BY
This Funny World
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A LEARNED min after who suld Napoleon. "I trod on this krows how many amusing Indy's foot, ord yelled in order experiments, has discovered that to prevent her from yelling, the best wey to zlop anyone Noller how sllent she has been. crying out when hurt la lo cr
out yourself, which rices The hairy postman
the victim dumb with catonis:- DR STRABISMUS (Whom
ment,
the
CROSSWORD
THE CHINA MAIL, THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12: - 1957.
*JACOBY
ON BRIDGE
He Who Waits
By
Scores High
OSWALD JACOBY
THE game was duplicate and
East was interested only in top scores. The way to ret top Borca 1 10 create bidding problems for the
Cherly and
hope they will go wrong.
With that idea in mind East oponed with three diamonds. South chose lo everent! with
three spades rather than to double and Weat tried three 10-trem. North went to four spades and East continued his search for a top with n bld of Ave lamondis.
If South has chosen to double Enst would have been just about as far away from a top as possible but South was now South
In the swing of bidding, really expected to ok?? Ave spades and overlooked the Inet that if he could muke five spades the chances
NORTHI AAJOR
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were that
12
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WEST
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God Preserve) of Utrecht Perhaps the avant knows has now succeeded in producing this story of Napoleon. One day n normal state of baldness he trod on the foot of R Lady- the pastman's feet by injections In-Weilieg
Empresa of Muleibrose: But fufts of red Josephine. He uttered a yell. helt have appeared on the knee- "What on earth is the matter?" caps and on the bows. The asked the Empress. "Nothing" hair on the elbows is still growing, and the pastman can- not get his arms into his shilm- sleeves. Strabismus sald, "S the hair is cut, it will grow even faster and thicker. This may be the answer to our question." "It's not the answer to any question I ever asked," grumbled the portman, The hair on his kneecaps is making it dimeuli for him to get his trousers on. "We may be on the threshold of such enormous growths of hair ny have never been seen." sold the suge. "When does it start on the head?" asked the posimam "One thing at #me, replied the Doctor, as he measured a new oulbreak the bridge of the nose,
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WOMANSENSE
The wearable sheath takes on more released lines this season, yet remembers to flatter the figure with a suggestion of waistline. BLACK AND SILKY, this little dress moves from cocktails to dinner, from now through the ooming months. A slender cut of pure silk crepe......the short sleeves tiny puffs, the belt a narrow tie. Perfect background for daytime or night-time accessories. A LANZ creation.
FOR A BRIDAL
CCORDING to legend,
gelatin, tbsp. cicum. Fold In dissolved
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mculd which has been rinsed
cold water. Chili unul firm and ready to serve,
Utmould on serving plate and al centre with Almond Chicken Salad. Garndah with sulod greens.
Add a top. pure vanilla ox-
Cool the first shower
slightly. was trast,
Maker about c. · given for a bride whoge
To prepare the whipped parents did not approve of cream, tollen Utp. Doflavoured the husband she had chosen. gelatin In 2 tsp. cold water. So to replace the dowry Place over hot water to melt. which her family would
Meantime, whip 1 c. heavy
To prepare the sulad, com- normally have given her,
bine 2 c. diera cold cooked sugar and 弱 chicken with 1 e, diced celery, neighbours literally shower sp. pure vanilla extract, tbsp. fresh lemon juice, ed her with prescuta.
Chicken Salad Is always A mayonnaise, 11⁄2 tsp. salt, 1% Today, of course, a shower is popular sugestion for shower tap. black pepper. Chill a social event, And as at any partles, but It Im't always place in centre of the moulded other perly, foed is extremely worthy of the occasion. Here Bing cherry salad. Sprinkle Important. Beautifully decorated is a wonderful version, arcul with
toasted, silvered desscris, marking the Kay party dish,
lmonds. occasion, are in order. Here
-ALICE DENHOFF then, are some new ideas.
