1957-10-15 — Page 5

This Funny World

HOT DOG SORA

Jack TYRRE

"B's worth waiting a minute for Joe's secret hot dog

BY

relish recipe.”

THE

WAY

by Beachcomber

the biggest bugs. I said, 'No true SECRET merlingg in erils of a foreign embassy Scot wears bags, but the in London....AN

dhow Sassenach Arab

Fondenough hag a stenalling the Hussey cart pair of plus fours he found in after dark.... The curator of a a gun-room which would ta

works sewage

at cart-horse.* purested

You should hove Hustling....A powerful Portug ghese

wrecked al Ramsgate..

not these seemingly thconnected incidents point to master-plan to drive the English from the sea? First, pollution by nit (diverted from his tord wife's third husband.

cat

Aruh pipelines?), then sewage,

THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15, 1957.

·JACOBY. ON BRIDGE

Have Some Fun With This Hand

BÝ OSWALD JACOBY

IF you want to have bond fun

with today's hand. copy down the

South North and hands and give them to your friends to bid. Seven spades Is a Joy-down but it is a fairly tough grand slam to reach by aelentile bidding methods.

Of course lot of North players will simply cheek for peek once they hear the opening spade bid and then go the spade grand stom. This method would succeed this time but it is not difficult to set up a lot of very sound spade bids which will leave no play at all for the Krand slam.

When M Merriam atsd Carolyn Levitt held this hand in the St Louis regionals they

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face" Steriorous sounds told him that his com- panions were asleep. Romance

Both vulnerable

South

I

Pass 3

Pass

Pas

Pass

Pass

PR 74 Poss

Pass

Opening lead-✯ 3

solved

Married five times, he is aw encaged to the fourth wife of

(Social News)

ite letha jellyfish (dropped The possibilities

from unidentified planes

with

of malzanite

their problem by

no inarkings?), and, yesterday. TIE rapid development of the venting a series of bids,

4010

-

Al responded three sundes and Carolyn went on to four. She expected that the bidding was over when lo and behold" Al bid Ave diamonds.

This bid was

a new one to

of the bid x rise to her, she

This was enough for Al. Ite closed the bidding by a call of seven spider,

WOMANSENSE

Fage 5

Mix And IT'S EASY TO BE ELEGANT

Match

Rand

LEARN to juggle with

tins.

The secret

18

knowing what to add to what.

First chance

eggs

your tins neiti then, with the good old larder sthod-bys of onions and and not more than an hour's túrn out 0 notice, dimer as good as mother ever couted,

You can

meat out

Time was when of tins was dreary affair. heart Nothing to gladden the

of gourmet, Nothing to make the guests write back about. It ig a different story today.

the

Now the, walls of your grocer's shop are light with a hewlidering choice of Uns. The shelves of

supermarkets under groan

The tinned iletiracles of five continents, froin Chinese bean sprouts lo fried hamburger pattles, from green dagcolet bows to Danish Camembert.

You cal

indulge in BBC like luxury,

20 Biletin of chicken fillets. Or you can pre- pare complete meals from this-- like these:-

for

Season

10

Joste

und ndd Just before

A

two sharks sigled in the

newly dicovered in mines Channel heading for Hove).

In North Borneo, with a new Off the moors

in called malzanite, type of may revolutionise the Japanese 4FE seem to be playing with "WE

Industry. parts of Ave different golfish - exporting packs."* bald Kilcockrabola, Kalzanite keeps an even her and she wondered just Ang his glos. "How do you temperature, and a trial trip lay what was going on. Finally

Splnack soup (for 4): 1 large moke that out?" asked

3,000 live roldish it: malzonite she decided that Al wanted to

and 1 small tin consomme, I liu Масагоов "Fontenough has containers

R Was

complete jaow that

she could handle in the played two nines of clubs in the

The fish arrived

lend. Spinach purec, small onion, diamond success.

second

pepper, parsley. last minute," said Kilcockrabbin good condition at the goldish Hence, in spite of her minimum, black

