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TORTH and South

laydown for six Mammonds and I suppose they should have found some way to get to thm contract although it is hard to see how they should have bid

it.

As it was they arrived at five spades und should have been

deuten trich. East won the upening heart lead with the king and should have shitted in the queen of clubs. His partner had raised hearts twice and surely had four hearts. Hence, the only change for further deten Aive tricky would be In elmis.

If East huc shifted to the club, South would have the trick and drawn

trumps. He would then have gone after the diamond sult. Since Eat

held three diamonds to the jack he would have had to lend out dummy's ace, klug and aren. He could drop the ten, như? und

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This Funny World

THE CHINA MAIL, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, 1957.

"What do you mean, he's been on parole for a month?"

BY

by

THE WAY. Beachcomber

NUNT son a Socialist has reviuled the Bus Balure of the Lendon Library, as a place tatement or place of fun ford, wealthy Tories,

"It's

men had mistaid their ammuni- tion. This was discovered when

erled; Kilcockrobbin empty." There's another bottle at your elbow," replied the Macaroon, "He was referring Under rover of the misleading in bis gun," saiti Foulenough. word "Library" these ne'er-fo If we had a fire we could cook wells meet in St James's-"quur?

a bird or two and make a night to lol about in urinchairs with

of 1," said the Macaroon. the racing news or delective Where would we get a bird?" fiction, to pass the line until

asked Kilcocktobbin This the floor-show begins. "The

plece of monumental slupidity word *research,'* satd Socialist M.P., which is used received, as it deserved, no to keep this quasi-wer for a while. Then Foul- as a pleu

nough std: "Sorry, I'm cusinu going, rate-free,

suggest that serious studies sitting on the only one are undertaken there. A recent

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police rald had been anticipated Perpetual entertainment id. In a prearranged almo- sphere of decorun, the occu- pants were surprised at their studies.

An edition of 1tomer's Him was confiscated, but so thorough had, been the pre- cight from his own hand but theparations

between the six-spot would still block the covers was found, not as ex sult and eventually would peeted, a wicked French novel, have to lose two club tricks, But the text of the Ind.""

he

As it happened East tried to cash his nee of hearts. If Soma

had

ruffed he

would

have

that

On Shrillwillie Moor

we

READ of a Buy portable radio set which its into the pocket, no hat you can listen while you walk about." What bliss! Two people out for a walk will no longer have to trik to each other. Each will sten 12 his own

sot, wom Ike a Hower, in his buttonhole. All that is needed now I tiny television serren which can be that two clamped to the tle,

wound up with the blocked dia- to a prolonged picnic friends can watch each other's

monds suit anyway but South know about blocking and a- blocking and he wa alert 10 the danger.

Therefore, South disemder diamond on the second heart. Now East shifted to a club but

the bont had sailed.

vere

screen through a microscope.

CROSSWORD

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WOMANSENSE

Eat Five Quarts

Of Milk

By IDA BAILEY ALLEN.

"HOW much whole milk is required to

make one pound of Cheddar cheese,

Upet Madame?"

is Long reaches for allory? (8)

Sometimes redest in. (3)

16. Garempt to say the least

LD Ponsors. (8

20. Makes a sea bat. {4}

12. Partner of the Hum ? (6)

25. A HELI market ce asin-

14. Bouth and

after a turn to the north. (5) 13. Ons of a Hoola regimens 7 (4)

1. MADE AD aunt has a

Down

to their borte. (5, 4)

t

Travel the hard way.

from the tenant by (4)

Batar of the poet (3)

prepares

1 tbsp. ninged reallions, c. grated Cheddar

lese, 1 bunch cut water- Cress Modded,

La head lettuc",

French

Adae. not-swcel

1 tsp..

ding mixed with table-mustard and T tbsp.

mayonnaise.

"Five quarts, Chef; moré vegetables, thun a gallon," I replied,

"Mon dieu! Then if a lady a main dish, or even a Welsh rabbit, calling for 1 pound of cheese, she is serving the equivalent of 5 quarts of milk!"

