Interesting double dumny problem. At a bid of six South might lead a trump te his own hand at trick two ind Then play a club toward chummy, CAPRICORN (Dec. 21-Jan, 20)— In the eart that West should would make the more. By noonument. South patricia ore teinoved. Forge hand on a rqueze acoust Bar,

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tenci AQUARIUS (Jan, Take care of your health. If you maining high spade and trings have been working too Turd Lately,

take time out to let down tensions.

his own thirt spade. Then when

he eventually played out his lot PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar. 20) trump Ent would be squeezed Micke new contacts and then act the) in elutes and diamonte.

co-operation with partner to fur- They sur innertnost destres.

ARIES (Mac. 21-Apr. 10 If there is to be o delay in the carrying not of your plans, it will empe during the afternoon hours Be on your guard.

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)- Rsentials only should be handled now. Slow down and take time out To Hak wat all liis detalls carefully beforehand

GEMINI {May 22-Jupr 20- If there no repairs to ha de (azvitinal the houw, why not becoine a |fix-it-yourself adduet.” You can also

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LEIRA (Nept 34-Oct.

All Intuitive day and one in which you should follow the dictates of your own conscience. Don't be in-

huenced by others.

However, West could defat by refusing to ruff that fir elab lead. Then no matter how South played he would be in- able to bring home more than 11 tricks.

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TODAY'S QUESTION

Your partner continues with a bld of three hearts. What do you, South, do?

Answer Tomorrow

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"Hurry and blow them out, dour.

firecrackers."

ALPIANTE

I had to une

WOMANSENSE

Would You Pay £100 For This? Anks Joy Matthews

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American women are paying flesh from ankles, thighs, hips, machine in £100 a timo for the device and The centre section is

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The Suit Myth

• IN LONDON Madame Man- guin, Paris couturier, killed the idea of the chic Parisienne hit- ling about in her Billo black sult and her smart Parls hai.

"Today the Frenchwoman TO/CT chooses Д

black suit.

It costs too much. 11 is not just the suit--but black is so drab that they feel it needs

a bright Hule blouse.

"And a bright Bitle blouse costs so much. So, instead, they have a bright tile sult. Ekit not bright red or brillant blus. A soft, casy-to-wear colour is bent,"

As for that Faris chapena.... "There are fewer and fewer hots around Paris thèse days-- smart except perhaps in the

like the 'Tour d'Argent where the women go to looked at.

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In six restaurants Britalu

up months Ume.

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their

testimoniale:

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tone muscles, to make you stand up straight,

I BRING YOU today the first picture to be

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a by a motor. You relax on the to couch and, they say, the rolls gadget that is claimed

of fat are rocked away. turu Habbies into firmies.

The makers claim millions Called the Magic Couch, it of women have been put couch,

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HOW

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of elegant women go all out for one really beautiful

expensive three and

hat....then they make do the rest of the time with different berets, The beret is still very smart in Paris

so why not?"

But the calory watching Is A young mother who lost ine not thrown overboard. There's inches off her hips in

calory chart free with the months and got a job on TV. A business woman who shed 87ib. at the rate of alb, a month and changed from size 44 to 14 In dresses,

The makers are planning to the £100 slimming

TO COPE WITH SOCIAL CALORIES

d'oeuvre and wonder out loud

Hght on calories the day before soare to attend a luncheon or it dinner party, In short, budget calorics in advance.

you should eat it. Such hedging is merely an attempt to put the responsibility on some- one

Invariably your

THE social season is in more slimming method is to go a mistake to look at every hom THE

full swing and dieters are perplexed almat how to cope with luncheons, din ners and afternoon teas. They point out that dieting would be fairly easy if it were not for these extra curricular calories. Well, it is a problem. One Ambas sador made the remark that he could never quite under- Their stand Americans. most Common topic is dieting. Yet they never get together for any meeting without serving quantities † of food.

else. Successful dieters emphasise that the Important thing is to friends will urge you to eat keep count. They explain and enjoy yourself. Of course, if you lose track on the calorie that's just what you've been score, you get the feeling all is waiting to heart

well go lost and you might

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Get a system for dealing with social, culories ond refuse 10 feel sorry for yourself because you cannot indulge h l the good food served. When your frame of mind is right, It isn't dieult not to overcat. Try it!