Chop onlon And fry in butter Inve three nore," "distribution centre in Tring, high card holding and the fact "And I

few minutes. Add misden)," like like

sald where the reception committee, || thất APS bid had cume as

spinach, sily and warm through Foulenough, "Who deal!?" "Not as a peshire, presented 12 of the | complete

la constimme and heat all Foulenough." spic

the fish to the curator Macaron. "He would hove Nuneaton aquarius. -I doubt

together, stirring, all the time. given himeet all live." "Some whether nfl fids will have much

chopped parsley deali,"

safel meaning for the general public, antis hav

Berving. Kikrockrobbin "If one of Accidents will een remember which. uf 1:5

(and do) happen deal," said 11 Micafoon, "1

NGRY exchanges between is supply fine to abandon cards.

the Eg Board and For drinking in time, we shall

Potato Board have followed the even fat get what getoe we are playing." Kitcockrabbin burst discovery at a pucking-station into howls of hughter. "Yester- of 12 dezen old potatoes slainp- day," he said, "some sportsman d ed asked me

what were our refinery in

delivery of 12 dozen unstamped eggs which turned out to be petitors. All genuine potatoes will in future be stamped with

wart-hog. Nothing to do with me

planc After two Tenirs the ran into a frog.-News item.

THEN the plane

Was 50 hadhu't antiquated that it

hours

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14. Country, 141

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The

potato Mallet

21

is

Modern sportswear borrows a romantle line from the past and here Bill Aikinson of Glen of Michigan shows the modern version as he sees it in a ptalà đouble-breasted model. This 111 all-weather clon in soft red. black and tobacco. Tapered twill panta in solid colour have hold-down straps. Left shows the versatile possiblities of short houndstooth coat in black and white with Hoen lining. The matching alim skirt has a hand-stained leather belt. Also in black and tobacco and in red and tobacco.

and Mandarin

Raspberry Salad (for 3): 1 tin mandarins, 1 tu raspberries, tablespoon caster sugar, pinch of cinnamon. Drain the Juice from both ins salt' Into a soucepan, bring to the one-third cook boll and reduce by

Add five minutes). (about sugar and cinnamon and pour over fruit. Eat when cold,

Add drained tomatoes pan. This atlete should probably

and when hot, adid silec at Carolyn and Al won the have starical by mentioning -¿Pimento Eggs (for 4): eggs, pimento, pepper and salt. Cook

1'un red pimento, 1 small in all together for live minutes, tomatoes, I tin sweet corn, 1 Biuk eggs into mixture as small onion, 1 tablespoon olive for frying, sprinkle with all, 1 or 2 cloves garlic, sult and and pepper, cover and black pepper. Fry uliced onion slowly (about 15 minutes) until with chopped garile in olive oil done, Serve with sweet corn, until soft in a shallow frying heated separately.

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tournament against very strong felt. If this is example of their bidding it is did so easy to see why they well.

complained that 2nd faken CARD Sensen♦

uken

off after a two waddle along the runway, or the Iron had make an unusually high jump from its stay Tair. Whichever way you look at it. it presents a dificulty.

Q-The bidding has been: Easi South West North 14

Pass 14

Tass

You, South, hold: 42 VAK876 AJ10997 43

What do you do?

A-Bid three diamonds. It is up to you to show some real strength now.

TODAY'S QUESTION

Your partner raises to four diamonds. What do you do now?

Answer Tomorrow

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

Why Joe Was Late

-He Took A Trip In A Steamship's Smokestack→

when, all of a sudden, i saw a By MAX TRELL

I was TOE, The Smoke Man, rose ne, big smokestack.

slowly out of the bowl of painted white on the outside. It In a very Father's pipe. He floated around was slanted the room several times, staying handsome way.

Glowing Fire

cluse to the ceiling, then drifted out through the partly-opened door. He floated down the hallway, then up the stairs and Here the Smoke Man found his friend Knarf, the Shadow

YOUR BIRTHDAY ............. By STELLA into the attle.