Yes, Chef, Cheddar cheese, as money it is sometimes called, is a per- Icet animal protein. It's a real meal alternative too, contain- g to the pound the equivalgal of 3 quarts of whole milk with its protvin. butter Ial, vitanla A. Uhlamin, riboflavin, niacin, high calciuni, phosphorous and other valuable minerals,"

"That júves በኪ DURA iden, Madame, for a never-string Welsh rabbÍL,"

WELLIN

Lorture.

Is it exporleitoed by .. traky Doot7 (3, 5)*****

8. Tribe to be ceremoniala, (8)

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this way for WALK. (6)

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By LEONARD BARDEN

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(No. 3267)

A problem by B. J. da C. Andrade Observer, 1947).

Tunch, the Macaroon of Macaroon. Captain Foulenough, and the Loird o" Kücockrobbin. Tail-piece

the only habitants of

Even before the marriage he White mates in two. Shrifkville Moor as dusk began hit her in the fact,

Solution No. $266: 1 XP. txB

QxQ; 2 R-H8 male), 2 0 Bắc, QQ1 3 QxQ mate.

" to fall. The Tucous strains of Bonnie Maggie's awa' the the

(News Hem.}

The operative

word.

braes" kept whatever grouse "EVENT loitered near by well out of

Was

South tools his Lee, drew range. Range, however, trumps and was now able to comparatively unimportant to make all five of dumtny's din- the birds, as the three sports- monda This allowed him to

discard both his losing

and make his contract

clubs

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South 54

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North East

Pass PONS

You, South, hold;

54 WQ 1087 ◆KJ705 492 What do you do?

A-Double. Your partner is leaving it up you and your hand is very unsatisfactory for a slam so you take the sure amal profit.

TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding has been: North

East

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What do you do?

Answer Tumorrow

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names. TODAY'S Tardist: words. good 45 words, very goot 28 words, excelleul.

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YOUR BIRTHDAY

Landun Bapren. Sereka

with

Tes and serve. COTTAGE CHEESE Here are some ways cottage cheese:

1. Use conilmed with chopperi raits, roast peanuts, or with rui- and candied fruits, or in sins top oft garden platters or fruit

alad plates.

t

Us equal parts cottage cheese, chopped han and a soupe con grated onion in starting baked green peppers.

3. Make

tongue open bologna club sandwiches. Tu d”; Welsh Rabbit on Toust: In a toast whole wheat bread on one quart double boiler top, mix 2 side. Top the untoasted side (or 1 b,) sharp Cheddar generously with a mixture of cheese diced or put through the cottage cheese and chopped food chopper, 2 eggs, 3 tbsp. scallions, then with thin slices enriched flour, thep, butter of tongue or bologna and seed

dipped or margarine, 1⁄2 tsp. salt, a up. tomate pepper, 4 tap, masture, tsp. dressing. paprika and 1⁄4 tsp. Worcester,

shire sauce.

Add 2 c heated milk. Cook- stir over hot water about 151 the mixture isi min, or until thick.

Then, beat briskly with a rotary egg beater, Spoon very

In

French

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NO FAMILY WOULD drink five quarts of milk for a meat. Its equivalení, a pound of Cheddar cheese, is easily made inilo a main dial.

Go on, marry for danger I say..

BRIDE-TO-BE gives

the My guess is that she is one

hol over loasi, heated crackers A staid, the steady, and the of the few really lucky women

or rice.

tristi Rabbit: Blake

rabbit

as

Welsh zober-sided something to think who have managed to find a described, adding about.

e well-drained small-diced or chopped our pickle,

isp

Katic

Molson

must

vinegar In the Yorkshire | would ever survive to suy: trudition. Spoon over toast. will."

have

man with spirit.

numire

door to choose from-and only

יונך

a handful of Stirling Mosses.

Miss Melson may appear to foolish in her choice of a ar to those bank clerks' wives courage-physical who sit at the idea of a hig life in Yorkshire Rabbli: Make Welsh wondered a dozen times if her courage as well as moral--and band risking

Stirling Moss, 1 think a lot of women do if pencotime with A wife-and rabbit ns described, but add future husband,

"I they really think about it---

possibly children-to think about. It may be unwise to marry a

But she is behaving like 4 She watched hin win the test pilot instead of a stock- Italian Grand Prix last week broke a test pliot doesn't turn real woman in choosing a real and heard him announce: "This up for dinner on the dot every

Women ay want accurity is the best of all wedding night.