Chill Until Firm For 6-8 servings, sollen 2 Wedding Boll Cakes envelopes
Inc. plain gelatin For Strawberry Welding cold water. Add 1 c. hot Bell Cakes, mix 1 pkg, while Bing cherry Juice (drained cake tnix according to, package from 1 1. 14 oz. ti Bing directions, ndd 4 tsp.
Atir exerries) and pure vanilla extract along with the solved. liquid ingredients. Turn into Stir in
until dis-
c. sugar and á
Indivkunl bell-shaped oisp. cach fresh lemon juice
heart-shaped moulds which have and pure vanilla extract. Chill been well Preased and lined until mixture 15′ about as triec በ the bottoms with waxed' an fresh erg whiles. paper. Bakce at 350* F'. 20
, or until done.
Cool in pans 10 min. Turn out onto wire racks to eith cooling.
Meanwhile, wash, cop and
Nice 3 e fresh strawberries and ple scant c. over each cake Spoon fresh Straw- berry Glaze over strawberries.
When glaze sela, frost slides of enke with vanille whipped cream. Put remaining cream through a pastry tube and de- corete tops und ses desired. Makes 16 cakea,
Strawberry Glaze
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To make the glaze, blent 134 tsp. cornstarch with watir until smooth.
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Add . frsta strawberry putee (4 v. fresh strawberries pushed through a fine sleve) and 4 c. sugar. Cook and stir unti clear and thickened..
DOING THIS KEEPS HER
-HER SLIM
LIVIA back
Hollywood.
Ock in cinema city for
to
Giners in the Brown Derby with Yoga. She was introduerd to the
by her de Havilland, a series of undulating breathing cult
husband, French drills.
Journalis! Pierre Galante,
She has adapted herself her Parisian Bfe in other ways. The Olivia said,
"Now star
Muently, speaks French watch. You start here and
wears Dior clothes and has be- upward through the come an expert on Callie fooda chest and shoulders."
and wines.
East and West would be down at least 500 it their diamond contract. Actually ther would only have been down one but that would be enough to give North and South a top store.
Anyway,
South bid five spades ond West doubled. Ils vulnerable partner had bid three and five diamonds with n bad suit the had to have semics thing or other on the side) and West could count two sure de- the first time in two years, Pressing her bends CALES resistance to aluminium
being
fensive tricks in his own hand credits Yoga for keeping indsection, tackled in a | Burnightforward fashion.
West opened the king of dla hor slim, trim..and beauti brathe An that the crue factors in the spade to dummy's ace. A heart American expert has discovered monds. South ruffed and led a | ful,
case are the differences between was played next and South's the mean values of the inde-king fell to West's nce. pendent variables anul inefr pre- dicted values for the year being forecast. When the Independent varkobles take on value; outside
mp and exited with a club. the range of observatkins used in the calculation of the regres-
I he had led the club first sion equation, The standard South would have been able to escape with a one trick loss by the estimate is no error of
The longer applicable."
the simple expedient of taking thing appiles, of course, to mangle ace and king of clubs and throwing West in with that high netic shutters, plusite shouts for
At this point West made a play that many good players <verlook. He enshed his high
The two-time Oscar whiner, now living in Paris, specialise in standing on her head,
That's why 1 feel so wonder- ful," she said.
NOW WATCH
The demonstration looked for the world like A woman having trouble with a tight corsel.
TWICE A WEEK
**Twice minutes
a week I spend 45 with Madame Vidal. 201
"It's all based on breathing. She is my Yoga instructor," the circulation and relaxation of brown-eyed actress said. "I nsk- mus and joints," she andled. ed her to recommend a Yogi for
No
portion of the body gees un me over bere, but the-didn't "I know nothing about. Yoga exercised. philosophy, but the
know any in Hollywood. exercises "I stand on my head brilliant» « keep me in shape. I practise 'ty, I even do the lotus position "I've lived in Paris for the thein every day at homic ill headstand with my post four years. In that time 1 Must look made three pictures and one | rocking - horses, tram bells, trump. As it was South had torting with the lotus position derriere in the air,
and working up to standing on awfully funny to people who by (Cisele, age 13 months). I conical sieves, foghorn-contala- Ko down two and East and his
doubt if I will over come back my head."
aren't used to Yoga, ers, dogs' jewellery, and curk-
to live in Hollywood. You might screw-sharpeners.