KIC

11 is kely that in youth, especial- ly, you are something of a dreamer. You envision great Uiinga. Later on, n you now older. your practical nature wil came to, the fore and you will work hard to achieve your Bimbitions.

Since your home tes are

TUESDAY, OCTOBER 15

endently BORN today, you

practies in your outlook on life, You have good judgment, fine con anon sense, and the ability to handle bas detalls effectively. Yet you will never be completly content to merchandising or bustries, for you

strung are far too much interested in the rult:iral

make artistle aspects of you must be sure that you and

the rat selection of д

narriage partner. Were you to let emotions kuks you incorrectly, your loyalites would not promit you to make a change, however inuch you night destre i Pnsiyone marriage untit You are sure of your intellectual ar well as your emotional tantes,

life, You have a gift for the written word and would be happy in titera- tre. You might branch off into the managerial end of pubitshing. For instance, to make use of your Business talents while reininga major interest in the arts.

getting alunk

appear

Since you have a real genitur for with people, you should utilze your talents in some urtcit #10 In which you May matkind. It

that others w gravitate qulle nusurally into your brit for your help and advice. You have an enthusiasm and an Inspirational quality which makes it easy for you tu, encourage athers to do their best wurk whien under your direction. You would make a line teacher or ersonnel director in a large organisation.

Ameng those born on this date

It). were: Samuel Dawes

noted King Frederick William IV editur; of Pruss: Ing Claire, actress: John Vanderlyn, artist; John Le Bullivan, gift; and P. G. Wodehouse and Alfred Neuman, authors,

To what the moDIA have More for you tomorrow, select your

Birthday Mar and read the corres pending paragraph. Let your birth. day star by your daily gulde..

OCTOBER 16

WEDNESDAY, ..TIBILA (Sept 24-Oct. 23)- trol and direct all procedures. In that

balance Self-rculiol and emotional

way, you will be king will goes well,

CES July 21-Aug. 23). will determine the degree of succo. for

toutus. Make you

A day when being adventuresoTTET, INTERA

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You can al Flowly...

dividends. SCORPIO

24-Nov. 221-

There may be a tendency to do too Vimeo (AUE. 24-Bapt. 21) Imuch, to fast! Bo muro that you know exzelly where you are going.

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Cautions & Rolle. Discarding all entratuko ay not be go Jou Just now. Uno solf-discipline.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec. 27)- Any of exciting high toyssure, but if you keep a level hend on your shoulders, all will work out as you

entre.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 23-Jan. 20)-- Show. Infintive and be progressive, Fallow through on a new idea, no matter if there is outside opunition.

AQUARIUS (Jah, El-Feb. 19)- Your Job may call for careful at tention at this time. Straighten out

ay dimeulty with your superiors. PISCES

(Feb. 20-Mar

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So thatter how strong the tempta- tion to deviale, trom principle, don't it You will win out, provided you stick to your gunal

ZD) ARIES

(Mar. 21-Apr. Promato n new idea and you will be convinced that advertising pays! Not the day fer you to sit on the side- Inves

TAURUS (Apr. 21-May 21)-

me it carefully. Don't Jel

may be a good khes, but plan mood Interfere with progress. K-K4: 2 KL-07 or 8—K4; 2 | "GEMINI (MAY 21-zuno *D- Q-48, or B else; 2 GXD: of K Good Elune Is with you, best make any: 2. KtxR, or --Rtzck; 2 sure that good judgment is also you

From actual play: Black to move and win.

Solution No. $281: 1 KB2

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travelling comparzion.

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VRATURRAY'S İOLUTION I Berser enter diksson "kuru vai quen d Feven as sour side reef, even reun

Boy.

Hello, Knart," said Joe. "Hello, Joe," said Kearf, "I've been waiting for you ever since carly this morning."

was afraid of that." sold

Joe.

Why were you late?" asked Kaur What happened?"