the modern woman is intellectually-but they presents for my marriage next month."

supposed to want-nerording to danger instinctively. the women's magazines-ly the

How much more of a WOLBO What do you think of Miss safe, steady Bill-next-door, and

is she who falls for the bravado Motson's choice of husband? not the racy, racing, risky

of a bullighter than the beauty

Top each serving with a poschi- ed ogg

DINNER

New England Fish Chowder Hot Rulls

Mixed Vegetable-Cheese Salad Prunc-Orange Compole,

Teu

Milk Vegetable Cheese

Coffee Mixed

What

Is she foolish? Is she unable young man with the devil-may- Salad: In a salad bowl combine Lo see the danger? Is she eare look in his eye. The contents 1 chilled, well- tough? Or is she just fooling drained (b.) tin or 1 (10) oz.) pkg. cooked frozen inixed

BOYS' AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE

The Toy Train Special

The Shadows Discover A Whole New Country ---

By MAX TRELL

The train stopped and they 13 ellmbed aboard. Koart

19 וויני

E toy ruilroad tracks were climbed in the locomotive, laid down in the corner of Hav room. There were curves saidt and switches and long straight stretches. Part of the trucks went under the safa und part of them curved around the leg

The Engineer,” be

Hiawatha put on a blue cap.

of the table.

"I'll be Conductor," he sak

"Tickets, please!"

Hamid sat herself down in a comfortable

the seat next to Khurt, the Shadow, with his

window. friend Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, anthawatha,

Wooden the

"t'll be J1 Trudiun Boy, sat on the edge of said. the sofa and watched the ttle

"What can Teddy.

train go scooling by,

Teddy uttered a sigh,

Teddy's With

"It only they were bigger," By STELLA he said, pointing to the trains.

Hiawatha nodded. "If them bigger," he said, could take heap long

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WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18

* you are strange PORN today

hausible" supply of cervous enguty journey," Combination of optimist, day- which come to your resque Just dreamer, and practical realist. In when you think the last bit has been TALT, a ofen the varying facets of your personality clash and you find it dinkut to rationalise life. as

you want it to be. with existence, ai, K You are apt to be a little too Bell-critical and too much of the perfectionial for your own cou Learn to laugh more in times of Kites. You còn always see the Joke when it lu on womeone else: learn la Ace it when it is on you. Develop ig a sense of humour can help you

at un even

long. There were four lumps

passenger,"

Le?"

she

erled

"All aboard!" shouted Knarf, the Engineer.

"All Aboard!"

I was decided ihat Teddy of sugar, two postage, slamps should be in charge of the bag- and the end of a periell.

the reached goge, so he climbed into one of Finally they the freight cars.

-stafjon. Then they all got off.

"How was your trip?" they heard Mr Merlin calling down to them.

Big Again

went

and

very

"All aboard!" shouted Knarf.

"All aboard!" shouted Illa wathu after him,

Away went the train. It "It's no use thinking about passed Window Mountain. It dried off in some abortive effort it," said Knarf. "Nothing could sped along Carpet Valley, I The next instant they were wehtiye same goal. You are paliyal-

It all blg again. cally rong, but you sometlines po make those trains any bigger."

through Sofa Tunnel, beyond your nervous sternglii.

passed towering Table Leg Hill. Learn to Jel

Just down tensions by a

then Knart's sister,

**Thank Yout

much," change of pace at intervals and your fanid. came along.

Hanid looked out of the Knarf said to Mr Merlin on bo- protuction

will keep

the half of himself, Teddy, window piteli.

nying past. Stuffed Bear, Hiawatha, and Wooden Indian Boy, and Goldish Lake Geranium Forest and the City slater, Hanid. "I never knew a Piano. She saw room could be as big as a whole and country once you became small enough to fit inside a toy rail- road train, "This is the loveliest trip I'va "You're the most wonderful A ever made," she said to the magician in the whole world," Conductor as she handed him and said as she threw Mr

Merlin a kiss. Mr Merlin, her ticket.

beautiful scenery saw all

She saw

"I know somebody who could Feast of travel, you probably wi make them bigger," she said. ste a Kreat deal of the world before you decide to settle down Your She went to the Magic Tele- over hunyad but one happy and contented oile

