This Funny World
"Of course I trust you with my car, just as 1 trust you with my daughter; but I don't trust you with both of them together."
• BY. THE WAY.
by Beachcomber
complaint a man in a THE of sho, in bls roust be suggests that pretty greatle there in some shooting going on in the North.
The ususi procedure, when a cow wanders into a butt, is to mlik her and set her free Sportsmen are not supposed to shoot everything in sight, and novices may often be heard Asking. "Is that a grouse coming over?" If it be Indeed a grouse, the host guys, "Of course it is, you fool. Pot it, man!” If It is not a rouse, a cry of "Hold your fre" warns the too-cazer idlot The wrong thing is
sometimes polled by a Indy in the party. who has pleaded "Geoffrey. da let me have
None of which really, eg plains the shot in that inan's beef,
The Macaroon
the
Muchroon
The grouss,
but before
they have gone un yards from
THE CHINA MAIL, TUESDAY; SEPTEMBER 17, 1957.
*JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
Play Can Help Luck
By OSWALD JACOBY
NORTH had just enough
cards to warrant his Stay- man responge of two club#, When South hit his four |sult North raised him to
card
threa
and South went on to game. South's no-trump was 16 points only but he had three aces and felt that they would be more valuable In à sult contract than queens and Jacks.
As is usually the case when both partners
their full
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WOMANSENSE
London Fashion Show Nothing
Like Exercise To Reshape The Figure
· By Ida Joan Kain
REGULAR exercise
is
rewarding in many ways to the overweight on
dict. With little
IL
ue-
7-5
tivity and limited calories,-- the body fires burn low and
Lazy and slimming
sideward roll to get into the movement. Tense ten, hold irmly and lower.... relenes lension.
you are apt to feel lethargic and depressed. Physical ac- muscles of the hips and ab- tivity can rouse the circula- domen. tion and help you to come
Movement: Lift one let of alive. For reshaping the tuor, four to six inches only.
gure, there is nothing to 11-o-l-d to slow count of six. Finish with a thorough-going Lower Jeg slowly and repeat stretching. Just stretch and equal specific calisthenica.
with the opposite leg, continuing stretch until you feel released Do not allow and relaxed. for eight counts.
Today's exercise programme is by special request of a enteer girl who is making excellent Progress in reducing. Weary after working all day, she asks for easy exercises speelfeally designed to silm the middle measurements.
An exercise routine need not. be strenuous. The technique is this: Direct the betion through the muscles that need toning,
By Tour Bathroom You'll Be Known
THERE
cun
be
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hold the musele contraction for shirking the job. To eads a daily rudsing a slow count of six, and release keep the bathroom tidly at
The base of the toilet bowl
because that's a place where dampness dust leave ugly yellow the movement slowly. Do nut hold your breath white holding all times requires daily at
breathe tention. However, this The inside of the lid should
and
stains,
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movement
normally.
B
Position: Sit on floor, legs
should take only ten or fi also be washed off daily. Wire are exereisty to slim the
^ lot of spilling waist. abdomen and hips, in teen minutes and can be on that order, ·
automatic part of the fore- smudging around the washbowl noon household chores, just can be volded by providing n
footstool for small fry picking up newspapers can't reach the basin.
That depressing ring around necessary the bathtub, after Júnior has small washed off the marks of his
will
at
who
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Lodge a mirage of Macaroon bottles wavers before their eyes: as they took back at the house. They tam back and, with ribald calls, settle down to a merry strength and maybe a trifle day over the cards, "never more, South needed good play sted sle a wee drappie myand good luck to bring home his mair." "Nag mair did I, too," contract.
36 lon, neither."
No advance on one
Was
East covered his partner's queen of diamonds with the king and South won with the ace. His next play
the CINGLE in the field," like deuge of spades,
Wordsworth's solitary West went up with the queen, Highland ass, The postman's took his jack of diamonds and har confrunts the stars Incontinued with the ten spot. oly splendour. It is already South did not make the mistake show cruss "that wind-swept discarded the six of hearts,
thy of ruffing in dummy; he simply plate which men call a plate"
East sigilled with the ten of (Keats). Strabismus hos smeared
four. with club and West led the the surrounding territory
hand
long enough to cast it
lure
the ace, entered dummy
he
an oily substance, designed to South won in his own
comrade-hairs from their with follemor atrs: 1 st, from with the ace of hearts, led a of Macaroon "the Isles of grease"
the and finesseci (Byron), low space only the one audneipus pioneer jack. When the jack held It has often been naked waves like the lag of some lost drew East's last trump, played
that
cause. "Arnold," says the proud his king of hearts and trumped Macaroon needs lille excuse for mother, how does it feel not a third heart in dummy. abandoning a shooting-party for to be
longer completely. more congenial occupation. wakt "Ma," replied the label Foulenough usually
unan guinea-pit. "my one fenr him at this time of the year
is that my full a vietini to They set out with a party". Tu sensational journalism. Bur the deer to the Press, I beg of you.”
