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yesterday I showed him my report card."

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THE CHINA MAIL, MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 1957.

JACOBY ON BRIDGE

Bad Breaks Offset Skill

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My OSWALD JACOBY

opened

RX wrlier, "West

the tour of spades against my slam contract. I wen la dum- my and lod the singleton club, East wan that trick and played n second frump. This left ine with three clubs to get rid of. I trumped one in dummy cl played the ace and king of herte. My intention Wats to trump a low heart and after pulling East's Inst trump retum to dummy with the of dip- mondy and discard my two re- making chubs UT dummy': queen and seven of hearts.

"This play would have worked Dgainst any reasonable heart brenk, Unfortunately

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his credit. is no longer needed. T other day I saw a man The machine will take his place, so neatly dressed that and all fathers who were about wandered whether he was real, to choose salami-knotting nsa Ils ront and trousers looked, as career for their sons must think though he had been ensed into again. The :node for thes them by at least four

moved, he knots it the kink in a pig's tat. When he and young

Apprentice-knotters Phylously anxious not to distur

Inr he walked ed to be taken to le farms 10 his clothes,

cautiously and slowly. But the study the falls of the males. But, like so many ancient crafts, valets had made a blunder. They had laid out a felt hat at least by salami-knotting

haz dying out. Even in rural Eng- land It is rare to see woman knotting salami f

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SATURDAY'S

MOLUTION Asent sona Miten aline anda snil anita ante antiş anlaloe FIDHET, MO, aunt, sanlisle sangle sent tenta) abilo thainiai "Sneret aparsal shart: altloane chin ahina gizira bron van daan, sledeh

small brls satinieriklan

freci insusu telat pain

Jalen Joan temat tani Kare

Meran lan MA Biela in Tach, TECHNIDAL, snail time's this

Thana Then thin Jindow) Frost Den

who has spotted a ginger-talled beercrest or A ring-streaked march gombril. I stood quietly watching, Are tiny hals for mon coining into fashion? Or was the head-valet a humorist”

Tranquillizing exercises

supplement the effect franquiaing pills.

of

1. BEND down and rest the chin on the right-knee, without raising the knee Then slowly frutate the chin, widdershins,

2. CROOK The left arin like palm downwards, on the top of abar cress the mouth, with the wrist resting on the nostrile,

3. PLACE the right hand, pahn downwards, on the top of the head and nod like mandarin 78 times..

4. JAB alternate elbows into your stomach while breathing deeply.

(From Professor Klanghorn's

Opening lead-- †

trumped the second heart lead and promptly cashed a high club to set me two tricks.

"Do I quality as a member of the Hard Luck Joe club?"

"

Mr X does not qualify as member. Hard Luck Joe clways is sel by bad brinks but invril- ably he nids the bad breaks by his own misplays.

South had plenty of hard luck. Without the spade opening he would have had no trouble-mok- ing his contract. Most players would have opened the ten, “af clubs with the West hand so he had real tough luck in his choler of opponents.

Even with the spede opening and second spade play South hud a good chance to make his con- tract. He gave it the best possi- ble play and only the horrible break in hearts knocked him out of the box.

"Four Hundred Easy Ways V-CARD Sender+

Mental Polae.")

YOUR BIRTHDAY

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 16

BORN today, you have been ply

a vital and electric maid whick works IAS! but accurately. Your son of Justice

to see a developed and you want to see that Everyone hinn a' change in Hie, The stats have given you a wide variety of talents, as you cur develop them in whatever direction you may choose.

Since you have a defeito talent for the written word. you should able to write better than avernge. Music and the arte also hold a bigh appeal for you, and although you may not enter the reatus of the atlaz professionally, you will alwaya ba an enthusiastic spessor of those who are talented. Should you have wealth, you would be happy to des vate much of it to helping these article who And the going rather rough"ut the Mart. You have exec jent critical tiste and are able to judge whether the talent is real or imaginet, whether or ant there a true spark of genius

By STELLA

Place a fale and proper evaluation on your own capabilities, for ya have any which should be properly centred and so hecterested uve

men may be interested in follies. philosophy and story. You are by natuie, aventive and criginal in your approach.