→By Ida Jaan Kain

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

The Grasshopper Ride

-Horses Are Too Slow For The Magnificent Magician---

By MAX TRELL

"Very good, Joe," call Mr Merlin

As he suld this, Mr Merlin MR Merlin, The

suddenly became an inch high.

The next second he spreag

the saddle into

while the Mouse-Groom held the Grass-- hopper.

Magnifcent Magiclan, came out from behind the bookcase where he livet. He stopped and nodded zood morning to Kaart and Hunid. The Shadows With The Turned-About Names.

"Good morning, Mr Merlin," caid Handel,

"Good morning, Merly" sald Koorf.

In A Small Voice

Mr Merlin "See you later!" shouted in a very small voice to Knart und Hanid.

The Mouse-Groom gave the Grasshopper a pat and away it sprang, galloping; In great leaps down the bridle path across the.

Kart and Hanid noticed that Mr Merlin was wearing his eld- Ing Clothes highly polished Loots, riding breeches coloured yellow, a brown cual and feld, velvet cap.

"Oh," said Hanid, "you're going horseback riding."

Too Slow For Him

"Mr Merlin! Wall a minute!" Kmart shouted after him. "We want to go riding, too!"

Mr Merlin came galloping back a few minutes later.

"So you want to come riding,

two gigantle friends. mumbled some nagle words.

Ke

Mr Merlin smiled and shook too," he said looking up at his his head.

said, "I'm going riding," he "but not horseback riding. Horses are too slow for me."

"Ther., what are you going to xkle?" Knart wanted to know.

"Como along and see," he catdi.

So

Knary and

The

un!"

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berlin waved as he galloped away on Grasshopper's back.

leaping, springing and vaulting up and down. the paths that crisscrossed the field...

"Watch me go over tals fallen icg" cried Held It was only a twlg but it looked like a log.

"Watch me

this jump over boulder!" cried Knart. It was only a pebble but it looked Uke

The next instant, Knart and a boulder. Hand were each an inch high. "Watch me go over this inkel" Mouse-Groom led out said Mr Merlin It looked like two more Grasshoppers, each of a lake but it was only a rain them saddled and bridled in the puddle. proper way.

They all came home at lunch "Now you'd better be care time. The Mouse-Groom went ful,"

Mr Merlin said as he back into the station with the Hanid went helped Kaart and Hanld up on three Grasshoppers. The stable with Air Merlin. They walked the backs of their steeds. "Hang became down the street, turned down

bly again and Mr un ulicy, turned up another

Merlin, Knarf and Hanid also street. crossed several comers

returned to their usuul gize: and finally come 50 0 atable

"I'm glad we know such A trarnificent standing at the edge of a field.

inngicion us you." It was a wonderful ride that said Ilonld. "otherwise how "I've never seen this field Knarf, Hankl and Mr Merlin could we ever ride on the back before, Mr Merlin," said Kaarf. had that morning, galloping and of a Grasshopper?"

"Neither have 1," said Hanið. "And I've never seen this stable. Oh!" che

suddenly cried, "it's getting smaller."

จน

A Curious Thing

It was a curious thing. The Flable which had been as big as a barn started shrinking unill it was now no bigger then a match-box. And more ex- traordinary than ly (1f any. thing can be more extraodinary than this) Mr Marlu, The Magicent Magician, said: “Here comes the animal I'm going to rido on."

The animal was a grasshopPCT. If wan boddled and bridled, and beside it walked the groom, a Mourc

And Dow

thind CX- trackdinary thing happened."

"Your steed is ready, sir," the Mouro_sgutukod.

A Wonderful Rido

Rupert and Rusty—28 ·.

Rupert and Rusty stand horrified.

** We just can't 'wait, until low

ide Rupert breathes. **Your

the big stranger la bending, wer aboulder grinning, crookedly. "Ahx, I thought i kipard froines.

Grandpa's expecting us to break - he says softly, ." So you can't kei

out, th? Come, I'll show you a way." Grabbing them both he pushes them back towards the

fast But there's no way a all up the cliff. stys Rusty, Suddenly a hoarse chuckle, coxkes then turn sharply. To their alarm" pasange.

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