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fattar
to make the cattle
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felled for the City Editor.
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Roundabout district.
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CHESS
: By LEONARD BARDEN
02
By
Baker blows crumpet-call
his He was playing
coronel qutside a public-house, when the police moved him on.
News item.j
Nimpecunious peer, I take A it, in need of the price of a past of old and mild. In spite of the Beence allowed to weird musical instruments today, the police refused to consider coronet in that light.
the
The gown on the left is in the £225-£450 range. An American broadtail wedding gown by the British Fur Trades Alliance, it was seen last week al a display of autumn styles in London. At right is an American cocktail dress by Luis Estevez at the London display, Of blue worsted wool, it is draped at the back from the shoulders and held by a how at the bottom.-Keystone.
Clean-Out
On either side of DESIGNER who has given his
this
evenly Since hearts broke
established his seven hearts and gave him his lucky but well-played contruct.
TO
tarins
and washing but ashtrays. stretcherl wide apart,
Storing all the Puli "lim" equipment nearby arched overhead. through the middle measure-carton or metal bucket me, but keep shoulders re-speed up time required for this active day, can be avoided by
Ty clean-up,
CLEANING AIDS
sponge of cloth
for
adding a tablespoon of deter- gent to the bath water. Ant! he'll enjoy the extra suds!
SHOWER CURTAINS
Exec.
Movement: Bend sidewards toward the left, and as you
out bend, reach
as for П9 ossible toward left toes, Citele Have a upward again, muking a wide washing, a dry lintless cloth Make It n habit to whick are with fingertips as you reach for polishing: soap or detergent, away the drinking glasses and toward the right side, Bend
scouring powder:
small wash them with the kilehen anel 1-e-a-c- then ircle brush for scrubbing out small dishes. slowly, and bend and r-e-6-cerevices, such as around the
Check
curlins the shower aguin, Repeat four counts.
faucet buses ned In til each day to see that the las! rest, then repeat another four
user has spread them open to dry
of so there's no chance for having
inlidew und cracks develop in ercases that remain a stomp
Lie
corners.
of his dead-counts.
dish map A lang-bandled st seasonal look is white freplace he has two long,
wonderful back-suver Robert Little. The sitting-room law tables, with block
on your back, relaxing a has bright, lime-green walls, frames covered in beautiful with knees bent while you rest, serubbing out the Bathtub.
Keep smalt of back Wipe the soap dish with with a paler, greyer Ereen cell- fabrics, which he changes when a bit. CARD Seeing an n the paintwork is he tires of them. And the room against flour to "rest" your warm, wet cloth and suds out
West 34
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Double 44
South ?
You, South, hold:
454 Q10 37 ◆KITOS Q3
What do you do?
A-Did Ave diamonds, You have 100 much stuff to let your- self be shut out.
TODAY'S QUESTION The bidding continues. West bids rive spártess and your partner and East pass. What do you du? Anwer Tomorrow
YOUR BIRTHDAY
white.
In summer he takes down all the pictures, leaving the walls cool and bare. 1te eleurs away the curtains, ant covers the windows
with
a floor-length of white musin ut 29. 1. yard. And be fils:
expanse
Household Hint
Warm,
water
A sudsy brushing with a down! Wipe Is 131ed
washbowl. with his collecting back. That is the position for the
exercise. your secon1l
Have faucets, toothbrush racks, and brush in the tub now and then croze-white porcelain.
down arms
at sides, paims mirrors with a
sudy will keep plastic curtains look- cloth, then rinse and polishing clear and fresh. down.