The actress, usually an ashy Olivia welt on to say that say I'm giving it up for a man VACARD Sende individus,
nearby many French women indulge in my husband,”-United Press.
Away from it all
same
WHEN Dawn Kedgarce marries
her fifth husband it will be a quiet, private wedding, Apart from former husbands and wives, personal friends, reporters, photographers, radio comment tors, film camera-men, Televi- sion units, agents, dance banas, and gosalp writers, nobody but the general publie w be told the date of the marriage,
YOUR BIRTHDAY
..By STELLA
THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 12
With you, andnd has great influence Inuential personality. You over matter, In other words, your
BON day, you have a powerful
are able to execute a new idea from physeal wed-Leing is niluly con
the first Inspiration to the finished trolled by your "state of mind. product! Og d
inventive,
Hely Pituitive yan air interested in the best and the
nysterius.
you are able to judge the exact moment when an files will entok Ar and become a ausental
You are erwidered "hačky." Ac- tually. about 10 per cent of your luck consZKEN of hard, memliding work, and close attention to the pros ject at hand. You like to fast an thing before starting. Lanthier.
Witty an amusing, you me mand ly the life of the party. Yet under- beat this social griety', thure la serious that becomes apparent verdually, High-tempered and emo Bonal, you are inclined, te fly off the hantle at raie minor incident, while Maurice Chevalier..comedian;
While emotional, you are_not_Basi- catly deinenstentive er affectionate and you inay And it diffcult to d the type of inarelago partner who meets with your kleal. Unlea you do, you might be more content with out mariage,
Among the bem on this date Wera; Fennels I of France: Jesse L. Lakey, Dim producer; Kev. John Joseph
noted churchuma
staying perfectly calm duškog n Maneken, editor, author sed erille;
major crisis,
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Henry Bune planui; B. M. Boe
Learn to control your temper and went Parkin
Needham, In.
top score.
East
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The bidding has been:
Sonth West North
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You, South, hold;
AKI WAT JIL SAKQJ80
What do you do?
A-Eld three no-trump. This
is a gamble but it mustiba a good Goc.
TODAY'S QUESTION
West passes and your partner bids four hearts. East passer. What do you do?
Answer Tomorrow
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foreign .ne words; no proper
name, TODAY'S TARGSTO24. words, pood. No words, very good, 40 words, excclions. Solution tomarrow,
YESTERDAY'S, SOLUTION Exon he
Word (90) FORMARY heap hep
sapna_prvimal antes phen be will with you all of the venters, and Charles Dudley Warner,
Line. Never mistake teniper for Author,
Artistic temperament. You may have. To find what the alars have. In both, but the former aahilty: store for you tomorrow, select your
latter era be counted as an birthday star and read the corres
the
pet, once you have leamed to dis pesading_paragraph, Let your birin- ungulal between the two.
day star be your dally quide. FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
afternoon.
Vinoo (AUL, 21-Hept 23)- Avoid taking risks during the moming hours. Any possible "inx" entire.y disappears by Evening a fine.
LIBRA (dept. 24.Oct. 23) Concentrate on settling mailem ni- ready bogun during morning hours. Start something now after lunch-
PISCES (Feb. 20-Mar 20)- A pealtive, optimistle attitude has a way of dispelling problems. Uulie Dinial trulam this morning.
MILES (Xiar. 21-Apr. Zom Business affairs come first for you today, especially if they have to da with renf cainfo matters, Make a prost,
TAURUS (ADT. 21-May 2. (Oct.. 24-Nov. 21)- This unexpected, if utilises properly Remain detached and exhm no jaate today coi tiring about excellent ver how complicated things get this role and werk, out 18, your ad-
moon, and all smooths itself out vastage, nonnally.