You have a’keca

You are phone behind the curtain and Grand which is Inclined to scatter its is 1000 of children tad, I donted

wide a field for you terests aves

then, you will become a devoted dialled a number

marriage should be an especially

knowl

Amunir those born on this

me

to be effective by any one. You tuve "aunt" or "uncle" to every, child you "Hello, Mr Merlin!" she said. the ability to write but perhaps dis- like the hard work whiten It entally.

date "Can you do my brother Knarf wer Clos Ide, noted Juris and Teddy and Hi and You have an inquluitive nature and Want to know as much about 25 Spencer Track, banker, Dr Samuel favour?” many thicus as is possible in a You might find it single elime, more financially rewarding if you would concentrate on one thing, Jeaving other Interests as hobbies and svocationa

It is probable that the early part at your life will ust be expectedly easy. You seem to have an inex-

Johnson, and Jolin T, Trowbridge, "Certainly," "sald Aubert G. B. Draley, publisher,

Chairtown and Lampville Hockesse Village.

and Mary A Vincest and Greta the Magnificent Magician. Teddy checked all the bag- Carbo, setres os.

To find what the stars have in store "What do you want me to do?" page

for you tomorrow, select your birth-!

day star and read the corresponding Hanid told him about the toy paragraph. Let your Birthday sine be trains in the room, which they your dally guide.

all wanted to be made bigger.

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 19

VIRGO LAUR. 24.sept. 23) You can afford to sit back and like a deep breath, Juri follow along in normal routes. Nothing spectrcular today.

در 23

PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar 201-

Take the initiative Die morning

sad make la strides toward success,

The Same Thing

"Well," said Mr Merlin,

"I

at when evening comes, you can't make the trains bigger but

con cebrate.

I can make you all smaller. It

LIBRA (DENT, 24-Oct.

AIER (Alar 21-Apr. 20)— adventureSONTIO than usual in your lunchtime. Then you can reinx, ten be right around."

You can affärd to be a little more Get Important work done before comes to the same thing.

& problem. Rish a let sons and enjoy yourself the batonce coliplu (Url, 24-Nov. 23) of the day. Press business opportunities cham ihorning; use good vense in decisions during the arlerton; plan a veini evening.

TAUITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Der. 22)— There are friendly prospects but do be on the alert for deceptive ten- dencies during the afternoon hours. Test everything.

|_ CAPRICORN (Dec. 13-Jan, 20)— Get the best results from your efforts morning. Blaw down When fernoon comer. Have Rocial evaņe AQUARIUS (Jun., 21«P«b. 14)~~~ Ani motive day for all major projects. 124 sire of your facts this siternoon. Entertain" friends ifle evening.

I'll

of

Mr Merlin appeared

ou! TAUITUR CANE. 21-May 2- the air almost as soon as Hould Be sure that your actions today are had hung up the phone. He well-directed. for hate could make muttered a few words-there umincessary warte, Bo systematic,

was a sound of bells off in the GEMINI (May 22-June 21) distance—and, the next second, Morning hours are best, but you cans Knart and Hanid

Teddy and Act a lot done after lunch if you pilo things. efficiently.

and Hiawatha found themselves standing berido an enormÐUR Take care of using affaire reisting puffing locomotive. to your personal money mailers thir morning. Be esitile.

CANCER (June 22-July

LEO

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23)

High above them, they heard Alluri ADE. 23 Mr Merlin's

voice booming Hold on to your ideals,, no matter how fast you are moving. Sometimes cheerfully: "Have a pleasant

Journey. Goodbye1"

the more haste. the lem speed.

the

the

his

That's what I think, too," is the trahi went pufing said Mr Merlin, as he smiled.

Rupert and the Fiddle-24

The sudden changing of the bell, Upstaire they walk along a corridor seems to put everyone into a panic asid Sind themselves in a wide hall The second fiddler pauses tang where there is wild activy. People enough to tell the little pala to gà are qualing about carrying things sip the steps and End some corner and shouting to each other. " They where they will not be in any seem mad," says Rupert.

What body's, way, then be hurtjes off · can be the mutiae ? *

· ALL RIGHTS AKIENYED

everyone else except herself?

But the real answer is that there are a thousand Bills-next-

man

of a big bank balance.

want

Joy Matthews

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