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This Funny World

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"Save all my little skirts because I'm going to work at the drive-in lunch and get lots of big tips when I

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grow up."

.THE. WAY .

by Beachcomber

THE new "dynomism" in art is well illustrated by a custing I have been sent describing painter at work.

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He "empiled night tubes of paint in one mighty salvo" on to a huge canvas lold on 3 arage floor. He then crawled about on the ennvas swabbing It with a towel." Next, he mush- ed at the canvas, "glaring and kicking uside

brushes and tubes," and hurled lumps pigment at it and "ejected tubes

of

in bed. I heard him fall VIVOT three times on

the landing." "Where does he get the stuff?” asked Foulenough, missing his

as by inches.

Nottingham Goose Fair

at

has been ruted that goldfish may not be given us prizes next month's Nottingham Goose Fair. Behind this simple declaion is u story of during and intrigue which has seldom been equalled. The story begins last February, when

it Reading scorsman called en a Nutting- with suggestions ham solicitur for a large hole to be dug at the lower end of Calton Street. A

home on leave from Portsmouth, found his mother in tears. She had been bitten in the

over his shouldor with the eyelle setion of a machine gun. The resulting picture was bought for three million yen (about 8,000 dollars) by a Japanese Rower arranger who "marvelled at the painter's Instantaneous sullor,

outburst of artistle feeling."

All through the night

NCE mare."

"ONCE

said Kilcock-

robbin, "we come to the quesilon of who dealt that last hand Judging by the general

state of the game," ald the Macaroun, 1 should say ilure Was 20 deal at all. Only H degrading scramble for ends. "If we drank more and talked less," said Fouletough, opening a bottle, one of this would

importance. seem of the least Kilcockrobbin, why are you wearing your hat? It isn't mine, It's yours," replied the Laird. "That, of course, explains everything," said the Macaroon satirically. "Now, whose deal?" "Let's all dea!." sald Kilcuck- tobbin, with a silly titter, rolling an ace into a ball and throwing sala it into a corner. "Mae,"

Foulenough, "ring for another ace." "The Staff," replied the Macaroon with dignity, begin- ning to deal na to the flour, "is

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3. Langusion. (4)

*. itenut alue (gung), (9)

12. Pollower.

(6)

1-ner, (8)

16. Smartly. 137

18. Meeting for news,

27. Prebooking. (3)

4. UPALI. (4)

14: Ürowd, (4)

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Read on tomorrow.

THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17, 1957.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Defence Leads Wrong Suit

By OSWALD JACOBY

TODAY'S hand, sent me by

TOD

West Mrs Wilma Hase of Englewood, N.J., illustrates several interesting points of bid- ding and play.

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West held sound opening bid canci North's Begresalve bidding put his partner In slam contract which would have xena inydown if its ha broken nicely,

West was too smart to double, He did not expect to set he humit more than one trick and he knew that a double woukl be batt percentage. He wasn't qulle so smart his choice of

201 opening lead. If he had put his hand on a gale, club or traiup be would have set the hand. ad he chose to lead the sc of diamonds,

Wes shifice L4# A Small trump. South won in dusinsy and saw that he could handle a four-ane break in either clubs or hearts but not in buth. He

second played

Trump and

NORTHL

None KQJ

◆ KQ65

AKQ42

20

WEST (D)

AK 1084 ❤132

EAST

093

104

◆ A 1073 *

JU02

10903

SOUTHI

AJ7652

A 10 9 3

+4

75

Both vulnerable

North Eart South

West 14

24

Pass 3*

Pass

**

Pass 4❤

Puss

4 N.T.

Puss 5+

Pass

Bas

Pass

Opening lead—♦ A

one

leg by a horse while found that teurps would break weighing fruit in a yard adjoin-three-two. His next play waa ing a stables. The owner of the fu lend the king of diamondy stübles had a large artificial and discard one of his clubi pond in his garden, led with The nee of clubs was led and a

club ruffed. goldfish. At this point a Mrs small

He re- Fadgelt comes fofo the Story. entered dummy with its remain- ing Trump. All wards in dummy were good except for the sanall

hatt diard, but South trong left for it.

After the diamond opening South would also have mude his contract against a spude continuation. He would have ruffed in duinroy, trumped a Int diamond, ruffed a second spade, led a trump and over- taken in his own hand. Tree Trump leads would have allowed three club discards, whereupon dumny would have been good.