You have a deeply loyal approach to love and romance, and you will And your greatest happiness Among Your own family. You enjoy having at gay time, but you believe that you can have as much fun at home as anywhere ex-and usually more.

Among these born on this date were: Fennels Parkinan, historián; Jana F, railroad pioneer; Hawlis, Gartend, sutjor: George P Presentt, Inventor: Abert Ross Par- Cour, mustelma: Äine Noyes, poet; and Alexander Korda, flm dijector,

To find what the store bayo in efere for you tomorrow, select your

thday star and synd the corres It just could be that yogi mlalımise ponding paragraph,, Let your birth-

talents. Don't do this. das star be your dally guide.

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TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 17

KANC. 21-Repe. Z3)- Know want you want, and then Dementie natters take the spotl ut after it. just now, but they may be com- bined

with friendly event, it well.

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LIBRA (Set. #tort 23) A splendid nutlook for your fessional career. Things should be going your way now." Take advant- are of the upturn.

NCORPIO (Oct.

Nov.

12--

Fing projecta' for all, or your nett- viting the Bayn-and sedasi is ano of the liest. Au drefsively,

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SAGITTARIUS (Nov, 23-Dec, 22)~-~ Partnership finances are now favoured. Press all advantage.

CAPRICORN (hee, 21-Jan. 20)-

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Display wisdom" in businem and watch out for advantages brought forward by your arroelätes at office.

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CANCER (Junie 52-July 23)- Friendly co-operation is of great value and never more so than at this time. Make use of fortunate tacky now.

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Cauty 21.g. 113- Plainly social event succeAT- fully Perhaps, there is an aniver- sary for a birthday to celebrate. Have a party?

CHESS

By LEONARD BARDEN

Q-The bidding has beent West

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North East South 34 Double Post

You, South, hold: 454 Q1087 $KJ765 40%

What do you do?

A—Bio four hearis. You have more and better' diamonds but want to be in game and four hearts is one trick less than five diamonds.

TODAY'S QUESTION

You hold the same hand but Fast has bid four spades after your parker's double of three. What do you do?

Answer Tomorrow

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18. The fiunda of many & mother-

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handsome

PISCES

20-Mar. Bhow-do-operation with all those who make a good" Bifer. There Je romance in store for you, if you seek it out. ·

Aniks (Mar. 11-Apr. 20)- Combine publie affairs with domestle and personal matters. If Cupid beckons, pay close attention

TAURUS tapr.

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You may have important shopping for applies and this is a good" "úma

to take care of it. Find megatos,

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A short sheath dress in organza, draped with blue flowers. This is one of Jean Desses' one-dress- un-top-of-another model which runs through his autumn/winter collection and leads to some very attractive colour-over-colour effect.-Agence France-

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Jellied Chicken Layer

By IDA BAILEY ALLEN

UESTS for luncheon

**G tomorrow

! one

| o'clock, Chef" 1 announced.

"Very good, be beamed.. "Early in the morning I shall prepare my newest creation, jellied chicken inyer, mode with bosis at the tinned condensed celery soup and toned chicken. in o convenience food closet,

REST OF MENU

shall

"To complete the menu I shall addl hot consomme to start- ready-to-brown rolls which I lop with a uice orange Kinae, fresh corn on the cab, ired tea ub, for dessert, half- frozen fresh fruit cup And Need frozen pound enke,”

Jellied Chicken Layer: Make In two layers-a chicken layer and one of tomato usple,

Chicken Layer: To 1⁄2 e coll water, add envelope un- favoured gelatin. Place over boiling water. Stir until the gelatin dissolves,

Then to 1 (10% oz.) tin con- depsed cream of celery soup. blend in e. cold water. Stir in the dissolved gelatin. Re- frigerate unil beginning to thicken

AN APPETISING malu pourse for a summer luncheon or dinner consists of Jellied Chicken Layer, corn on sob, orange glazed rolls.