Movement: Starting from base them to a quick shine with the
The Imporinat extras-In of spine, hit hips off floor. one dry cloth so that
aklition to the dakiy few When marks will show. vertebrae after another.
minutes of grooming the bath- A light window shade that has hips are lifted so that body is
Then While you're changing towels, room-Include washing blinds, the room with enormous vases spilt at the hem above the pull in straight line-hold.
slowly come down, one vertetise one of the mussed ones for mouldings end shelves regularly. of Howers.
cord is easily mended.
The dampness from stroming after another. Repeat pollshing. Come winter,
For a durable, almost invisible brue back will HO
rest and repeat When you're going over the baths and showers causes dust the pictures, and new curtainsnend, apply inch-wide colour four counts,
washbowl and tub, don't forget to settle thickly, and stick so of dark green. and grey chintzess cellophane tape to both another four counts.
Grubby Anger that a dustcloth is useless. Lie face downward, houd on the exterlers. the window walls. sides of the shade directly over will cover
bear to throw the
DUSTY or broken But he cannot
FILM edges, folded arms and do this easy prints and soapy dribbles show
exercise to restore tone to the up on the smooth surface. out summer just yet.
drawing them together.
BY STELLA BOYS' AND
....By
TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17
minal PORN usday, you have a
which Fiker in delve late all kinds enthusiasm for of things. Your living is intense ind your intellec ruas curionts makes it possible for you to become well-versed ia many
it you find It is likely that varying subjee's.
ymi wift have a bent for the exact It behooves you to m}}A|- vats sous one talent to the exely. Jos of all others, for this worki Especialluntinu you could, much foo caily, berrune a Jack All Trades, yet a muster of nonv
The Flying Instructor
He Couldn't Fly, But He Knew The Rules -
By MAX TRELL
talentes,
jr That is quite all right theve me one to depend ayon you for their livelthood.
Demonstrailve in showing your neetirave, you will be upplest f you wed quite early in life. In fact, aertsible, practical #arriage male who can also c{ courage you la tollowing your ideais TZ NARE. and unblins, you probably wil be K highly successful. Fond of children you will make a te parent.
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with whole crowd of chutter-
ing birds around him.
from where
Even
Knurl
he slood, could tell that they were bables baby Robins, baby Swallows, Wrens that buby Spurrows, baby It and two little Owls.
your
open meadow ou n big side. Knart knew I well.
"All right now-up huckleberry filled with the Shadow Buy wan
wings. One, two, three" Knort with tha turned-about bushes and summach.
Glive," "Thank you,
soid heard Willy saying na lie began be, decided to pay a visti to
the Kurf," think I know where making his way to the crowd Willz, his good friend
of birds. the to find him now." Tond When he reached
Willy was standing on a pile Cleared Place in the middle of
"I'd be going with སྟཔt; the Pine Tree Grove, where Laddy Boy," said Clive, only of pebbles,
mite too slow for your Willy usually sat on his Tond I'm
could young legs. You run on ahead.
these born an 12 tatt Haton Frederick Van Struc Resolutionary patriol; Georges Loul naturalist; de Buffon, William 11. McMaster educator: Marle Condorcet, plezupher: Peter Lesley, Kruingist es it. Haskell Stoti cuteing fles, he
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Learn to select your sphere of activity cautiously so that you con etrate one thing at a tino. Stara projer: Enish it before 20. ing on the next, in this manner, you 941 an # discipline which will be inventor, and Jotza Janses Albert, find no sign of the Toad what I'll see you at the Flying Field
of great benefit throughout your entire life.
The stars have given you consider able bushess ability, but you
to commercialise your diainclined
topographical engineer,
ta
ever.
Fu find what the stars have store for you tomorrow, select your birthday star and read the corres yond paragraph. Let your birth day star be your daily culde.
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
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tu mive progressively in the future 100
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importatit paper: A short business tri Bis would be successful.
later."
shouted several
"Willy!" he times.
The only answer he got back
the echo of his
WGS words.
own
ON.
Flap Your Wings "Flap! Flap!" he went you can't fly unless you flap your wings! Look at me
Willy flapped his arms and down.
ueross
the
610
Willy gave the sleepy young Owls a dying Itsson.
All the bottoms of bottles and containers on the shelves 800n get coated with this dusty film. Wipe them off with a well-sudsed cloth or sponge to restore their sparkle.
A clear light by the mitror In
bathroom necessity. Julbs and globes down
Take
regularly anel wash off the light-dimming Alm that collects on the surface.