COMID
* BAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 223-
· Extly morning hours are somewhat mbood
Keep a level head on dual wea
CAPRICORN (Dec. 21-Jan, 203-
GRAINT (May 27-June 21)
Impulse sugars trouble Usia morning, so think before you act it you want things to work out, according to schedule,
CANCER (Jane) 22-July 23)
Use the morning to exitle old affairs. Uneatsintles can be emoothed out it Then after lunchume, you
can you work seegeding te soma careful- dsactop; a new idea. Keep an eye ly sutikied plan, previously decided -cut for rosarico..
upen AQUARIUM (Jan. 11-Feb. 18)-LEO (July H.Ang.. Impordive adions enn rula the day, Handle employment and bushers If you let them. To get good results," matters with tact. De paille la desi- fra smart and think carefully before, ing with others and you will ruch (you, sei.
діссе,
سرد
pele petery. 1950 2901 190 van Tigh KYLOPHONE.
CHESS
startled
BOYS'
Folti in 2. tinned Bing cherries, Tim Into 5-c. ring
airo
Hongkong ladies indulge in Yoga. And they any it helps both the overweight and the under- weight to regain the ideal weight. Swami Vishnude vananda who visited Hongkong recently start-
the vogue. cd
He is pictured here at one of his demonstrations at the Hindu Temple.
AND GIRLS' MAGAZINE
·
The Coming-Out Party
-A Pretty Lady Makes Her Debut At Pine Tree Grove-
By MAX TRELL
THE magic telephone behind
the curtain at the far end
Sonny
Longlegs was there. Sisty Longlegs was there,
Crickets, Grasshoppers, May Flies and June Bugs were all
of the bookcase rang. Knart and Hanid, the Shadow Children there. with the turned-about names. "But what's going on?" both answered it, It was that Teddy, the Stuffed Bear, kept kind of a telephone. Several asking Kearf. people could answer it at the same tinet
It was Chirple Sparrow call- ing from the other end of the Pine Tree Grove,
Coming-Out Party
party,"
"Qulet, everybody! coming out!"
She's
Everyone fell silent. They all kept their eyes on the lituo white cradle. I began moving more and more. Suddenly it split open and out came-
Golden Wings
"It's Butterfly!" everyone shouted..
It was a beautiful butterfly with brown and golden wings. She came out and stood for a
They all pushed as close to few moments on the branch of the wild raspberry bush they could get.
"Who's coming out?" asked a Cricket.
Silver Bell
as the raspberry bush and let the Sko sun shine down on her, Knart spread her beautiful wings. They were molst and dewy, The
sun dried them. She Rutiered them
"Thank you all for coming
"She la sold the Cricket,
Kald Chirple, "or, I should say, pointing to a sort of cradle, dangling from a branch of the asked raspberry bush,
a coming-out parly."
"There's a birthday
"What's that mean?"
Knart.
"But
who's
"You'll sec" said Chirple. Kmart. "Come here as
soon as you
At his
to my coining-out party," she said.
Chirple rang a little silver bell.
grapevine, Alled with
were frech
under the "Refreshments will be served acorn cupa in the next meadow under the honey, and plates heaped with
cookies made she?"
of poppy asked
Ecods grapevine," announced' Chirpie Sparrow.
and rose petals. Miss moment, the cradle.
Butterfly led the way,
'Then everyone danced until dancing and Bultering in the the sun went down and Miss beautiful sunlight.
Butterly said good-bye and Into few over
the hill and there, away,
ern. Everybody is invited." began rocking.
So Knarf, Hanid, Teddy, the
Chirple. Sparrow began `zing-
the Stuffed Bear, and Mory- ing the sliver bell with all his
Jane, the Rag Doll, and Mr might. Funch and his wife, Judy, and General Tin, the Tin Soldier,
all got on the back of Whga, {
the Hobby Horse, and galloped
to the other end of the Pine Tree Grove.
A great crowd had collected
around raspberry bush.
already wild.