Without comment

HAD

were such things as tattoo clubs. A cutting before me tells how a Jungle scene tattooed on the a man's chest was "voted best

Christmas to depict on early."

not realised that there

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TARGET

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His many

four

words of

Jetters

or more KAN you make

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the

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word must contala the tarze felter in the bentre square, and there must be at Trust use pine-letter word to the Us. No planila! no Turelin words, nu proper names TODAY'S TARGET ; 24 words, pond: 30 wants, very goad: 35 words, excellent Solution

zaborrow.

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♥ CARD Sertens

Q-The bidding has been: East South West North

?

14

You, South, hold:

4KJ987 VAQ87 4J2 SAA

What do you do?

A-Pass. Your main strength is in the opponents' suit and your best, chance for a big profil is to awalt developments,

TODAY'S QUESTION You have the same band. The bidding continues with one no- trump by West and pass by North and East. What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

YOUR BIRTHDAY

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 17

22. Open blow. (4) 23. marec (8) BORN today, you have à bladate

Bowa

1. Monarchien,

Musion gathering.

1. Coma uut (4)

1. low move 1

Shale (2.1. 16)

7. Sy wasiate.

. turn

put()

10. Wat

lang. (3)

18. ftatrasber,

10. Crassy; (4)

A cinchl

19, Nothin1 #.

13. 51

(D

Twin bad, Frykendey's solution

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

This brilliant win by a 15- year-old Manchester boy titus- trates the dangers of moving the queen too often in the opening. White: C. Waring. Black: A. Milner. 1 P-K4. P— Q4; 2 PXP, QXP; 3 KI-Q83, QQR4: 4 P-Q4, P-QB3; 5 B-Q2, Q-02: 0 P-Q3, Q- Kach: 7 B-K2, PP: 1 El-B3. Q-Q3: _Kt-QKIS, Q-Q2; 10 Kt Kt, Q-QI; 11 B-KB1, Kt QB3; 12 KXK: PxKi 19 Ktch, K-Q2; 14 QxPch. PXQ: 15 B-Kto mate.

Solution No, 5233: KI-B5 (threat 3 Q-81), KI-Q4 dta chi 2 R-RK13, or 1 ..... Kt, elso dis. ch; 2 R-Q8. Clever use of cross checks..

London" Express Serpien

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BITS

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Cream Corn Soup

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BOYS AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

A Visit To A Library

-Knart And Hanid Saw Strange Things There

By MAX TRELL

KNARE

and Hanid, the Shadows with The turned- about numes, were sitting the slops outside the Kitchen duer.

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Mr Merlin, the Magnificent -Magician, came along.

"Good morning, Kharf. Good morning, Hanid," he said.

"Good morning. Mr Merlin" greeted Knarf and Honid.

Carrying Books

Knart and Hanid notleed that Mr Merlin was carrying several books under his arm.

"I'm going to the library," said Mr Merlin." "Would you

By STELLA ¦ care to come along with me?

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Knart said: "We went to the brary yesterday afternLan.**

Hanid said: "We still have several books to read."

"Well," said Mr Merlin, "I still-hink you ought to come with me to my library."

"Isn't your library the same. as us? asked Hanid.

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Mr Merlin shibok his head. "It's a brary for magicians," he said.

Kaart and Harid

longer hesitated. They started out with Mr Merlin to see his library.

Strange Way

They walked in a strange way. When they reached the corner, they crossed to the other side. And when they crossed the other side, they turned

around another corner, This led them to a street with seven corners. On the seventh carrier stood a white building with marble plilars.

That's the likury," said Mr Merlin.

He held the door open for them. They all went inside.

WES

The first thing that strange about this library was this The librarian was a Gruffet Sho sold Good Morning in very tiny voles.

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There were chairs and tables inside the library. Four or five magiclank were sitting

around reading books. One maglelan was sitting on the chandeller reading a book. Another magi- clan was inside the book.

"Just. walk around by your- stives and look at the books on the shelves," odvínoch Mr. Merli. "II you see anything that you'd

Uko, you have my permission in take it off the shelf and read it."

"I'd like to find a book about tricks, sald. Knart,

"So would 1." said Hanlı, Mr Merlin pointed to the shelt scross the aisle and said: "A the books about tricks are over- there. Help yourselves!"

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wen!

So Knor and Hanid over to the bookshell where all the books on magical trieka werd standing.

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They looked at the books amazement and delight. One of the tiles read, "A Thousanel And One Tricks Of Magic."

"That's the book I want," sak Kaart.