The Inside shelves of the medicine cabinet should be checked frequently to see that dampness from 1 carelessly dried shaving brush, bowl or razor isn't marring the point to and cousing in containers rust. Wash them often and apply a cont of wax for extra protection. And keep thick paper coasters under any items that might be put away wet. These
are small things to remember, but they do, pay
-ELEANOR ROSS
TRY THESE..
ONC
There Was Willy Kaart made his way as fast
The young birds all flapper as he could through the tangle of Pine Trees. At length he their wings, then some stronge crme ut on the open field at things began happening. Some the far end of the Grove. of the birds rose straight up in usually went to sleep right Glive Como Alang sholt at excellent results from your )
The meadow lay in front of the air. Others went skipping after breakfast,
"How Kharf was about to go when him, wide and open and filled, and hopping.
"Whly!" sald Knerf. efforts. Initiative counts.
snall, came sliding
remembered, meadow. Some of them silpped is it you're teaching all these Glive, the
birds to fly? You can't even and and rolled and somersaulted.
\NCE women had ulx servants stark ray lt le all right to sign as out from underneath a leaf. Just as he had
Be opened the door of his with huckleberry bushes
As for the two Owls, they fly yoursel
and a good dinner party He Knew The Rules
was a roast and a svet roll. "It doesn't look much like a just stood close together in the house and greeted Knart with Swaying sumach
"That's all right," said Now they have no servants and a very old man, a bit slow and flying field," Knart started to shadow of the sumach, blink-
suddenly ing. great courtesy, Glive was like
mld- Willy. say to himself when
almost
fashion Is "I may not know how the
for claborate a bit hard of hearing but he spled Willy. There he was, morning That was very late to Hy myself but I know all Continental dishes. exceedingly kindly.
standing under a summuch tree, for them to be up, for they the rules, Too bad you haven't. Here then are three recipes got wings. I'd tuel you how that are very impressive and to dy!"
"But I still don't know why you have to teach them," sald FROM FRANCE: Fry, but do not brown, four lets of pole Knarl
Add a small wine- "Their mammas and pappasin butter, are all
excel rat
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"Looking for Willy, are you, son?" said Glive.
"Have you any Idea where he is?"
snid Gilve. WITH
Yes, sold Khurt.
gee," "Let me
"He told
going...."
where he me
For a moment or two, Glive stood silently, trying to member where Willy had gone.
Suddenly he said. "Ah, yes- now I remember! He's down at the Flying Fieid."
"Flying Field?" said Khart. It was the first he had ever heard of Flying Field being in the neighbourhool.
right," repeated ""That's Glive. "Willy's down at the
Field, Flying
teaching the young uns how to fly.""
An Open Meadow
As ho said this, Glive pointed with a shaking finger toward the other side of the Pine Tree Grove. There was
I!
was
Rupert and the Fiddle-23
The newcomer looks concerned walking near Nutwood. He's gone to see the fiddle and such small
Did the To see our windmill.
.7" Before he people with it. He calls over his fiddle belong
can finish there is a loud clanging shoulder and is joined by another
At the sight of him Rupert above his, head and ali turo to
Oo, look a starta forward.
look at the swinging bell. "He you!" he cries, "There was is awake! Quick to work every another mats dreaded just like you body," shouts a voice.
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man.
yet tako little effort and time:~~
busy," said Willy. Rlass of white wine or sherry, "Somebody has to teach them. #queeze of lemon juice, salt, Pardon me," he said, suddenly pepper, and a small recket of breaking off. "I've got to take frozen prawns. Gradually add care of those two Owls. They're teacup of double cream and stir over a low heat until the falling asleep on me."
sauce bubbles and thickens,
Willy hopped over to make sure he gave the Owls a flying]
FROM ITALY: Lightly try lesson before they fell asleep.
Unin slees of veal in butter, Knart was half way back to Season, and add a glassful of the Pine Tree Grove again Marsala, and a cupful of Usin when he met Gilve.
"Well, did you find him?"
cream, Garnish with unpeeled ·
raked Glive. "You never knew mushrooms stewed in butler. a Toad could give flying lessons, FROM AMERICA: Buy fresh aid you? That's nothing, I or frozen prawns and wrap (used to give running lessons to each, one in a alice of the Ja lot of Caterpillars in my cheapest and thinnest possible
younger days." •
Thread on to streaky bacon. Glive went gliding on; slowly | steel knitting needles with some but surely:
lemon slicts, and grill.
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