Tomato Asple: Sprinkle 1 en- adult to be served; allow half velope unflavoured gelatin on lets for children. Fold in the contents 1 (5 oz.) boiling water.

34 d. tomato juice. Pices over Remove the cusing. Dust tho Stir until the bam with a little cinnamon or tin boned

chieken or turkey, gelatin dissolves. dicet, 34 e. chopped celery: 4 c. additional tomato juice, Unt can go to table 12 mis, Stir in love. Arrange in a baking dish

c.

ench chopped dill pickle sp. Worcestershire. 4 tsp. and thin-sliced radishes sp. sugar und 2 tbsp. temon julee. minced onion.

Rinse a be, mould with cold water Spoon in the chicken inlstore. Refrigerate 2 hrs, or unifi almost firm, at 35 to 40 degrees,

Meanwhile, make 1 recipe 10- puto aspic. Refrigerate until the consistency of an unbeaten CER white.

Spoon on top of the almost- Orm chicken layer. Refrigerate nt least 2 hrs., or until firm

nough mould.

Garnish with lettuce and tuffed olives,

Refrigerate until beginning to thicken. Use as directed,

DINNER

Snappy Tomato Julee Ham Slices with Orange Whipped Potatoes Mixed Fresh Vegetable Saind Blueberry Cobbler

Hot or Iced Coffee or Ten Mills

with

Baked Hun Босн Orange: Order a round slice of boned tenderised ham for each

THE DRESS THEY COULDN'T SELL FOR 25 YEARS

£50

PARIS

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1935

Non-wilay

1943

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Period piece

1949

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The latest thing

1959

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BOYS'

AND

Warm Weather Skating

Teddy Finds A New Way To Keep Cool --

By MAX TRELL

EDDY,

came

GIRLS'

MAGAZINE

then came dashing over. Teddy

spoke, to them.

"It no use," he said to Knarf "We're much too and Hanid,

If we were as small as they were, we'd be able to skale on the water the way

"They're the Water Skaters!" big. said Teddy.

"Laok

the Stuffed Bear,

them go?" said they do." up to his friends. Knart and Hanid, the Sindows Kurt. They're skating around

Just as if the top of the pond listened to all, this, came hop- Here the Frong, who had with the turned-about names.

were frozen. They're like skaters!"

"It sure is a hot day," he said, Knarf und Ranid notest, "Let's swimming," sold

ко Teddy.

the

lec

Hanld, who had alsu come over, said: "They're not people at all. They look like insects."

ping over,

He said: "You don't have lo make yourselves small at all. Just find yourselves some deep wooden bowls, strap them to your feet, and you'll akato on the water as well as they do." Knarf, Hanid and Teddy picces of found themselves

the wood, hollowed out in

They tied middle like bowls. The thing to do," said Hanid, these to their feet and ther is to ask them to lend us their stepped out on the water. skates."

They all went down to pond to see what the swinuming "Insects are people," saitl would be le if they decided Teddy. to go into the water.

"It looks too cold," said Hanid. sul Kaart.

"I wish we could go skating," Teddy shook his head and "That's just what I was thinte observed that the water looked ing." said Teddy.... warm enough to him..

Going Wading

"Anyway," he said, “I'm just going in wading if I cool my... feet off, the rest of me will feel cool, too."

With that, Teddy sat himself down on the edge of the bank

Sure enough, they floated on the surface with no trouble át all. But it was something of a job to keep from falling over.

Toddy's Friends "They're friends of mine" ld Teddy. "I'll ask them." Teddy called to the Water "The

Water

and let his toes dangle into the Skaters. The whole crowd of Teddy, stand on

water.

Meanwhile, Kharf found a Frog sitting on a took.

Į

"It's really none of my busi- ness," said the Frog, "but don't advise any of you to go into the water just yet; It's still a bit chilly. If I were you, I would take a boat ride!"

"How do we do that?" asked Knart.