"If you want it. take it," sakt !Tanid.

andi

Knarf reached out to take it, As he did so, the book sud- denly sprang off the shelf wen lying across the room. Hopping is covers like wings. "Come back!" yelled Knarf.

Troop of Monkeys

Kourt and Hanid chased the book tron ung shelf to another. This caused a great deal of Other books went excitement,

Some books flopping around. tumbled off the shelves. Rabbits and chickens and black crows came out of the books.

open

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The book sprang off the shelf and flew away.

shelf in the

Knarf climbed up to the top of the highest Bbrary and caught the book entilled, "A Thousand And One Tricks Of Magle." He opened it to the first page and suddenly the whole library vanished.

Kuorf and Honid found them- selves siting on the back sleps of the lost again, witt Mr Merlin. He was smiling.

Symbols

The skirt displays all the emblems of the Commonwealth The Tudor rose in palest pink, silver, and gold. The Welsh leek with raindrops of diamonds, The Shamrock of Ireland in green slik, silver thread, and gold bullion. The Scottish thistle in silk, with amethyst, silver and diamonds,

And the deep border proudly

milk solids and 2 c. water. Proceed as for while sauce. Add I c. cream style corn, Sprinkle bowls with chopped parsley.

Whipped Cream Waffles Have you ever eaten whipped cran waffles?

To prepare waffles, sift 12. sifted flour, 4 to 6-tbsp. sugar, 2 tsp.

baking powder

and 1 tsp. salt. Combine 4

well beaten

CHE yolks, 2 c. heavy cream, whipped, and 3 tbsp. butter, melted. Add to flour mixture. Fold in 4 stiffy beaten egg whites. Bake on hot waffle iron.-Alice, Denkoff.

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Setting Up House "NESTLE'S With Horse-sense

By ANNE SCOTT-JAMES

ASKED one of Lon- don's top interior decora- tors, Herman Schrijver, who | hus planned homes of all sizes from custles to very small flats, if he would give nie a horse-sense guide for a couple setting up house. Here we go:—

Havo a

double

bed.

WOMAN'S

HOUR"

Produced by JEAN TANCOCK

"I"NESTLE'S WOMAN'S can't think when or why HOUR"

those hideous twin beds game

PRESENTS A

Sco

2

Into, fushion," says Mr Schrijver. VARIETY

B5 domain Your whole,Today, space 13

A

THAT WILL

OF SUBJECTS INTEREST

the most expensive thing you EVERY WOMAN:

can buy, and you mustn't throw

it away. Have the same wall. Infant care; beauty-and

colours

In mus! room and if

possible the same flooring. It fashion-tips: clothes; careers a different colour and hobbies; cooking; pets; you choose scheme for every room it will

make your home much smaller.household-hints; "Shop-

Don't buy for life,

hound"; book-reviews: film-

The

best value now is in good,

cheap, new things which will fare and musical requests. last five years but not 50.

4

Make

Your klichen he a TOO. You're going to spend a lot of time in it. Give it pictures, plants, a pretty clock, perhapa a'rocklug chair.

small.

He likes the china and glusc on view, the pots and pans 19l.

Buy everything too There is always less space thon you think,

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Never consider your guests. hule those cold, shut-up guest rooms which are out of bounds for the children, all your

rooms all the time, "Well," he said, "how did you it guests come, Improvise and make them part of the said family."

bike my magic ibrary?"

"It's a funny place,"

Never buy. sets. The 3- Knorf.

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the 48-pleve piece suite. dinner "We couldn't seem to get

service, the expensive hold of any of the books," sald

set of linen, belong to 00 years. Hand.

uga,

"No," said Mr Merlla. "These magic books only let them- selves be read by magicians. But we'll go there again soon."

and One' book felt

went whole troop of monkeys

the library. "I wish were a magician," scrambling perces

ps Mr One of the monkeys sat on top, suid Knurt to Hanld,

Merlin walked into the house, of the Große-libracion,

·Rupert and Rusty-3

When the pony stops an old ma gets down and bows, Good day, Mam. Mrs. Bear, I presume. Han my friend Dr. Bruno Bear cold you why Ilave come? Why, yes, you want to fake Rupert/"", say! Me Beari

came with you. I'm really very rateful, Ma'am," says the gentle pan. "My little granddeón will be delighted and I will see that Rupert is brought safely buine sxajn./#/Ing a low minutes Rupere is hoisted up “As you'te è friend and she; "pony, in trotting, briskly

of Uncle Brygg he would love to away,

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