BY LEONARD BARDEN Ta game from a Dutch tournament last year has a sudden and brilliant Anish White: Thysen. Black: Kol, 1 P-04 P-Q4: 2 KI-KBJ. Kt-KB3; 3 P-B4, P-83, 4 Kt-BJ, PxP: 5 P-QR4, B4, 4 P-K3, P-K3; 7 BXP. BQKIS: 8 0-0, 0-0;.9 KI -KR. B-Kt5; 10 P-B3. K 94: 11 FXB, 4xKt; 12 P-King a bright green quit
B-R17
R-KI; 15 sacrifcel: 14 Bccept the pawn Q-KU, P-QX13; 10 BXP! FxB; 17 4x Rosigns (16 Peh, RxQ: 18 R-80 mater
Solution No. 3263; 1 KL-Q
The Beetles were there. The Whirligigs were there. Mr ond Mry Fieldmouse were there.
Chirple Sparrow was, there. He was dressed all in brown and he kept ringing aj Ule aliver beil.
(Black should
#threat 2 Q-KE
· London Bepresi Kermina
Willy Toad was there wear-
Dark Spectacles
Blinky Molo,was there wern- |ing his" dark jfpectacles, for he couldn't stand the bright rays of the sung
Daddy Longlegi was Mama Longlegs WAS
there,
thero.
Everyone followed her the next meadow and
Rupert and the Fiddle-19
While they are moving forward silent soldiers who walk mezight both Rupert and Simon try to forward at the same steady, speed until they reach the bushes' where explain how they found the fiddle and how Simon tried to play it to their horses am tethered. Then attract somebody's attention when. ``Rupert is lifted on to one horse. they became lost, and all they want Simon on to the other, the soldiers, in to get back to Nutwood Their mount behind them and off, they wordi have no effect at all'on the go at a stuFE SPOL.
ALL HIGHTS ASEENVED
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far
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and
This Helps
Her
Put It On
WHILE thousands of women
W diet and exercise religiously
to keep themselves slim and supple, there are those who would give anything to acquire O few extru Jaches. These engular women gaze enviously at their well-padded sisters and long to be softly curvacious and feminine to be able to wear shorts, swimsuits nud evening dresses, without worry- ing about ugly "salt cellara". bony knees and arms and legs that are too thin.
For women who are naturally thin, gaining weight can be a But long and tedious process, it can bo
done. It is just question of making up the mind and then doggedly persevering. Too many women after trying for a white and seeing no im mediate result,
are inclined to realgn themselves to the philo-
sophy that they are meant to be the and nothing will ever change them.
Nervous tension Is the big- gest bugbear of women who are too thin. Nee out of ten women who are underweight are nervy, unoble to relax and apt to worry over the alightest thing. Plenty of sleep-at least nine hours-cach night in a well-ventilated room-le.essen- ill They should also make a habit of having a short rest each afternoon with the feet up.
LITTLE AND OFTEN
Food and drick play na im- portant part in putting weight. Often, underweight women have very small ap- petites and dislike most of the
on
fat producing foods. They should try to eat a little more each day, but not so much as to sheck the digestive system. The alm should be to eat little and often. Chew the food well and emit drinking during Imeals. A clear half hour before or after the meal should be the drinking rule. Plenty of water. fruit julees, milk and cream
are recommended.
Exercise 1 important and w help to Lone up the muscles, create a good appetite ans promote, a good health giv- Ing Fleep. Start pradually with your excreises, Bégin with sim- cils lenn and stretch move- menty. building up gradually.
Finally, while la the process of improving your figure, wear clothes which will bide
the bones and angles and intend give an impression of feminine curves. Со in for sixiped materiais-the stripes, clairse, should always nun neroes the body. Wenr dresses that billow out below and drape softly above the waist- line. Avold off the shoulder dresses unless the bure parts are well covered with A net fichu or stole
of
--PATRICIA COMPTON
TO-MORROW
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WOMAN'S HOUR"
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