Sparkling Eyas

Joe settled himself down on the floor of the attic. He doubl- ed up his fang knees. He folded his arms across his chest. Ilie eyes sparkled like two points of fire. He had a red nose,

"I got caught in a chimney," he said..

Just then, Knart's sister, Hanid, came up to the attic with Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, and Ilawatha, the Wooden Indian Дау

Joe got himself stuck In a chimney," Knart told the others.

"It wasn't really a chimney, said Joe, correctiry himself. "it was more Hiten smokestack."

Hanid sal down next to Joc, She took his hand and palled It gently.

"I hope you didn't get hurt," she said.

Thank you, sold Joe.

I'm all right,"

Strange Place

"What I'd like to know," said Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, "is how did you get stuck in a smoke- stack? What were you doing in such a strange place, anyway?" "I beg your pardon," said Joe. "There's nothing strange about a smokestack for people like me. I'm a puff of smoke,"

Hiawatha nodded his head und Frunted.

"Him big pult of emoke;" ho said, Jerking his head in Joe's direction,

"I'd belter tell you exactly what happened," mild Joe.

"It all started last night.

I was floating down the street that lënde to the river!!

over

"I drifted around the top of the smokestack

several Aries and looked down into it. Far down at the bottom, I could see rosy fire glowing in the dark-

ness,'

Joe, the Smoke Man, shut his eyes for a moment as if re- be had seen. membering what Then he went ou:

down."

272

"I've been walling for you, Knarf told Joo.

"I slipped down Into the the smokestack down, down, I had only a little way to go to I floated be at your house so "Oh! Didn't you fall into the up to the top of the smokestack Are!" exclaimed Hanid.

and looked down over the edge, ¦ "It wouldn't have mattered it Imagine my dismay to see that I had," replied Joe. "But I instead of being down by the didn't. I floated just over the river where I had been fast Are right in the middle of the night, I was now. far out in the stack.

ocean."

In a Hiawatha grunted.

"Very simple explanation." he

"Smokestack

"It was Jike foaling beautiful warm bath. It was so restful and peaceful that I fell said. asleep. The last thing I thought steamship."

Wag On

of before I ehut my eyes was "Correct," Enid Jos. "It look tha! I would have to get up me all day to get back here. It's early the next morning to keep a wonder I wasn't carried my promise to meet Knart here the way to England." in the nitle."

"But you overslepi?" Knari.

Joe shook his head.

He Was Up Early

sald

all

Knart, Hanid, Teddy and Hin- how glad watha all told Jue they were he had come back. Then they all played a game of hilde-and-Beck,

Joe hid himself in a corner

I of the rafters. He was good al

"I was up with the dawn, felt as fresh as a daisy. I knew that.

Rupert and Rusty-1

for a

Returning from play one day smiles," but you can

Oh, where Rupert finds Mrs. Bear opening a holiday if you like, letter that the postman has just are we going? When shall we brought: Ha politely waits until the start?," cries Rupert.“I didn't has read it and he notes the pleased say we were starting at 233," says look on her face." What is it, Mes, Dese. "' I said you might go, Mummy 7" aake. *is sonytor And for a long tiram she teams him cocking to see us?" "No," she by saying no mere.

"ALL" RIGNYA "RESERVED

By Marian Rahl |

DESIGNER, who has made and argyle patterns have in- A study of ensunt etothes tereating necklines-a pullover. (or countryside and off duty, enn have a wide open line or a hours, Dill Atkinson belleves V shape lo show shtet collars; clothes should be selected for heavy cardigans are made withi their versatility, Casual co- rialuk turtle- like necklines. ordination,

fre colour simplified There slim twill skirts, dressing with separates, what tapered panta in twill and to wear where," ore stressed in houndcheck wool with hold- ench of his collections and down straps. autumn, 1957, Ands his formula more successful than ever,