"Get yourself a boot," sald the Frog.

Knart looked around and didn't see any boats,

At that moment, Teddy shouted for Knarf to come over. "Pardon me," said Knart to the Frog as he ran OVET to Teddy.

Little People

„Tedily pointed to a crowd--of Httle people who seemed to be dushing up and downs, on top of

saturday*v Kotation the water.

Teddy dangled his toes in the pond.

and feel. They can't over,"

fall i

in a hot oven, 400°F., or un light brown; then turn.

Almost cover each slice with 1hfa rounds of sliced fresh orange. Dat each serving with 1 tsp. butter. Continue baking 15 mln., or until the ham is fork-tender and the

orange slightly browned.

SNAPPY TOMATO JUICE

To the contents 1 (1 lb.) tin tomato juice, add

tap.

crushert basil leaves, top. celery salt and 1 tbsp. prepared horseradish. Cover, Refrigerate at least 2 hrs,

Bald Men Are He-men

By EDWARD OAKLAND

Baldness denotes mascu- inity! This news, issued by a group of scientists who have carried out extensive research into the subject, is certainly a feather in tho cap for the long suffering and often ridiculed males with billiard-ball topknote.

Baldness. It would appear, results from an' abundance of male hormones. In a group of inen who were found to be de- Belent in male hormones, 19 out of 20 had perfect heads of When given male gland treatment, their hair began to recede. This theory may answer the age-old question why are women nhuost immune to baldness?

Unde.

Historians reveal that no for back as the great Roman Em- pire, men have been susceptible to the ignominy of being called "Butále,"

and have in con- sequence resorted to some type of head covering to salve their wounded pride and vanity.

...Julius Caesar wore wreath

a laurel

to disguise his lack of thatch, while the tyrannical Nero, Emperor of Rome, who began to lose his hair at the nge of 10, forced all his con- Imporaries to shave their heads in sympathy.

Barber's Claim

From time to time cures and theories have been put forward, So Kart and Hanid and all claiming to be the excelsior Teddy found themselves some of hair. The latest cry is from more

barber Jar bowl-shaped pieces of D

Johannesburg, wood and tied them to their South Africa, who claims that

Now Skalera," said hands.

they felt quite he can restore hair provided their hands aufc.

the scalp has Hving fluft an iL

The barber Learning To Skato

procured his wonder formula from a Czecho- Put away They spent the rest of the slovakian doctor. morning learning how to skate and forgation for twenty-fiyat on the water. It was far harder

years it was not until recently thon it fooled. They couldn't dut the barber came across It help admiring the wonderful in an old (le of papers. Ho way in which

crowd of tried the remedy out on a bald Waler Skaters dashed about on friend and efahns that after two top of the wafer Just as though months hair began to grow.

Rupert and the Fiddle-22

The young courtier · gazta in ihan no fiddler at all." - Taking: surpris Rupeet and Simple the fiddle and the bow he leads Simon. How now? What marvel them in and down stone, steps. is this?" he saya.** Can you Another figure, meets them and st ¡play a royal fiddle'? Methinks the - him. Ruperi - gazes - mounting king will be started. However, excitement, for he is wearing ja follow me. Perhaps you will striped tunic and currying another. suffice. A small Biditler Zin better strangely shaped Bidle.

ALL RIGHTS ASTRAYED

the

they were sliding on a sheet of

Ice..

learning how to use

things," said the Frog.

The opinion of most doctors mad scientists, however, is that

following

I takes on fol of practice unless loss of hatre.la. due to n

disorder those definite

iness or nervous strain there is absolutely nothing you can "It's like having little boats do about i on your hands and feet," said Tanid:

"I'd rather sit in the boat," said the Frog.

"Just the same," said Teddy, "I feel cooler now than 1 did before. Um glad we went; WALET skating!"

In nay case why

worry? With the revelatlan that, bald. men, ara ho«inen; shiny pated men can now hold their heads high in the knowledge that they are superior in at Repark. rospeak to : their well. thatched colleagues.---

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