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The romantle lines of tho poncho Ilyen the aportswear Mr Atkinson illustrates his picture. It is Antiering and point, suggesting for country and jwaelles in all-weather wool. bench wear, well-cut Bermudh Worn with skinny slacks or shorts and perhaps an argyle sheath dresses and skirts, it has pullover sweater. This surne a look Mr Atkinson ilkes to sweater without a blouse

or think night return to favour- shirt underneath may be teamed 1 taken from the country with pleated jersey skirt for squire look. A short cont con golf. Spectator interest in held n the need for n suit if it events-football, hockey, etc.- matches a slim skirt; it is ex- and you change in slim panis in cellent for motoring and can be cheek or pint and 11 big worn with pants. at a country cardigan wool Gwenter.

destination. Irish linen, wills, **

jersey and woollens stresa red, tobacco. White, and The collection of interchange- black able tashims includes Hen natural, beige, light grey, char- shirts, the two-piece wool coat and cheeks in black and and with semi-fitted tobacco, binck with white Jersey dress overblouse and pleated sidrt. 1x with tobacco make it easy to Wool sweaters in solid colours mix and match all these clothes.

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Your

Dramatising Home With Lighting

By D. LAN

THE problem of lighting

T does not arise until nightfall when the day is done and you repair to your home. By turning switch, you hope to solve it years. in a twinkle but alas it does woll, don't hesitate to make

Light up your China cabinet with fluorescent lamps hidden in the corner or along the edges

of the shelves to show to your friends the priceless collections the you have gathered over on a

if you have an old master on

the most of it by fixing

not work. Though the light is on, you may still small spotlight in the

grope in the dark for An illuminating the picture. answer to many puzzles.

the

Is

Why is it that the room no longer the thrill that it was?

Why is

house it that locks the subtlety you have been looking for?

Why is it that your home is no different from the one next door?

Why fa ..

The answers are all at your Anger Ups if only you have the right switches installed!

Too Much

For one thing, most houses have too much general Blu- mination, There is all glory | but not pochy, Notice that the moon and stars all disappear when the sus rides high in the sky. Too much general flu mination tends to make a room dull and fat. To remedy this you need to tone down

B ceiling

dramatising A rare way of your dining table is to fix an oullet in its centre where a small Brhting unit is Installed to project rays upon the coil- ing from which a mirror re- ficets a shower of diffused Toys book on to be, table. presumed, of course, that table is there for good. Coloured bulbs of strong intensity may be fitted Inelde transluscent urns placed

It is

the

fairly

at the ends of a sideboard. In addition to supplying indirect lighting, they may also decorate an otherwise pinin

and unin- teresting wall..

are

Cold Walls

forget that cold as they

Talking of walls, let us not they could be sentimental too if you treat them properly. For the a period wall, an 18th century French rococo sconce hung by the side of

a brocade over. drapery could elicit the roman- that was France when le moods and regal splendour Louis XV ruled.

concealed

ceiling lights and dramatise your home with a good measure

of particular illumination.

Then what to dramatise and how to go about it?

There are a thousand and one Rems that you may play

· When · 1U-Wilh.

up at home, each in its partights, wall niches are among eular way.

The Contre

Your

entertainment

centre

multi-coloured

a dull background: They seem to

the best for enlivening

samelity ardom and lift it out of the world...

brains

the

satisfaction,

Afler racking your with Its

com you have now, dramatised partments for, books, magazines, indoors to your radio, TV sot, gramophone, re-

but the success would be left big fricomplete unless you also at- cord library, could be a altraction, if a miniature spot- tend to your gorden, be it big light is fixed in the celling to or small,?

to the plea- direct your eyes

If you really want to spring sure it holda in store.

ย surprise your friends, press a button, and, lo, you Coloured fluorescent tubes are entertaining in a fairyland.

מם.

the fitted behind may be valance board of your window, The proper use of floodlights either between the glass and

for can work, wonders

your the the blinds or extending down garden at night either on the sides of window jambs to fountain or between the wind- Achieve sunlight or moonlight Ing paths. Sources of light in elects at your will whatever all cases, however, thould be elementa exist, outskie your

not so placed that you will own haven.

see them but only their effect,

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